Emperor Xiaoyao of Tang Dynasty

Chapter 323 It's not easy to destroy the Japanese
Poor and short, this word is very vivid for the Japanese.

In the early years of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the Japanese king sent envoys to Luoyang, the capital of the Han Dynasty, to pay tribute, wishing to be the Hanchen vassal.He asked the Emperor of Han to give him a name, but Han thought he was short, so he bestowed the title of "Woguo".From the Han Dynasty to the Tang Dynasty, for five or six hundred years, the Japanese people have been struggling with food and clothing. Due to malnutrition, it is no wonder that their height has gone up!
Some people say that the Japanese suspected that their race was not good enough, so they appointed women to come to China to "degree the race" in order to improve the race of the Wa country.At that time, there was no such thing as liquid nitrogen storage, and the best container was a woman's belly, that's why a group of women traveled across the ocean to beg for fuck...

Jin-woo, however, is skeptical of that claim.With Japan's long-distance sailing ability, it is not an exaggeration to lose half of it back and forth.It's more convenient to take a few strong men back than to take a lot of money and waste money.Therefore, rather than saying that they came to "save the species", it would be better to say that they used the way of peace talks to seek knowledge, collect various intelligence and advanced technologies.

Later generations developed science, and everyone knew that rich nutrition can promote height development, but the Tang Dynasty still stayed at the stage of filling their stomachs and beating neighbors and occupying territory. Those who learn scriptures are poor and short.

Others don't know, but it doesn't mean Jin Yu doesn't know.Thinking back to Japan 500 years later, the per capita height surpassed that of China. Some people say that they value education, and that a glass of milk per child creates a nation and so on.It is undeniable that Japanese children’s lunch in the 21st century is countless times better than the small dining table of Chinese children, but it is really not easy to feed 16 billion people. Returning farmland to forests and building houses, agricultural land is decreasing day by day, without hormones?Without pesticides?Let’s not talk about making money or not, there will be no food in a few days, believe it or not?

Thinking about the hard-pressed future generations, Jin Yu was powerless, but in the Tang Dynasty, he was still very willing to do what he could to slow down the Japanese.

In later generations of Japan, there are not only lucky bags and toilet seats, but also tofu shops that can be seen everywhere.People who travel may say, "Isn't it just a piece of tofu? What's so strange?" It's not so strange, but it is tofu that makes the Japanese people strong and develops into a Japan that shows its minions and invades China!

Tofu was introduced to the Japanese kingdom during the Tang Dynasty. At first, it was only used as a special food for nobles and monks, and then it was slowly spread to the people.As for how it was introduced, there are different opinions. Some say it was brought back by Tang envoys, while others say it was brought back by monks.Jin Yu thinks it is more likely that the monk will take it back.The monks began to promote vegetarianism from the time when the emperor became a monk and made troubles in the Daxiong Palace. In the era of food shortage, soy products gradually became the main dishes of the monks.

Speaking of monks, Jin Yu really doesn't have a good opinion of them as a group. X98 for a stick of incense, X98 for undoing a lottery...the price is clearly marked, and no one is deceiving.What is awe-inspiring is the kind of real practitioners, such as the monks of the Dabei Temple in Haicheng later generations, like those bald donkeys who are sanctimonious, fat-headed, and consecrated to women who have lost their feet. They have deviated too far from Buddhism. I don't believe that eating vegetarian food can make you weigh more than [-].

From Li Ke's mouth, I have also heard Li Erye's dissatisfaction with the monks, not serving the farm, and avoiding hard labor. If it hadn't played a role in stabilizing people's hearts, it would have been banned long ago.

There are always more methods than difficulties, and the solution often requires a little inspiration. For example, the topic Li Jing provoked is good, and it gave Jin Yu a few more ideas to harm the Japanese.It is estimated that there will not be much resistance to letting a few good-looking monks harm the toiling people of the Japanese country. After all, they also have the utilitarian heart of "salvation of all living beings". Otherwise, why did Jianzhen fail repeatedly?If a religious system similar to that of Tubo can be cultivated in Japan, Jin Yu doesn't mind moral integrity at all, and he will definitely push him a few times behind his back.

"Stinky boy! What are you laughing at? I can't see the old man's jokes? Do you want to fight the cock with the old man?" Cheng Yaojin glared at Jin Yu, and the boy looked directly at him, and he was smiling very maliciously.

"Well, boy, I can't help but think of a joke about Japanese people. It's absolutely uncomfortable to watch your joke!" Jin Yu hurriedly waved his hand, and justified himself.

"What joke? Come on, if the old man is not satisfied, let's fight cock!" Cheng Yaojin threatened Jinyu with a ferocious expression.

Fighting cock, fighting cock, teasing woolen chicken?In the past few days, I have to cook chicken for you in different ways, so that you will fall in love with eating chicken!As soon as you see a rooster, you will scream, let's see how you fight cocks!

The slander belongs to the slander, and the joke still has to be searched for. If you can't find the right one for a while, you will scratch your head and scratch your head, "This..."

"What is this and that? Are you dumb? Are you saying that you are not a laughing old man?" Cheng Yaojin bit the back of his teeth, and his fingers clicked, with a murderous look.He admitted that he was laughed at by a group of old brothers, but if he was laughed at by a junior, if he didn't take the initiative to teach him a lesson, he would be even more of a laughing stock.

"Well, this joke is not very elegant. Uncles, Bomo, you have to find it strange." There is no script in life, and there are often quick wits in some special circumstances. At this time, Jin Yu thought of a joke, and he was going to use it to appease Cheng Yaojin anger.

"Your uncles and uncles are all vulgar, don't care about what is indecent, just be bold." Yuchi Gong just said the words that covered Jin Yu, and at this time gave him a small hand.

"It is said that there was a Japanese, a Korean, and an Annan. The boat the three of them were on lost its direction in the wind and waves, and drifted to a cannibal island. Picking your teeth, you said to the three people, each of you go to the woods to pick out a fruit, and kill the disobedient ones directly! The three people have no choice but to find the fruit under the supervision of the natives." Jin Yu didn't stop talking. He was not idle either, taking advantage of pouring wine for the veterans, he silently stayed away from Cheng Yaojin.You can't help but guard against him violently hurting others. From Cheng Huaimo's bruised back, you can see how hard this master has shot, and his own children are willing to do it, let alone other people's children.

"After a while, the Koreans brought out an apple, and the chief said, if you can stuff the fruit you found into the chrysanthemum, he will let you go, otherwise he will kill you..." Jin Yu continued.

"Chrysanthemum? Stuff apples into the flowers? Is the chief mentally ill?" Cheng Yaojin asked stabbingly before calming down.

"Uh... this chrysanthemum is not a chrysanthemum for viewing in autumn." Jin Yu explained to all the veterans present in the battlefield: "It refers to the soul gate of a person." Jin Yu is also Qingxiazi's apprentice, and has learned a lot of basics The name of Chinese medicine, the Chinese medicine will ** become the gate of soul, also known as the door of meal, the gate of grain, which is easy to understand, and the place where dross and digested grains are eliminated.

"The place is indecent, but the name Guitang is very elegant, and it has the meaning of a backyard flower." Li Ji rescued Jin Yu, also urging him to speak quickly.He had heard the elephant ants series that Jin Yu talked about before, it was very funny and impressed him deeply, and he hoped that this joke would also make him happy.

Backyard flower, Jin Yu also knows that this name was spread from Yang Ying's grandfather. Mr. Chen lived a life of unrestrained nature, but his words were elegant and tight.If you really think that the song "Yushu Backyard Flowers" is about scenery, then you are wrong, but it actually refers to walking on the "dry road".Where there are dry roads, there are "waterways"...

"The Koreans tried many times, but the apples were too big to fit in, so they were killed by the chief." Jin Yu continued, "The second one came out was the Annan people, holding three grapes. The chief also said the same thing to him. The Annan people were overjoyed. The grapes are small, and he thought he still had a good chance of being released. The first two grains were very successful, but when the third one was stuffed, the Annan people suddenly laughed , As a result, the grapes were crushed, and the chief killed him very happily. After arriving in the underworld, the King of Hades asked the Annan people: "You are so stupid, why are you laughing? If you don't laugh, you won't die." The Annan people Yang Tian He let out a long sigh and said, "I don't want to either! But when I stuffed the third one, I saw a Japanese man walking out with a durian in his arms"...hahahaha"

"Finished?" Everyone stared at Jin Yu laughing alone. Li Ji thought that the joke might have something to do with the last fruit, "What kind of fruit is durian?"

"Uh..." Jin Yu scratched his head, and he himself felt a little embarrassed. Durian has not been introduced to China these days, and no one knows it, so it can't achieve the effect of making people laugh. "It's a kind of fruit with a layer of hard thorns on the outside of the shell. It looks like a chestnut, but it's much bigger than a chestnut, about the size of an adult's head."

"Hehe, that Japanese man must be living rather than dying, and he must be very uncomfortable." Li Ji grinned perfunctorily, but still couldn't laugh out loud.

Alas, it seems that the wrong fruit was chosen, and the joke was greatly reduced. Jinyu himself is not satisfied with the effect.

"Guitang has a lot of resentment towards the Japanese?" Li Jing has experienced many people and things, and after a little thought, he guessed that Bajiu (homophones, these two consecutive numbers belong to the scope of the Crab God's ban) is close to ten.

More than resentment?Jin Yu wanted to throw another hundred mushroom eggs on the Japanese head!This kind of scum is a waste of air, and it is best to compost directly.

"I don't have any grudges with them personally, but my nephew always feels that they are white-eyed wolves, and sooner or later they will do something worse than pigs and dogs. Some time ago, some Tang envoys were sent to my nephew, and the trouble was a bit unpleasant. Later, my nephew inquired carefully. It turned out that the Wa country was only composed of several islands, with limited fertile land, and the people’s living standards were not high, and they were very stubborn. My nephew analyzed it in private. In addition to Tang culture, they also need to expand outward, and Silla, Baekje, Korea, and even Kyushu will be their targets." Jinyu has no grudges with them, but only feuds!But Jin Yu can't say that he knows the dirty things the Japanese did, so he can only save the country with curves.

"Guitang, don't you worry too much?" Li Jing didn't think the situation Jin Yu said would happen. There were not many people in the Wa Kingdom, and there was a 50% loss rate when going to sea. How dare he cross the sea to fight?
"My nephew doesn't think I'm worrying unnecessarily." It's rare for Jin Yu to insist on his own opinion in front of his elders. Even Li Jing thinks he's talking nonsense, so the possibility of convincing Second Master Li is really small, and the road is long and far away. Looking for a breakthrough?

(End of this chapter)