Datang Imperial Physician

Chapter 300
"...Okay, you decide!"

Wei Jia stared at Xie Jiu for a while, reluctantly accepted the reality, and sighed: "I found that the surname Wei is really not easy to name."

Seeing that Wei Chi no longer had any objections, Xie Jiu seemed to be in a good mood, and comforted him with a smile: "Li Daochang said that the character Wei is the five elements of earth, and the character of Chi is the five elements of fire. Prosper you."

Wei Chi rolled his eyes, and said, "I understand that the five elements generate and restrain each other. The characters Ze and Cheng are both water, and soil can restrain water!"

Xie Jiu laughed and said: "Lin'er is the life of fire, and the character for Wei is earth. Together, it happens that gold, wood, fire and earth are complete, but there is a lack of water. The name with the word water coincides with the balance of the five elements, and there is no such thing as mutual restraint."

Wei Jia was dumbfounded, and said with a weird face: "Ma'am, let's not listen to Li Chunfeng, just look at what he said, it's too familiar, the typical lines are the lines of a fortune teller who fools people!"

Xie Jiu looked at Wei Chi with a leisurely smile, and said slowly: "This is the Tang Dynasty, and there are many details about naming. We Qi'er and Lin'er can have Li Daochang's horoscope and name testing, in the eyes of others, how lucky we are. , although we as parents don’t care about these things, the children have to grow up and live in this environment after all, for the sake of the children.”

Wei Jia was taken aback, she hadn't seen her look so serious for a long time, she just complained casually, if Xie Jiu really insisted, Wei Jia would also compromise, but seeing how she explained the reason so seriously...how should I put it, quite cute.Wei Chi suddenly felt in a good mood, hehe smirked and said, "Okay, madam, let's make the decision, I have no objection."

Xie Jiu pursed his lips into a smile, leaned over joyfully and kissed the smirking man.However, which one to choose between the two names is another question.Xie Jiu felt that the two names were both good, not to mention the meaning, and they were also catchy when they were called, so he felt in a dilemma for a while, so he was in a dilemma again.At this time, Wei Chi, the brave male host and the head of the family, needs to make up his mind, so a certain man came up with an idea: "Why don't we draw lots?"

Xie Jiu frowned and worried: "Would it be too undignified to draw lots? In the future, Lin'er will know about it when he grows up, and he may be sad. His name was actually decided by lottery."

"If we don't tell each other, who will know? Anyway, the two of us hide and draw lots, and don't tell others. This is the top secret of the Weifu." A certain man continued to come up with bad ideas.

Unable to make a decision, the young couple gathered around the head of the bed mysteriously, cut out identical small slips, and wrote two names on them respectively.Wei Chi said solemnly, "Ma'am, to be fair, let's catch each of us twice."

Xie Jiu was equally serious, nodding solemnly.Therefore, the name of the eldest son of the Wei Mansion was decided during the lottery held by his parents with serious faces.Xie Jiu's children's shoes had two chances to draw lots, one name was drawn once, Wei Ze was the one Wei Chi caught twice, so the name of the eldest son of the Wei Mansion was Wei Ze.

Many years later, when the prince of Wei Fu was five years old and found out how his name was created, he was full of grief and grievances and went to his parents to argue with him. The humble mother pushed all the responsibility to the heroic father. So, under the inevitable situation, the father wiped his face, pulled his precious son sincerely and said, son, when you decided on your name, your mother and I were really serious, the two of us The decision was made sneakily and mysteriously in the bedroom, without outsiders being involved. It was made as our family's top priority. We have never even seen us so concerned about protecting state secrets.So, the innocent Chief of the Weifu believed it.After many, many years later, when Mr. Wei's son had grown into a handsome and handsome boy, he realized that what was the most important thing was clearly because he was afraid that he would get angry when he found out, that is to say, when he protested for the first time back then , young and ignorant, Wei Ze, the eldest son of the Wei Mansion, was fooled by his own father.It's just that, at this moment, he no longer has the intention to protest to his parents, so the so-called breaking the jar is nothing more than that.

In other words, after deciding the son's name with the most serious attitude in the history of the Weifu, the Weifu ushered in a great day full of guests.As a father, of course you have to greet guests. The muscles on your face are stiff and sore when you smile. When you see people, you just want to say welcome reflexively. At the end of the day, the child’s father is thinking, if you hire a hotel doorman now, Then he must be a lonely master and invincible in the world.Being a father is hard work, and being a mother is not easy. Although I just lead the children to stay in the inner room, waiting for groups of female relatives to visit and talk, but after sitting for a long time, the lumbar muscles are strained. Not to mention, speaking and smiling are indispensable. After a day, the workload is huge.

Finally, the guests are all over, the child's father and the child's mother are finally temporarily relieved, and in front of eating longevity, they put out Zhou Zhou supplies, and the Wei Mansion has both children and children. The stuff is different.

Set up a large table in front of the bed, with seals, scriptures of Confucianism, Buddhism, and Taoism, pens, ink, paper, inkstone, abacus, coins, account books, jewelry, flowers, rouge, food, toys, girls "catch Zhouer" "Add shovels, cooking utensils, scissors, rulers, sewing utensils, embroidery threads, embroidery utensils, etc.The adult will bring the child and make him sit upright without any inducement, let him choose, depending on what he grabs first and what he grabs second.In this way, we can judge his interest, future and future career.

The so-called orderly seniority, Qiqi is the elder sister, so Qiqi will come first.Xie Jiu took Qiqi to the table and sat down, and stood aside with the child's father and everyone, smiling and watching.The little girl was placed on the table, surrounded by a group of people, she was not afraid, she even smiled and clapped her little hands, her mouth drooling with a happy look.

The child's father saw it, and quietly pulled the child's mother's hand, and asked in a low voice: "Have you fed in advance? Look at Qier's drooling, don't grab the food first."

The child's mother refused to answer, and gave two big white eyes, pretending that she didn't hear, and continued to look at her precious daughter expectantly.The eldest daughter of the Wei Mansion, Wuyou, smirked for a while, and seemed to have finally discovered the weird things on the table around her.

The advantage of feeding in advance is great. At least, the worry-free children did not go to get food at the beginning, but turned their attention to embroidery.This thing is not in the master bedroom of the Wei Mansion, because Xie Jiu, the hostess of the Wei Mansion, is not proficient in female reds, and only in the rooms of other servants. The little girl probably thought it was a novelty, so she grabbed it.The father, who was watching from the side, muttered in his heart, it seems that the little girl in their family is quite curious, and children with strong curiosity will be more eager to learn, but they are not easy to educate, and there is a long way to go.

After playing with the embroidery tool for a while, the little girl immediately put it down, turned her eyes to the book, grabbed it, and then, with an innocent and lovely smile on her face, she began to tear up the book, smiling brilliantly while tearing it up, and calling her dad .Facing the strange gazes of the crowd, the father could only pull his old face and try his best to smile, pretending not to understand the gazes of the crowd.

I don't know if he felt his father's embarrassing situation, or if he had enjoyed the pleasure of tearing up the book enough, he dropped the book, grabbed the brush, turned his head to find his father's direction, and called daddy with a smile, and never put it down again.

"Congratulations, it seems that Weifu will want many female bachelors in the future." Everyone present congratulated.The child's mother smiled and picked up the child, and the child's father raised a very bright smile and said politely, "Thank you, thank you, I appreciate your good words."

He smiled brightly on the surface, but his heart was dripping with cold sweat.The truth of the facts is sometimes crueler than the appearance.Wei Zhi was extremely suspicious that the little girl in his family was missing the days when she wreaked havoc in the study and harmed the world.Ask how many valuable brushes and quills were thrown away by the servants who cleaned the study of the Weifu, and you can understand the pain and joy hidden in the heart of the male master of the Weifu.

After the eldest daughter of the Wei Mansion has finished catching the week, it is the turn of the eldest son of the Wei Mansion to appear on the stage.Wei Ze, the eldest son of the Wei Mansion, did not test the hearts of his father and mother like his older sister. He grabbed a book with a beautiful design on the cover, grabbed the abacus, and dragged it. When the trolley was pulled on the table, and then the book was put on it, like building blocks, the things on the table were added one by one.

Such a situation is estimated to be rarely encountered.Some children catch the week, they don’t catch anything and just wow and cry, some grab it casually and hold it, and there are not a few people who catch and eat it.In order to prevent the situation of only grabbing food, the cunning father of the Weifu asked the mother to feed the child to be prepared. Unexpectedly, the father, who considers himself a wise and powerful man, counted to the beginning but not to the end. Children play with too many building block toys.However, obviously, the child's mother disagrees with this statement.The child's mother whispered: "In the future, you are not allowed to use my abacus as a stroller for children to play with."

The child's father smiled shyly.The answer to the mystery was revealed, and there was only one so-called truth, the so-called self-inflicted crimes cannot live, all the facts and evidence are in front of you, and everything is the result of the usual education of your parents.Who said that babies don't understand, just look at the situation of Zhuzhou, and you can basically see the influence of the children's parents and the people around them.Parents, be careful.

Although there were a few unexpected accidents in the middle, in general, the Weifu twins' weekly activity was successfully concluded under the witness of all relatives and friends.

After the week is over, the guests take their seats and start eating.The little girl Qiqi was hugged by her father, and Linlin was carried by Mr. Qin. The old man was obviously in a good mood, his face flushed, holding Linlin, and he sat at the table with the older generation, talking loudly, drinking and eating meat.Kid Linlin obviously has a good temper and courage. Although he recognizes his life and doesn't like to be hugged by unfamiliar people, he didn't cry in such a lively place. Instead, he opened his big eyes curiously and looked at his deskmate. The person who loves you is obediently nestling in the arms of grandpa.

On the way, Qiqi was carried by the godmother, and Wei Jia was called by the old man to drink.Cheng Zhijie snatched it up, and with Wei Chi's skill, he carried it over without any resistance, and the old man Cheng's mouth was full of alcohol.Old Cheng Hao said with a smile: "Wei Silang, not only did you become a man in one fell swoop, but you also have both sons and daughters. Today is a big day for your son and daughter to turn one year old. Shouldn't you consciously drink three cups first?"

Wei Zhi was very conscious, considering that if he refused, he would definitely have to suffer from Lao Cheng's mouth full of alcohol, and he was really happy today, so he simply nodded: "My nephew understands, I don't need uncle to say, we came here voluntarily."

The servant cleverly handed over the wine glass, and Wei Jia took the opportunity to escape from Cheng Zhijie's restraint, and poured the wine consciously, bang bang bang, without saying a word, and drank the three glasses of wine with his head up. The refreshing style made the old men howl Shouting, clamoring, three more cups.The reason is that there are two children, one child has three cups, making an even number is auspicious.

So, without further ado, Wei Chi drank three cups again.The boy Linlin probably saw his father drinking happily, and thought it was something good, so he reached out to grab the old man's wine glass.The old man smiled happily and said, "This kid wants to drink too!"

A group of veterans at the same table, obviously not a good thing, actually shouted: "Hurry up and give it to the children."

As they said that, they all started bragging, saying that so-and-so started drinking when they were young, and that so-and-so grew up not drinking milk, but drinking.In short, if it is amazing, you can brag about it. In a word, everyone is not a mortal since childhood. Otherwise, can they use such a good amount of alcohol now? They have practiced since childhood.

Encouraged by a group of old men at the same table, the old man smiled and dipped some wine with his chopsticks and fed it to Linlin.The wine that a group of old men drank was the strongest.Ever since they drank the wine prepared by Wei Chi, all the old men said that the wine they drank before was water, which was drunk by women, and men should drink strong wine, otherwise they would not be men.So, the poor eldest son of the Wei Mansion, who just turned one year old, a little man named Wei Ze and nicknamed Linlin, just burst into tears when he was so spicy by a chopstick head of wine.All of a sudden, there was crying and laughing, snot and tears.The cries belonged to the miserable little men, and the laughter belonged to the old men who were the culprits.

"Dad, wow..."

The little man was crying miserably. He stretched out his hands towards his father, seeking a comforting hug.As a father, he also laughed heartlessly along with the old men, admiring the horrific crying portrait of his precious son, regretting in his heart, but unfortunately there is no camera, otherwise he would take all these photos and record them, so that in the future, when his son is disobedient How wonderful that is.

God is righteous, and the evil father's evil plan failed after all. Although the little man who suffered a lot today left enough jokes for future jokes, but fortunately there is no physical evidence, which is considered a blessing in misfortune.

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This chapter was written for more than three hours, and while writing, I thought about the scene when my family smiled and caught Zhou, and smirked, haha.Well, you are still willing to vote for me. Children’s shoes, please pay attention. If you still have a monthly ticket, please save it until the 28th. From the 28th to the 10th of the 5th, there is no longer a book that can only vote for three monthly tickets. The limit, and one monthly pass counts as two.I hope, please be willing to vote for me and this book, children's shoes, please keep your votes!Thanks!

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