Emperor Xiaoyao of Tang Dynasty

Chapter 206 Disgusting rumors
I thought the fight was over like this, but how could I have alarmed Li Er?Jin Yu was very depressed when Li Er withheld half a year's salary. Although the salary is not much, mosquito legs are meat!Especially Qingxiazi, in the name of restoring her power, asks for braised pig's trotters and small tomatoes every day.Jin Yu was puzzled, how could he not get tired of eating every day?

"What do you know, kid? This is called cultivation!" Qingxiazi looked at Jinyu with two panda eyes, disdainful, "In your kid's words, these are the 'big love' of the poor! Less of them No way!"

"Cultivate fart! How dare you say it? Let someone beat you like a pig's head. If it weren't for the stinky boy you call, I'm afraid you wouldn't have the energy to lie here and eat pig's feet!" Jin Yu ate the small tomatoes slowly, watching Watching Qingxiazi gnaw on the pig's trotters, bickering with him.

Speaking of this communication, although Jin Yu and Qing Xiazi are a hundred years younger than each other, there is no barrier to communication, and there is no generation gap at all.Jin Yu enjoyed this feeling very much, so he ran towards him very diligently.

"Who said that Pindao has no foundation?" Hearing Jin Yu's evaluation of himself, Qing Xiazi was extremely upset, and argued with panda eyes: "If you were an ordinary person, after such a beating, you would have been soaring! Aren't you just lying here?"

"You are cultivating the skill of being beaten?" Jin Yu sneered, "Fortunately, I didn't promise Lao Yuan to worship you as a teacher, otherwise I would make people laugh to death if I said it!"

"This is just a method of the poor Taoist, there are many more and more useful things!" The old man couldn't forget to argue with Jin Yu in his busy schedule, "Even if it is this method, you will benefit from learning it." Infinity. Your kid is so good at fighting now, and if you learn the kung fu of the poor, wouldn't you be invulnerable and invincible in the world?"

"That's because you haven't seen what a real 'gun' is!" Qingxiazi said, and Jin Yu despised him even more. It's scary to be ignorant. One shot can penetrate steel plates, let alone human bodies? "Remember my son's words: 'No matter how good your martial arts are, you will be afraid of kitchen knives. If you hang on your lightness skills, you will fall down with a single brick'!"

"Ah! I'm so mad at the poor! Why can't you put two nice sentences for the sake of the poor or the sick?" Qingxiazi sang Peking Opera loudly again.

"Okay, let me think about it." Jin Yu pretended to be contemplative, and then said: "Walk along the river, how can you not get your shoes wet? You are always just capsized in the gutter. I hope you will continue to work hard. New heights!"

"Is this a compliment?" Qing Xiazi was angry.

"Doesn't it count? Should I think about it again?" Jin Yu looked at Qing Xiazi innocently.

"Let's forget it, you've lost your appetite for what you're talking about." Qing Xiazi put the pig's trotters on the table, wiped her hands on her sleeves, and cleaned her hands.

"It's no wonder that your old cuffs can reflect people's shadows. It turns out that's how you practice." Jin Yu frowned.

"Pindao has eaten more salt than your kid. This is called uncleanness, and you won't get sick after eating it! The more you care about it, the easier it is to get sick." Qingxiazi showed off to Jinyu.These are all the experiences he summed up from his escape. From a scientific point of view, it means that the resistance is stronger, or there is immunity in the body.

"That's why you didn't raise you with rats!" Jin Yu dismissed Qing Xiazi's argument. How powerful is the plague?It is no exaggeration that a large-scale plague wiped out one-fifth of mankind.

"Rats? The old man has eaten it. It tastes delicious and the meat is very tender." Qingxiazi looked fascinated, "Let me tell you this, it will attract the gluttons of the poor, and you will be responsible for catching mice in a while." , How about Pindao being in charge of the barbecue?”

"I said you are fat and you are still panting?" Jin Yu obviously did not accept Qingxiazi's "combat plan". Although the special forces training included survival in the wild, it was a long time ago for Jin Yu up.It’s not an exaggeration to say that it’s hungry and cold, but it doesn’t matter what you catch and eat. There are many kinds of mice, voles and bamboo mice are edible, but the big gray mice at home are free. There are too many germs, but now The original ecology is good, but most of them are voles.

"Then there's nothing wrong with it. With the honor of being poor, you can't go out to catch mice, right?" Qing Xiazi followed Jin Yu's example and spread her hands, expressing that she had nothing to do.Since coming to Jinjiazhuangzi, not only has he eaten better, but Jinyu has also learned a lot of habits, except the habit of hygiene!

"You know how shameless you are?" Jin Yu sneered.

"A person has a face, and the poor have not yet reached the state of being shameless and skinless." Jin Yu ridiculed him so much, Qing Xiazi was not annoyed, he just took the conversation with Jin Yu as a kind of fun.Now he has no relatives in this world at all, and almost all his friends are gone. There is only one nephew who is not around.

"Then lie in bed and recuperate. Don't think about eating rats. When you recover from your old illness, I will take you to the mountains to hunt." Jin Yu has been thinking about hunting for a long time. It's too big, artificial domestication is not as effective as lions' precepts and deeds, although Jin Yu can't understand lions.

"That's a good idea. For the sake of your sincere invitation, Pindao reluctantly agreed." Qing Xiazi waved his hand generously, looking like a great man, but it's a pity that he is lying on the bed now. See how awkward it is.

"You don't have to be reluctant to do what you want. If you make it difficult for the old man, the boy will be very sorry." Jin Yu said teasingly.

"Hey! You just don't know how to respect the old and love the young. That poor man should think about what you said last time." Qingxiazi sighed.

"Don't! The kid is wrong, can't you do it?" Qing Xiazi poked Jin Yu's weakness.After returning from Qin Qiong, Jin Yu came over to vaccinate Qingxiazi, saying that he was unparalleled in divination, unmatched by anyone, and so on, making Qingxiazi's old face smile like a daisy, very delicate and charming.

"What's wrong with you kid?" Qingxiazi said leisurely while twisting a small tomato.

"Boy, I have a deep self-criticism with you. I shouldn't have bickered with you. I'll pour tea to you to make amends." Jin Yu said flatteringly.

"That's about the same." Qingxiazi enjoyed Jinyu's compliment and service very much. Qingxiazi really hoped to accept Jinyu as his disciple and pass on his mantle, but this kid just refused.

"Did you agree?" Jin Yu asked cautiously.

"No? Pindao just said to think about it. If you don't tell Pindao what is going on, how can Pindao agree?" Qingxiazi still said to think about it.

"This matter```" Jin Yu hesitated, and he didn't know how to speak, "This matter is very difficult for the boy, but it is just a matter of little effort for you. Let me tell you the truth, the boy once I drank too much, and said some things that may happen in the future but haven't happened yet. No one will believe what the boy said, but if you say it from your mouth, isn't it more credible?"

"Oh```That's what happened." Qingxiazi nodded as if she had realized something.

"Is it easy for you?" Jin Yu continued to "seduce".

"Hey!" Qingxiazi pretended to be a little embarrassed, and said, "Why did the poor boy help you? The name is not right! Unless you agree to be the apprentice of the poor man, then the poor man will make it difficult for him!"

"Thinking well!" Jin Yu saw that the "incentive" was useless, and began to "threat": "Why don't you miss your old love? Who snatched you from everyone? Who is not willing to eat, and gives you food every day?" Do you offer Cabernet Sauvignon? If you always refuse to agree, then the kid will have to find someone else who can agree to the kid’s request!" After Jin Yu finished speaking, he got up and was about to go out.

"Hey! Brat, don't leave! Is it okay for the poor to agree?" Seeing that Jin Yu was about to leave, Qing Xiazi thought the conversation was over, so she quickly agreed.

"So you agreed?" Jin Yu was overjoyed. In fact, he was trembling just now. If Qing Xiazi didn't agree, who would he go to?No one is suitable for this old evildoer, after all, he bears the title of Yuan Tiangang's uncle!
"Agreed!" Qingxiazi said angrily. When Jinyu turned his face, he realized that he had been deceived. To be deceived, one must have the awareness of being deceived. "Cabernet Sauvignon must be available every day, and pig's trotters That's enough! Plus one hunt!"

"Deal!" Jin Yu smiled happily, but also a little shameless``````
"We ordinary people, I'm really happy today``````" Jin Yu walked out of Qingxiazi's small courtyard humming a tune, he really admired himself for being able to play tricks like a magic stick Same, great sense of accomplishment!

"Hey!" Jin Yu heard a familiar voice yelling towards him, and when he looked up, it turned out to be Cheng Huaimo.

"Hey what?" Jin Yu was in a good mood and smiled a lot, beckoning to Cheng Huaimo, "You don't even know how to call elder brother?"

"How can it be?" Cheng Huaimo smiled a little stiffly, and walked to Jin Yu's side slowly and awkwardly, "What's big brother up to lately?"

"You don't have a fever, do you?" Seeing that something was wrong with Cheng Huaimo, Jin Yu reached out to touch his forehead, but Cheng Huaimo shivered away.

"Brother, don't lay your hands on my younger brother!" Cheng Huaimo burst into tears, "My younger brother is really not good at that."

"Which one?" Cheng Huaimo's attitude made Monk Jinyu Zhang Er puzzled. "You're not out of your mind, are you?"

"It's rumored outside that you're so angry about it```" The keyword was harmonized by Cheng Huaimo, but Cheng Huaimo tugged on his sleeve, the meaning couldn't be more obvious.

Seeing Cheng Huaimo's behavior, Jin Yu was really furious, and said angrily, "Where did you hear this nonsense? How dare you come here to make arrangements for me if you don't beat me up? Are you itchy? "

"Little brother didn't believe me!" Cheng Huaimo called Qu and said, "Little brother is so hard on that kid, but I'm here to look for you, aren't you having a good chat with the Taoist priest``````"

"``````" Jin Yu was speechless. Being an ancient person is really tiring. It’s impossible to get close to a woman, and it’s impossible to get close to a man. Warm up the spring night." Otherwise, I would really lose face.

(End of this chapter)