Emperor Xiaoyao of Tang Dynasty

Chapter 24 After Sobering Up, I Can't Explain
Half of the team of 800 people is logistics, responsible for the food, clothing and housing of the whole team.A group of people walked more than 200 miles in four days. With the reduction of military supplies, there is no need to use so many people. The officers and soldiers in charge of logistics have returned to the camp halfway.After asking Gan Chen, Jin Yu realized that the soldiers were basically farmers with their own equipment and rations, and they would go home to farm after fighting. Because the task of escorting Booger Khan was special this time, they were given special logistics. , The 400 people who performed the mission were all veterans who had experienced many battles. In today's terms, they are senior professional soldiers.Moreover, it is a big taboo to take the army to Chang'an. Half of them have to declare in advance, and they have to set up camp outside Chang'an city. The leader can only enter the city with a limited number of personal guards, and the others can only wait outside for news.

Jiang Shiren didn't break his promise. When he passed by a small county town, he bought several jars of wine, arranged a sentry position at night, and his brothers gave Jin Yu a good drink.

"Young Master Jin, how did you rest last night?" Jiang Shiren asked as he was on his way.

"Don't mention it, my head still hurts now, and I won't drink any more in the future." Jin Yu really regretted it. Although the alcohol in the Tang Dynasty was low, he didn't expect to drink it. Unlike later generations, Beijing Erguotou drank too much Sleep at most, and wake up the next day.

"Young Master Jin is fooling Jiang again. Last night you kept saying that this wine is boring, and that you can brew a kind of spirit that pours by the glass." Jiang Shiren obviously didn't believe it.

"Ah?" Jin Yu was stunned, and immediately explained: "It's a real headache. I only drink so much, and you partnered to drink so much. It's no wonder I don't have a headache."

"Haha, when we get to Chang'an, Mr. Jiang wants to taste the hard liquor brewed by Mr. Jin himself."

"No problem, as long as it is brewed, I will definitely invite Mr. Jiang Jun to taste it." Jin Yu said boldly.

"Mr. Jin said last night that he went to the countryside together, which made Gan always puzzled. Why did he go to the countryside?" Gan Chen next to him was responsible for the investigation, so of course he had to seize the opportunity to ask without showing any trace.Last night, Jin Yu got drunk, talked about him left and right, and talked a lot, and I happened to ask them all today.

"That's the five strongest relationships between men. They have carried guns together, passed through windows together, shared spoils together, piao and sang together (the hero of the river crab passed by), and went to the countryside together. Carrying guns is now The comrade-in-arms friendship between Gan Junye and Jiang Junye, classmates are studying together, and sharing spoils``` means collaborating with others, this piao song is understood by men, right? (Everyone laughs) Going to the countryside means making a mistake and being punished and exiled to the countryside together " While explaining the above, Jin Yu tried hard to think about how to explain going to the countryside, but he finally figured it out and heaved a sigh of relief.

"Young Master Jin is a great talent, you can analyze the relationship so thoroughly in a few short sentences, I admire you!" Everyone clapped their hands in praise.

"Low-key and low-key." Jin Yu habitually put on a classic response from later generations.

"Mr. Jin's talent is really admirable. The gun that Mr. Jin mentioned refers to the kind of weapon that can kill a person at a distance of a thousand steps?" Gan Chen is like a curious baby, and he wants to keep it in his heart. The questions are all the same.

"Ah? Did I say it?" Jin Yu couldn't explain it, so he had to play dumb.

"Yes, there are tanks, missiles, armored vehicles, howitzers, and helicopters. Gan has a bad memory, so he only remembers these few. You have heard a lot of them." After Gan Chen finished speaking, the audience next to him nodded in agreement. , indicating that Jinyu did say a lot.

Jin Yu didn't make a sound, he had a feeling of being in the cold storage with only his underwear on and there was a strong wind blowing around him, it was cold.Now Jin Yu wished he could slap his own mouth and make his mouth sharp (pronounced false characters, pronounced "cheap").

"Master Jin?" Gan Chen saw that Jin Yu was distracted, and called out.

"Ah? Oh," Jin Yu was taken aback, and concealed: "On the way back from the desert in the far west, Jin and his family were fortunate enough to witness a 'mirage'. What I said was all displayed by the mirage, and the name is I have nothing to do with my clansmen."

"Then Mr. Jin said last night that you played with these things yourself?" Although Gan Chen didn't understand what a mirage was, he still grasped the biggest doubt point and persisted.

"Bragging, hehe. That picture makes people's blood boil, and YY is controlled by himself." Jin Yu continued to lie.

"Then why is Mr. Jin so clear about the power he said? What other 'round egg' can kill the residents in a radius of a hundred miles, and prevent this place from growing?" Gan Chen gave Jin Yu a call. An "atom bomb".

"What I saw at the time was on the mirage. Mr. Gan Jun went to ask the merchants, maybe they saw it in the desert." Jin Yu had the urge to strangle Gan Chen to death and make him shut up .

"By the way, Mr. Jin said last night that you can grow vegetables in the cold winter?" Jiang Shiren who was next to him asked a question that was not so taboo in Jin Yu's opinion.

"Of course, as long as certain conditions can be met." Jin Yu broke away from Gan Chen's entanglement and admitted it with certainty.

"That is a great auspicious auspiciousness! Mr. Jin is really a strange person." Jiang Shiren sighed.

囧```Jin Yu secretly vowed that he would never drink so much in public again, it was too easy to expose his background.

"Mr. Jin's delicious food along the way is unforgettable for a lifetime. When I return to Chang'an, Mr. Jiang must find the ingredients that Mr. Jin said, and then try the specialty dishes that Mr. Jin said." Jiang Shiren looked a bit foodie, looking forward to it.

"It's okay." Jin Yu breathed a sigh of relief, pretending to have a headache and said, "Oh, I have a headache. I really shouldn't have drunk so much alcohol. I'll get in the car and sleep for a while." After finishing speaking, he ran away.

(Jiang Shiren, there is indeed such a person in history, and Leng Niu, in Jinan dialect, it means "two strengths". Friends who are interested can go to Du Niang. He once escorted Tang Sanzang to learn Buddhist scriptures. He is the prototype of Monkey King in "Journey to the West" .)
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"Daozhang Sun, can my father's illness be cured?" Du Gou held a ray of hope in his heart and looked at Sun Simiao, who had the reputation of "miracle doctor".

"Poverty is sure to delay it for more than a month, so I can only do my best and obey the destiny." Sun Simiao shook his head with a sad expression.

"Thank you, Daoist Sun." Although the hope was shattered, Du Gou still bowed to thank him. He had no choice but to thank him. The imperial doctor said that Du Ruhui was dying and had to prepare for the funeral immediately. Daoist Sun said that he could live another month, which is already very remarkable.

"Come here, prepare the horse. After taking a bath, I will go to Sanqing Temple to pray for my father." After setting up Sun Simiao, Du Gou ordered.

Du Gou originally wanted to go to Ci'en Temple to pray for blessings, but the old monk he invited directly asked Du Ru to prepare for Du Ru's funeral and go to the Western Bliss. Du Gou was not happy when he heard it. Taoism basically agrees.

(End of this chapter)