Fox Demon's Ming Ya Love

Chapter 398 "Pig Teammate"

"It's okay, I understand, I understand, we understand..."

Li Buhui bumped Zhuge Ming's chest with his elbow, a "slutty" smile appeared on his face, Ye Linglong who was watching from the side almost couldn't hold back and kicked him directly.

"You know a tomato and banana peel~"

Zhuge Ming glanced at Li Buhui, but ignored him, the brat is full of dirty thoughts every day, no wonder Ye Linglong refuses to accept your pursuit.

"Stinky idiot, come here quickly."

Zhuge Ming turned his head to look, and saw that Tu Shan Yaya, who was still beside him just now, had sat in the crowd at some point and was waving at Zhuge Ming.

"Okay, here we come."

"Oh, little sister, are you sober? It seems that the battle just now was quite intense."

After seeing that Tu Shan Yaya was obviously sober, Ye Linglong also came forward to joke with a smile.

Tu Shan Yaya curled her lips, yes, it's more than fierce, it's like the kind that was unilaterally hoisted and hammered!
"Who's sober? I wasn't drunk at all just now! I was stopped by that idiot just now, which made our match unfinished. If you have the ability, continue now!!"

Tu Shan Yaya grabbed the endless flagon and looked at Ye Linglong provocatively.

Ye Linglong was taken aback for a moment, and then she held her stomach and laughed. She suddenly felt that this little monster girl is really cute.

"What are you laughing at?!" Tu Shan Yaya frowned unhappily, for some reason, she always felt that Ye Linglong was mocking her for not knowing what she could do.

"Haha, it's okay...it's okay, let's continue, sister, I will definitely accompany you to the end, but is your friend really okay?"

Ye Linglong looked amusedly at Zhuge Ming, whose face suddenly collapsed. With such a treasure on display, it is estimated that this little handsome guy has the heart to die now, right?
"I have a problem!! And it's a big problem!!!" Zhuge Ming complained frantically in his heart.

"Hmph! Who wants him to care!! You idiot, pour the wine!!"

Tu Shan Yaya sat down abruptly, picked up the wine glass and raised his arms to stretch out to Zhuge Ming.

"F*ck, what are you doing, still drinking? Yaya, please don't drink, okay? If you get drunk, it might be me again. I don't want to fight with you again, hey! !!"

But facing Tu Shan Yayana's threatening eyes, Zhuge Ming didn't dare to say a word, and obediently closed his mouth and went to pour the wine.

Also, does my opinion matter?Does anyone care about my opinion?Honestly, just be a walk-on!
wow wow wow~
The crystal clear wine drew a graceful arc in the air, and then poured every drop into Tu Shan Yaya's wine glass with Tu Shan Yaya's childish and teachable expression.

"Pfft~, you two are really interesting! This friend, I, Ye Linglong, have made a deal!! Come on, do it!!"

"Dry!!"

The two raised their glasses, and after clinking them heavily, they drank it down as usual.

This time Zhuge Ming learned to be smart, and he refused to let Tu Shan Yaya drink the spirit wine in the endless flagon. He also secretly replaced the wine in the Endless Wine Pot with the wine stored in his Qiankun Fan.

"Huh? Why do I feel that the taste of this wine is not right?" Tu Shan Yaya frowned, and looked at the wine glass in her hand with some doubts. For some reason, she always felt that the spirit wine today was not as good as before. .

Zhuge Ming remained expressionless and continued to fill Tu Shan Yaya with wine.

"No, it must be your illusion."

"Strange, me too..." Ye Linglong also looked at Zhuge Ming strangely.

As a self-alcoholic, she naturally tasted this glass of wine in one sip, it must not be the spirit wine they had just had, although the taste is somewhat similar, but the two are definitely very different.

The corners of Zhuge Ming's eyes twitched, he walked slowly behind Ye Linglong, "lightly" patted Ye Linglong's shoulder, and looked at her with bloodshot eyes.

"Miss Ye, what's the problem?!!!"

Ye Linglong suddenly shuddered all over her body, and her neck shrank. At this moment, Ye Linglong suddenly had the illusion that she was standing on the edge of a cliff and was about to fall into the abyss at any moment.

"No... nothing..." Ye Linglong forced a smile at Zhuge Ming.

"As long as there is no problem, I hope you two have a good time."

Zhuge Ming smiled with a "nuclear" face, ignoring Li Buhui's jealous eyes that were almost turned into reality, Shi Shiran sat between the two of them, quietly looking at Tu Shanya He and Ye Linglong continued to drink and drink.

Because the two had already drank a lot before, even though a small part of the alcohol in Tu Shan Yaya's body was absorbed because of the battle just now, there was still a lot of alcohol left in her body.

Therefore, the clinking of glasses between the two didn't last long, and Tu Shan Yaya's originally clear consciousness became confused again.

"Wow ha ha ha ha, you are really amazing. No one drank with me in Tushan before, and today I can finally drink to my heart's content!!"

Tu Shan stood up unsteadily and patted Ye Linglong's back carelessly.

After drinking so much wine, even Ye Linglong, who grew up in a wine jar since she was a child, is starting to get a little alcoholic now.

"Haha, little sister, you're not bad, it's the first time I've had such a good time drinking with monsters!"

After a wave of business bragging, the two drunkards actually started hooking their shoulders together and talking nonsense, even Zhuge Ming seemed to hear these two guys clamoring for help...

For a moment, the picture in front of Zhuge Ming's eyes became extremely eye-catching.

"Yaya..."

Zhuge Ming covered his face with one hand, and tugged at Tu Shan Yaya's sleeve with the other, it's too bad, it's too embarrassing, why don't you just pretend you don't know this girl and slip away first.

"What are you doing?!"

Tu Shan Yaya shook Zhuge Ming's hand away, and gave Zhuge Ming a fierce look. She, who was already in the top position, had already started to let herself go.

"And you!"

Tu Shan Yaya turned her finger and pointed at Li Buhui and the others who were chatting happily.

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, they all didn't know what Tu Shan Yaya was trying to do.

"Didn't you ask me why I intercepted you before? Hiccup~ Let me tell you, even if you don't want to fight me, with the strength of that stinky cockroach, I can definitely defeat you easily!"

"Stinky cockroaches? Will there be cockroach spirits participating in this competition?"

"I don't know, I haven't heard of it at all."

"By the way, speaking of cockroaches, Dongfang Yueyue, who suddenly became popular recently, has two cockroach whiskers on his head, didn't he? In addition, judging from some articles published by that kid, he must have a lot of influence in the demon world." Good friends, in this way..."

"So that's it, this Tushan Yaya was sent by him to test our strength after a long time!! All right, Dongfang Yueyue, thief Sun, you're really good at playing!"

"Sending such a cute monster girl to fight with us, Dongfang Yueyue is definitely not a good person. Don't let me meet him during the competition, or I will let him learn how powerful our Jade Maiden's swordsmanship is!"

"Yes, that's right, count me in!!"

"Count me in..."

"And I!"

"Haha, one of you counts as one, if you have the ability to go together, the stinky cockroaches won't be afraid of you!!"

"Too arrogant!"

"I have to teach him a lesson!!"

……

Zhuge Ming was completely speechless as he watched the people around him so angry that they wished they could eat Dongfang Yueyue alive on the spot.

Auntie, where are you here to help him?As far as your helping method is concerned, it is basically no different from your behavior of pushing that guy into the fire pit, and then kicking him when he was about to end, okay? ! ! !
Thinking that if Dongfang Yueyue really met these people during the competition, Zhuge Ming would directly cover his forehead with his hands. The specific picture should be like this:

Dongfang Chuchu: Hi, everyone, good morning. In the next Dongfang Chuchu, it is fate to meet each other in the competition. How about making a friend?
Everyone: So you are Dongfang Yueyue. Hey, Dongfang Yueyue is here. Come here, everyone!

Then, amid Dongfang Yueyue's bewildered expression, countless magic weapons and spells rained down on him, and in the next second, Dongfang Yueyue rushed to the street...

Hiss, the picture is so bloody and violent that Zhuge Ming can't bear to continue imagining it.

Based on the last ray of conscience in his heart as a friend, Zhuge Ming stretched out his hand and tugged Tu Shan Yaya again.

"That, Yaya..."

"What are you doing, you idiot!!!" Tu Shan Yaya yelled back impatiently.

Zhuge Ming was taken aback by Tu Shan Yaya's sudden roar, and he retracted his hands resentfully, the last bit of conscience in his heart was instantly thrown out of the sky.

"No...it's okay, you continue..."

Zhuge Ming picked up his teacup and took a sip, expressing that he suppressed the shock first.

In fact, if you think about it, at least Yaya is just that guy at the beginning of the month, but what does this have to do with Zhuge Ming?Anyway, he is not called Dongfang Yueyue, and he will not be the one who will be besieged.

And up to now, Yaya was just talking nonsense when she was drunk, at least it was much more relaxing than looking for people to fight everywhere.

Having said that, you might still be able to watch a good show. A group of "benevolent and righteous people" from various families gathered in the "Bright Peak" to besiege the Great Eastern Devil. Tsk tsk, this plot is quite interesting when you think about it.

But the sky often fails to fulfill people's wishes. Before Zhuge Ming was optimistic for too long, the good times didn't last long, and Tu Shan Yaya started her "shotgun" attack again.

"Did you see that person sitting over there? With him here, the champion of this competition must be the cockroach!" Tu Shan Yaya came to Zhuge Ming's side, pointing at everyone with a blushing face. Zhuge Ming is tasting tea.

puff! ! !
Zhuge Ming couldn't hold it back, and the tea just poured into his mouth was also sprayed out all at once.

"This means that Brother Zhuge is the thug invited by the Eastern Cockroach..."

Shi Lanzhou squeezed his fist and made a beeping sound.

"Okay, not only sent the little fox demon to test our strength, but also hired people to be thugs to intercept us. This East Moon Moon is really a good way..."

"How about it, be afraid, and those who are sensible, surrender and admit defeat! lest you will be hurt by stinky idiots in time."

While talking, Tu Shan Yaya's feet suddenly became unstable, and she fell straight into Zhuge Ming's arms.

Zhuge Ming was taken aback, and quickly wanted to help Tu Shan Yaya up, but Tu Shan Yaya, who was already drunk, didn't seem to realize how ambiguous her current posture was. After twisting in his arms and finding a comfortable position, he continued to taunt.

"Ah~ Don't worry, don't worry, there should be no problem with the stinky cockroach now. Thanks to me, Tu Shan Yaya, who is loyal enough to help him deal with so many opponents in advance, let's see if the stinky cockroach won't treat me then." thing?"

Don't worry about it! ! !You should go directly to let Dongfang Yueyue rest in peace! ! !

Still loyal, I now seriously doubt whether Yaya you are not drunk at all, just pretending to be drunk to deceive everyone so that you can get revenge on me and that guy at the beginning of the month! ! ! !
Sensing everyone's stares that were about to kill people, Zhuge Ming also blinked at them embarrassingly, and explained with embarrassment: "Well, you're drunk, you're talking nonsense, everyone must Do not take it seriously……"

Clang! !

Shi Lanzhou pulled the sword out of the scabbard expressionlessly, Zhuge Ming's heart tightened involuntarily as he saw the cold light reflected from the sword.

"Brother Zhuge, don't worry, we are not small-minded people. Since we know that the little fox demon sister is just drunk, of course we won't bother with her."

"That's good, that's good, then what, why don't you continue? Don't you have so much wine and food left?" Zhuge Ming wiped the cold sweat from his brow, and weakly pointed to the wine and meat on the ground .

"No, thank you Brother Zhuge for your kindness, but now that you've eaten and drank enough, why don't you learn from each other and have the right to digest and digest."

Digest your sister! !Did you bring such a large group of people with you after digestion?You made it clear that you wanted to kick me in the ring, okay?
"No... there's no need, you see Yaya is drinking like this, I have to take care of her, don't I?" Zhuge Ming forced a smile, and shook his hand to express his refusal.

Just kidding, who has nothing to do to single out a group of people?Tired and exhausted, in the end there is no benefit at all.

"It's up to you guys? Hiccup~ Idiot... he can knock you all down with one finger!! I... I don't need to take care of you, Idiot! Beat them!!"

Tu Shan Yaya raised her little hand in Zhuge Ming's arms very "intimately", expressing that she didn't need anyone to take care of her at all, she felt that she was doing well now, and could even drink a few pots of wine from him.

"Brother Zhuge?" The cold light in everyone's eyes flickered wildly.

Zhuge Ming looked down at the drunken Tu Shan Yaya, and started roaring crazily in his heart.

"F*ck, Yaya, you did it on purpose, you definitely did it on purpose!! How can anyone cheat teammates like drinking?!!!!"

(End of this chapter)