Emperor Xiaoyao of Tang Dynasty

Chapter 248 Xiaolou Mingyue, you have committed a great crime!

Although Li Er and Jin Yu met only a handful of times, due to the deep appreciation of Li Er for what Jin Yu has done over the past year, Li Er no longer has any prejudice against Jin Yu in the past.

Li Er immediately won the world, and he had many reckless heroes like Cheng Yaojin under his command.When the wine was half drunk, Li Er saw that Jin Yu didn't mean "filial piety" at all, and his thoughts became vivid.What do men want to live for?Nothing more than Jiangshan beauty, right?Li Er is already sitting on the world now, the beauties in the harem are not three thousand but eight hundred, right?Governing the world, Li Er has a group of capable younger brothers who have been busy before and after, and it is OK to reprimand Fang Qiu, but this harem beauty `````` can't bother others, right?Even if others are brave, Li Er won't have such a big chest!

His Majesty Li Er is already a deep-fledged samadhi at this age, but not everyone can persist in this "protracted battle".It's easy to recruit an imperial doctor to prepare some medicine for tigers and wolves, but the "Daily Notes" is not in vain. Even if you force the living man to delete a certain paragraph, there is no guarantee that the imperial doctor and eunuchs will spread this matter. ?
Li Er is not a stickler for trifles, but he always regards Yang Guang as his negative teaching material. If he eats that stuff by himself, wouldn't he be the same as Yang Guang every night?He didn't want to bear this slight infamy, so he turned his mind on Jin Yu.

"Gui Tang, the wine last time was good, and the old man still has a long aftertaste!" Li Er opened his mouth to ask Jin Yu like a thieves possessed him.

"If someone else talks to my nephew, my nephew will definitely say it's gone! Now that the uncle has spoken, my nephew will not dare to cherish it. But my nephew sent you this time, and I think it will be gone when we meet next time. This wine is specially brewed. It’s not easy, and the materials are scarce!” Facing Wen Zouzou’s thieves, Jin Yu said with a bit of embarrassment.

As the saying goes: It is better to be able to speak than to be able to listen.Who is Li Er?It is already his instinct to observe words and deeds, and the word "proficient" is presupposed for him.Now that Jin Yu has said so much, if Li Er can't hear anything, then the emperor is in vain. "The old man has a few capable people under his command. I wonder if they can help Gui Tang Yier?"

Jin Yu said in his heart that if you have no capable people under your old hand, then others would not dare to say that they have.But listening to Li Er's words, I was still very happy, but I shook my head with a troubled expression on my face and said: "It's too difficult, there is only so much meat on a male tiger that can be used to make this wine. , I don’t know how many lives will be paid to catch a tiger, it’s bad for peace. Besides, the medicine is three-point poisonous, this wine is only drunk once in a while, and it may have side effects after a long time.”

"Oh? There will be side effects?" Li Er narrowed his eyes. In his position, no problem is as important as life. Hearing what Jin Yu said, he subconsciously felt a little inquisitive.

"Hey, my nephew is talking nonsense, isn't it because I don't have to drink to make trouble in the future? Saying this can be regarded as comforting myself." Jin Yu babbled and spread his hands.

"Haha! Don't worry too much, isn't it a tiger? I should think of a way." Li Er stroked his beautiful beard and said.

"Uncle, this tiger is hard to catch. Not only does it cost human life, but it also destroys the ecological balance. It can only be done occasionally. If my nephew hears that a pharmacy sells tiger bones, he will definitely buy the meat at a high price and send someone to Going to hunt tigers is not worth the loss." Jin Yu shook his head and said.It's not that Jin Yu is not obsessed with the efficacy of tiger penis wine, it's just that he still has the concept of the right of future generations (harmony), and regards the lives of ordinary people as human lives.Besides, isn't there such a public service advertisement in later generations? "If there is no business, there will be no killing." In case people in the future will give themselves the title of "the originator of terrorism", and then be armed with the image of the second brother Guan and use it as a group visit by Mao Zedong and others, even if it is impossible He can barely be regarded as an idol player, but the impression he gives is very different from that of Guan Erge.If it really happened, it is estimated that the descendants of the Jin family would have no face to say who they are.Thinking of this, Jin Yu felt a chill in his heart. It seemed that the job of finding a substitute was urgent, and his own strength was not enough, but Uncle Li in front of him was simply the best candidate!
"The meaning of returning to Tang is that the old man will not have this good luck in the future?" Li Erhun said casually.Li Er hoped that the laws of the Tang Dynasty were sound and true, but as the highest level of the ruling class, he knew that the laws were only made for the people, and he could be excluded.

"That's not true." Jin Yu shook his head, and said to Li Er mysteriously in a low voice: "My nephew heard that there is a Changbai Mountain on the other side of Goguryeo, and a strange thing called 'blood sink', commonly known as 'swelling tiger' is produced on the mountain. , the effect is three points stronger than this tiger penis wine, and there is no side effect at all, but it is a pity that my nephew is not strong enough." (In the early days of Zhenguan, Changbai Mountain was indeed not the territory of the Tang Dynasty.)
"Oh? Gui Tang is really knowledgeable and talented. Could it be that this kind of thing was also taught by a strange person in the clan?" Li Er was no longer surprised by Jin Yu's ability, and there was a hint of banter in his tone.

"Hey." Although the current social atmosphere is open, it is not open to the point where a junior can blatantly discuss with the elders how to strengthen the yang and add to the fun.Jin Yu bowed to Li Ergong as if begging for mercy, then scratched his head in embarrassment and said, "My nephew learned this from a guy named 'Xiaolou Mingyue', and seriously, that guy is also a very powerful thinker. Strange people and strange people." As for how strong the mind is, Jin Yu has not yet had the guts to say that making a princess a concubine and occupying the wife of a foreign monarch is not something ordinary people can think of!But having said that, it seems that Li Er has achieved all these points.

"Oh? The name sounds strange, and there are people with the surname Xiaolou? But it is definitely not ordinary people who can make Guitang admire him so much. Let's listen." Li Er didn't ask Jinyu to tell a story at all, but used an unquestionable Said in a tone.

"Well``````" Jin Yu pondered for a while, and said, "My nephew has heard his name for a long time, but I have never met him. I heard that he not only married a thieves wife, He also married several concubines one after another, and his status can be either distinguished or noble. Two of them are engaged in ocean trade, and they are simply wealthy."

"Oh? Where did Gui Tang hear the story? How come the old man has never heard of it? Ocean trade is a merchant engaged in sea transportation, right? The sea is rough and the waves are high. It's good to keep one of the three ships. It's easy to become rich and powerful?" Li Er frowned and thought for a while, he had never heard of such a person as "Xiaolou Mingyue", even in the previous dynasties, there were no women engaged in maritime trade, so he raised his eyebrows and pointed at Jin Yu He said with a smile: "Guitang cheated the old man with a story again, and he will be fined three cups!"

"Uncle's eyes are burning like a torch. You can see this? My little nephew is convinced!" Jin Yu was relieved. If Li Er continued to ask, he would show his feet.Xiaolou Mingyue, Xiaolou Mingyue, it's okay, why are you so bloated to death?No harm!Well, men like it, right?

After Jin Yu finished drinking three cups, Li Er leisurely said, "Perhaps it is time to develop maritime trade."

"Ah?" Jin Yu was a little dizzy. Didn't this buddy just say it's not advisable?How did your mind change so quickly?
Seeing Jin Yu's stunned look, Li Er felt an inexplicable sense of satisfaction in his heart, and showed off to Jin Yu: "Didn't Gui Tang just say that he wanted to set fire to Goguryeo, Silla, and Baekje to stage the Romance of the Three Kingdoms? Contradictions are easy, but it is still somewhat difficult to really get them to fight."

"Oh, my nephew doesn't understand, you're just talking nonsense, hehe." Jin Yu said in a charmingly naive manner, over alcohol.

"You don't have to underestimate yourself in Guitang, and it's not that it's impossible." Li Er ignored his image and grabbed a handful of dried broad beans and put them in his hand.When it comes to food, Gui Tang knows how to eat it. He has only eaten stir-fried broad beans, and he was told by the imperial doctor not to eat them often. He asked Gui Tang to fry the broad beans dry. I will drive back to the palace, and I also want some to go back by the way.In fact, Jinyu wanted to fry peanuts, but he didn't have them at this time, so he could only make do with broad beans.Li Erye's affection for Guitang increased greatly in his heart, and he did not hesitate to tell him some ways of governing the country and diplomacy. "Pang Bang's surrender to our court is only superficial. He begged my court not to fight lightly. If you want them to obey my court's wishes and fight each other, you still have to give some benefits in private."

"Oh?" It was the first time for Jin Yu to hear these truths. He had only heard from the news that in order to stop a certain country from nuclear testing, some food aid would be given to them. He never thought that he would give food to people who want to fight.In fact, think about it, there is no benefit, who would take the risk of failure?

"These benefits, after all, are given in private. If the benefits for Baekje and Silla are transported by dry road, they have to pass through Goguryeo. It is not beautiful to be discovered by Goguryeo. I think they can only go by sea." Drinking a little Gao's Li Er doesn't care much about eating now, he just throws the broad beans into his mouth and chews them like a crunch.

"Oh, that makes sense. But since it's a benefit, shouldn't it be enough to let them transport it back by themselves? Why should we take risks for them?" Jin Yu rubbed his swollen head with his hands, trying to keep himself awake, three times Second, this is not a small sum. It is unacceptable for Jin Yu to kill a few people by beating a tiger, let alone two people.

"Firstly, to show our sincerity and determination. Secondly, hehe." Li Er unknowingly imitated Jin Yu's appearance and smiled with ulterior motives. He lowered his volume and explained: "This war Together, who will suffer? The common people! Wouldn’t it be better to send some refugees back to build roads?” The benefits of cement are obvious, but he can’t recruit people to serve in corvee, his cousin This is how Jiazhangren provoked the anger of the sky and the people.Ordinary people don't care what you are building roads for, they will rebel if they can't bear it, and Li Er will not let himself go that way.Facing the labor shortage, Li Er could only move his mind to other places.

"Ah?!" Jin Yu finally understood what the Qiangu Yidi in front of him was planning. Could this be regarded as human trafficking?According to Li Er's temperament, even if he does this, he will find an upright scapegoat, Xiaolou Mingyue``````You have committed a great crime``````
(End of this chapter)