Happy Farm Ranch

Chapter 246 Mountain Village Self-Defense War (3)

The small adobe house was originally like a big steamer, with thick smoke and various sweaty smells mixed together, and the smell in the almost airless room can be imagined.

At this moment, the yellow hair is still vomiting!

The sourness made a group of people grin their teeth and hold back, fearing that they would vomit if they could no longer control themselves.

"Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooance..." I dare not even look into the house.That picture is so "beautiful" that people can't bear to look directly at it!
When the rest of the people saw someone lying on the crack of the door, they seemed to have discovered a new world, and they all came over with their buttocks pouted!

I saw a few distorted faces lying on the gap between the two doors, breathing the air outside.

But after all, there is only such a gap in the door, how can there be so many people?Those who couldn't grab it from the back began to tear the people in front desperately, so that they could make room for themselves.

"Xiaoqiang, let the dog go!" Su Mu sat under the shade of a tree, as cheerful as a group of villagers watching a monkey show.

Kid King couldn't wait a long time ago. He brought some big wolfhounds who had been on standby for a long time, and untied the holsters around their necks and whistled towards the door of the house.

How could Hei Hu and Da Hui let go of such a good opportunity to serve their master?Rush forward with your head, see whose nose tip is forward, open your mouth and bite!
The big wolfhounds were about the size of calves, and with their ferocious aura, even though they couldn't bite those noses at all, they made Huang Mao and the others tremble in fright!

The two broken wooden doors were slammed by the big dogs, and the vicious barking made the hearts of the people inside thump; and because the dogs barked hard inside with their big mouths, a group of people did not dare to get together again. With the crack in the door, you can smell the fishy smell from the dog's mouth after a hard breath, which is not much better than the smell in the house.

"Open the door, what the hell, I'm going to be tossed to death..."

"Modan, open the door quickly, or I will let you know how powerful it is!"

"Damn, hurry up and open the door for me!"

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There were bursts of knocking on the door and howling threats, and Su Mu shook his fan and said with a smile: "It seems that we still haven't entertained the guests well. The reason why we can speak so hard is that the heat is not enough. Well, Add some fuel to the woodpile; see if they're still stubborn."

Finally, when Su Mu spoke, the child king was as happy as anything.

At the beginning, he said that when the smoke was set off, throwing a few pieces of dry gunpowder into the fire would definitely taste better than the smoke.But Su Mu said that he wanted to see the smoke effect first, and now he was finally asked to add ingredients. He immediately greeted a group of friends, and dumped the dried meat, cow dung, etc. in the dung basket, all in one go On the smoky fire.

That guy, the thick smoke that came out immediately changed color!
Hei Gulongdong still had an indescribably disgusting smell, and a group of children took a big cattail fan and slammed it into the window, only to hear Huangmao and the others coughing frantically, and within a few minutes, the howling of ghosts and wolves stopped.A few seconds later, the door and the wooden window clanged loudly. It seemed that they couldn't hold back anymore and wanted to break the door or window and jump out.

This vandalism lasted for several minutes. Although the doors and windows in the village were dilapidated, they were actually made of good wood. How could they break them with a few kicks?
After a short time, Huang Mao and his party finally realized that they were kicking on a hard board today!
It's not good to be soft, if you wait like this, a tray of steamed human flesh will come out of the pot!After thinking about all the options, there was absolutely no way out, and the shouting inside softened.

Begging grandpa to tell grandma, all kinds of begging kept coming, and a group of villagers under the shade of the big tree laughed happily.

"Brother fool, go and ask them if they still dare to speak hard?" Su Mu looked at the time and estimated that it was almost time, if it took longer to make trouble, it wouldn't be worthwhile to cause some problems, so he asked the fool to tease them.

"Then what, do you turtle grandsons still dare to play tricks?" Er Leng Zi stood behind a group of big dogs and asked loudly, even he didn't dare to go to the window, the smell was so special!
"Don't dare, we really dare not... Please open the door, we will go back and tell the county magistrate, even if we don't say anything about work, we dare not play tricks on the villagers again!"

Immediately there was the sound of crying father and mother begging for mercy, which made the second fool very happy to hear it.

"Then I have to ask a few of you, how should I apologize for yelling at my village chief for a long time?" Don't look at the stupid fool, he is not really stupid.

The whole scene was all due to the village chief pretending to be a softie to get these guys into it. He was yelled at the first two times, and of course he had to pay it back all at once!
"Big brother, big brother, please give me a rule, as long as you let us go, you can do whatever you want!" After even an hour of tossing, Huang Mao's voice was completely hoarse, and he was full of confidence like before. Compared with the voice, they are like two different people.

Several other younger brothers also echoed hoarsely. Just listening to this movement, they couldn't relax their voices within ten days and a half months after they returned.

"Are you asking me to give the regulations?" The second fool turned his head and winked at Su Mu, and waited until the other party nodded to allow him to play freely, then the second fool cleared his throat and said, "In addition to the previous two times, you have already yelled at my village chief three times. How about this, my village chief stands in the courtyard, you line up in a row to kowtow three times to my village chief, and then go to the donkey pen to beat the two of you, we will let you go immediately, how about this regulation?"

As soon as Er Lengzi said this, Su Mu and his group were overjoyed.

I didn't notice it usually, I always thought he was stupid, but I didn't expect to come up with such a ghostly idea.

Su Mu secretly laughed and took the opportunity to give the second fool a thumbs up.

"Ah... kowtow and roll in the donkey pen?" Huang Mao was immediately dumbfounded. If he really obeyed, wouldn't he be completely planted in this dilapidated ravine?

"Brother, let's admit it... Everyone seems to be suffering from heat stroke. If you continue to toss like this, you will die..." Several attendants sat on the ground weakly, panting heavily; Almost passed out; everyone's clothes were already soaked with sweat, and if they couldn't get out, I'm afraid they really couldn't bear it!
"Okay, I'll admit it today!" After hesitating for a few seconds, Huang Mao gritted his teeth and nodded, "Brother, open the door!"

With a click, the locked iron general was finally unlocked by Er Lianzi with a key.

Huang Mao and his entourage supported each other, crawled crookedly out of the house, and then they didn't mind the hot sun, they lay on the ground and only cared about breathing the fresh air.

They feel so cool right out of the steamer, even in the bright sun!

"Okay, okay, hurry up and put out the smoke with water, the smell is really strong! Tell them to stop and stop burning. It is estimated that my house will be uninhabitable for ten days and a half months. They are too dirty!" The village chief glanced into the room and frowned.

(End of this chapter)