Datang Imperial Physician

Chapter 237

I hope the little fat man Li Taizhen is as smart as he has shown, and he will listen to Wei Jia's words.Judging the situation is a talent that is needed at any time, especially for people in the center of power. If one can't see clearly, then wait for the boat to die, or the kind of death that leaves nothing left. ,everything at once.In short, after he came out that day, Li Tai said a word to Wei Jia: "Hui Bao will follow any arrangement of the husband, please show me."

Wei Chi agreed and officially took the post of Li Tai's personal doctor and weight loss coach.As for what Li Tai thought, Wei Jia didn't ask, anyway, he just followed the designed recipe and served it to him, and when it was over, he followed the plan to do weight loss exercises.His Highness Li Tai, king of Wei in the Tang Dynasty, was probably the most ostentatious person in history for losing weight. Wei Chi led fifty soldiers to supervise him in weight loss exercises.

This weight loss exercise was discussed and formulated by Wei Jia and Xie Jiu when they were at home. In terms of weight loss, a young person like Wei Jia has no experience. The authority in this area is Xie Jiu.There is a saying that women always want to lose one kilogram of their weight.

Traditional Chinese medicine, acupuncture and moxibustion to lose weight, combined with proper exercise to lose weight, plus reasonable diet control, with so many methods, I still don’t believe that Li Tai’s weight can’t be lost.However, it turns out that losing weight is a difficult task, especially when it comes to controlling appetite. That pain, seeing Li Tai's disheveled face and Li Tai's angry roar, Wei Chi finally understood why the modern diet pills The industry is so booming, and it really meets the needs of the broad masses of the people.

"Hui Bao, if you have time to scold me, you should hurry up and run around the garden. Poor boy, what did you do to build the garden so big? Now you know it's not good to waste it? Be thrifty and thrifty. It’s a good habit, it’s a glorious tradition of the Chinese nation, you have to remember it! The Empress also advocated it!”

Wei Jia took people and sat under the eaves, slapping the ruler on the table, drinking tea and eating snacks, while irritating Li Tai with sarcastic remarks, and by the way called someone to change shifts - Wei Jia sent two sergeants to follow Li Tai as supervisors , Of course, these sergeants come in rotation.

In the first few days, Li Tai still had energy and cursed Wei Jia. Later, seeing that cursing didn’t work, and he might even be forced to increase his exercise and add an extra bowl of Chinese medicine, Li Tai decided to shut up obediently. In Wei Jia’s words, He also wants to fight this kind of asymmetric war to the end, isn't that uncomfortable for him? !Moreover, Li Tai didn't have the energy to yell or curse anymore, he could only focus on panting and striding forward, and he didn't even have the energy to stare at Wei Chi.

After much difficulty, he was almost dragging his feet, and finally finished the last circle. Li Tai didn't care about anything, and lay down on the ground with a "bang", panting for breath, as if he had just been fished out of the water. like.

Wei Chi walked over, squatted beside him, and asked with a smile, "Are you tired? Do you really want to sleep?"

Li Tai rolled his eyes to look at him, without saying a word.Wei Zhi rubbed his chin, and said: "I still have the strength to stare at me, sir. It seems that I haven't exercised enough. Come here, help Prince Wei, and go for a walk."

"Yes!"

A mighty sergeant came over and dragged Li Tai up from the ground, supported him, walked around again, and then helped him to lie down on the recliner under the eaves. Jin Ming used acupuncture to help him recover from fatigue, and massaged him. Acupuncture, so as not to make any mistakes.

Wei Chi shook his homemade folding fan, shook his head aside, and after Li Tai's breath calmed down, he said, "You said that your physical strength is too weak. Haven't any beauties despised you?"

"They dare! This king favors them, that's an honor! This king doesn't favor them, so they want... oops! How dare you hit me?"

Li Tai's arrogance turned into shock and anger.Wei Jia said flatly: "Please note, it was the ruler who beat people without committing a crime, and it has nothing to do with me."

Li Tai rubbed his head, and looked at Wei Jia resentfully, not daring to say anything, he had to bow his head under the eaves.After holding back for a while, my stomach started to growl. Almost all the people present heard the sound. The people in the Wei Palace looked at their prince with tears in their eyes, and the people who followed Wei Chi were full of sympathy. The back of his face was terrified, and he felt that Dr. Wei, who had always been amiable, was actually quite scary.

"This activity is called pull-ups. Just like what I do, I do [-] of them a day, not many, Huibo, come on."

In front of the specially made horizontal bar, Wei Jia demonstrated twice lightly, and motioned Li Tai to follow suit. Li Tai was pale, imitating Wei Jia's appearance with difficulty, and began to work hard.

"Hip lift! The baggy look is ugly and useless. You can't just exercise your arms. You don't want to only lose weight in your arms in the future, and there will be no reaction at all in other places, right?"

……

At night, a tall, wide black figure ran towards the kitchen cautiously, looking around from time to time, especially in the direction of Tingfeng Pavilion, and opened the door and walked into the kitchen when there was no one else. Flintstones, lighting the oil lamp, and what caught my eye was indeed Wei Jia's particularly eerie face under the hazy yellow light of the oil lamp.

"Wei... why is Mr. Wei here?"

"Oh, I was too tired from training during the day, and I woke up hungry at night. I came here to find something to eat. Where is Huibao? What are you doing in the kitchen at night? This is the last chicken, just right, take it back to my family, Dahu, The two tigers eat, they both eat a lot, and they eat less in the afternoon, which is just right to fill their stomachs."

"Master Wei is really a good master who is considerate to his servants."

"That's right! I consider myself a model of the Tang Dynasty, and I think everyone will agree."

Li Tai twitched his face with a half-smile, looked at the chicken in Wei Jia's hand reluctantly, and walked out with his eyes turned back three times, with that look, he would probably go crazy if he was hungry for another day.

The next day, sure enough, Li Tai stared at everyone, as if he wished to see everyone go up and take a bite. He said that he hadn't seen any meat for half a month. All day long, he only saw raw meat , The mouth is uncontrollably secreting saliva.

"Ah! I can't stand it! Steward, bring me some mutton, my lord, I want meat!"

Following Li Tai's roar, he started to eat vigorously.The weight loss plan that persisted for half a month was declared bankrupt, Princess Wei watched worriedly, her face was full of distress, but secretly, she sent someone out to inform Wei Jia that her prince had eaten meat.

When the servant came to report, Wei Chi was immersed in writing a letter from home.Xiao Ming ran out of breath and said: "Sir, the princess sent people to tell that the prince got angry and asked the housekeeper to bring a roast lamb up, and it's time to eat meat."

"Well, I see, you go down first and wait outside the door."

Wei Chi's face was calm, and he didn't even lift his eyelids. Xiao Ming was taken aback, and went down with a bewildered head.After Xiao Ming went down, Wei Jia calmly sealed the written family letter, asked Xia Sheng to take it out, and asked the post station to send it back to the capital.

Xia Sheng took the family letter with a weird face, because when Wei Chi wrote the family letter, he was watching from the side, watching his master scratching his head, sitting for an hour with a sad face and writing this family letter, the whole text was just two sentences—— — Ma'am, I miss you!Daughter, son, Dad misses you!

After hesitating for a while, Xia Sheng, acting as a loyal servant, felt that he should remind the master, so Xia Sheng said, "Master, do you really want to take this letter back?"

Wei Zhi said with a bitter face: "You can't take it with you! When we came, my wife said that I would write a letter from home in three days, otherwise I would not be allowed in when I returned home. Do you want to sleep in the capital when you go home?" ?"

"But... but master, you can't just write it so short? What if Madam is not happy after reading it..."

Xia Sheng's implication is self-evident.Wei Zhi sighed deeply, this woman is really hard to serve when she cares about it.In line with the duty of being a husband and a father, Wei Jia wrote back eagerly as soon as he arrived, reporting the interesting things he encountered on the way here and the situation after arriving to the superiors. As a result, the beauty of his family The reply letter from the elder sister and the leader only has a simple sentence-do you have nothing to write besides work?
Well, Wei Chi is based on the great policy of knowing mistakes and correcting them, and everything is transferred from the leader’s intention to beat people. Instead of writing work, he will report his views on Yongzhou City, compare it with the capital Chang’an, and focus on elaborating Let’s talk about the importance of regional development balance and the obvious omissions of unbalanced economic development in Datang.

After the letter was delivered, his beautiful sister's reply was even simpler. On the entire letter paper, six black dots were drawn with a brush, which Wei Chi didn't understand at first.When writing the third letter home, after discussing with Xie Jiu the method of losing weight and the results of the experiment on Li Tai, I inquired weakly about what the six black dots mean.

Master Taizu's reply arrived very soon, still in a concise and concise style, still only one sentence - don't you know how to write an ellipsis?

Wei Chi wrote back to ask why he only gave six dots in reply, and Master Taizuo's reply was even simpler, with only three words in the whole article - think for yourself!

Wei Chi spent a night thinking about it by himself, sat for an hour, and wrote the fifth letter from home with only one sentence.I don't know if his beautiful sister will be satisfied after he also learns the simple but not simple style of Mr. Tai Zuo, the husband and wife have a unified style, what a wonderful thing.

After writing the family letter and sending it away, Wei Jia took the big tiger and the two tigers, and asked Xiao Ming to lead the way to see Li Tai.On the way, Wei Jia ordered: "Stay for a while, after I go in, don't let anyone in! Remember!"

"Yes, master, don't worry, as long as our brother is here, no one will be let in."

Wei Chi nodded in satisfaction.

When I arrived at Li Tai's place, I was still eating and drinking vigorously, but fortunately, thanks to his strict etiquette upbringing since childhood, although the eating was exaggerated, it was not so horrible as to be disgusting, which was better than Wei Chi imagined. much better.

For a long time, Wei Jia has been thinking about how to control a proud person!Combining many things that modern times have seen, Wei Zhi decided to be tough. He is more arrogant than him, and he is more arrogant than him. In short, he overwhelms him from all aspects!He will never be given a chance to stand up, so this time, Wei Jia came with a ruler.

After entering, Wei Jia looked at Li Tai who was eating calmly, and didn't stop him, just watched calmly.Li Tai froze for a moment, then paused. Seeing that Wei Chi didn't respond, he curled his lips and continued eating.

Wei Chi asked Du Hu in a low voice: "Da Hu, tell me, can my master defeat King Wei with my skills?"

Du Hu thought about it seriously, and said honestly: "It's a bit dangerous! Lord Wei's physical strength and arm strength have improved a lot recently."

Wei Jia smiled like a master: "Don't worry! There is a lady with an orange warning sign behind us to support me! Madam can fight seven of them. I thought, I shouldn't be a problem if I deal with one. You go out first and wait a while." If you hear me yelling for help, remember to come in quickly."

"Yes, sir."

The big tiger and the two tigers looked at each other strangely, and went out very loyally, standing on both sides of the door like door gods.Wei Chi took a deep breath, saluted Princess Wei, and said, "Please take someone out with you, Princess Wei. I want to talk to Hui Bao alone."

"That's it, Mr. Lao."

Princess Wei went down with her.Li Tai glanced at Wei Chi cautiously, and said: "I don't want to lose weight anymore! It's useless to say anything, if you force me again, I will sue you to my father and mother! I have never been punished since I was a child. This kind of grievance, thinking that I am a dignified king of Wei, who can't even eat meat, has been beaten by you for half a month... ah! Wei Chi, you dare to hit me!"

"How many times have I told you that I didn't hit you, it was this ruler that beats people without crime!"

Wei Zhi said hypocritically, but he slammed his hand fiercely, aiming at the place where the beating hurts, but the internal injury cannot be hit.

"This time, I beat you for your father's sake. If you are a son, you should let your parents worry about you when you grow up!"

"This time, it was for the Empress, for the same reason as above!"

"This time, it's for Prince Chengqian! As a younger brother, if you don't respect your elder brother, you should hit him!"

"This attack was for Princess Wei. As a husband, he doesn't care about his wife. After marrying a troublesome guy like you, he will do nothing but make trouble!"

"This is for the prince of Wei! With an old man like you, it's probably because he didn't burn incense well in his previous life!"

"This fight was for my family. It made you disobedient. You have told me to persevere to the end, but you still dare to fuck!"

"This time... I still fight for my family, I won't say the reason! Anyway, I don't like you!"
"This one hit our chickens!"

"This shot is for our dog!"

……

Wei Chi kicked Li Tai's ass with a cold kick, knocked him to the ground with all his strength, sat on his buttocks, took a ruler, and slapped Li Tai's ass. Disobedient guys can only be beaten butt.

"Your chicken and dog, what does it matter to me? Why do you beat me with this reason?"

Li Tai was beaten to the point of crying, feeling aggrieved in his heart, no one would dare to treat him like this except Wei Chi, who is holding chicken feathers as arrows at such a big age!
While beating, Wei Jia said again: "Sir, do you need a reason for beating someone? Heaven and earth, master and master, I have a high status now, so I don't need a reason to teach you a lesson."

(End of this chapter)