Datang Imperial Physician

Chapter 116 The Humorous Xie Jiu Children's Shoes

"Don't like being an official?"

After returning home, biting the tip of his pen, he sat in the study in a daze. Xie Jiu came in, sat opposite him, and asked Wei Jia with his chin in his hand.Wei Chi shook his head and said, "It's not that I don't like it, but that I'm not good at it. This is different from our era. If you fail, as long as you don't commit too many crimes, except for the loss of rights, you can save your life. Datang, no. If it fails, the whole family will die together! We are people who have died once, cherish life, and do our job well first. Let’s continue with the promising career of being a doctor. Besides, I like the feeling that others owe me, I don’t want to quantify everything, cash it out, let’s share this thing, it’s useful to keep it in my heart.”

Xie Jiu frowned slightly, staring at Wei Chi's gaze, which made him feel uncomfortable: "What...what's wrong? What did I say wrong? Or do you have a different opinion? Well... we can discuss it, show your momentum Bullying people!"

Xie Jiu couldn't help smiling, glanced at him, and said, "It's nothing, I just think you are quite sinister, why didn't anyone find out before?"

The guy looked embarrassed, scratched his head, and said: "We like the way of boiling frogs in warm water. In fact, we are honest people."

"Cut, it's strange to believe you."

The beauty snorted, and Wei Chi was dumbfounded: "Well...beauties can't say everything!"

The beautiful sister smiled and asked, "Am I still a beauty now?"

This question is a matter of principle, and you must answer it sincerely without hesitation: "Of course! The beauty is a mess, it is tragic, and it will bring disaster to the country and the people!"

The beautiful sister frowned: "What kind of messy adjective? Are you describing my beauty?"

Wei Zhi patted his chest, very seriously: "There is absolutely no doubt about this, our red heart is burning hot."

When the beauty heard the music, she smiled a little cunningly, waved her hand, and said, "Since she is still a beauty, it doesn't matter if I say anything."

Wei Chi: "...Sister, I want to throw myself to you."

This elder sister turned out to be a hidden master. Seeing her going around in circles, I admire her.That's all, seeing how proud she is, she's so cute, let's make an exception and don't care about it.

After two days of holding back at home, this guy finally took out another copy, except that it was relatively clear in order, but there was no trace of literary talent at all.

The format of the excerpt is no different from that of ordinary reports. The report comprehensively and detailedly expounds the importance of doctors and his professional.In agriculture, this guy is just a layman, and it’s okay to talk about what he knows. If he really wants to let him take charge, this guy realizes that with his half-bottle of water, if he doesn’t keep it all together, he will make a mistake someday. Servant believes that one should pretend to be deep and maintain a sense of mystery.

After explaining these things, this guy started to summarize and sublimate, from the perspective of how a big man serves the country. In terms of agriculture, what he can do and knows, he has said and done almost, and he can retire with success. At this time, It's time to turn back to his profession - a doctor. This guy wants to light himself and others, and contribute his light and heat to the medical development of Datang.

Wei Chi wrote about 6000 words. In modern times, this was probably the number of words required for general reports. This guy is used to it, and he can’t change it for a while. Unconsciously, the things he conceived were written out, not many A lot, just about 6000 words.After this guy finished writing, he lamented the greatness of his habits and the persecution of the reporting style in modern times. You often need to write a report for everything you study and feel. Come to a summary and see how much it has caused him. Psychological trauma, I have come to Datang, and I am still unconsciously reflecting it.

The first reader of this report is Xie Jiu.My sister said that the matter is of great importance, so she will help to take a look and refer to it for details.Wei Chi agreed, and handed it in very obediently. This sister was also very poised, she read it very seriously, and even asked Zhaodi to make a plate of cinnabar, grind it into ink, and stick it with a quill pen Like a Chinese teacher correcting a student's composition, give a serious comment: This article is novel in conception, rich in sound and emotion, rich in emotion, strong in logic and order, and more persuasive. It is a very successful article The report is expected to convince people who have read this article, but there are still shortcomings that cannot be ignored. It is recommended to strengthen the practice and writing of traditional characters, familiarize themselves with fonts and strokes as soon as possible, and reduce typos.

Looking at the red circles on the rice paper, Wei Zhi had the urge to go crazy, his face was flushed, his hand holding the paper was shaking non-stop, his teeth were gritted, and he was so frightened that he was ordered by Xie Jiu to send it back to "Composition" "'s Zhaodi, ran out like a jerk, with tears in his big eyes, and jumped faster than a fleeing rabbit.

After a long time, a roar broke out in the study: "...Xie Jiu, you ruined my report, hurry up and help me copy it again, it's more than 6000 words, I don't want to copy it again!"

Rushed in like a locomotive, the elder sister was very dignified and casual, she looked at Wei Jia in a leisurely manner, and said kindly and caringly: "...Do you really want me to copy it?"

"Of course! Do you think the quill pen is easy to use? Do you think it's easy to write six thousand words? Do you think this is a one-time draft? This is what I re-transcribed after I finished writing it. The finished product of blood and tears has been ruined by you!"

A certain man wants to cry but has no tears.But the older sister still had an innocent face, and she persuaded her seriously: "But you really have several typos. This is something for His Majesty to see. You can't make mistakes. I'll point them out for you and let you correct them!"

"...Quickly copy! Don't copy...I'll show you to death! Let you be a widow!"

After thinking about it, he made a threat that he thought was very confident.Xie Jiu pursed his lips and smiled, took the report, smiled, and asked Wei Jia with a relaxed look: "Are you very angry? Are you sad?"

Wei Jia showed a smile that was not a smile, and grinned: "I'm not angry! I'm not sad! I just want to kill people with a knife and destroy humanity!"

The elder sister pursed her lips and smiled again. Grinningly, she took out a stack of papers, and said with an expression and tone of asking for credit, "Look, what is this?"

Wei Jia took a look, and Xie Jiu had already helped him re-copy the beautiful handwriting and familiar content, and corrected some mistakes. Wei Jia was stunned, a little puzzled, and pointed to the "original manuscript" , asked: "Then... what does that mean?"

Xie Jiu was very happy, smiling sweetly, with a little complacency, and said softly: "It's just a little joke, isn't it fun? Hahaha, I'm so humorous!"

"..."

Wei Jia gasped, almost turned his back, reached out tremblingly, grabbed Xie Jiu's shoulder, and said earnestly: "Sister, there is a saying that a serious woman is the most beautiful, I think, let's continue to do it." A promising career as the most beautiful woman, leave the humor to me."

(Writing this paragraph, I think of a cute person who took the speech I typed for myself as a text! Hehe)
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