Emperor Xiaoyao of Tang Dynasty

Chapter 148 Getting scolded for making toilet paper?
"It's not okay to be cheap!" Yang Ying was very firm, shaking her head and said, "Don't say it's toilet paper, even making snacks."

"Why? I made it for my husband to use it as toilet paper. Could it be that the court doesn't allow it?" Jin Yu is a type of legal illiteracy, and the laws of later generations will not be used. When encountering legal matters, he still has to consult Yang Ying.

"The court law did not say no, but no one has ever used such good paper as toilet paper!" Yang Ying didn't know how to explain it to her husband. Yang Ying belonged to the conservative type and was not the first to eat Crab people.

Hearing Yang Ying's words, Jin Yu felt relieved, "Isn't it enough to be the first one? Someone has to try everything. Maybe we can still be famous in history. Who and who created the technique of toilet paper in a certain year and a certain month , very interesting, hehe."

"Husband, this is really not good!" Yang Ying saw that Jin Yu didn't take it seriously, and became anxious, "I have never seen anyone use toilet paper since I was a child. Rich people would rather use silk than paper!"

"Silk is more comfortable than paper. If we have more money, we can use silk for our husband. Well, let's sell it as toilet paper. Let's make dolls." Seeing that Yang Ying was anxious, Jin Yu stopped emphasizing his reasons. Yang Ying When I was young, I only knew that it couldn't be used, and I couldn't explain why it couldn't be used, so I asked Cheng Huaimo later and everything became clear.

It is not difficult to say that the doll is difficult. Based on Yang Ying's female popularity, it is easy to make. The good cloth Yang Ying is not willing to waste, so Jin Yu had to draw a big bear, and the color of the linen was just right.

Female celebrity is a boring job for Jin Yu. He said hello to Yang Ying and went to Changlefang. There is only the last season of chili peppers left. Jin Yu is worried about letting others do it. He does it himself every time Picking, this is his "big killer" for special dishes, so he can't help but pay attention.

Jin Yu is dual-purpose. After picking the chili peppers, he took them to "Jin IKEA" to have a look. The business is booming, and the orders are all in the twelfth lunar month. Now Tai Gong leads dozens of people to rush to work day and night, which is very hard.But no matter how hard it is, it is not worth the importance of Yang Ying being happy. Jin Yu has arranged another task for the Thai priest - making a wooden horse, which can be regarded as practice, anyway, he plans to mass produce it in the future.

When Steward Xie heard that the master's house was coming, he rushed over sweating profusely.Now Guanshi Xie is very angry. He has been in business for most of his life, and the business under his hands has never been so hot!The running water is one plate a day, and now the running water in a day can be equal to what he used to do for a month!Jin Yu said beforehand that their remuneration is divided according to the profit. If this goes on, they will get a lot of money by the end of the year!

Jin Yu asked about the recent business situation, and he was quite satisfied, and asked Guanshi Xie to pay attention to finding two people who can speak well without stage fright, so as to prepare for the future.It is easier to find shadow puppetry. There are special theater troupes, and they can go to work directly without training.

When Jin Yu returned home, Yang Ying had already finished the work, but unfortunately it was only a layer of skin, and the filling was too difficult to find!Finally, Jin Yu removed a quilt and stuffed some kapok into it to make it look better.The appearance is very attractive, and Yang Ying can't put it down. It seems that the lethality of dolls on girls will not change in the last 2000 years.But after Yang Ying learned that it was stuffed by her husband after tearing down the quilt, her expression became wonderful. On the one hand, she liked it very much, and on the other hand, she felt sorry for the quilt.Jin Yu didn't take it seriously, and comforted him: "Kapok is not as good as cotton. I went to the cotton field on the way back for my husband, and I can pick it in another four or five days. That thing is much better than kapok, my lady." Just wait for the engine to finish!"

"Hmph, my husband ruined things, I won't sleep with you tonight, I'll sleep with 'Hui Hui'!" Looking at her "prodigal" husband, Yang Ying punished her petty temper.

"Hey, okay! I'll tell you a funny story for my husband, and you'll sleep with 'Hui Hui'." Jin Yu laughed, looking malicious.

"My husband's cards are ready to dry, let's play two rounds." Yang Ying glanced at Jin Yu who was laughing alone, and suggested.

"Okay! But it's not interesting to play like this, how about we add some prizes?" Jin Yu suggested, in this regard, Jin Yu is doing as the Romans do.These days, everyone from the emperor down to the common people likes to "joy feelings". In private, people call this "gambling" the "seven arts of gentlemen".

"Success." Yang Ying nodded in agreement without hesitation.It's also a sentiment to play between husband and wife, isn't it?It's much better than going straight after eating, and it can be regarded as an adjustment.

Jin Yu is familiar with it. At the beginning, the brave was invincible, invincible, and won a lot of copper coins from Yang Ying.After a few rounds, Yang Ying also got the hang of it, and the situation slowly turned around. In the end, Jin Yu lost all the money he won, let alone a pair of pants.

"I'm not coming, I'm not coming! Go to sleep." Jin Yu saw that the cards were not good, and played a rogue.I don't know who Yang Ying learned the idea from. If I have no money, I use clothes to pay for it. Originally, Jin Yu planned to peel Yang Ying into a little white sheep, but he didn't want to become a hob meat first. It seems I have to keep practicing!Strive to win the daughter-in-law as soon as possible, only the stomach pocket is left!

"Hmph, my husband is playing tricks!" Yang Ying was very dissatisfied, and reluctantly buckled the card to death, "Punish my husband to tell this concubine a story!"

"Success!" Jin Yu chuckled, wishing to tell a story to shock Yang Ying's arrogance, "For my husband, let me tell my wife a story about "Painted Skin". This is a real story that my husband heard. A scholar whose surname is Meng Mingyu, and whose style name is Zimo, is a believer in 'the book has its own Yan Ruyu'. One night, he came home from drinking at a friend's house``````" Jin Yu vividly adapted and edited his own "Painted Skin" tells the story.

Yang Ying didn't expect her husband to tell a ghost story, but couldn't bear the curiosity in her heart, so she listened anyway, but her posture changed.At the beginning, she was still hugging the little bear, but later she simply wrapped herself in a quilt, and grabbed Jin Yu's arm forcefully.

"According to Daoist Yuan's words, this Mencius hung the Dao talisman on the beam. He didn't dare to sleep at night, wrapped himself in a quilt, hid in the quilt and shivered. At this time, he listened outside the door`````` "Before Jin Yu said what was going on outside the door, he heard something scratching the door, and there was a sound of "chi la chi la". Yang Ying didn't even think about it, and suddenly put her head in Jin Yu's arms, "ah!" Just called out!
Jin Yu couldn't believe it, this girl is too evil, right?He didn't believe in ghosts, so he comforted Yang Ying and said: "Miss, please be safe and don't be impatient, go out and have a look for your husband."

"Don't leave me alone, I'm afraid." Yang Ying was crying, trembling, she seemed frightened.

"Go, one piece! Hold me tight!" Jin Yu carried Yang Ying on his back, holding a knife in one hand and a flashlight in the other, as if facing a formidable enemy.

Opening the door, Jin Yu was relieved, Xiaosi Xiaowu caught a mouse from nowhere, and came to ask Yang Ying for credit with it.Seeing the excited looks of the two little guys, Jin Yu generously satisfied them - every dog ​​gave him a kick!Close the door and go to sleep.

Yang Ying didn't mention sleeping alone again, she held Jin Yu tightly, as if she was afraid to rely on him and run away.Jin Yu patted his daughter-in-law's back lightly, blaming himself very much, this little ha is too cooperative with him, right?Tie it up tomorrow!

The biological clock is a strange clock, and Yang Ying wakes up at that time. Jin Yu hasn't slept soundly all night, and Yang Ying wakes up as soon as she moves. "Woke up?"

"Well, my husband will sleep more, and I will get up and arrange for someone to dig the cellar." Yang Ying rubbed her eyes with the back of her hand, looking like she didn't get enough sleep.

"Sleep more, and make arrangements for your husband." Jin Yu said thoughtfully, seeing that his little daughter-in-law was not in a good mood.

"If you wake up, you won't be able to sleep. I'd better get up." Yang Ying imitated Jin Yu and stretched her waist. Jin Yu had a panoramic view of her exquisite curves. It was already much better than when she was just married. The direction of the big girl is developing.

"That's good, one piece." Jin Yu didn't feel sleepy anymore. After the summer vacation, people are lazy. How many days have they not done morning exercises?This is not going to work, get up and run.

The lion was still ashamed to see people, and when he saw Jin Yu passing by, he hummed in a low voice, as if he was expressing his distress, which of course could be understood as a condemnation of Jin Yu.The wound was much better, and there was no inflammation, so Jin Yu felt relieved.Xiaoha didn't hold any grudges, and formed a small team with three little Tibetan mastiffs, hanging behind Jinyu's buttocks.

The temperature was just right in the morning, and many caravans were on their way early. It was a surprise that a food stall opened by the Chan River, and they were hungry, so they stopped to have some breakfast.Jin Yu also thought carefully, and leveled some land around the pergola as a "car" parking lot, which not only attracted customers, but also did not affect traffic.

Xu Ming was in charge of the shed. Seeing Jin Yu leading a group of puppies to practice in the morning, he stopped what he was doing and paid attention to Jin Yu.

"I said shopkeeper, be quick, we still have to hurry after eating!" The man who brought the meal saw that Xu Ming had stopped working, and was very dissatisfied.

"Come on, it'll be ready soon!" Seeing that Jin Yu had passed by, Xu Ming quickly prepared the food and handed it over to Xiaoer.This Xiaoer is not someone else, they are all the children of Zhuangzi, and they come here to earn some change during the summer vacation.These days, there is no law prohibiting the use of child labor, so whenever there is a job opportunity, Jin Yu orders the people on the farm to be close to him, and wins the unanimous support of the farm households, otherwise Xu Ming will not stop his work and pay tribute to Jin Yu .

"Which mansion is this Zhuangzi? Didn't you see him when he left in the first month?" A merchant asked curiously.

"He's from the Jin residence." Xu Ming replied with a smile. He has great business potential and is surprisingly kind to every customer.

"Changed owners? Didn't this land belong to Lao Bai before?"

"The master's house bought it in March, and it has just been built for two months." Xu Ming said while rolling the cake without stopping.

"Heh! It's fast enough, such a big yard was built in a month?" The merchant couldn't believe it.

"That's right! This is the mansion built under the supervision of Master Yan. The master's family treats our servants well, but why don't we all do our best?"

"Then your master's face is big enough, why haven't you heard of it before?"

"I just came to Chang'an in March. You haven't heard of it being normal." After Xu Ming finished speaking, he didn't forget to say to the merchants who got up and left: "Have you eaten? You go well, come back after eating!"

"Amazing!" ``````
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