Datang Imperial Physician

Chapter 346 "The upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked"

Hou Junji this time...does it count as his downfall?Will it be enabled again in the future?It seems to be a question, and the answer is not certain, but this time, it should be a celebration, right?It doesn't matter whether we can celebrate or not, anyway, that guy Wei Jia never pays attention to those, first put the delicious and delicious food on the table and talk about it happily.

When you are in a good mood and have cooked delicious food, of course you have to invite your close ones to eat and drink together. It happens to be spring, when all kinds of flowers are in full bloom, and it is a good time to go out and enjoy flowers in spring.Speaking of having a good get-together, the little girl Niuniu enthusiastically proposed to live in the Zhuangzi at the foot of the mountain for two days, whether it is to enjoy flowers or do other things, you can rest as you like.

As soon as this idea came out, it was approved by Wei Jia, Xie Jiu, and a group of people including Princess Gao Yang.Looking at the weekend, he packed up his things ahead of time, Wei Jia rushed to finish the get off work, got off work early, led a group of people, big and small, and set off, and rushed to Zhuangzi that afternoon.

Princess Gaoyang followed when she was able to go out to play, and Princess Sizi would definitely be there. In order to bring this cutie with her, Wei Jia went to the palace to ask for the consent of Empress Changsun and His Majesty Li Er. Zhengtai saw that there was something to play with, so he chased after them. In the end, nearly a dozen people, big and small, set off in a mighty way.Because there were a lot of people going, big and small, for the convenience of taking care of them, Wei Chi had sent someone to Zhuangzi to take care of it in advance, and when everyone arrived, everything was ready.

Cheng Huinan and Mrs. Liu came to be the outposts ahead of time. Mrs. Liu led people to prepare accommodation and food, and Cheng Huinan was in charge of security guards. But this kind of Zhuangzi is surrounded by noble houses, and there is no ordinary person in the neighbors. It is nothing to talk about guards. It was so worrying, Cheng Huinan actually ran up the mountain to hunt a lot of prey when he was free, and even came back with a fat wild boar, which had been slaughtered and stripped by the time Wei Jia and others arrived.

Seeing that there was fresh game, Wei Chi simply said: "There is no need to make a dinner, let's just have a bonfire party, and let's have fun together."

Tell the kitchen to start preparing food, and ask someone to set up a big fire in the middle of the yard, put on the oven rack, and get ready to start.A lot of meat, vegetables, and fruits are prepared.Wei Chi was in charge of being the supervisor and also the conductor, directing the subordinates to prepare quickly and try to arrange it before dark.

People came and went in the yard, busy shuttling back and forth, and finally set it up when it was getting dark. The children had already made porridge for them to pad their stomachs. After everything was ready, Wei Jia happily announced the start of the bonfire party, and the children were happy With a roar, they sat down and waited for the food to be served.

At the moment, the children's laughter, screams, and hustle and bustle make people feel alive.Wei Chi carried a jug of wine and sat on the rocking chair, watching the children laughing and laughing around the fire with joy on their faces.He likes this atmosphere and feeling, and feels that this is the life a person should live.

"Dad, hug."

Qiqi rubbed his eyes, and said coquettishly to Wei Chi, it seemed that the little girl was tired from playing and fell asleep.Wei Chi put down the jug, reached out to fish out his daughter, let her ride on his belly, stretched out his hand to scratch her little nose, and asked with a smile, "Is the baby going to sleep? Come on, dad hugs you."

The little girl lay obediently in her father's arms, her eyes were wide open, she looked at Wei Jia, and her small hands slapped her father's face indiscriminately, which made Wei Jia itchy, so she quickly grabbed her little hands and shook them Rocking the chair, he said with a smile: "Mom said Qiqi can count, come, count for Dad."

Speaking of the "great achievements" she has been praised for in the past few days, the little girl is obviously very happy, showing a sweet smile, stretching out her white, tender, pink and chubby hands, spreading her fingers, and began to count them: " One, two, three, three. Three!"

Three—could it be that the drinking capacity has dropped again? !Or who mixed high alcohol into his wine?How did you get drunk after only drinking half a jug? !Wei Chi looked at his daughter's little hand, then at the jug, and picked it up to make sure, that's right, it was Said who gave him a lot of food and wine, pure and sweet wine, absolutely without any adulteration, so why are you dazzled? !
Wei Zhi struggled for a while, stretched out four fingers, and encouraged with a smile: "Qiqi is so smart, come on, count again, how many fingers did Dad stretch out this time?"

"Yeah!" The little girl was full of energy, she took her father's palm with her little hand and started counting: "One, two, three, three! Three!"

Wei Chi took a deep breath, his eyes widened, and this time he understood, he was sure he was not drunk or dazzled, and indeed he stretched out four fingers, and the little girl also stretched out four fingers when counting , but... But, there is no such thing as four in the numbers of the little girl club. Four is three, but three is not necessarily four. It's hard work to be a fourth.

Wei Jia couldn't help laughing, and quickly called the child's mother: "Madam, Madam, come and see, your precious daughter counts."

Xie Jiu was sitting not far from him. Wei Jia took Xie Jiu's hand, opened four fingers, and asked the little girl to count again. It was still the counting method of "one, two, three, three". Wei Jia laughed again. I came out, but I laughed too arrogantly, I accidentally choked on the saliva, and the laughter turned into a violent cough.

The sensitive little girl Qiqi didn't know whether she was frightened by her father's laughter, or because she vaguely felt that she was teased by her wicked father, which hurt her young heart. Turned around twice, fell down, rubbing his eyes with his little hands, crying so aggrieved and sad.
The child's father, who was originally cheerful, was frightened for a moment, and giggled: "Why... why are you crying?! Be good, be good, be good Qiqi, don't cry, don't cry, come, daddy will hug you to sleep. "

It's too late to say good things now, the little girl is not willing to let him hug her, she stretches out her little hand towards the mother next to her, sobbing: "Mom... Mom hugs!"

Xie Jiu held back a smile and hugged Qiqi, deliberately ignoring the aggrieved face of a certain man, coaxing softly: "Good boy, don't cry, dad is bad, mom helped Qiqi break dad, mom hugs, let's not let dad hug."

He slapped Wei Jia twice with his hand, and finally coaxed the little girl to stop crying, and snuggled into her mother's arms to sleep. Wei Jia watched so wronged that he almost squatted on the ground Draw a circle.Facing Xie Jiu's eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling, Wei Jia was so entangled in his heart, he said dryly, very aggrieved: "Actually, I didn't say anything, I just smiled, why did I become a bad person?" ?! There is no woman named Dou Ming'e among my relatives."

Xie Jiu patted him like a puppy, seeming to comfort him, and said slightly distressed: "When Qiqi counts to four, it turns into three. I have discovered and corrected it a long time ago, but she is not willing to accept me. I couldn't express myself clearly, and I said three very seriously. I was afraid that she would cry, so I thought that she would correct herself when she was older, so I didn't say any more. You touched other people's taboos like this today, You deserve to be wronged."

"..." Wei Jia looked at Xie Jiu for a while as if he was struck by lightning, and he looked at Xie Jiu for a while, and said earnestly: "Ma'am, you must be sympathetic in life. By the way, as a father these days, I have been busy. To catch up with the growth and changes of the children, shouldn’t mothers report it consciously? Have you forgotten who is the head of the family?”

Xie Jiu narrowed his eyes slightly, with a sweet and gentle smile, and asked in a low voice, "Then tell me, who is the head of the family?"

Wei Chi looked at the five slender, white fingers of his elder sister who were doing stretching exercises, and resigned to his fate with a sense of current affairs: "Of course it's madam, if it weren't for madam who took care of the housework regardless of hard work, where would I be here?" It’s smooth sailing outside, isn’t it? Ma’am, you’ve worked hard! Salute to Xie Jiu, a great working people and a glorious model of labor!”

"Forget it, serve the people."

"The style of leading comrades is really close to the people."

"It should be, a harmonious society."

"..."

Wei Chi took a look at the big and small loli and girls who were having a good time, well, they are really harmonious, so let's make a contribution to building a harmonious society in the Tang Dynasty.Emei tofu.

Seeing Wei Jia's sullen face, Xie Jiu couldn't help it anymore, and smiled, slightly annoyed: "How bad can you be? Even your daughter deserves it for making fun of her."

Speaking of this, Wei Jia was confident and confident, and said very bachelorly: "This is the right of being a parent, okay? You can't take it away!"

"Rights? What's the matter? Wei Huyou children's shoes, please state the reason."

Wei Jia had an expression of looking back on the past, but his tone could not conceal his pride, and said: "When I was more than one year old, when I ate noodles at home, everyone put monosodium glutamate. Of course, put a lot of it in a big bowl. I used a small bowl. My mother only gave me two or three random pills. I didn’t like it. I just cried and snatched the MSG, poured it down in a bag, and took a bite out of my bowl. noodles."

"and then?"

"And then I haven't touched MSG since then!"

Wei Jia said it as if it was some glorious deed, Xie Jiu burst out laughing, and said with a smile, "Virtue!"

Wei Chi laughed and said, "I can't help it, I've been teased by my mother a lot. Think about it, I'm over a year old and I don't remember anything. How can I remember these things? I never even thought about why I don't like MSG. My old lady, I'm already in graduate school, and I'm going back on vacation, because I accidentally taught my nephew a few words, I said that for the sake of health, don't eat too much MSG, but she shook it out, It caused my brothers and sisters to tease me all the time, and after being teased a lot, they all developed antibodies, which was a shameful thing, but it became a badge of honor for my innocence and cuteness when I was a child."

"cheeky!"

Xie Jiu laughed, and said, "Is there anyone like you as a father? The teasing and embarrassing things I did when I was young, and I want to see it in my own children. What is this?"
Wei Zhi was not ashamed, and his face was full of embarrassment: "What else can it be, isn't it that the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked, or in other words, I am setting an example for my son in the future."

"Go!" Xie Jiu gave Wei Chi a blank look, but there was an uncontrollable smile on his face, probably imagining how miserable Wei Chi was when he was young, looking at him softly with a deep smile, There was a blush on her face from smiling, which showed how happy this sister was.

Wei Jia took the opportunity to say: "Think about it, this is the time when the child is the cutest. If parents don't take the opportunity to enjoy it, then when the child grows up, it's time to worry about it. Where does the courage come from to clean up the mess, right? You say we Why are these two babies so cute! Qiqi, you can’t count to four, Linlin, you can’t tell the difference between sliced ​​noodles and noodles, they are all called noodles, and steamed buns, flower rolls, biscuits, and cakes are all called cakes , It’s so cute. What a beautiful childhood. Ma’am, you see Qiqi and Linlin are so cute, shouldn’t you tell me something fun about you when you were young, so that I can have a deeper understanding of your cute and beautiful image ?”

Xie Jiu glanced at Wei Jia meaningfully, and insisted: "I have been a good baby since I was a child, and I have never done such unruly things."

"Pull it down, who are you lying to! Hurry up, I've said it all, you have to say at least one thing in exchange!"

"No, it's not. I'll go over and have a look. I can't let the children eat too much grilled food. It's not good for the body if they eat too much and can't digest it."

After finishing speaking, Xie Jiu walked away lightly, with that imposing manner and demeanor, he really waved his sleeves without taking away a cloud, so chic and clean that it made people gnash their teeth, and made Wei Jia gnash his teeth—really, there is no such thing what!I won't play with her in the future!I just praised her for being close to the people, but it changed in a blink of an eye. Are leaders all superior?Alas, don't you know that this style is no longer popular?It is said that people-friendly style is popular nowadays.

"Husband, Qi'er and Lin'er are all asleep, put them on the bed and give them a hug."

Wei Chi was feeling depressed, Xie Jiu raised his voice.Wei Jia went over to pick up Linlin, and together with Xie Jiu, carried the two babies onto the heated kang in the bedroom.Putting down the child, covered the quilt, leaned over and kissed the foreheads of the two children, got up, and just turned around, two soft lips pressed against each other, before he could react, the owner of the soft lips had already smiled and jumped away. It seems that with the spring breeze, I went to the children's pile with infinite joy.It made a certain man hold his wrists in the back—it has no future! !
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I came back a little late for the injection today, sweating to death, will it hurt to give Shuanghuanglian to the shrimp? !There is one more chapter, and it is estimated that there will be a chapter in debt!Keep going!

(End of this chapter)