Chapter 1

Zi Baifeng shivered and woke up.

I don't know when the surrounding area became colder.

"The heating stopped?" He only remembered that he really couldn't stand the hypnosis method of the high mathematics teacher, and couldn't beat the expectation of sleeping and flying with his upper and lower eyelids, so he finally let the couple meet on the magpie bridge and went to Wushan together.

This lingering is the change of heaven and earth.

"Huh... I've been sleeping for a long time?" His arms were numb and his hair was foggy. When he turned around, he found that his deskmate was gone. Didn't he tell him to wake himself up before leaving?
"Also... what is this place?" In front of me is no longer the classroom before I fell asleep, my hazy eyes can't see clearly, but I can see that it is a little smaller than the previous classroom.

Stretching, shaking his neck from side to side, the joints made a crackling sound, crossed his hands and pushed forward twice, and shook his head again, only then did his eyes become clear.

The first thing that catches the eye is a broad back, wearing a cloth with patches on top of each other, which looks like a robe.The man had thick and short hair, but there was a small ball-like thing on his head, which was wrapped in a square scarf, which looked quite funny.

Looking around, most of them are similar clothes, some new and some old, some with hair knotted, some untied.

Zi Baifeng tried to look again, but found that he was wearing a similar robe.

The white robe, with wide sleeves, can cover both hands.

Then he lowered his head, and saw that he was indeed wearing such a dress.

Could it be that he accidentally fell asleep in the class of the Film and Television Acting Department?

Zi Baifeng was embarrassed, why didn't anyone wake me up?

Looking around again, I found a blank piece of paper on my desk, next to it was a pen, ink and inkstone, and a small piece of paper with a line of plausible handwriting written on it: "One person, two people, intentional or unintentional."

Zi Baifeng picked up the pen and drew three strokes in his palm.Bending two strokes up and one stroke down, it is a smiling face.

Seeing that smiling face, Zi Baifeng also giggled silly.

Suddenly hearing someone cough heavily from behind, Zi Baifeng turned his head, and saw an old man dressed like a pedant standing behind him with his hands behind his back.

Zi Baifeng also smiled and showed the smiling face in his hand to others, intending to show off his cuteness, but who knew that the old pedant raised his hand, and a small wooden stick one foot long and two fingers wide hit Zi Baifeng on the chest. head on.

The wooden stick was not long, and the blow was not heavy, but when it hit Zi Baifeng's head, it was like hitting an empty gourd, making a sound of "empty".

This stick was like what the Buddhists call a blow to the head. Zi Baifeng suddenly let out a groan of pain, and his head felt a sharp pain, as if countless small needles had been pierced into his head together, and countless needles that did not belong to him The memory also flooded out in an instant.

What's going on here?
"Hmph, what is the crime for despising the examiner!" Although he said the crime, the old pedant didn't pursue it, but walked forward with his hands behind his back.

Zi Baifeng trembled for a while, then slowly let go of his hands clasped over his head, slowly turned his head, and sat upright.

The memory that flooded into his heart just now merged with the memory that originally belonged to him, but it made his head even more confused.

Now all this is not fake, but real?Did he really become another person?

And the place where he is right now is... the examination room of the college examination!

The so-called court examination was the first step in the ancient imperial examination. If you passed the court examination, you became a scholar.

And right now, I am in the examination room of a scholar.

"There is still a quarter of an hour." The old pedant stood on the front podium, looked down at the examinees below, and then at Zi Baifeng, shaking his head involuntarily, his disappointment palpable in his words.

But Zi Baifeng remembered that this old pedant was a well-respected and well-educated man, although he hadn't obtained much fame in the exam, it can be said that he was full of peaches and plums, and Zi Baifeng also received his advice.

The old pedant's comment on Zi Baifeng is: "He is born intelligent, has a photographic memory, studies hard, and exhausts thousands of volumes of scriptures, but he doesn't know how to adapt."

Most of the children from poor families are like this, limited by their own short-sightedness, they only know how to study hard in the cold window, and regard the knowledge in books as Lunyin Buddhist words, but they don't know how to make a little modification.

In other words, a nerd.

When the old pedant first saw Zi Baifeng, he couldn't help shaking his head and stamping his feet. I don't know which private school teacher has turned such a good seed into a machine that only knows how to endorse.

Zi Baifeng's "retentive memory" is famous, with such an ability of retentive memory, one glance is better than others studying hard for a day, and the rest of the time can be spent on thinking and digesting knowledge, but this But no, he is a bookworm, he reads, memorizes, and knows everything whether it is the books of well-educated scholars or the graffiti of three-year-old children.

But not knowing how to adapt is not a fatal shortcoming. It is better to be able to read widely and turn other people's ideas into your own than to know nothing at all. There is no problem in being a scholar.With Zi Baifeng's strict and rigid temperament, if he gets a paperwork job at that time, he will surely be able to live comfortably for the rest of his life.

But this guy has been sleeping soundly since he entered the examination room. The old pedant pushed him twice quietly, but he didn't wake up, so he had to give up.

The examination room is a fair place. If you give up the opportunity, you can only wait another year.

In fact, with Zi Baifeng's personality, it is naturally impossible to sleep soundly in this kind of place, he was drugged.

Zi Baifeng in the past naturally couldn't think of this level, but now Zi Baifeng, after a little recollection, thought of the classmate who invited him to drink tea before he entered.

Zi Baifeng glanced left and right, and saw a candidate with slanted eyes turned his head, smiled at him, turned around again, and wrote vigorously.

I bought a watch last year!Zi Baifeng was furious immediately, it was this guy who was pulling himself to talk about it, as if he wanted to have a deep friendship with him, and several classmates had warned him not to have a deep friendship with this person, and he even said that others are "gentlemen" He is magnanimous, and the villain grows up." But this time he suffered a lot.

Although Zi Baifeng doesn't know how to change things, he has a great killer with a photographic memory, which is also a strong enemy in the eyes of others!
Damn, not only did he harm that son, Bai Feng, but also this son, Bai Feng!

calm!calm!
This is in the examination room!
If you come, you will be at ease, that son Baifeng is calm, but this son Baifeng is not the calmest, only calmer.He looked down and saw that what was written on the question paper must be the question of this exam.

It turns out that this is the imperial examination, hehe, there is no choice to fill in the blanks, just an article?
If you are afraid that I will be too powerful and block your way, then I will block your way and have a look!
Then read an article by Lao Tzu to determine the world!

If it is said that the exam experience is rich, who can compare with the college students who have experienced the baptism of the college entrance examination in the next life?The process of reading questions, solving questions and answering questions has long been familiarized by heart, and in this unfamiliar environment, it is natural to show it to shine.

One person and two people, intentionally or unintentionally.There are only eight simple words.

Zi Baifeng suddenly remembered that in the examination room of the college entrance examination, "write an article of more than [-] words by choosing a topic, choosing an angle, and choosing a theme, except poetry."

There are not too many requirements, and the old pedant didn't say anything before the exam, it seems that he really has to choose his own proposition.

These eight characters can be understood in many ways, so...if the imperial examination...

Zi Baifeng recalled some of the previous rumors that this court examination is for the selection of scholars, and also for the selection of officials. Now there will be chaos, the people are rioting, and there are too many troubles. Most of the existing officials are dead and vegetarian. If it is not enough, some low-level officials must be re-selected.

One person, two people, intentional or unintentional... Well, let's answer the question from the perspective of individual incidents, group incidents, deliberate crimes, and unintentional negligence.

Heads, or tails?This is a problem.From the positive point of view, it is easy to be similar to others, but from the negative point of view, it is easy to digress.Well, just follow the upright and righteous way, the three views are the kingly way!
After considering the proposition, Zi Baifeng pondered for a while, picked up the writing brush next to him, hung the brush on the paper, pressed it one by one, and lines of vigorous and powerful handwriting spread rapidly on the paper.

If you say that this brother "Bizi Baifeng" is really a diligent and good guy, he not only reads a lot of books, but also dabbles in all kinds of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. It's called Shuangjue.It's just that the comment of the old pedant is "although the brush is skillful, its meaning is narrow".All in all, it is another sentence pattern of "Although you are very good, but...".

But now this brother "this son, Bai Feng", although he is lazy by nature and loves to think wildly, he is worthy of the word "change".There are three changes in a day, and there is no long-term energy.

That article is like a waterfall hanging upside down, completed in one go, with smooth thinking, and no changes are allowed.

The three views are correct, but the conception is novel. Combined with the spirit of the contemporary legal system, it follows the parallel sentence pattern, four four six six.

There is the strictness of "doing good with the intention, good is good; doing evil without intention, evil is evil." There is also the strictness of "doing good with the intention, even though good is not rewarded; unintentionally doing evil, even though evil is not punished", the whole This article also should have a word change.

All in all, all in all, I have written [-] characters in eloquence, and six words can be summed up as "it depends on the situation".

This kind of small soft text that is both right and left is quite handy, and the extreme ideas of black and white are too outdated, and now we must have a dialectical spirit.

After finishing writing, reviewing it again, Zi Baifeng nodded with satisfaction. The paper is full of empty words, but it reads heartily, and if people get something, they get nothing. This is chicken soup for the soul!

This earthen pot of delicious chicken soup should be able to fill the examiner with fascination and shake his head.

Zi Baifeng chuckled in satisfaction, wishing he could add a smiley face symbol at the end and hold his arm firmly, so he resisted the urge.

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