I'm just a little white face who doesn't need to fight

Chapter 171 The True Story of Me and My Brother

(Don't connect fiction with reality)
Su Muyan is shameless!
Chuhe grabbed her ponytail and shook it: "I warn you, if you write like this again, I will go crazy, and your sister will go crazy too."

"Hmph, can you still grab my twin ponytails and output madly?" Su Muyan was not afraid at all.

"Then why don't you change the hero's name? What the hell is it called Chuhe? If you still fall, you fall with a hammer." Chuhe wanted to hit someone.

"This is based on a true story!" Su Muyan said without shame, "Didn't I fall for you? In front of my sister, did you forget?"

Shit you!

"Your book is popular, no, I would shit on my head if I could sign it!" Chu He despises, this idiot Su Muyan writes nonsense, the writing is not good, and the plot is messed up, absolutely can't sign the contract.

"Wait and see!" Full of confidence, Su Muyan kicked Chuhe away and continued to write the true story of her and her brother.

Hey, there is no help.

Chuhe didn't care about her anymore, went to get something to eat, and then sat by the beach playing erhu and playing with her mobile phone.

He pays more attention to "Under the Starry Sky of Chinese Music", so he specially went to Weibo to see the trending searches.

No, it's third on the hot search list. Although it's hard to go one step further, it's already very scary.

Chu He looked at himself again, the hot search list was 28, and the title was Pre-Qin State Scholar, Pipa Langjun.

It is also very powerful.

And overnight, Chuhe's fans increased to more than 300 million!

When Chuhe opened the private message and saw the large-scale photos of young ladies and sisters all over the screen, he knew that he was popular again, and a new wives group appeared!

He didn't respond, but just browsed through them one by one with a critical eye, hey, people's hearts are not old, and the world is getting worse.

In the next few days, Chuhe interacted with readers on Weibo, and the world has changed a lot.

But Su Muyan started to feel depressed, with a sad face all day long.

Chuhe is happy to see her like this, this guy will definitely not be able to sign the contract!

"How is it? Is your masterpiece unable to be signed?" Chu He mocked deliberately.

Su Muyan crossed his hands and snorted: "No, I'm thinking about the plot. Many plots don't feel substitutable, maybe because I haven't done it before."

As she spoke, her eyes sharpened and she stared at Chuhe without blinking.

Chuhe's skin turned cold: "What do you want to do?"

"I want to experience it with you, sleep together tonight, and then I can write about that feeling."

"Don't you often sleep together?"

"It's different, tonight you're going to put your arms around me and sing to lull me to sleep." Su Muyan was full of expectations.

"Reject." Chu He jumped into the swimming pool, goodbye.

Su Muyan also jumped in, angrily said: "My book has made money, I will give you the manuscript fee, so that you can save [-] million earlier."

"Old sister, you really have no idea about money. If your book makes 1 yuan, I will lose it." Chu He didn't want to despise Su Muyan anymore.

"If I can earn 1 yuan, you will listen to me in everything in the future!" Su Muyan was not convinced, and wanted to bet with Chuhe.

"Okay." Chu He was absolutely right. He had read Su Muyan's novels, and he would definitely not be able to sign a contract, let alone earn 1 yuan.

Su Muyan went ashore immediately: "I'll write another [-] words today, and then I'll have enough words to apply for a contract. Just wait!"

She immediately ran to write, and was about to slap Chuhe in the face.

Chuhe curled his lips and smiled, let's see how you sign the contract.

At three o'clock in the afternoon, Su Muyan signed the contract.

Chuhe was lost in confusion while holding a watermelon.

Su Muyan raised her head and laughed loudly: "What? I signed the contract, and I can easily grab 1 yuan!"

Can this be signed?What kind of tricks are light novels?
Chuhe went to read the letter on the website, and he really signed a contract, it's true!
"Although you have signed a contract, it is impossible for you to make money from this book. At most, you can earn a few hundred yuan in attendance fees." Chu He still insisted on his opinion.

One of the fans of Su Mu smoked a smile: "Really? O'Neill, don't be so stubborn, or I won't be as good as you."

After she finished speaking, she immediately started the live broadcast.

As soon as the live broadcast started, the popularity rose steadily.

Chuhe asked her what she was doing, she didn't say anything, she just talked to the audience.

"Hello everyone, I, Xiao Yanmiao, officially entered the novel industry today. I published the work "What should I do when I am cute and coveted by my handsome brother" on SH light novel website. This is based on the real life of my brother Chuhe and I It's adapted from a story." Su Muyan was in high spirits without any shyness.

Chuhe himself felt ashamed. Fuck your sister's real story, it's too embarrassing.

The audience went wild.

"Wow, true story? Watch it now."

"Is there a real compensated dating scenario? I want to see it!"

"Mr. Dahe, you won't be so perverted, will you? Covet your sister?"

Chuhe had a headache, and sighed, "Don't listen to Xiao Yanmiao's nonsense, she wrote nonsense."

"You'll know if it's scribbled or not." Su Muyan snorted, he was such a confident writer.

Not long after, Su Muyan's works were captured.

Originally there were only dozens of clicks, but fans of the website flocked to it, causing the number of clicks to increase to 10,000+, and zero comments became hundreds of comments.

Su Muyan proudly showed Chuhe the comments: "Look, everyone says I write well."

Chuhe took a look, what a hammer, everyone is talking about excitement!

"Look at me hard, beautiful!"

"When I thought it was written by a cute and cute compensated dating cat, I was so excited!"

"Mr. Dahe, I didn't expect you to be such a person. Can I date you? I can wrestle, bite, glue, cunning, slap, and slap."

It's over, and my famous name, Chu Dahe I, has been ruined.

Chuhe left without seeing.

"Hey, you lost, listen to me from now on, sleep with me first tonight." Su Muyan held Chuhe, triumphantly.

"Where did I lose? You made ten thousand?"

"Look at the tip." Su Muyan laughed loudly.

Chuhe was startled, how could he forget this!

Su Muyan's fans tipped wildly, there were not a few who tipped hundreds or even thousands, and even tens of thousands were tipped, and she made ten to twenty thousand in one fell swoop!

Losing or losing, IQ has been suppressed, so I can only reluctantly, reluctantly, and sleep with me tonight.

The imperial capital, named Hao Bieyuan.

It was a good evening.

Shao Yaoyao, wearing a bikini and diving goggles, was twisting her neck on the seven-meter diving board.

She has a heroic appearance, a graceful figure, two mermaid lines are very obvious, and her legs are also powerful, white and thin, making people unable to take their eyes off her.

Aunt Liu stood below watching her, and waved her phone vigorously: "Miss, Little Prince Conch and his sister are live broadcasting, do you want to watch it?"

"Don't look! Aunt Liu, you have a lot to do!" Shao Yaoyao froze, lowered her head and said.

"Oh, it seems that you are really interested in the little conch prince. Hey, young man, he just can't resist love, unlike me, what kind of love, love, just laugh it off." Aunt Liu sighed, and walked away with her hands in her hands.

Shao Yaoyao was angry and furious, jumped down, and then looked around to see if there was no one around, went ashore and grabbed the phone on the chair to open the live broadcast area of ​​the website.

Sure enough, Xiaoyanmiao was broadcasting live, but Chuhe seemed to have left.

Shao Yaoyao frowned and watched for a while, Xiao Yanmiao had been recommending her novels.

"What should I do about the cute me coveted by my handsome brother"? What the hell?" Shao Yaoyao was puzzled, and then searched.

Then she watched it for 10 minutes, bit the corner of her mouth unconsciously, her eyes were full of evil spirits.

Chuhe and Su Muyan lived together, bathed together, fed each other, slept together, and messed with men and women!
Who is this!Or a true story?

Sword come!

"Miss, are you down? Do you want me to apply sunscreen for you? Your butt is tanned." At this time, Aunt Liu came back hauntingly.

Shao Yaoyao quickly dropped the phone, held back her anger and boarded the diving board, and wanted to dive into the water.

But her mind was all in that "true story", the more she thought about it, the angrier she became, and the more she thought about it, the more bored she became!

"Miss, watch the road, be careful of splitting your fork." Aunt Liu yelled.

Shao Yaoyao took a deep breath, and calmly said, "Aunt Liu, I am no longer a three-year-old child, and I will not do splits anymore. Please don't remind me all the time."

"Okay." Aunt Liu muttered and stopped reminding her.

Shao Yaoyao stretched out her hands, graceful as a white swan, she took a few steps back, and then jumped forward, with a very standard diving posture, and there was no splits.

It was the last foot that slipped, which caused her center of gravity to be skewed when she jumped up, and then screamed and curled up into a quail, and fell straight down. Her upturned butt was bounced by the springboard, and she jumped two meters away. Like a basketball bounced off a backboard, it fell into the water with a thud.

Aunt Liu opened her mouth. She saw the young lady kneeling into the water with her own eyes.

"Miss, are you paying New Year's greetings to me?"

Shao Yaoyao got out of the water, buttocks were painful and red, her face was also flushed by the water, and she cried when her mouth was crooked.

"Pleasure value from Shao Yaoyao -5555."

(Good night~)

　Thank you for this sazi being my 200 starting coin reward, thank you for being Yang Da Da’s 3000 starting coin reward, and thank Farewell My Concubine for your 100 starting coin reward.

　　Thank you for the seemingly innocent and harmless 100 starting coins reward, thank the Buddha for the 100 starting coins reward in hell, and thank you for the 100 starting coins reward for open source hope.

　　Thanks to Ren Kexu for tipping 500 starting coins, thanking Ye San for tipping 700 starting coins, thanking LIWEITAN for tipping 100 starting coins, and thanking Ah o for standing up obediently for 1000 starting coins.

　　Thank you for the 100 starting point coins reward for nonsense in the world, and thank you for the 500 starting point coins reward for time reincarnation so far.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)