I used to cry in the middle of the night, wanting to talk to you about life

Chapter 15 So what, love (1)
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I led Xiaoyi back to the "Red Lips" Internet cafe. These grandchildren were busy bombing tanks, making a lot of noise without noticing that the two of us were standing behind them.After a round, Wei Xing and Xu Ning's tanks were destroyed by the second brother, Brother Bao and Xiao Ma. Wei Xing cursed in authentic Changsha dialect: "Damn it!" He turned and shouted at the boss Said: "Boss, get a bottle of Coke!" Then, he clicked the button to continue the game with the mouse, "Come again!"...Five seconds later, he turned his head again, staring at me with wide eyes, and was hugged by me. Xiao Yi, who was laughing in her arms without saying a word, had a hellish expression, "Fang Peng! Are you going too fast?" The brothers turned their heads after hearing the sound, some choked on water, some choked on betel nuts, slowly Coming over is a sound of "I rely on"...

"Civilized at all!" I signaled everyone to be quiet, "Come on, call sister-in-law."

"Get lost!" Bao Ge stood up abruptly, "Fang Peng, you are our brother-in-law now!"

"Yes!" Xu Ning stood up, "Brother-in-law, Howdoyoudo! 'Haodu' Youdo!"

"Yes, yes, 'Haodu' Youdo! 'Haodu' Youdo!..." His grandma's, a bunch of gluttons.

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About falling in love, no one has ever taught us. Like most Chinese, we can only learn by ourselves.Especially me, since I was a child, I have been strictly disciplined by my father, Director Fang, and I have access to not only a limited number of books and film and television dramas about love, but also extremely naive and artificial.So much so that when I was in middle school, my most romantic fantasy about love life was to chase the object of my crush in the grove of the park. I just followed her so stupidly and chased after her, but I didn't hit the tree all the time.Recalling my ignorant years is really a shameful thing, but when I dreamed about this picture with a ballpoint pen in my mouth, I felt that the fucking romance was dead.

Going to college, falling in love, and the relationship with Chen Chen, let me gradually understand what real changes will happen to my life after I have a girlfriend.But I'm not sure whether these changes are universal. Xiao Yi and Chen Chen seem to be two very different girls. For example, the skirts that Xiao Yi wears in summer are usually half shorter than Chen Chen's, so I'm not sure Can those little tricks I used to please Chen Chen make classmate Ke Yiyi feel happy? If not, what else can I do? ...This is a very complicated question for me at the age of 20, so that I thought about it all night and even lost sleep.

At 7:[-] the next day, I went to do morning exercises with swollen eyeballs, and I was still struggling with the three plans of ABC, but when I went out, I saw Ke Yiyi standing in the morning light and smiling at me, which is "Tokyo Love" In "Story", Akana Lixiang smiled at Nagao Wanji: "Fang Peng!"

I was jittery all over, feeling like I was enchanted by a wizard, and I was resurrected on the spot with full blood.I put my hands in my trouser pockets, and walked up to Xiao Yi very coolly, "Oh, this girl looks familiar!"

"Yeah, why are you so sleepy?"

"Swollen?"

"Bulbs!" Xiao Yi smiled proudly, "Hey, no matter how excited you are, don't stay asleep."

"It's all suffocated by longing."

"What's more, I didn't know to call me when I went back last night. I fell asleep waiting."

"This one……"

"Hey, are you doing exercises?"

"Do!"

"Then let's go!" Xiaoyi took my arm and went to the playground.

We walked around the playground arm in arm, which was like announcing to all walks of life that we had officially hooked up.I heard the sound of broken hearts on the playground, especially when jumping, crackling all over the ground.

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After doing the exercises, I rushed out and bought four patties, two for me and two for her.We walked towards No. [-] classroom while gnawing meatloaf. I was just about to enter the door of her classroom when she turned around and stopped, "Hey, this is my classroom! Do you want to accompany me to class?"

"Hmm!" I nodded.

"No..." Xiao Yi reached out and pushed me away, "You go to your class, let's have lunch together!"

Well, after eating together, studying together, and being with Xiao Yi, I have returned to the days when I was in love with Chen Chen.It was almost exactly the same as a year ago, I would still sleep until an unspecified time before waking up, and by then Xiao Yi had already attended one or two classes.She will also occupy two seats. If I don't go online, I will go to her class to accompany her in class.We will eat together at noon, and sometimes we will call Xu Ning and Liu Mengmeng to join us.I still go to the playground to play football every evening, and Xiao Yi also started to sit on the edge of the playground to accompany me when I played football, but she didn’t bring a vocabulary book when she came, she just sat there obediently and watched me Kicking, no matter how good or bad I played that day, unless I scored a goal, she would jump up and applaud. Most of the time, she just sat obediently, neither talking nor eating, just watching I.At the beginning, I would try my best to act like I wanted to be awesome in front of her, but the result was often the opposite.At this time, Xiao Yi would stand up nervously and walk to the sideline to see if I was doing well.I admit that I like that she cares about me so much, but I can't always use dog shit to please others, so I try not to think about her deliberately, and play football with peace of mind.Half a month later, when I was finally able to play football, it was the same whether Xiao Yi was there or not.

Now that I think about it, it's pretty frustrating.Most of the memories of Xiaoyi and I are these trivial things. We didn’t elope, we didn’t die in love, we didn’t fall in love, we didn’t love so much that we cried like ghosts and wolves. We just ate together, studied by ourselves, watched movies, went shopping, Wandering around the campus, emptying out while hugging... Before these things, I almost did it with Chen Chen. After that, I also did it with my girlfriend after that. It seems that love should be attracted to each other before Competing with you, or endless thoughts and regrets after losing.And when two people are together, it’s just a cycle of simple days, getting used to each other, ignoring each other, until there is a crisis, or we part ways, and we will realize that there is so much appreciation and care between me and you .

Yes, when I say I love you now, Xiao Yi, it is because I am trapped in endless confession and cannot extricate myself.

It was I who discovered that you used to be so kind to me, but I didn't realize it at the time and easily lost you.

It's a pity that it's not you who accompany me to the end. You take every vow we have made, but I don't.

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Three days later, I set a table in a restaurant called "People's Commune Canteen" opposite the First Normal University. I spent hundreds of dollars. It's not that "Haodu" is not good, but after all, Chen Chen and I held a "wedding banquet" there. "The old land is not suitable for a new couple.Those who attended the success banquet of Fang Peng and Ke Yiyi were: Xu Ning, Liu Mengmeng, Bao Ge, Xu Xu, Xiao Ma, Zina, Wei Xing and the second child, Wang Jia and Zhang Qian.The list of participants in this dinner can fully verify my previous point of view that "the sophomore year is a period of frequent love affairs". You see, our group has basically completed the evolution from a pile of piles to a pair of pairs, and the second child , Wang Jia is still ambiguous, only Wei Xing and Zhang Qian are really naked.These two people didn't call each other and looked down on each other, so they turned their hormones into appetite, especially Wei Xing, who was almost on the plate.In less than half an hour, a table of chicken, fish, meat, eggs and shrimp was left with only dishes, bowls and spoons, which can be used after licking. I had to ask the waiter to bring all the dishes as they were.

Xiaoyi stopped me, "Huh? Don't need another serving, can you finish it?"

"It's good enough to eat," I pointed at Wei Xing, "Did you ask him if he had breakfast?"

"No." Wei Xing grinned happily, "Don't stare at me, they didn't eat breakfast! Brother Bao didn't eat last night!"

"Trap!" Brother Bao was wiping his mouth, crumpled up the napkin and threw it away!

"You eat it if you don't eat it, and there are red peppers, green peppers, onions and garlic sprouts..." Xiaoyi pointed to the scattered side dishes on the plate.

"Wait for the next round, wait for the next round..." Wei Xing held up his beer, "Tsk tsk, what a good daughter-in-law, she just takes care of her family before she gets through the door... Come, come, wish Fang Peng and Xiao Yi have today every year, There is a future every year, give birth to a precious son early!"

"Give birth to a precious child early, give birth to a precious child early!" Everyone at the table responded one after another.

I stood up with my arms around Xiaoyi, clinked glasses with my brothers one by one, drank it down in one gulp, and then secretly pinched her waist.Xiaoyi looked back at me with a smile on her face, her face was flushed, and she reached out and touched my waist.I was not mentally prepared at all, and I was choking on the beer in my mouth and couldn't breathe for a long time.

Ke Yiyi is such a girl, summed up in two words, it is "atmosphere".After all, she is a girl who grew up under the roots of the imperial city. She has big eyes, is tall, has a big oval face, and looks awkward. Baji just kiss me, and then do what I should do, as if nothing happened.In addition, she is kind-hearted, family-friendly, gentle, and loves to laugh, but she speaks freely and is a little narcissistic. From time to time, she praises herself to me in the mirror: "Oh, I have long legs." Xiaoyi is the biggest The shortcoming is that she has a wide mind and no brains, and she doesn't understand all the ways of the world. During the year of enrollment, Ke Yiyi has done many incredible things. For example, a couple in her class has broken up and each has a new love. Xiaoyi, however, with a pure heart, tried desperately to persuade her to get back together, but the result was that both sides fell apart.Xiaoyi explained it to me in this way: "They have been together since freshman year, what a good couple they are, it's a pity, a pity that they broke up." Of course, there are heartless people. The good thing is that I soon discovered that as Ke Yiyi's boyfriend, she will believe whatever I say. I once told her that the beaches in Qingdao are full of porpoises. She actually believed it and wrote to Her high school classmates studying in Qingdao reminded them not to go barefoot on the waves...

Our boys collectively refer to girls like Ke Yiyi as "white paper". One of the meanings of white paper is simplicity and lack of effort; the other meaning is that the brain tissue is simple and some brain nerves are missing.In the unofficial list of the School of Finance, Ke Yiyi ranked first in the 2000-level "blank paper" list.

My girlfriend is the number one "blank paper" in the School of Finance, and I am very proud of it!
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Here's how my brothers went about my honeymoon with Koyi-

Xu Ning, Mr. Perfect, invites Liu Mengmeng to the city for dinner twice in three days. He eats everything from McDonald’s chicken wings to Tucker’s steak. After eating, he posts a gorgeous lyrical article on the BBS. After posting, he calls Liu Mengmeng looked online.It is said that every time Liu Mengmeng finishes watching, tears will fill her eyes, her love for Xu Ning grows day by day, and she can't wait to "love each other as if every day is the end".The brothers were amazed at Xu Ning's love offensive of "one slap and one gun", and they were full of praise.

Brother Bao, a boy from Northeast China, although he and Xu Xu have been on their honeymoon for a long time, they are still inseparable. The way they communicate with each other is to give each other small gifts in addition to the physical "keep me warm".Brother Bao goes to the gift shop called "Flower Season and Rainy Season" in front of the school almost every day for consumption. Not to mention earrings and pendants, he also bought many inexplicable gadgets, such as a cat wearing cassock, clasped hands, From a distance, Donald Duck is exactly the same as Tang Seng. As long as there is a slight vibration, Donald Duck's neck will swing back and forth. If two AA batteries are inserted, a row of small lights will flash on the base, and the music of "Jasmine Flower" will be played.

Xiao Ma, the football player, bought a small Pomeranian for his childhood sweetheart, Zina. When he bought it, he was golden and golden. Later, he grew whiter and grayer as he grew up.Although the little guy keeps challenging our aesthetic limits, Zina still loves it, and the food for the puppy is not lower than her feeding standard for Ma Haibo.Little Pomeranian's name is "Xiaoguai", but she is actually very lewd to death. The bitches in the Front Street area are not uncommonly spoiled by it, and Xiaoma often apologizes to other dog owners humbly for what happened to Xiaoguai.Later, when Xiaoguai was sleeping, a leg was accidentally trampled and broken by the pony, and the medical treatment alone cost hundreds of dollars.Of course, Xiao Ma spent a lot of money on rabies vaccinations because he was bitten severely by Xiao Guai.

Wei Xing, a playboy, made two girlfriends in a week, one from his school and one from another school.These two women are deeply in love with Wei Xing, and the expression of love is wanting to have dinner with Wei Xing.So Wei Xing often accompanied his school girlfriend to have a meal at the small restaurant in front of the school, and then escaped for various reasons, took a taxi to another school, and then had a meal with that girlfriend.The catering level for dates has always been high standards and strict requirements, and Ya is so poor that she even sold her jeans.

This is our love life. Although the form is slightly different, the unified spiritual level is not high, and the economic level is not small.Falling in love is definitely a matter of burning money. In the last month of 2001, several of our boys fell into economic crisis. Even the second child of the "millennium single" was borrowed by us to the point of being stretched.Apart from the swollen faces during dates, the living standards of the brothers are deteriorating. Basically, every meal is fried rice except for fried rice. On the most difficult days, even when buying fried rice, you have to emphasize to the boss that "no eggs are added" to save money. The next dollar is kept for the next meal. If the boss accidentally beats an egg, we can be anxious with him.

When our pockets are cleaner than our faces, we will use all kinds of excuses not to go on a date.One day during dinner time, besides my second child and me, Brother Bao and Wei Xing were in dormitory 121. "No more money?" The second child asked, the three of us looked at each other and nodded with wry smiles. "How many more do you have?" The second child asked again.The three of us groped for a while, got together, and found seven dollars in total.The second child frowned, "I still have 100 yuan in my card, and you are not dating, it should be enough for us to eat for a few days. Let's go, withdraw money to eat."

"Wait," I stopped the second child, "You can withdraw the 100 yuan as late as you can, it will be gone soon after you take it out."

"What do you eat if you don't withdraw money?"

"I still have a stack of posters from Tsingtao Brewery's event at the Music Association last time. I didn't send any of them, they were all coated paper." I don't know why I suddenly remembered such a thing, "Go to the waste collection The station should be able to sell some money, plus our seven dollars, it should be enough for one or two meals, right?"

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That stack of posters is really heavy, a conservative estimate weighs twenty or thirty catties. The four of us carried a corner each, and walked towards the waste collection station in the direction of Wanglu Bridge. When we went out, we ran into Brother Liu, the old head of the repertory troupe. .

"There's another event?" Brother Liu glanced at the poster we were carrying.

"Uh... yes, yes." I replied awkwardly, quickening my pace.

"Don't hurry, I have something to see you." Brother Liu said.

"Huh? What's the matter?"

"You put down the poster first."

"right."

Putting down the poster, I followed the old leader to the side, "Brother Liu, what's wrong?"

"I'm currently an intern at Hunan Satellite TV, do you know?"

"I know, great director!" I thought to myself, how can I not know this, the old group leader has always been a man of the school, it is said that he was in a band when he was a freshman, so he got acquainted with the people from the TV station, and later I have been doing an internship in that program group. To put it bluntly, I am just an errand runner. When recording a program, I stand behind the camera and lead the audience to applaud. I still think it is awesome.

"I can't talk about being a director," Brother Liu pretended to be modest, "But I'm an intern choreographer now!"

"Intern director? So good!" I praised it even more hypocritically, thinking that you are now an intern director, so what were you before?

(End of this chapter)