Chapter 1 I am Chen Xuanzang

However, Tang Seng was riding a white horse and was walking in front of Yingshoujian. Suddenly, he saw the sound of water under the cliff, the waves were churning endlessly, and strange and evil winds were blowing all around.

Seeing this scene, he was terrified, and kept chanting Amitabha Buddha, hoping that the name of the Buddha would be safe, but he deserved this calamity, and he had to go through ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships to learn from the scriptures.

As the wind blew past, Tang Seng was swept away, and his body was in the air, rolling twice, so embarrassed.

Seeing Monkey Sun, he couldn't stop sneering, but due to the golden band on his head and the four-valued meritorious service in the dark, five directions Jiedi, six Ding Liujia, and eighteen guardians Jialan had to fly to meet each other.

Just as he was about to move, he suddenly heard a loud noise from the sky, and a thick thunderbolt from the water tank fell on Tang Seng's body. The monkey was so frightened that he stood there dumbfounded. His eyes were astonished, and he thought for a while: "It's so big!" The handwriting is so hard to make up, the Western Buddha is so cruel."

Because of the bumpy road ahead, when the monkey felt sorry for himself, Tang Seng had already rolled to the ground unconscious.

Immortals from all walks of life hidden in the surroundings looked at each other in blank dismay, not knowing what was going on, but the Taoist seldom manipulated the monk's heart.There is a reason for the above arrangement, just wait quietly and watch the journey go smoothly.

"Hoohoo."

Tang Seng was still unwilling to give up when the evil wind swept down, and he still did not forget to vacate the white horse. Even though the mortal creature was trampled on all fours in a hurry, it still couldn't break free, and it was useless.

"bang"

There was a loud sound in the stream, and a white dragon leaped up, with a dragon's head and double pupils, shining brightly; the scales on its body were shining brightly; the dragon's claws under its feet were like blades, swallowing clouds and mist, and the water vapor and wind followed, roaring. In all directions, accompanied by thunder and lightning, a white light flashed past and the white horse disappeared, leaving only the sound of running water in the stream.

Sun Houzi saw that Bailong was playing prestige, if it was in the past, he would have raised his stick to bully each other.But Tianlei had just struck Master and couldn't ignore it, so he had to give up, and jumped up to Tang Seng's body to be a filial disciple and said: "Master, Master, wake up."

Chen Xuan was in a daze, feeling that someone was calling him again, his eyelids moved, his eyelashes blinked, and it took a lot of effort for the boss to open his eyes.The pitiful pair of starry black pupils meet the eyes of a born spirit.

He wore a tiger skin skirt around his waist, and his head was covered with a golden hoop. Although he was wrapped in iron bone skin, it was a pity that he had no flesh.Fortunately, the deputy Lei Gong said, but he sighed that it was not a real Lei Gong, but a monkey behaved like a human, with neither fish nor fowl in appearance.

When did Chen Xuan see such a strange face, his legs kicked in fright, his hands kept pulling, and he was several meters away in an instant.The speed was so fast that the monkey was dumbfounded, and he never thought that this cheap master had such skills.So he scratched his head and jumped forward to ask, "Master, what's wrong with you."

Seeing the monkey approaching, he was so scared that he waved his hands again and again, talking nonsense: "Don't come here, there is too much information, I have to deal with it."

The monkey was annoyed when he heard this, and when he got angry, he would pull out the golden cudgel, beat the monk as soon as he got it, and crush the monk into meatloaf, so how dare he neglect himself.It can be imagined that with a golden hoop on his head, he is controlled by others, even if he is angry, he can only suppress his anger and wait.

"Where did you invite you, monkey? If you don't speak, you really don't treat you as a human being. With this outfit, you should be filming Journey to the West. Where are your crew members?" Chen Xuan asked around, looking around, and said. Don't forget to pat the dust off your body.

But when he saw what he was wearing, he was so frightened that he stretched out his hand to touch his head. When there was no hair on his palm, he screamed hysterically: "Which bastard, seeing that I am so handsome, tie me up!" Come to be that Tang monk, and even shaved my head without authorization."

The monkey saw Chen Xuan startled, his words were incomprehensible, and he thought to himself: "Could it be that the old monk was startled by the loach, or was struck dumb by the lightning."

Thinking about it, he was overjoyed, just because the monk went crazy and failed to learn the scriptures, he could regain his freedom and be happy again.

Thinking of the happy place, he wanted to laugh out loud, but before the monkey could open his arms, Chen Xuan leaned forward, grabbed his neck, shook it like a sieve, and spittle scattered from his mouth.

How could the monkey be bullied like this, with an unknown fire in his chest, he pulled Chen Xuan's hand away, grabbed the collar and threw it up, then took out an embroidery needle from his ear, muttered for a while, the needle was blown by the wind Rising, the mouth of the bowl is thick and thin in the blink of an eye, and it will be about ten feet long, and it is about to be smashed down.

Chen Xuan saw that he was in the air in a blink of an eye, and the wind was whistling by. He couldn't figure out how this skinny and skinny monkey could get so much strength, but when he saw the embroidery needle turning into a long stick, he thought of A grotesque.

"I have traveled through time, and I am still a monk on Journey to the West."

Sun Houzi didn't care about his crazy words, he bent his legs and was about to jump up, but suddenly he felt like he was carrying a river and a mountain on his back.Knowing that there is a god in the dark obstructing, although this little obstruction is nothing, but I have to be afraid, after all, I don't want to suffer from Wuzhishan again, so I put down my stick and gave up with hatred: "Monk, it's your fate."

"boom"

When Chen Xuan fell to the ground, he thought that he would not die or be injured, but he did not expect that when he fell, those sharp rocks suddenly turned into sand, and there was nothing wrong with being in it. He stood up, thought about it, and knew that there was a god At the same time, Blessing is sure that he has indeed crossed.

"Cough cough." Chen Xuan gave a dry cough, and looked at the monkey strangely, with mixed feelings in his heart, thinking about being alone in his previous life, but having this fate in this life, I don't know if it is good or bad.When lamenting the impermanence of the world, he clapped his hands together and sang: "Amitabha."

"Hey, Zhuang Su, who usually sings, how do you act as an actor today." Seeing his pretentious singing, the monkey couldn't help but sneered, thinking that the monk in front of him was a little silly after being struck by lightning.

Seeing the monkey laughing at Chen Xuan, he couldn't hold back his face. He was an uneducated person in his previous life. How could he have so many Buddhist sects? It's just that he watched too much TV and learned from others. But thinking of himself as a teacher, he should be a little dignified. Monkeys are naughty, what will they do in the future if they don't teach them a lesson?So he had to recite the mantra to let him know how powerful he was.

When he opened his mouth and was about to recite the mantra, he found that he couldn't do it at all, and he didn't have any such information in his mind. Not only that, he knew nothing about it except that he was the monk who learned the scriptures, and he was so scared that he broke out in a cold sweat .

Chen Xuan's expression fluctuated, and he naturally fell into the eyes of the monkey. Just seeing Tang Seng was about to recite the magic spell, his heart tightened, knowing that he was doomed, he was regretting his previous impulse, and he was already ready to suffer from a splitting headache.

For some reason, the monk suddenly had a weird expression, his complexion was as miserable as a pig's liver, and he wondered if he had forgotten the mantra, so he smiled and carefully tested: "Hey, what does it feel like to forget the mantra, the master is merciful and let me Remember memories."

"Pohou, what a coincidence, what kind of person is your teacher? Don't mention this kind of thing in the future, don't mention it." Chen Xuan was ashamed, knowing that beating the snake would not work, so he let him get the stick instead, so he could only shirk.

"Master, I have been with you for so long. Although there are many unpleasant things along the way, we get along fairly well. Wouldn't it be chilling not to agree to such a small request?" The monkey has lived for more than a thousand years, and it has long been an individual. Regardless of the words of evasion, he danced a stick flower and threatened.

"What are you going to do, as a teacher and Bodhisattva with a heart, sweeping the floor for fear of harming the lives of ants, cherishing the moth gauze lamp, how could you do such evil things." Chen Xuan pretended to be compassionate, but in his heart he scolded the monkey for being bloody, and swore to himself , When you get the mantra, you must recite it a hundred and eighty times in the morning, afternoon and evening.

"Master, don't be afraid, my old grandson has a bronze head and iron bones. The curse only hurts the pain, but it can't hurt the life. If the master evades like this, it will hurt the relationship between the master and the disciple." Sun Houzi said with cold eyes, and a stick in his hand. It was also a little tight, as if if you don't agree, I will beat you.

"Puhou, it's really a coincidence. I'm worried that if you recite the curse, you will take the opportunity to play crazy, throwing ten thousand jin iron rods everywhere, and you will kill in vain." Chen Xuan quickly stepped back two steps when he saw the monkey making a gesture to hit him. Blame Road.

"In this barren mountain and wild ridge, except for a few people who hide their heads and show their tails, that is the mud-splashing loach under the stream. It's talking about how to commit crimes." The monkey looked around and said disdainfully.

The monkey's words were like a torpedo falling into the water, embarrassing the gods hiding in the dark, and secretly scolded him for being speechless.

"Narrow, don't you know that stubborn rocks have feelings, and grasses are life, how can you be nobler than them." Chen Xuan argued with the monkey for a few words, and Tuzi corrected his integrity and sneered.

"Thieves are bald, you insult me ​​like this, it looks like you are looking for a beating." Seeing him laughing at his life as cheap as grass, the monkey's anger will not hit a single place, and he will smash it with a stick.

When Chen Xuan saw the call coming towards him, he even rolled and crawled to avoid it. Fortunately, the monkey only threatened him to be timid, and didn't really intend to kill him, otherwise how could he escape with his mortal body.

"Monkey, are you stupid? You only listen to my words of mocking and laughing at you, but you can't hear my words of praise and praise." Chen Xuan dodged a stick and said angrily.He looked at the huge pit in front of him, and he was terrified. If he was hit, he would definitely be crushed.

"Oh, how dare you praise me." The monkey put away the stick and said curiously.He wanted to hear what good things this monk who didn't like him usually could say.

"You are hard of hearing, haven't you heard the phrase "Stubborn stones also have feelings"? Mahler Gobi, what a stupid monkey." Chen Xuan cursed, it seemed that the monkey's behavior had really frightened him, so he just focused on venting his anger, It doesn't matter that the monkey bared its teeth and jumped up and down.

"Old grandson is hard of hearing, what do you want?" Hou Zi said viciously, and he also experienced the feeling of pouring cold water on Xing's head. But his complexion turned dark, and he was so angry that he raised his stick and smashed it again.

"boom"

A blow of a stick was another billow of smoke and dust, scaring Chen Xuan again, but the monkey possessed supernatural powers and spells, and did immoral things with all his strength, every time he was only frightened but not hurt, but the innocent people were pitiful for the chaotic rocks and weeds.

Not long after, Chen Xuan, who was running away, also found out that it was tricky. Although the monkey was just playing around and made him embarrassed, he still couldn't help being angry, and the wind from the stick made his face hurt. In the end, he had no choice but to Neng yelled angrily: "How did you become a bodyguard? Are you so unreliable? You're all burned and you still don't come out to escort you."

(End of this chapter)

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