Datang Imperial Physician

Chapter 31 Lao Di (Part [-], Minor Repair)
After thinking for a while, Wei Jia looked at His Majesty Li Er with an innocent face, and said solemnly: "Return to Your Majesty, I am a medical student, unlike those who study literature, they are eloquent, and those who study medicine are relatively stupid."

A trace of astonishment flashed quickly in the eyes of His Majesty Li Er. If it wasn't for his self-cultivation and concentration, he might have laughed out loud. Fortunately, he held back, but after holding back, he couldn't help gnashing his teeth: "Wei Chi, daughter-in-law You are still in the dungeon, and you are still in the mood to joke, it seems that you have a good sense of composure, and I will reconsider you."

Wei Chi is still innocent, even a little wronged: "Returning to your majesty, I am a doctor. The first requirement of being a doctor is to be calm and steady, and pay attention to the collapse of Mount Tai without changing face. I have been trained for six years. , have gotten used to it, Your Majesty."

His Majesty Li Er snorted, probably thinking of the scene where Wei Chi performed surgery on Qin Meng. He didn't have the guts or determination to cut open the stomach of a large living person, cut off a lump of flesh, and sew it on with needles and threads. It's a bit mysterious: "Tell me, where did you learn the navy and army you mentioned?"

"Returning to Your Majesty, Sun Tzu's Art of War once said that if you know yourself and the enemy, you will be victorious in every battle. Our ancestors believed that my Lu family is an outsider, and they also possess the secret art of Lu Gong. They plan for the future of the family. The core children of the family are responsible for inheriting the secret art of Lu Gong. Peripheral children like Chen learn Chinese technology. Under the management of several generations of the family, they also have a little status and contacts. On weekdays, the only people I come into contact with are traumatized patients. The battlefield is the most vulnerable place to be traumatized. After staying for a long time, and because I did it on purpose, I learned a lot about military affairs. However, my minister Those who have never studied military command or anything, at most they will just follow the scriptures and tell the four old dukes what the ministers have heard, please learn from your Majesty."

Wei Jia said this with confidence. When the four old princes were having dinner at his house, they discussed the issue of war. Wei Jia, a layman, was seen through at a glance in front of the four experts.In this kind of matter, it is best to tell the truth, cherish your life, and stay away from war.

His Majesty Li Er touched his beard, pointed to the truck and car beside him, and asked, "Tell me about these two things, how are they made? What materials are they made of?"

With these two things, Wei Jia became more confident, and said loudly: "Return to Your Majesty, I am a doctor, and the line is like a mountain. I don't know how cars are made, I only know that they are made of steel!"

"..."

His Majesty Li Er glared at Wei Chi angrily, moving his toes lightly on the ground. Wei Jia guessed that if he hadn't taken into account the image of the emperor, His Majesty Li Er would have kicked him twice.Anyway, he is not afraid of boiling water, he is not afraid of boiling water, the highest level of deception, half-truth, and he is not afraid that His Majesty Li Er will send someone to investigate, and wait until the day when the people of Datang can fly across the ocean.Even if you fly over the ocean, hey, you have to travel back to China more than 1000 years later!Otherwise, he has plenty of reasons to push.

His Majesty Li Er pondered for a while, then said coldly: "Wei Chi, aren't you worried about your wife?"

Wei Jia scratched his head and said with a smirk: "When I was passing through Persia a year ago, I picked up an old scholar who was dying of illness. He told me that His Majesty the Tang Dynasty is wise and powerful, with clear rewards and punishments, and a great mind. Even if a good person is wronged, a bad person will not be spared, this minister deeply agrees."

"What about the old scholar?"

"Return to Your Majesty, dead!"

"Hmph! What a coincidence! It's useless for you to flatter me. Your daughter-in-law is beating the Ouchi guards, and the representatives of the Ouchi guards are all royals. What is this called? To put it seriously, it means ulterior motives and treason!"

"Your Majesty, you can't talk nonsense! We are the only ones in our family, we have to keep the incense!
"Hmph!" His Majesty Li Er snorted coldly.Wei Jia blinked and blinked, suddenly remembered a question, and asked weakly: "Your Majesty, can you tell me how many calls my family Xie Jiu made?"

"Well... your daughter-in-law hits seven one by one, and she's pretty good at it!"

Wei Chi wiped off his cold sweat, and said with a dry smile, "It's very good. It seems that I can't provoke her in the future, otherwise my life will be lost."

"Don't you know that your daughter-in-law knows martial arts before you got married?"

It is rare for His Majesty Li Er to ask Wei Chi about gossip.Wei Chi said with a sad face: "Before getting married, I didn't know anything about it, Your Majesty, she just sat there quietly, saying little, she looked dignified, and then the matchmaker said that the girl is shy and introverted. Elegant and elegant, I believed it to be true, I never thought of it... Sigh! How about His Majesty issue an imperial decree to prevent my daughter-in-law from beating me in the future, okay?"

"Ridiculous! What do you think my imperial decree is?"

His Majesty Li Er finally couldn't help kicking Wei Chi. Wei Chi smirked and didn't evade. Of course, His Majesty Li Er didn't kick hard. can give up.

His Majesty Li Er stared at Wei Jia, and said in a deep voice: "Wei Jia, one last question, why did your whole family come back, and only you and your wife were left in the end?"

Wei Jia put away his smiling face and said solemnly: "Go back to Your Majesty, because only our husband and wife are doctors in the whole clan, the journey back is too long, the patriarch did not estimate enough, and he did not bring enough medicines and vegetables, and many people in the clan suffered from scurvy. , the whole clan decided, in order to save the life of the young patriarch, let our husband and wife take care of the young patriarch, and leave all the medicines and vegetables to the young patriarch and our husband and wife. The big car crashed into a tree. Our small car was controlled in time. Therefore, the young patriarch died, and my wife’s leg was broken. The gods teased that we were supposed to protect the young patriarch’s return, but the young patriarch died. And we're still alive."

"What is scurvy?"

Wei Chi explained again.The driver's brother's body was also buried on the mountain, and there were signs of being turned over. His Majesty Li Er didn't say anything, so he just took the initiative to explain it.

His Majesty Li Er was silent for a long while, walking up and down in the tent, until Wei Zhi was dizzy, he stopped, stared at Wei Zhi, and said: "Wei Zhi, I don't care if you really came back from overseas It doesn't matter if you are born out of nowhere, as long as you are a talent, I will use you! Take out all your talents, and your future is in your own hands! You have merit, I will reward you, you have done it, I punish you! You have to remember, if I let you live, you can live, if I want you to die, you can only die!"

This is Taizong Li Shimin, Li Shimin, the first emperor through the ages, and Li Shimin, the heavenly khan!
Wei Zhi knelt down willingly and kowtowed: "I obey the order!"

His Majesty Taizong laughed loudly, with an imposing manner, and said with arrogance: "I will finally call you Wei Jia and Wei Ziyue and bow down sincerely once!"

Khan, it seems that the traces of "everyone is equal" in modern times are too deep on Wei Jia. Seeing that His Majesty Li Er was stimulated, he would be excited to kneel willingly even once.Wei Chi secretly sighed in his heart.

When he came back to his senses, the figure of His Majesty Li Er had already left the tent. Wei Jia hurriedly chased him out and asked, "Your Majesty, my wife is dead? My wife is still dead in the prison!"

His Majesty Li Er stepped on the horse led by his attendants, and said with a strange expression: "Heavenly Prison?! What Heavenly Prison?! Did I ever say that your Xie Jiu is in the Heavenly Prison?"

Wei Zhi was speechless, looking at His Majesty Li Er with a tangled face, and said earnestly: "Your Majesty, you have a golden eloquence!"

His Majesty Li Er took it for granted, and did his part: "Of course I have a golden eloquence. Is there anyone else in this world who has a golden eloquence besides me?"

"……No!"

"Wei Chi, your wife is waiting for you at home, go back quickly! Haha..."

His Majesty Li Er smiled and galloped away, Wei Jia suddenly remembered something, and chased after him: "Your Majesty, the city gate is about to be closed, how can I go back?"

After all, two legs can't run with four legs, and His Majesty Li Er ignored him and ran away, leaving only a trail of dust for Wei Chi, who ate a mouthful of ashes—peh bah, can an emperor be reckless?Can Li Shimin bully people?despise!
(End of this chapter)