Carry a fountain with you

Chapter 98

Soon after eating, people are easily tired.Pang Xu sat down on the boulder after talking for a while, then stretched out his hand to pull Liu Junhao, and let him sit there too.

Seeing that he was about to take off his shoes, Liu Junhao hurriedly shouted: "You boy won't want to smoke my eel to death again, put on your stinky shoes quickly."

"Damn, I just washed it last night." Pang Xu said that he had already put his pads into the water, "The fish in this water seem to have healing effects. After soaking your feet in this pool last time, It didn't itch for a long time, and then re-infected from wearing old shoes. By the way, what's the name of the fish you speak of?"

"Damn you, soaking in water for a few times will cure athlete's foot? That fish is called meat wheat silk." Liu Junhao denied it, but kept thinking in his heart, could the water in this ditch really cure athlete's foot? effect?
"Comfortable..." Not long after Pang Xu's feet were put into the water, those half-sized meat and wheat shreds gathered in a large group under the water, and they kept biting back and forth on Pang Xu's big feet.

Knowing that this foodie would not listen to his persuasion, Liu Junhao could only smile wryly and let him harm the fish in the ditch.

"Uncle Xiao Hao" was at this moment, but the hairy boy was shouting loudly in the front yard.

"Here, come here," Liu Junhao also responded.

The first one to run into the backyard was the little flower dog, which was almost knee-high now. Seeing Liu Junhao, he immediately jumped onto the rock affectionately and wagged its tail at him.

"This dog is very cute, come here, puppy!" Pang Xu also stretched out his hand and couldn't help teasing.

Unexpectedly, the little flower dog didn't give him face very much, and barked at Pang Xu, stretched out his mouth and already grabbed the corner of his clothes, biting it fiercely with his teeth.

"Get off!" Pang Xu hurriedly pulled his clothes out of its mouth.

The little flower dog barked at him again before jumping off the rock swaggeringly, but it was obviously interested in Pang Xu's sneakers.As soon as he lifted his hind legs, he pissed directly on it.

"Damn, my Adidas skate shoes, 500 yuan!" Pang Xu turned his head and looked, as if stung by a scorpion, he jumped up from the rock and kicked the culprit with his bare feet.

The little flower dog reacted quickly, and tucked its tail directly into the vegetable field.

"Is it so expensive? I went to the street two days ago and saw this kind of shoes on the street, and they only cost more than 30 yuan a pair." Liu Junhao was a little puzzled seeing him holding the dog urine-stained shoes and looking like a concubine. asked.

"What look, I don't know if this is the real thing, authentic Adidas, don't compare it with the copycat version." Pang Xu was filled with righteous indignation when he heard this. He bought this pair of sneakers by saving a few months of food expenses. It's been less than three days since I wore it on my feet.

"You deserve it, boy, who told you to buy such expensive shoes?" Liu Junhao couldn't help laughing a few times.

"You can control my money," Pang Xu replied rather depressed, and then began to complain again, "How fast is 500?"

"Why are you looking for me?" At this time Liu Junhao asked the hairy boy who was also sneering.

"My mother asked me to come over and ask if there are any eggs in your house. We have an old hen at home that has been nesting for the past two days."

As the weather warmed up, those chickens and ducks began to hug each other.Everyone in the village knows that his eggs are big, so people have been coming to look for them these days.

"Yes, how much do you want?" All the folks in the village can help, so Liu Junhao is responsive, anyway, he sells his eggs to anyone.

"I don't know either, my mother just asked me to come and ask." The hairy child scratched his head in embarrassment.

"You brat, don't ask me what you want to say. Let your mother come over early tomorrow to pick up the eggs. Otherwise, if people come to play in two days, I probably won't be able to keep them."

"Well, I'll tell you when I go back at night." Mao Zi also squatted by the water's edge and grabbed the rice field eel.After a while, he suddenly asked again: "Uncle Xiaohao, have you ever seen a cat bigger than a dog?"

"Is there such a big cat? You brat won't watch it from the Internet again, so you should use less Internet in the future." Liu Junhao reprimanded as soon as he heard it.

"It's true. It's on our mountain. I saw it when I went to the mountain with Xiaowazi to pull wild strawberries to eat two days ago. I see it's a waste." The hairy child couldn't help defending.

"Okay, okay, you kid can talk nonsense, and a cat that big is not good enough." Liu Junhao only thought he was talking nonsense. There are indeed many wild cats around Liujiagou, but this thing is very clever. seen.

"Don't tell me, there are really cats that are bigger than dogs. I saw a cat in Russia that weighed more than 30 kilograms from the Internet a few days ago. It looks a bit bigger than Xiaopi. I want to apply for the Guinness Book of Records." Pang Xu also interjected.

"I knew you didn't believe it, so I went back and told my mother that she didn't believe it either." The hairy boy picked up a piece of tile quite depressed, and splashed it on the ditch.

Not to mention, this kid's level is really not good enough, he can hit six or seven floats in such a narrow ditch in a row.

"It's nothing, I'll come too," Pang Xu also buckled a tile from the ground with his bare feet.

But his level smells as bad as his big feet.With just a plop, the tile sank directly to the bottom.Tried several times in a row, the result is the same.But this foodie got interested, so he dragged the kid to teach him.

While he was having fun, the cell phone in Pang Xu's pocket rang. He quickly took it out and saw that he didn't recognize the number, so he immediately booed the two of them: "Don't talk, it might be a call to notify me of an interview."

A few days ago, he cast a wide net, submitted more than 50 resumes on the Internet, and then waited for the notification.I haven't had a single phone call so far, and I didn't expect it to finally come when I was disappointed.

The fur boy also stopped playing and sat on the rock in a well-behaved manner.

"Pang Xu, how are you?" His old mobile phone dropped into the sink while washing clothes and soaked it. This is a counterfeit mobile phone just bought, so the sound is so loud that the two of them can hear the sound clearly from eight feet away. .

"You are?" Pang Xu was a little confused for a moment.

"I'm your old classmate"

"Old classmate, who are you?" Pang Xu suddenly became puzzled, as if he had heard this voice for the first time.

"Student in high school, you can't even listen to me, do you still consider me a friend?" The man seemed very angry.

High school classmates? !Liu Junhao also raised his ears. Pang Xu was in the same class as him in high school, so it stands to reason that he should also know each other.

Both of them were blindfolded, and Pang Xu deliberately covered his phone and made a questioning gesture towards Liu Junhao, but neither of them could remember the voice.

After asking for a long time, the man didn't say his name, only said that he was his old classmate, and finally Pang Xu hung up the phone impatiently.

"Damn, who is it? How did you know your name?" Liu Junhao is still dizzy.

"Wait a minute... I see. It turns out that this is a mobile phone scammer. The recruitment website must have leaked my personal information. See how I deal with him. Grandma's hit the gun." Pang Xu suddenly became excited.

Phone scammer?Liu Junhao also came to his senses, isn't this a typical characteristic of the mobile phone scammers mentioned on the Internet.The other party first defrauded the trust by being an old classmate and old friend, and then began to think of ways to tell stories to cheat money.

After Pang Xu finished speaking, he dialed the number and said, "Sorry, I just remembered, aren't you Luo Zheng from Class [-], the one nicknamed Bald Donkey?"

"Yes, yes, I am Luo Zheng, I haven't seen you for so long, can't you even hear my voice?"

"I'm sorry, bald donkey, my mobile phone signal is not good, so I didn't hear clearly, where are you now?"

"It's still in the old place. When did you come over to play? I'll treat you to dinner."

"You invite me? Pull it down, your family is so poor, is your dad still begging everywhere?"

"Hi..." The person on the phone seemed to be slightly taken aback, and then replied, "Well, it's still the same."

"What about your mother, I heard that she is going to remarry, didn't she take you?"

"Oh... remarried, remarried"

"Then how about yourself, when you were in the dormitory, didn't you often say that your little dick is not erect, and you are going to Korea for sex reassignment surgery, have you had it removed now?"

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The other party did not reply for a long time, and it took half a minute to hang up the phone directly.

Liu Junhao and Maozi couldn't bear it any longer, and each of them covered their stomachs and burst out laughing.

"You boy, you are so fucking wicked"

"I'm wicked, so the liar is wicked. Damn, the applicants didn't recruit, but the liar was recruited instead." Pang Xu also learned this trick from the Internet, and he belongs to learning and selling.

"What are you laughing at? It's so lively?" At this time, Zhang Qian and Xu Xiaoli also came to the backyard together.

After listening to Liu Junhao's narration, both of them also blushed and laughed.

"Xiaoli wants to play in the mountains, let's go pick strawberries and come back and squeeze the juice." After chatting for a while, Zhang Qian looked at Liu Junhao and said.

"Okay, I'm also going to go up the mountain to pick up a Tai Sui to play with." Pang Xu suddenly became interested.

Seeing that they all wanted to go up the mountain to play, Liu Junhao didn't refuse, and turned around to ask Maozi to pick up a slingshot.The last few times he saw pheasants fluttering away from him, he always felt it was a pity. He must bring all the equipment when he goes up the mountain today.

"I don't even have a slingshot. The slingshot was taken away by Mr. Zhang." The brat saw Zhang Qian was watching, and dared not admit anything.Last month he broke two windows in the school with a slingshot, and got a few lumps from his old broom for it.

"How dare you say no, kid. I saw you fishing with a slingshot by the Yantang two days ago. Go and get it. It's not class time, and you teacher Zhang doesn't care." Liu Junhao gave him a reassurance.

"Then... I'll go back and get it. You can't let Teacher Zhang confiscate it." Mao Zi also wanted to play up the mountain. Hearing Liu Junhao's assurance, he ran home quickly and brought two slingshots.

(End of this chapter)