Datang Imperial Physician

Chapter 334

Someone looked at little Lolita's clear and clean eyes, and recalled the painful past with silent tears.

Wei Chi doesn't know how to play Go, not at all. He has never been in contact with it, and he didn't have that interest before.After traveling to ancient times, when I had nothing to do, I learned Go when I needed to find entertainment.When I first learned it, it was common for my addiction to be great and my skills to be poor.So, after challenging N people, and after N+1 failures, a certain man shamelessly challenged Si Ziliuli, the result can be imagined.

Sizi knows how to go, and he learned it from a famous teacher in the palace. Compared with Wei Chi, his chess skills are not a little bit higher, but a lot higher.Because of this, a certain man learned an unforgettable lesson - never underestimate women!Regardless of whether that woman is Lolita or Yujie, the lethality is equally astonishing!

Wei Jia, who had received a painful lesson in Go, abducted the little Lolita, and asked in a roundabout way that the little Lolita only knew how to play Go and checkers, but nothing else. With a dignified face, he abducted the little loli: "Sister, let's play chess."

"How to play chess?" Little Lolita didn't learn it, so she didn't know.

Wei Chi smiled and said, "It's a very fun game, more interesting than Go."

Hearing that it was interesting, based on the consistent trust in Wei Da Huyou, the well-behaved and curious, very cooperative Sizi Xiaolioli agreed to play chess.Wei Chi brought out the chessboard with a smile, and the chariots, horses, guns, officials and soldiers were all set up one by one.He started to explain the rules, and it was the process of explaining the rules that made a certain man's nightmare.

Sizi: "Why does the horse walk obliquely? Can't it go straight?"

Wei Chi "Uh..."

Sizi: "Why does the elephant use Tianzi?"

Wei Chi: "This..."

Sizi: "Why can pawns only take one step?"

Wei Chi: "That..."

……

After exhausting her tongue, she finally got the little Lolita to understand the rules, and instead of asking why, she started playing chess, and the nightmare started again.Wei Chi sighed longer and longer, with a weak expression on his face: "Si, pawns can only walk sideways if they cross the boundary."

"why?"

"...It's nothing, you continue."

After a while, Wei Chi sighed again: "The cannon can only be played every other chess piece, but not every two pieces!"

Sizi: "Why can you split one but not two?"

"..."

Wei Zhi was speechless again, swallowing the blood that was about to spurt from his throat, and he could only continue to play the chess whose rules were changed in a haphazard manner - Si Zi style chess!Pawns can run around, horses can walk in a straight line, bishops can fly across rivers, cannons can separate two or even three chess pieces!Once he has doubts, he immediately asks why!My God, why is it not so difficult to have a hundred thousand!
After recalling the painful experience and lessons, Wei Chi stared at Little Lolita eagerly with a green face, and met Little Lolita's defenseless face, big clear eyes, blinking at him, full of heart Joy and attachment, well, he's not strong enough, he can't be cruel to such a face and eyes, if he is abused, he will be abused, bear it, we are men.Wei Jia wiped his face, showing a rather amiable smile, with the spirit and spirit of a revolutionary martyr in his arms, and waved: "Okay, let's play chess!"

Following Wei Chi's affirmative decision, Sizi happily ran to bring the chessboard and chess pieces.The very beautiful anticipation and chess pieces, all carved from jade, are too extravagant. Wei Jia was drooling while watching them, fondled them fondly, and asked, "Sizi, when did you make this chessboard?"

Sizi smiled and said: "Given it by the father! The father lost several games in a row, and gave it to the son."

The corners of Wei Zhi's mouth began to twitch again. After holding back, he still couldn't help being curious, and asked, "Is it playing chess?"

Sizi smiled sweetly: "Yes, it is the chess that Master Wei taught Sizi. Isn't Sizi very good?"

With a shy smile on his face, he lowered his head, as if he was about to praise Sizi, who is a smart child.Wei Zhi not only twitched the corners of his mouth, but his face also twitched. With stiff arms, he touched the little loli's head, and praised: "Not bad, not bad, Si Zi is really good, and he can beat His Majesty's chess piece! Well, good Boy! It's amazing!"

Si Zi, who was praised, was obviously very happy, and his smile became even sweeter. The little hands that placed the chess pieces moved a lot more neatly, and said sweetly: "Father also said that Master Wei taught well, so we must reward Master Wei."

Wei Jia's heart skipped a beat, and he asked himself, if someone taught his Qiqi how to play chess, and the teaching was messy, would he praise him for his good teaching?Maybe, but he must be gnashing his teeth when he praises him like this, wishing he could smash the guy who misunderstood his son to pieces a hundred times a hundred times.The serious consequences made Wei Jia startled, and quickly tried to find a way to get out, and decided to take a few more days of sick leave. It is better to have less visits to the palace recently.With a dry smile, trying to estimate the time, he played a game of chess with the little Lolita, and as usual, he lost a lot of money. He was defeated by the little Lolita a dozen times in a row. After finally abandoning his son and admitting defeat, Wei Jia looked up at the time and said: "Sis, it's getting late, I should go back, now that I've finished the free clinic, another day... another day..."

The words of saying goodbye and leaving could not be continued, because the little girl looked at him with sparkling eyes, with a pitiful expression on her face: "Master Wei is leaving again? Then... that son is going to study, Practicing calligraphy, next time Lord Wei comes to the palace, he will check his homework and play chess with him! Goodbye, Lord Wei."

Although he was reluctant to give up, he obediently didn't say anything to persuade him to stay. He stood up and slowly and carefully put away the chess piece. As he put it away, there were crystal water drops falling down.Wei Zhi felt as if his heart had been stabbed thousands of times, and almost died of guilt, wiped his face, and said softly: "Well, I haven't seen Sizi for a long time, and the free clinic is over, if you don't disturb Sizi to practice her homework If so, how about... let's play a few more games of chess or do something that Sizi likes, shall we?"

"it is good!"

With a cheerful tone and a joyful voice, he raised his little face with glistening teardrops, his eyes were wet, but his mouth was already parted and he laughed.Wei Zhi sighed silently, well, he was once again defeated by Lolita, and he sent him to the door to be abused by Lolita, but even if he was abused with "golden light and a thousand lines of auspiciousness", he was very happy.Brave Wei Chi children's shoes, at this moment, you are not alone. Countless revolutionary martyrs such as Mao Zedong and Mao Zedong are watching you. At this moment, the spirit of the Long March shines everywhere, the spirit of revolution is possessed, and the small universe explodes!Burn it, brave and great Wei Chi children's shoes!Emei tofu.

In his heart, he made a simple and revolutionary encouragement for himself, and Wei Jia went back to the chessboard with a smile, and stood with Si Ziliuli.Even if the horse walks in a mess, even if the bishop flies around on the chessboard, even if the pawns walk around in disorder, even if they have been generaled countless times, it is enough to see Sizi's happy smiling face and cheerful laughter.

"...General! Master Wei is about to lose again!" Sizi said with a happy smile, clapping his little hands.Wei Jia scratched his head and smiled wryly. Who made Si Zi's rules too free? He is used to the orthodox way of playing, and he really has no hope of winning.Spreading his hands, Wei Jia was about to admit defeat, but at this moment, the voice of His Majesty Li Er suddenly sounded behind him: "Wei Ziyue, Duan is a good chess game."

With a very flat tone, even with a smile, Wei Jia felt a chill down his spine. He turned his head and saw that the middle-aged man standing behind him with an unscrupulous smile was not His Majesty Li Er, who was standing beside His Majesty Li Er. The smiling and beautiful woman is actually the eldest grandson of the empress of Sizi's mother.

"Royal father! Queen mother!" Sizi jumped over happily and jumped into his mother's arms.Empress Changsun bent down and picked her up, kissed her son's pink and tender cheek lightly, and smiled softly: "Good boy, good boy."

Wei Chi hurriedly saluted: "Join Your Majesty, Your Majesty."

His Majesty Li Er walked to the upper seat with Empress Changsun and sat down. Sizi nestled obediently in her mother's arms with a satisfied face. Wei Jia took a look, feeling a little sad for some reason, and quickly lowered his head.His Majesty Li Er said: "Wei Chi, I heard Sizi say that you taught her chess?"

Here comes the reckoning!Wei Chi sighed and said, "Return to Your Majesty, it was taught by Wei Chen."

His Majesty Li Er snorted, almost gnashing his teeth: "Good teaching! It turns out that your chess is played in that way. Bishops can fly over the boundary, pawns can move across the boundary before they cross the boundary, and cannons can separate two, Even with three chess pieces, the knight can walk in a straight line, where did he learn how to play?"

Khan, it seems that His Majesty Li Er, who is her father, has also been abused, and it seems that the abuse is not serious. Suddenly, Wei Jia's mentality of being severely abused is suddenly balanced, and the holy light descends at this moment, shining In Wei Chi's entire heart, Ya felt that this moment was incomparably great and holy, and even his expression showed a temperament called compassion, and he said slowly: "May I ask your majesty, why can't elephants cross the boundary? Why can't horses walk in a straight line... "

Wei Zhi slowly threw out the questions that Sizi asked him, which were more difficult than a hundred thousand why, and looked at His Majesty Li Er with tears in his eyes.His Majesty Li Er was stunned, speechless, unable to answer, so he could only stare at Wei Chi angrily.Empress Changsun chuckled, and tightened the si in her arms again.

Wei Chi sighed and said, "Your Majesty, you are not the first, but this minister is the first."

His Majesty Li Er was taken aback, and then burst out laughing. Seeing Wei Jia's expression of wanting to cry but no tears, he was happy, and he pulled Empress Changsun to laugh and said, "Guanyin maidservant, what does it mean to eat your own bitter fruit? What does it mean to throw a stone at your own feet ? Guan Wei Ziyue is in the mood at the moment! It is a true and profound portrayal!"

"..."

What else could Wei Chi say, he wished he could spit out a mouthful of blood, and just fell to the ground.Playing with his niece with good intentions, dispelling the little guy's loneliness, the father actually laughed at the kind-hearted person like this in the end, really... really... I hope Sizi's chess will never change, and it will continue to play like this, so that Sizi Her father has been losing, and will not change for 1 years!Amen!
Wei Jia drooped his head, looking dejected, which made Empress Changsun purse her lips and smile, vaguely like when she pursed her lips and smiled, and said in a low voice: "Your Majesty, it's almost time for the children to eat snacks. Go get some snacks."

Just as His Majesty Li Er was about to speak, Si Zi hurriedly said: "Queen Mother, Si Zi don't want to eat snacks!"

"Why?" The empress and empress looked at each other, and Empress Zhangsun asked.Sizi lowered his head, looked at his mother timidly, and said in a low voice: "Sizi made a mistake, and he will be punished. It is agreed that he will not be able to eat his favorite snacks for three days."

The empress and the empress were curious, and were about to ask carefully, Wei Chi smiled and said: "Your Majesty, empress, let me answer the question, the thing is like this..."

After Wei Zhi told the story, the empress and the empress suddenly realized it. Empress Changsun said: "If you eat too many oranges, will your whole body really turn yellow?"

Wei Chi said: "Mrs. Hui, yes. Oranges contain something called carotene, which is needed for human health. However, there is a limit to the amount needed. Excessive amounts will cause harm to the human body. Excessive intake The carotene in the carotene will make people's skin yellow, but it has no major impact. As long as you drink plenty of water and stop the intake of carotene, it will return to normal in about a month. The human body is like a bucket of water, and the various substances needed by the human body This kind of material element is the various elements that make up the bucket. It is not good to lack it, and it is not good to have too much. According to medicine, the balance of yin and yang and five elements in the human body is also the same reason."

Empress Changsun nodded frequently when she heard this, nodded her little nose, and said softly: "Did you hear that? You can't do this again in the future. If you commit the first offense, you will be fined not to eat snacks for three days, and you will be punished in the future."

"Yes, mother, my son has remembered." Sizi smiled sweetly, snuggling into her mother's arms, reluctant to let go.Empress Changsun smiled softly and patted her gently.Sizi played with Wei Chi for a long time, jumping around, and fell asleep after a while, with eyes half-opened and half-closed. Empress Changsun hurriedly hugged her into thick electricity and coaxed her to sleep.

His Majesty Li Er watched the mother and son go in with soft eyes. He turned back when the mother and daughter could no longer be seen, and asked Wei Jia: "Ziyue, how is the effect of the free clinic? I'm still waiting for your report. Let's start today." Tell me about it."

Seeing that he was starting to talk about business, Wei Jia put away his smile, organized his words, and said, "Your Majesty, a total of ten teams have been organized for this free clinic. Two teams were assigned in Chang'an City, and the remaining eight teams all went to other places. On the way back one after another, there is no way to calculate the overall situation for the time being, and what I have at present is only the situation in Chang'an City."

His Majesty Li Er stroked his beard and said, "Let's talk about what you have mastered first."

"Yes, Your Majesty."

(End of this chapter)