Emperor Xiaoyao of Tang Dynasty

Chapter 108 Gift Giving (Please recommend)

"Ma'am, the peaches are ready to be washed." The girl Xiaozi reported outside the door.There are a total of three roommates, two of which are assigned to Chen Rui and Han Wu, and the remaining one, Xiao Zi, usually stays at the door, especially when Jin Yu and Yang Ying are alone.Everything in Jinyu is taken care of by Yang Ying. Yang Ying feels that this is her job and cannot be taken away by others. Jinyu also feels very warm, so the rules are established.

Yang Ying brought in a fruit plate full of cherries, picked one up and handed it to Jin Yu's mouth, and said gently, "Husband, eat Hantao."

There was no greenhouse effect in the Tang Dynasty, and the Chan River in front of the house was constantly flooded all year round. Even in summer, the temperature was not unbearable.In addition, there were a lot of mosquitoes outside at night, so Jin Yu moved the bamboo chair directly into the bedroom.Jin Yu lay reclining on the bamboo chair, shirtless, fanning the folding fan unhurriedly, opened his mouth, put a cherry into his mouth, tilted his head slightly, and spit the cherry pit into the spittoon next to him. Happy.

Regarding Jin Yu's casualness, Yang Ying raised several opinions. It is better when outsiders are around, but Jin Yu can't change it when he is alone. How comfortable he is, after a long time, Yang Ying can only let it go.

"Husband, come one more." Yang Ying pinched another cherry and handed it to Jin Yu's mouth, and Jin Yu stuck out his tongue and entered it.

Jin Yu spat out the nucleus and said, "Young lady, eat by yourself, I have eaten a lot for my husband."

"Eat it without washing it? Husband is not afraid of having a stomachache." Yang Ying scolded.

"It's not clean, you won't get sick if you eat it." Jin Yu didn't take it seriously at all, what could be dirty about the food these days?Is it comparable to the pesticide residues of later generations?Is it better than gutter oil?Is it better than various additives?
"You are right, my husband." Yang Ying also had no choice but to complain about Jin Yu's attitude.

"Hey, is it delicious?" Jin Yu leaned over and raised his hand to fan Yang Ying.

"Well, sweet." Yang Ying gave Jin Yu a sweet smile, and said, "My concubine is not hot, it's fine for my husband to fan himself."

"It's okay, you can just eat." Jin Yu looked at his little daughter-in-law, and couldn't get enough of it.

Yang Ying made Jin Yu look a little embarrassed, and said, "My husband must be tired after traveling all day today, right? Shall I give my husband a shoulder squeeze?"

"Eat first, then pinch after eating." Jin Yu was a little yearning, and besides, he was really tired today.

"No, eat after kneading." Yang Ying got up and wiped her hands, walked to Jin Yu's side, and told Jin Yu: "Husband, turn over and leave the back for the concubine."

Yang Ying pressed it slowly, and asked Jin Yu: "Did your husband share shaved ice with the children of the farmer two days ago?"

"What's wrong? Distressed?" Jin Yu hummed while lying on the bamboo chair.

"My concubine is not so stingy!" Yang Ying wrinkled her nose and said, "Husband, it's better not to be so casual in doing things in the future, someone will gossip."

"What gossip? To coax the children in your own village, and gossip?" Jin Yu didn't understand. This is nothing in later generations. The prime minister even went to the Internet cafe to visit the children!

"The identities are different. The husband is the head of the family, so he must have the airs of the head of the family. You can't do it casually. This is the rule!" Yang Ying pointed out Jin Yu's recent misbehavior one by one: "Let's talk about the husband redeeming people for labor. , some people may say that Husband recruits dead men, and there are schools, Husband doing so will also embarrass other Zhuangzi's Patriarchs."

"Crap! What do we have to do with other people's affairs?" Jin Yu acquiesced to Yang Ying's previous point. It was indeed ill-considered. We can build a school, what's wrong?
"Clean mouth!" Yang Ying slapped Jin Yu again, and explained: "If you do this, shouldn't other patriarchs do the same? If you don't build a school, isn't it not kind enough? If you build it, the money will be paid." Where did it come from? So the husband will embarrass the other family heads."

After listening to Yang Ying's explanation, Jin Yu was speechless. The difference between the generation gap is not 01:30!

"Is your husband angry with a concubine?" Seeing that Jin Yu was silent, Yang Ying asked cautiously.

"Yeah. I'm angry!" Jin Yu turned over and pulled Yang Ying onto him, "Then make a doll for my husband first, so that I can teach my son so that no one will gossip, right?"

After Yang Ying said "Yeah", her face was flushed, and she whispered: "Husband, the lamp, the lamp is still on."

Jin Yu picked up the folding fan, swung it hard, and it went out.

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There is a Taoist saying: Reasonable work and rest, coordination of yin and yang, is a great tonic!Jin Yu felt refreshed early in the morning!
The flowers on the temples of the clouds are swaying in golden steps, and the hibiscus tents warm the spring night.The spring night is bitter, the day is high, and the king does not go to court early.How boring is morning in front of beautiful women?What is Jiangshan?It's cool to have fun in time!

As the saying goes: Alcohol is poison that pierces the intestines, and sex is a steel knife that scrapes bones.Jin Yu felt that the person who said this must have chosen the wrong wine, otherwise the two would be a mutual promotion, rather than an inducement that led to disharmony.Jin Yu has personally experienced this point. A few days ago, Jin Yu felt a little strenuous, so he secretly tasted some concocted medicinal wine.

Speaking of this medicinal wine, it really echoes the phrase "whoever uses it will know".The advertisement of later generations that "give a gift to give so-and-so money" is simply scum in front of medicinal wine.

Good things should be shared with everyone, and the well digger should not be forgotten when drinking water. Jin Yu put on a jar and went straight to Cheng's mansion to kill him. After all, he was a tiger hunted by Mr. Cheng, and according to what Cheng Huaimo said, his father is also the same way. There is no better gift than this!
"Stinky boy, you have a conscience, you still remember the old man as a matchmaker!" Cheng Yaojin said with a loud voice, he went up to catch Jin Yu's shoulder and took two heavy shots. Take a half body numb.

"Uncle Cheng is so strong that he almost knocked my little nephew down." Jin Yu staggered while hugging the wine jar to relieve some of his strength, and smiled wryly.

"That's right, I miss the old man back then" Cheng Yaojingang wanted to show off his supernatural power back then, seeing that Jin Yu straightened up like a normal person, without moving his shoulders at all, he said angrily: "Stinky boy! How dare you fool the old man! Take What? Open it for the old man to see!"

"Ah?" Jin Yu didn't expect Cheng Yaojin's topic to change so quickly and speak so directly.Cheng Huaimo on the side was even more focused on studying the flowers and plants in front of him, as if he didn't know this person and had nothing to do with him.

"Ah! The old man himself!" Cheng Yaojin grabbed the wine jar with one hand, took off the lid, sniffed it, and said angrily, "Boy, just use this little wine to fool the old man? It's not enough for the old man to drink of!"

Jin Yu wiped the cold sweat off his forehead, and quickly explained: "Uncle Cheng, this is not an ordinary wine, it is a medicinal wine carefully prepared by my nephew, which has the effect of ```that```that."

"Then what? Um, um, isn't that what? The old man understands, and he is hemming and hawing." Cheng Yaojin gave Jin Yu a contemptuous look, and couldn't wait: "I will try it first and see the effect." how!"

"Don't!" Jin Yu hurriedly stopped Cheng Yaojin's behavior, isn't this uncle too bold?Don't be afraid of overdose! "Uncle Cheng, in this bar, one or two drinks a day is fine, don't drink too much."

"So effective?" Cheng Yaojin looked in disbelief.

"Well, absolutely, once my nephew drank a little too much, and the nosebleed almost couldn't be stopped." Jin Yu nodded quickly, and told a little lie. It's better to lie than to let Lao Cheng have an accident, right?

"Then listen to you once." Cheng Yaojin finally listened to what Jin Yu said was so sincere, and then said: "Follow the old man into the house, I just have something to tell you."

Cheng Huaimo knew that such a good thing was in his father's hands, and he definitely didn't have his own share. On the way back to the house, he tugged on Jin Yu's sleeve and begged for wine in a low voice.

"You can't miss it, go back to my house to get it." Jin Yu whispered to Cheng Huaimo, in exchange for Cheng Huaimo's grateful eyes, looking very ambiguous, shocked Jin Yu's goosebumps.

(End of this chapter)