Emperor Xiaoyao of Tang Dynasty

Chapter 7 Come out to mix, sooner or later

Before Booger Khan woke up, Jin Yu asked the lion to watch him, walked over to look at Chen Rui, breathed calmly, and fell asleep.Jin Yu took out a blanket to cover him, and asked Yang Ying to look after Chen Rui. He went to pick up the two lost rabbits and prepared to make lunch.

Jin Yu felt that it didn't matter what his original name was, because he already decided to call him Booger Khan.

Giving the rabbit's internal organs to the lion for lunch, Jin Yu put the rabbit on the fire to roast, picked up Yang Ying's leftover rice washing water, poured booger sweat on his face, and prepared to wake him up to tease him, Find some fun for your boring time travel, and the chance to moles the king of a country is rare.

"You insult me!" Booger Khan woke up weak, but still furious.

"Forget it, you are my prisoner now. Just sit on the side and rest. If you want to run, you have to see if you can outrun it?" Jin Yu pointed at the lion next to him, who was staring at Booger Khan.

"Aren't you a country of etiquette? How can you treat me like this?" Booger Khan asked Jin Yu.

"Heh, you are very educated, and you know the state of etiquette?" Jin Yu teased him while roasting rabbits, "You treated my friend like this, almost killing him. It's fine if I don't kill you. Don't Tell me you will treat your enemies with courtesy."

Booger Khan didn't speak, but moved his body, trying to stand up hard, but the long-distance escape and the excessive bleeding made his body weak, and he didn't succeed.

"Don't mess around, save some energy, you'll be on your way soon." Jin Yu said after taking a look at Booger Khan's actions.

"I will not descend to Tang, you kill me!" Booger Khan said with a heroic spirit.

"Want to die?" Jin Yu decided to tease him as soon as he heard the music. He flipped the hare under his hands and continued: "Is this your begging? Hehe, it's okay, if you come out to mess around, you will have to pay it back sooner or later. There is nothing worse than death." There are many ways to die, I will tell you one by one, you choose one of them, don't say I insult you. "

In order not to scare Yang Ying, Jin Yu asked her to look at the roasted rabbit, while he walked up to Booger Khan, and while slashing his neck with a paratrooper knife, he continued in a low voice: "Let's first talk about hanging Die, put a rope around your neck and pull it hard, gah! The tongue oozes out of the old man, and the time of urinating is over, but this is too cheap for you, it’s not right, let me think about other ways to die .”

Jin Yu pretended to think, and watched Booger Khan pretending to be determined with his eyes. "Tie you to the tail of a pony, and let the horse gallop wildly. After running for an hour, you will almost die. What do you think of this?"

Facing Jin Yu's staring eyes, Booger Khan turned his head unnaturally, "Not good? I don't think it's good either. I'm too tired after riding a horse for an hour, so I'll change another one. Ling Chi How about it?"

"I don't know what Ling Chi is?" Looking at the sweaty Booger Khan on his forehead, Jin Yu explained: "It is to cut off your eyelids first, so that you can see with your own eyes, and cut off your flesh with a small knife. , from foot to head, if you are hungry, I can use your meat to make you a bowl of porridge, hehe, you need to cut three thousand knives to die, at least three days to finish, how about this?"

Booger Khan, who was sweating more and more, avoided Jin Yu's eyes again, and leaned back hard, as if the knife in Jin Yu's hand was about to be tortured, and instinctively wanted to dodge. "This doesn't suit you either? I think three days is too long. I'll think about something else."

"Why don't you just peel the skin!" Jin Yu continued, emphatically, "During peeling, the knife will be cut from your back, and the skin on your back will be divided into two halves with one knife, and the skin and muscles will be slowly separated with the knife, tearing apart like a bird's wings. Come." Jin Yu said as he moved around Booger Khan, dabbling with a knife, as if he was considering where to cut the knife.

"Generally speaking, it takes one day to die. With a body as fat as yours, it will be more difficult. My knife is fast, and if I get tired, I will move more nimbly. I will try to make your wish come true before dark. Who made me so soft-hearted? "Jin Yu said in a difficult way.

Booger Khan opened his mouth wide and looked at Jin Yu in horror, but he couldn't make any sound.

Jin Yu ignored Booger Khan, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, I'm very skilled. Have you seen that rabbit? Actually, it's almost the same. I'll leave you a piece of skin and dry it to make two drums. What do you say?" If I put this drum at the foot of Yinshan Mountain, will there be any Turkic people who would dare to attack me, Great Tang Tianwei?"

In Booger Khan's eyes, this smile was even scarier than the devil. His legs twitched and he passed out.

Jin Yu looked at the wet stains under Booger Khan's pants, and pinched his nose to prevent the smell from entering his nostrils. "Fuck, this is too timid, I fainted before I finished playing, what a disappointment!"

Jin Yu asked the well-fed lion to continue guarding Booger Khan, and he went over to take the rabbit from Yang Ying's hands. After roasting, he chopped the rabbit meat finely and mixed it with rice, and fed Chen Rui some.Boozy Khan was woken up again with the remaining rice soup. This time, he didn't yell or abuse him, but just looked at Jinyu with a horrified expression, wishing he could stay away from him.Jin Yu stuffed him with some rabbit meat, and walked aside to have lunch with Yang Ying.Jin Yu looked at Booger's frightened eyes, and was also worried that his staring at him would make him afraid to eat and delay the trip.

After eating, they rested for a while. At four o'clock in the afternoon, Jin Yu and Yang Ying packed up and prepared to leave. With Chen Rui's appearance, it's better to find a place to stay and recuperate.

Holding the paratrooper knife in his hand, Jin Yu walked up to Booger Khan, squatted down with a smile and looked at Booger Khan with a frightened face, and said, "I have at least a hundred ways to make it impossible for you to survive or die. But well , as long as you are obedient, everything is easy to talk about, if it goes against my will, hehe, I don't mind having more Turkic lives in my hands!" Jin Yu emphasized the word Turkic.

Booger Khan nodded and agreed, how dare he talk about any conditions?I was really afraid that the devil in front of me would abuse me to death.

"When you are leaving, you will lead the way on horseback. If you want to run, you have to see if you can outrun my crossbow or a lion! As long as you run away, I will catch you and skin you. I'm cramping you!" Jin Yu threatened viciously.

Booger Khan was eaten to death by Jin Yu, obediently riding a horse to lead the way, under the watchful eye of a lion, Jin Yu was riding a Booger BMW, carrying a comatose Chen Rui on his back, pointing the crossbow in his hand at Booger Khan, Yang Ying was carrying an assault bag, and a group of four walked in the direction Chen Rui pointed at in the morning without any haste.

As night came, Jin Yu asked Yang Ying to approach him slowly, and took out a solar flashlight from the side of the assault bag to turn on the light.Although Yang Ying was used to the mystery of Jin Yu, she was still taken aback, it was so amazing!Booger Khan was no less surprised than Yang Ying, and laughed at himself: Poor me and said to make him rich all over the world, at least there is no such thing, is everything the will of God?

At nine o'clock in the evening, the exhausted group finally heard the barking of dogs coming from ahead.

(End of this chapter)