Journey to the West: The Evil Monk of the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 3 "Buddha Says"

Yingchoujian is no longer quiet, although it is not a scene of rumbling noises and billowing smoke and dust, it is not much better.

A group of gods are selling in the market like peddlers. They say so many good things, get so much dust on their bodies, and suffer so many grievances in their hearts. However, monkeys are rich and willful. I don’t care what kind things you say. listen.No matter what kindness you have, I don't appreciate it.Being alone and determined to go his own way, revealing a happy face that money can't buy.

But the clay figurines are still angry, let alone people!Not to mention the irritable monkey!
"I really angered my grandson, show me everything." Sun Houzi said with a grim face, and raised the mourning stick as he spoke, revealing all his ferocity and arrogance, which made all the gods around tremble, and dared not step forward to stop him.

Before the monkey had time to be proud, a gust of cool wind blew in, shaking his heart with anger, with a bloodthirsty and ferocious face, resisting to choose someone to eat.

It's just a pity for a gust of good wind, which blows a refreshing air, but what comes with it are angry words.

"The thunder is loud, but the rain is light. If you really have the ability, don't just shout, so as not to disturb the tranquility and make you annoying." Chen Xuan lay sideways on the boulder, supported his head with his hands, patted his thighs, and said leisurely with his body shaking.Even the kindest Bodhisattva could not help but pull up his sleeves and slap his palms, and a series of torrential rains hit him.

Chen Xuan originally wanted to take a nap to recharge his spirits, and when Guanyin came, he would show his cards to her, saying that he didn't want to be that monk and wanted to return to vulgarity.But the noise from the monkey made him not in the mood to sleep, so he simply stopped sleeping.So I became a free person, opened my eyes and smiled to see the turmoil in the world, and relaxed my body and mind to feel the busyness of all beings.

But when he saw the excitement, the monkey suddenly went mad, all the gods were afraid, the situation was deadlocked, and there was no end to it, how could he be reconciled to his temperament of fearing that the world would not be chaotic, so he couldn't help but sneer.

He has nothing to worry about and looks good everywhere.However, the gods are responsible because they are appointed by their superiors.The monkey is in a dilemma because of worries.There was no such interest in the two parties, so what he said was tantamount to adding fuel to the fire, and the firecrackers in the ammunition depot were out of control.

"Thieves are bald and have a good heart. Old Sun has been suppressed for 500 years, but he has lost all his pride. How can he not repay his enlightenment today?" Sun Houzi was already angry, but after hearing Chen Xuan's ridicule, he reacted angrily. laughed.

He was a face-saving person, otherwise he would not have torn up the book of life and death because of the collision of the underworld kid.Because the officials in the Heavenly Court are small, they raised their flags to gather demons against the heavens.

"Chen Xuanzang, you watched a good show and had a good time. Don't ask us about our busy work inside and outside. Who are you talking about?" The gods glared angrily.

Wanting to wait for others, in order to learn from the scriptures and important matters, he did not hesitate to put down his dignity and persuade the monster monkey with nice words.If Tang Seng didn't come to help, it's nothing more than lying on the rock since he slept. Now he comes to add new firewood, but he thinks that things are not messy enough, not troublesome enough, and he even slanders the Bodhisattva. How can he arrange such a thing that is no different from a pig, or even worse.

"Cough, monkey, I said this, and it has nothing to do with the guardians. If you have a temper, just rush at me and don't hurt others." Chen Xuan coughed dryly. Seeing that the situation was not good, he knew he had said the wrong thing, but secretly While hating himself for being cheap, it is also rare for him to be righteous.

In fact, he also cares about it. He offended both parties just because of his cheap talk. At this time, he should not be brave. He has to make up for it in time and choose one side to stand in line. Not only will he gain fame and gain some goodwill, but he will really start fighting , that side can't see death without saving them, after all, there are people above him, so they don't look at the face of the monk or the face of the Buddha.

It's not to blame for his villainous behavior, it's all forced for life.

In his previous life, he was just an ordinary person with no great background, no prominent family background, no smart mind, and he was able to survive only on a skin as thick as a city wall.This is capital, but this is helpless.If a person can live elegantly and gracefully.Who wants to be a clown who makes people laugh.

"The bald thief is loyal. However, the old grandson planned to attack you alone, so your worries are superfluous." Hou Zi smiled and said, but although he had complaints about Chen Xuan in his heart, he couldn't help looking at him again.

But one yard is one yard, he couldn't swallow the bad breath, so he could only do it realistically.

"Great Sage, the elder is confused, and it is inevitable that he didn't mean what he said. Let him go once he said something stupid." Although the gods were very disappointed with Chen Xuan, they saw that he was not useless, and they were all gratified. Ask for love once.

Seeing this, Chen Xuan's heart sank. He rejoiced that his life was guaranteed, but also felt the benefits of a deep background.If he was still an ordinary person, and encountered such a thing, how could it be resolved with a few good words that are neither salty nor bland.

There is a limit to everything, and you can't live through death.

The monkey got really angry this time, and couldn't listen to persuasion, so he slammed the golden cudgel on the ground with both hands, only to see that the thick and thin stick had a monstrous power.

"Boom." The sound was loud, like a mountain mourning.

The ground is like smashed glass, with cracks spreading all over the place. The mountain body that was originally as hard as iron is now like tofu.

The white dragon was resting in the water, its long beard swayed, its scales stretched with the waves of the water, and it swallowed and bubbled. It was a comfortable and comfortable feeling when it was suddenly hit by a meteor shower, and it was so frightened that it twisted its body and jumped out of the water like a snake. Depending on the situation, another piece of gravel fell, which was five or six feet long and weighed several hundred catties, and it was about to hit the head.

"Ow"

With a high-pitched dragon cry, it turned its head and shattered the rock with a flick of its tail, and flew towards the sky, twisting and turning and dodging countless falling rocks on the way, before finally reaching the cloud and taking a breath.

"Bah"

The monkey yelled loudly, and the sound wave swept all directions, shaking the earth and shaking the mountains. The poor gods were unsteady on their feet, and they were all staggering, begging for mercy.

"Great sage, calm down, the elders and ordinary people are no match for you, don't try to show off your supernatural powers, and hurt the scripture learners for nothing."

"500 years of wind and frost, countless months of rain and snow, the great sage has forgotten that the elder has a great background, a great background, and a great command, so he must never be hurt."

Chen Xuan had been frightened for a long time. The monkey's frenzy was no different from the bombardment of the plane, boom, boom, and it was like a battlefield.

In his previous prosperous life, although the competition was fierce, it was all a war of words.Everyone taps on the keyboard, moves the mouse, there is a hail of bullets on the screen, and the electric fan and air conditioner are in reality.If you are thirsty, drink two cups of green tea, wash the stomach and clear the intestines.Seeing injustice, yelling out a few words, the world is cold.Who would fight to death with real swords and guns?

"up up up up up"

The monkey sneered, shocked the gods away, and did not forget to delay the matter even though he was showing off his power. After muttering a few words, the golden cudgel rose in the wind, and in a blink of an eye, it pierced into the sky like a pillar of the sky.

"Monk, my grandson doesn't bully you, just hit me with one blow. If you can escape, you will be lucky. If you can't escape, you can't blame others." Sun Houzi sighed, although what he said was true. Chen Xuan said, but his eyes were fixed on the golden cudgel, and he couldn't help touching the body of the cudgel with emotion. It had been many years since he was as energetic as he is now.

"Male Gobi, just hit your uncle." After hearing what the monkey said, Chen Xuan realized that the disaster was imminent, so he let go of his feet and ran away with his life.While running, he didn't forget to curse a few words, and his tone was filled with endless sorrow and grievance.

"fall"

The monkey chuckled, ignored Chen Xuan's obscene words, touched the golden cudgel lightly with his thin arm, and without much effort, the pillar that supported the sky fell down and smashed at Chen Xuan.

Although Chen Xuan was running fast, how could he, an ordinary person, be able to resist his supernatural powers? The pillar fell like the sky tilted, not only blocked the sun, but also created a strong wind, and all the mountains that blocked its momentum were destroyed by the peaks. When it falls, the seats turn into powder.

"My life is over. If there is an afterlife, I will be a man of the prosperous world." Chen Xuan saw a big shadow looming over him. At the end of the world, knowing that there was no escape, he sat down cross-legged, planning to recite a few Buddhist scriptures, and it would be worthwhile to be a monk like this.

"Buddha has said that there are too many emotions in life"

Chen Xuan had a good idea, but he is not a real monk after all. How could he get the Buddhist classics? The only one or two Buddhist words he knew didn't fit the scene. In the end, he held back for a long time and forced to sing pop songs. In the end, he couldn't make it The eminent monk who went to die has awe-inspiring righteousness.On the contrary, it has become a funny comparison in the market, which only increases the laughing stock.

"Elder, hurry up and leave a useful body for the benefit of thousands of people. Don't let us do all the useless work."

When Chen Xuan sang ecstasy and affection, he suddenly heard the rumble of thunder in his ears. It turned out that the guardians formed formations to help. While resisting the golden cudgel with all their strength, they did not forget to use their great mana to transmit the sound into their ears, telling him to hurry up. escape.

"Great kindness to everyone, I will never forget it." Chen Xuan was not hypocritical, who would want to die if he could live?So he stood up and fled desperately. Seeing the falling rocks from the east, he turned and hid to the west, but saw the rolling logs coming from the west. He was so frightened that he crouched down under the raised hillock, hiding all the way here and there, really embarrassed.

"Hey, thief bald. If you can escape with your life, Lao Sun will do what he says, and he will never make things difficult for you again." Sun Houzi was not annoyed when the gods came to help him.He jumped up and grabbed the cloud and squatted on it, scratching his ears and scratching his cheeks to watch the excitement.

The gods lined up to support the golden cudgels, although the golden lights were dazzling, they shone brightly.But the golden cudgel is not ordinary iron, and its power has not weakened.

"Bitterness"

At the critical moment, when the gods were in danger, Chen Xuan was struggling to survive, and when the monkey was gloating, a stream of light came from the distant sky.

The light is full of auspiciousness, it is extraordinary to see, the heart is at ease when it is heard, and the sense is calm.

Although Guanyin was in a hurry, she was calm and relaxed without any panic.I saw her standing on the top of the cloud, opening her compassionate eyes, chanting the Buddha's name, clinging to the jade bottle in hand, taking out a willow branch in it, gently raising her jade hand to swipe at the column that tilted towards the sky, like drops of dewdrops blowing in the wind run.

The dewdrops do not see the dazzling golden light, nor do they show the power to shake the sky.It's just that the individual is translucent and crystal clear, and each one is transparent and exquisite, rushing to the golden cudgel. Although it makes people lament that the tree is shaken by a gnat, it is inevitable that the Buddha has fallen into reincarnation and will not regret even if he dies.

When the two touch each other, there is no imaginary loud noise, no unrivaled coercion in the bloodbath, it is just the plainness of mud cows entering the sea, the confluence of hundreds of rivers is a matter of course, and there are no rolling waves. .

"Pohou, I have found people who can learn scriptures from thousands of rivers and mountains, and it is difficult to save you at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain. I just hope that you will repent and get a positive result in the future, but how come you are here to deceive your master and destroy your ancestors, showing off your supernatural powers." Guanyin saw the golden cudgel. If you have been given the fixation technique, although you are leaning but not falling, then you opened your vermilion lips and opened your jade mouth to ask.

(End of this chapter)