Early Tang Dynasty Concubine

Chapter 100 Paper paper paper, it is difficult to go to the toilet
"Actually, I've always wanted to say that I've never seen someone as delicate as you!" Li Xiuning said looking at Cheng Churui who was still angry.

"Okay! I'm delicate, so I can ask you, dear Princess Pingyang of the Tang Dynasty, how did you wipe your butt after going to the toilet before!" Hearing Cheng Churui's words, Li Xiuning's face turned red and then purple, purple and then blue , and finally cursed: "Rogue, shameless!"

Why am I shameless? What's wrong with this question?Don't people eat and drink Lazard if they are princesses?At this time, Cheng Churui didn't think about how shameless it was to ask an ancient woman this question, he thought it was in modern times.

However, the problem with this paper really made him very uncomfortable. He has always had his own room, and in his room he also has his own small desk, on which is the rice paper that Li Xiuning asked him to practice calligraphy.

In any case, she is also the eldest princess of the Tang Dynasty. There is still some rice paper, but please pay attention to one problem. This rice paper was a particularly luxurious item in the Tang Dynasty. There is no paper to study.

Of course, Cheng Churui has never paid attention to this thing. In modern times, there is writing paper for writing, toilet paper for going to the toilet, and facial tissue. Even if you buy a twist, it is wrapped in paper.So when I arrived in Datang, even though I saw the bamboo slips on the table, I didn't take it seriously.

Every day when he goes to the bathroom, he takes a large piece of rice paper. Others see it, but no one has told him that he saved the life of the princess, let alone a piece of paper, even if it is more expensive. He, the second is that Cheng Churui made the whole princess mansion live a good life, what happened with a little paper.

But just today, there is no more paper in the house. This rice paper is not something you can buy whenever you want. Paper is so expensive for a knife, and there are many rough people in the princess mansion. When there was no Cheng Churui, it would not cost a knife a month, or You can't use a knife of paper for a season, so the housekeeper forgot to buy it!

In the end, Cheng Churui finally knew what Datang people used to wipe their buttocks after going to the toilet. Do you know how the toad called: "stick scrape, stick scrape!"

There is a wooden board made of bamboo in the toilet. That thing is called a bamboo chip, which is used to wipe buttocks. Seeing that there is still a little residue on it, of course Cheng Churui can’t use it. After losing his clothes, he went back with a dark face. The house, of course he didn't use the whole suit...but tore off a few.

No wonder the male protagonists who traveled through before like to make paper, probably the same as myself, the problem of wiping his ass!The problem is that those almighty gods can know everything once they travel through time, but they can't. The paper maker really doesn't know how to make that thing.It is okay to say that it is okay to use movable type printing, but the paper itself does not work at all.My stomach is full of wanting to get it, but I don't know how to start with that thing.

"Make money, make a lot of money, buy paper, buy a lot of paper, use one in the toilet, throw one away!" Cheng Churui said harshly, now his mood is not beautiful at all, and he is not in the mood to look for Li Shimin .

"That uncle!" Li Zhong stood outside the door, not daring to enter the house, and called in a low voice.

"Did you buy the paper?" It turned out that Cheng Churui asked Li Zhong to buy paper just now!

"I didn't buy it, the Chang'an paper store is out of stock, and the paper will be sold tomorrow at the earliest!" What the hell, there is not even a single Ruo Da's Chang'an paper?What a joke, looking at Li Zhong who had already run away after saying this, Cheng Churui's mood became even more depressed.

"How can there be paper now?" A necessity that can be seen everywhere in future generations has indeed become the most in-demand item in Tang Dynasty. This contrast really makes him feel uncomfortable.

"Uncle, I heard that you want paper, go to the palace, there must be some!" At the critical moment, Huniu is still reliable.

wipe!Why do I seem to be a little stupid recently, I forgot such a simple thing, the palace, there is nothing there, that's right!It's the palace, let's go!

Originally he was in a bad mood and didn't want to go, but now he had a reason to go, because of the jade badge, no one stopped him from entering the palace, even though he was notified when he went in.

"The emperor, the boy is here to see you!" He didn't want to go to Li Shimin, that guy is poor now, it's too difficult to find him for things.If you want to say who is the richest in the Tang Palace, it must be Li Yuan, the Supreme Emperor.

It is estimated that after the Xuanwu Gate, Li Shimin felt sorry for his father, and imprisoned his father again, so the food, drink, and fun were sent in in a different way. Now Li Yuan is a little bit less free, and that day is also immortal.

"You kid, I thought you wouldn't come, come here!" Li Yuan was holding a little girl about sixteen or seventeen, laughing and eating there.

"Why don't you come, and you have no hatred. Speaking of the Supreme Emperor, I thought you would be angry with me when I came, but I didn't expect you to have such a big heart!" This is true, although he did not kill Li Yuanchang, but now Li Yuanchang might as well be killed, he is a useless person, and he is a person who can no longer be used up.

"How do you think I would choose me for a rebellious son and a promising son-in-law? That's fine! I'm not so narrow-minded yet, but you kid came to see me suddenly, is there something wrong? Otherwise, you definitely won't here."

Or to say that although this old guy is imprisoned, whoever wants to treat such a person as a fool is really stupid. It is not a shameful thing to come here to ask for some paper. .”

"You want something? What do you want?" Li Yuan pushed the little girl in his arms away and asked.

"I want rice paper. I don't have any at home, and I can't buy it at the Chang'an paper store, so I ran to you and asked for it." Hearing Cheng Churui's words, Li Yuan was also taken aback, and asked in a bit of astonishment: "Just rice paper!"

"That's right! I want rice paper." Cheng Churui said seriously: "I said the Supreme Emperor, you don't even have these things, do you? It's nothing to give a few knives of paper!"

"Hahaha, it's just a few knives of paper, it's nothing, but why did I give it to you, kid? What if I don't give it to you, kid?" Old Li Yuan asked in a very good mood.

"If you don't give it, you won't give it, but I will be very disappointed in my heart. In my heart, the grand emperor, who is famous for his heroism and heroism, is actually a petty person. The image collapsed in an instant."

"Hahaha, you little monkey, but you don't mean what you say. The plaything you said you gave me has not been delivered yet. It's just that I'm in a good mood today, so it's okay if I give you a few knives."

"Oh! I've been busy lately. No problem. What you want will be delivered to you within three days. It's a must! You almost always come to me to ask if it's okay."

"Brat, it's a deal. If you still make a mistake this time, let's see how I deal with you!"

(End of this chapter)