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Chapter 279 The fart is loud, destroying the banquet

Chapter 279 The fart is loud, destroying the banquet

However, as soon as she covered her mouth with her hands, she burped two more heavily.Bu Qingxue happened to be sitting next to her, and when she saw Zhang like this, she looked at her with contempt.

She said what Zhang Shi could do besides flattering, but actually did such a disgusting thing.

Tang also felt that something was wrong with Zhang, so he said, "Madam Zhang, are you okay..."

"No...it's okay...vomit..." As soon as she answered, she vomited all over.When everyone saw this, they covered their noses with handkerchiefs and looked at Mrs. Zhang with disgust.

At this moment, Su Siyu, who was playing the piano on the stage, suddenly felt a abdominal pain.Then……

Porphyrin...

A loud dissonant voice came to mind.Her face turned pale in embarrassment.Fortunately, the sound of the piano is loud enough, otherwise if someone else heard it, what happened to her today would be too much of a joke.

She just finished sighing, and then her stomach felt cramped again.It seemed that there was a lot of gas constantly rushing around in his body.

porphyr porphyr...

Everyone was still immersed in the sound of the piano, but when the sound of the piano suddenly stopped, they heard a few farts of "pup pup pup" in their ears.

The sound was as loud as thunder.

Su Siyu's face can only be described as pale at the moment.

Seeing this, Bu Qingxue couldn't help but sarcastically said: "Oh, what kind of niece of the grand master, like her mother, eats too much, and now it's all right, it's so embarrassing to fart in front of the emperor gone."

However, as soon as her flowers fell, she also felt a sharp pain in her stomach, and then puff... two farts.She turned pale with fright.

On the opposite side, a group of women, young and old, all had stomach pains one after another, and then they ignored everyone and spanked constantly.Even Tang, who has always been calm and noble, was not spared.

"Mom, what's wrong with you?" Bu Piaopiao looked at the people next to her in such a state, and anxiously supported Tang, Tang Su'e was about to speak, and she let out a series of farts.

The show girls sitting beside Jinghua are fine.Seeing the farts of those women on the opposite side shaking the sky, I feel disgusted and want to laugh.

Jinghua also looked at them in a mess, and now they look a little noble.Especially since Tang couldn't even complete a sentence.

These women belittled themselves just now, but she still has hatred in mind.Aren't you very elegant?How can you not be elegant in this situation now?

When those officials saw their wives and daughters, they suddenly became like this, and there was nowhere to put their old faces.

In just an instant, the fresh air in the Royal Garden, where the fragrance was originally floating, was covered by a stench.

The emperor looked at the concubine selection dinner, which was obviously going well, and it turned out like this, especially when he asked such a discordant smell.Everyone felt wrong.

"What are you guys doing here tonight? I'm so disappointed!" The emperor quickly left here in anger.

Seeing that the banquet collapsed like this, Dugu Jinghua was in a good mood, put down the little bun and said, "Son, let's go back to Xiunu Palace."

Bu Piaopiao over there was almost smothered to death by the smell of farts. In a blink of an eye, he saw Dugu Jinghua hugging that bastard and wanted to leave, so he yelled: "Sister Jinghua, how can you leave? You are safe no matter what. nothing?"

"Then what do you mean?" Jinghua turned her head indifferently, looking at her.

"Did you do this?" Bu Piaopiao asked straightforwardly.

How could Dugu Jinghua tell her, so he shook his head and said: "What can I do? Since we met, I haven't been one step closer to you, how did I come up with these things. Sister, don't wrong a good person."

Jinghua looked at Bu Piaopiao with an innocent tone: "Besides, there are many people who are okay in this incident. Including you, aren't you okay?"

(End of this chapter)

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