my husband is a monster

Chapter 26 Don't learn this, don't learn that, do you want me to sleep with you?

"Miss Gu, your marksmanship is so poor, if you meet a ghost, don't you just give it to the ghost for nothing?" Si Xiyan's eyebrows jumped. It takes patience to raise a noble and elegant cat. The cat he raised , it needs more patience, so I warned myself, when I looked at Gu Die again, my expression had returned to indifference.

Gu Die's marksmanship is terrible, it's beyond what can be described by the word scum, it's ten shots and ten times he can't hit it, the only one that hits is still blind...

"Ghosts can still ruin people, I don't believe it." Gu Die smiled, she also felt that she played pretty badly, so don't care about these details, let's focus on participating soon.

"Forget it, come on, let me teach you something else. If you are really unfortunate enough to meet him, you might as well have a life-saving magic weapon." Si Xiyan helplessly grabbed Gu Die's hand and walked towards the side.

Looking at the extra small house that didn't know when, the corners of Gu Die's mouth twitched. This is a dream, and it's really something to think about.

But whose dream is this?

She has repeatedly failed miserably, is it because this dream is not hers, so it is like this.

In this way, it seems to make sense, it's not her dream, of course she can't beat this pervert.

So the question is, why did she enter this perverted dream?
The equipment in the room is simple, there is only a table, and paper and pen. , The yellow blank paper made Gu Die think of the talisman paper used by Taoist priests to draw spells in the movie...

She twitched the corners of her mouth uncontrollably again, this time she dreamed about drawing symbols, next time, maybe she will dream about catching ghosts.

"Miss Gu, drawing talismans is done in one go, and the spiritual power is highly concentrated. Only in this way can the talisman paper drawn have aura, can subdue ghosts, and thus have a chance to escape to protect yourself." Si Xiyan held the pen and looked at it. Gu Die said.

Gu Die looked at him. She wanted to laugh, but she couldn't. Do you want this person to be so serious? There are no ghosts in this world. If there are ghosts, why didn't her mother come to see her after she died? Over her, not even in a dream. ,

Believing in ghosts all day long, being haunted by ghosts every day, and being born in various yin times is the favorite nourishment of ghosts. These are all nonsense.

With one stroke, Si Xiyan drew a talisman paper that Gu Die couldn't understand. When the talisman paper was formed, Gu Die saw a flash of yellow light...

This dream is quite interesting, Gu Die doesn't want to wake up now.

"You have a try." Si Xiyan handed the pen to Gu Die and said lightly.

Gu Die took it over and saw that it was still a tiny brush...

Sure enough, perverts are different, even if it is a dream, it is done so delicately.

She also looked at the talisman paper drawn by Si Xiyan, and learned to draw it. It was crooked and there was no specification at all...

Gu Die put down her pen and touched her nose, then coughed and said, "Well, you see, I'm really not suitable for this job, why don't you find a smart teacher again?"

Si Xiyan looked indifferent, and he looked at Gu Die for a long time before he said, "I don't want to learn this, I don't want to learn that, do you want me to sleep with you? Dual cultivation, you only need one leg, and you can be powerful without suffering or tiredness. You choose."

Si Xiyan frowned, turned around and went out with his hands behind his back. ,

Gu Die came back to her senses for a while, this pervert is not serious, even though it was in a dream, she didn't want to be caught by that.

Gu Die thought about it for a while and followed him out, only watching Si Xiyan playing with the Mohe Spear in his hand.

Gu Die walked over and said weakly, "Well, I don't know how to learn at all, and, you don't know, it's just you dreaming, it doesn't matter if you learn or not, anyway, when you wake up from the dream, you will forget about it. Bar."

Gu Die also wondered why her consciousness was so clear.

To deal with this kind of abnormality, Gu Die would rather not be so sober, and it would be best if she didn't know anything.

"I was negligent, mortals are stupid." Si Xiyan sighed, even if she had inherited his 300 years of skill, she was still just a human being. She was educated not to believe in ghosts and gods, let alone immortals or Taoism.

Gu Die nodded, that's right, that's right.

The more she thought about it, the more flustered she became. She has seen this pervert many times, why can't she see that this man has such thoughts in his bones, why don't you fly to the sky if you are so pushy.

Shuangxiu, I am still the Jade Emperor!

I'm bah bah bah, crazy.

"Miss Gu, it's up to you to learn or not, unless you don't want to live anymore." Si Xiyan stretched out his hands and covered Gu Die's eyes.

Gu Die just felt it was weird. Many kinds of spells and detailed explanations flashed through her mind quickly. She twitched the corners of her mouth. She had this dream, as if she was about to become a fairy. .

The eyelids became heavier and heavier, and gradually I could no longer see anything, and then felt a little dazzling.

Gu Die opened her eyes, looking at the sunlight coming in from the undrawn curtains, the sun was drying her ass. , She stretched and crawled out of the bed, began to practice the daily exercises, washed her face and brushed her teeth, and went downstairs to have breakfast.

Today's breakfast was millet noodles and steamed dumplings. Gu Die ate it, and couldn't help thinking of the dream from last night. She thought about it, and it was strange that she still remembered those spells...

She always got up early, but today she got up late, Gu Shengchang and others were gone, and she also went upstairs after having breakfast.

Looking at the blank paper on the side of the table, Gu Die picked up the pen and drew according to the image in memory.

A spell was drawn, but there was no response. Gu Die held a pen and meditated. Something was wrong with the dreams she had these days.

She put her hand on her pulse, and it beat vigorously. This weak body and bones couldn't be better. It seemed that her body got better after being exposed to the cold.

How can there be such a good thing in this world, it is simply unbelievable.

Obviously her body is recovering, but Gu Die feels uneasy.

A normal process, she won't get better so quickly, Gu Die scratched her hair, it was obviously a good thing, why can't she feel at ease.

It's not the benefits obtained by her own hard work, no matter how good things are, she doesn't feel at ease in her heart.

Gu Die didn't go out today, and spent the whole day burying her head in typing. In the evening, she finally wrote [-] characters, moved her sore limbs, and went downstairs after practicing the exercises.

Gu Wei and Gu Meng are discussing with Lin Yan about starting school.

Gu Shengchang was reading the newspaper, turning his head to chat with his wife and daughter from time to time, and the family enjoyed themselves happily.

Looking at this harmonious picture, what should I do if I want to destroy it? If I use everything that should belong to her mother with peace of mind, won't I feel guilty at all?

"Second Sister, let's go to school together tomorrow. Have you bought any new clothes? If not, I can lend them to you." Seeing Gu Die, Gu Meng asked with an innocent smile.

(End of this chapter)