Carry a fountain with you

Chapter 344 You, Silly Bird
The situation didn't seem to be expected. Seeing the scene in front of him, Liu Junhao was a little dazed.The aphids on the twig were not eaten by the ants. On the contrary, they gently picked up the aphids and climbed along the trunk, and finally placed them on the young leaves of the pear tree.This situation is like a nanny looking after a child.

A seven-spotted ladybug probably also sensed the aphid's breath, flapping its small wings and flying over.But as soon as it landed on the branch, several ants crawled over immediately, and then opened their mouths to bite the ladybug.The seven-star ladybug was suddenly attacked, so it had no choice but to spread its wings and fly away.

Damn, what is it that people catch bugs to hinder you, how can you be so domineering, Liu Junhao can't understand the relationship between the three at all.He didn't intend to continue to do research either, he stretched out his hand and crushed the ants who were helping the tyrant to death.

But then more and more ants overturned his cognition. I saw ten or twenty ants quickly crawled towards a pear branch, and then gently bit them with their mouths and sent them to an adjacent young branch.

Sun, Liu Junhao no longer has any illusions about ant exterminators.It's just that he still doesn't know what's going on... In desperation, he had no choice but to withdraw from Shisuo and ask Professor Zhao.The old man has dealt with fruit trees all his life, so he should be very clear about this situation.

"Hehe, you must have not studied the biology books seriously when you were in high school, and you actually wanted to use ants to kill aphids... They are a typical mutualistic symbiotic relationship. Let me tell you, aphids secrete a kind of honeydew when they suck the juice of plants. It contains a lot of sugar. This kind of honeydew is a delicacy for ants. In order to eat honeydew, ants naturally have to protect aphids. When other insects catch aphids, they will run away desperately. Even if the aphids are washed on the ground under heavy rain, ants still They will be taken into caves to hide from the rain, and then sent to plants when the weather is fine... In addition, ants will also build 'pastures' like humans to raise aphids, and then get a lot of honeydew."

After listening to Professor Zhao's explanation, it took Liu Junhao a long time to recover, and he couldn't help exclaiming: "Master, are you talking about ants? Why do I hear that they are smarter than humans?"

"Haven't you heard that saying, creatures are far smarter than people think, don't look at a few small ants, their intelligence is not low."

Liu Junhao originally thought that his stone locks made them strange, but now that he knew the reason, he completely gave up the idea of ​​using ants to catch aphids.Go home, re-enter the stone lock, and lure these guys together with honey again to catch them out.Without them messing around, I believe those ladybugs should be able to wipe out the aphids in no time.

After tossing around like this for a long time, it was almost time to cook, and he began to think about what to cook next.Two days ago, Zhang Qian said that eating beans and eggplants was a bit annoying, and she wanted to eat different varieties.After thinking about it, Liu Junhao soaked two catties of mung beans in spring water. Now the mung beans are two to three centimeters long, and it's time to eat them.

As soon as I grabbed two handfuls of bean sprouts and soaked them, my wife shouted from outside the courtyard: "Liu Junhao, hurry up and help."

"You are..." Liu Junhao walked out of the courtyard quickly, and was a little surprised to see the scene in front of him: his wife came back with half a basket of peaches.Although the peaches were not as big as the ones grown on their own trees, they were bright red and looked very attractive.The leaves on many peaches are still green, obviously they have just been picked.

"Why are you still standing there in a daze? Hurry up and help me get it into the house. Something weighing dozens of catties is exhausting me..."

Hearing her call, Liu Junhao reacted and hurriedly helped his wife get the big basket to the yard.

"Today's temperature is definitely up to 35 degrees." Zhang Qian rushed into the house holding iced watermelon juice "Gudong Gudong" and took a few big gulps before the heat on her face dissipated.

"Where did you get these peaches? It doesn't seem to be on the street today?" Liu Junhao asked his doubts when his wife calmed down.

"Don't mention it, it was given by the parents of the students. In class the day before yesterday, I inadvertently talked about the fact that the peaches on our peach tree cannot be eaten. As a result, some students remembered it in their hearts. When he came home, he said, this is not good When I came to class in the morning, the parents of his family bought half a basket of peaches for me and Aunt Wang. The parent also admitted his death. I pushed him several times to take it back, but he refused. It took a lot of effort, so I accepted it." Zhang Qian's narration was very plain, but there was a smile on her face that couldn't be hidden.

"There are so many peaches, I'm afraid it's worth 30 to [-] yuan." Liu Junhao replied with some hesitation.It's fine to accept a catty or two catties of peaches, that's the students' wishes, but this big basket is a bit too much.

"Don't worry, I've already paid the money. How can a teacher ask for something from a student? Besides, if I accept the peaches for nothing today, there will probably be another student giving me something tomorrow." Zhang Qian saw it clearly.

Before Liu Junhao could do anything, the monkey couldn't wait to wash four peaches.He and his wife each have one, and the remaining two peaches, Wukong, have one in each monkey's paw.This guy is good, he will never treat himself badly!

Don't say, my wife is really not a teacher for nothing.She can be regarded as relatively successful if she can be loved by the students so much.

After eating one peach, Zhang Qian was still a little unsatisfied, so she washed a few more peaches and said that she wanted to squeeze some peach juice, and asked her husband if he wanted it.Liu Junhao ate a few big pears in the morning, but he is not very thirsty now, so he shook his head and said that one peach is enough for him.

The fire had just been lit, and before the oil was poured into the pot, there was an unusually crisp "click" sound in the living room, and then there was a scream from my wife.

"What's wrong?" Liu Junhao hurried into the living room.

The big glass on the ground was smashed to pieces, Zhang Qian put on an innocent face, waved her hands and said guiltily, "I didn't break it, it was Wukong!"

"Zhizhi..." I didn't expect that guy to be very shrewd, and he seemed to understand that the hostess put the blame on himself.It grinned and yelled, pointing its claws at its owner and angrily condemning it, obviously unwilling to take the blame.

"Hehe, Suisui is safe, punish Wukong not to eat at noon." Liu Junhao patted the monkey's head twice and laughed.He naturally understood his wife's careful thinking. When he broke the big porcelain bowl two days ago, Zhang Qian also said that he was clumsy. He never thought that this word would be used on her in less than a week.

The monkey didn't know if he understood, but it was more fun anyway.

While eating, Zhang Qian suddenly mentioned one thing, that is, Pang Xu and his wife plan to come over on Sunday.

"Why do they think they'll come here at this time?" I haven't seen Pang Xu for more than two months, and I really miss this guy.It's just that there is no new year or festival, they don't know what nerves they are getting.Don't quarrel again, Liu Junhao secretly prayed.As long as the couple quarreled, Xu Xiaoli would definitely complain to Zhang Qian, while Pang Xu kept harassing herself on QQ, just like Mrs. Xianglin.

"How do I know? I guess I'm tired from work and want to relax." Zhang Qian was a little uncertain, always feeling that Xu Xiaoli's decision was too sudden.

Fortunately, when the couple came over, their expressions were natural, at least there was no sign of quarreling on their faces, which made Liu Junhao and his wife heave a sigh of relief.

"Let's take a look quickly, we brought a little gadget here." Xu Xiaoli got out of the car, then bent down to pick up a bamboo cage from the seat.

"Slow down, slow down, that thing is too heavy, you rest and I'll come." Pang Xu hurriedly pulled his wife away, and then lifted the bamboo cage out by himself.

This guy is really hypocritical, that bamboo cage is no bigger than a palm, so it can weigh.

"Here, this is for you guys. Do you know me?" He smiled and handed the bamboo cage to Liu Junhao.

Zhang Qian noticed that when Pang Xu spoke, Xu Xiaoli's face flushed obviously.

"This is... the bamboo raccoon, which one you took away earlier?" Liu Junhao asked in surprise.Compared with a few months ago, this little guy in front of him has undergone tremendous changes.The original gray-black shiny fur became dirty and lost any luster, and the plump figure also became skinny, but the two front teeth were more obvious.At first glance, this guy seems to have just come from famine in Africa.

"Well, now it's returned to its original owner. My buddy has taught it to lose weight these days, and it's been a little effective." Pang Xu nodded cheekily.

As soon as Zhang Qian heard that it was a bamboo rat, Zhang Qian rushed to her, but when she saw the little guy, she also showed an incredulous expression: "How did you raise it so thin?" If it wasn't for Pang Xu nodding just now , she couldn't believe it was the previous one, she could tell it was a size smaller just from its size.

"Well, this bamboo rat becomes thinner after being raised." Xu Xiaoli explained embarrassedly.Not only was she very interested in this thing when she first got it back, even Pang Xu slipped to the park from time to time to break some bamboo shoots and branches for feeding.But the little guy's good luck didn't last long. After the novelty period passed, and the couple were busy with work, the care of the two of them was not so timely.The food turned into carrots and bamboo poles, throwing a lot at a time, enough for the bamboo rats to eat for several days.Then the treatment gradually decreased, and the staple food became dry steamed buns and instant noodle scum... The more this guy eats, the more he eats, the more he feels like he is in prison.But it is also a big fortune teller, even so it was not raised to death.

"It can become so thin, it can endorse weight loss advertisements" Liu Junhao joked with a smile.Now he admires Pang Xu and his wife very much. It is really not something ordinary people can do to keep pets smaller and smaller.

"This guy is especially good at eating. The place where we live is not like your courtyard where there is food everywhere, so we often go hungry. I discussed it with Xiaoli, and I might as well feed it to you. Anyway, Liu Junhao has plenty of time." Pang Xu didn't feel guilty at all.

At the beginning, I should have stopped her husband from sending the bamboo rat out.Seeing the pitiful appearance of that little guy, Zhang Qian was very distressed.

After exchanging pleasantries, Liu Junhao took out a big watermelon from the room and cut it open for them to eat.

"We came here to eat watermelon this time." Seeing that the big flower skin melon was not polite at all, Pang Xu snatched a big piece first.Liu Junhao thought he wanted to eat it by himself, but he turned around and stuffed it into his wife's hand.

The two of them looked at each other in blank dismay. Could it be that marriage really affects a person so much?I remember that Pang Xu didn't seem to let Xu Xiaoli go when he was eating.

"Don't tell me, the watermelon you grow is sweet. Compared with this, the one sold in the supermarket is rubbish." While they were in a daze, the man had already grabbed another big piece of glutinous rice.

"Hehe, if you want to eat, take a few more when you leave. Anyway, you have a car, so it should be fine to put seven or eight in the pocket of the pickup." Liu Junhao echoed with a smile.

Several people were eating, and Wukong rushed back from the outside.This guy was not polite, and immediately rushed forward and grabbed a piece of it with his paws.

"Wow... meow..." Immediately after, the starling also flew to the monkey to beg for it.These two birds are not very interested in watermelon pulp, but like to eat melon seeds.

"Hey, this is the starling you mentioned on the phone." When Pang Xu and his wife saw the little starling, their eyes widened immediately, and they moved closer to tease him.

"Come on, say 'Gong Xi Fa Cai'" Pang Xu reached out to grab one of them.

"The fish is hooked!" Mynah replied with a sentence that the donkey's head was not right with the horse's mouth.

"Hello!" Xu Xiaoli also called softly.

"Catch the card fisherman!"

"How did this mynah teach you to say nonsensical things?" Pang Xu tried for a long time, but finally had no choice but to give up.

"Hehe, that's it. Everything is self-taught, and they can't learn it when you really teach it." Liu Junhao replied with a wry smile.Now he has no hope for the two starlings, let them learn to be "talented" by themselves.

"You, silly bird!" Pang Xu sighed and was about to turn around and leave.

"You, silly bird..." Followed by a vivid voice.

"Cough" Pang Xu almost swallowed the watermelon pulp into his lungs.After a while, the man started to brag: "Look, what is the master of training starlings? Let me say something casually. They will learn it immediately. It seems that these two guys are really destined for me."

"Nonsense, if you can teach them to say something again, I can give you these two guys." Liu Junhao said with his lips curled up.

"Is this true?" Pang Xu's eyes began to flicker.

"A gentleman's words are hard to follow." Liu Junhao knew starlings better than him, and the sentence just now should be the same as the previous few times, and he learned it by accident.If he can continue the church, it's evil.

"Wait, let's see how your husband wins the bet." Pang Xu nodded confidently at Xu Xiaoli, then coughed a few times to clear his throat.

"Hello." His voice was very low, and when he heard it suddenly, he always felt like the chief executive who followed the emperor in a braided play in the Qing Dynasty.

"You, silly bird!" The starling's answer was quite creative.

"Haha" Liu Junhao almost laughed.

"Cough...cough..." Pang Xu coughed again and again, and finally blushed and shouted: "Maybe they are not interested in Chinese, they should try English. HELLO!"

"You, silly bird!" Another starling followed suit.

At the end of the lesson, Pang Xu almost fainted from anger, and the two guys kept saying that one sentence over and over again.He didn't take advantage of this advantage, but he suffered so many stupid words for nothing, and he felt wronged when he thought about it.

The four chatted a few more homely words, and Zhang Qian took Xu Xiaoli to the computer to look at the photos.

When his wife entered the room, Pang Xu sighed again: "Hey, I really envy you."

"Stop" Liu Junhao hastily made a stop gesture, "You have to complain and find another place, don't be like Mrs. Xianglin every time you come." He was indeed a little scared, and this kid was obviously ready to find Nian.

"Damn, are you a good buddy? Listen to my complaints about what's wrong. Could it be possible that you don't even bother to watch your buddies suffer in the fire pit." Pang Xu shouted with wide-eyed eyes.

"Okay, okay, tell me, I'll listen." There is a good saying on the Internet, buddies are like that, when you need it, you will be on top.

"What kind of life do you think we lived when we were in high school? Every day, a few buddies sneaked out to surf the Internet, play billiards, or just chip in for a meal."

"That's how you are, I didn't do these things." Liu Junhao hurriedly corrected him.There's something wrong with this guy, he always likes to put the funny things he's done on his head.

"Do you dare to say that you haven't skipped class? You even asked me to take a bath in Baimayan in summer. At that time, you said that you had cramps in your feet, and you were always carried by your buddies on bicycles when you came and went."

"Okay, even if I have done the above things well, what do you want to say?"

"Just to put it bluntly, a few years of college buddies are completely wasted. They majored in computers. After a few years, they don't know anything about professional courses except for proficiency in games. Just graduated and looking for a job. If you don't have Xu Xiaoli in charge , I'm still floating around..." He sighed, his face full of depression.

"Ah" Liu Junhao sighed softly, and did not express any opinion.

"Damn, why do you react so coldly." Pang Xu hummed dissatisfied.

"What reaction do you want me to have? It's your boy who doesn't want to learn. I don't believe that everyone in your school is like this."

"That's right, I forgot that you kid didn't go to college."

"Okay, stop complaining and talk about something else. How is work going?" Liu Junhao saw that he was getting more and more depressed as he talked, so he changed the subject casually.

"Is the job okay? It's neither good nor bad. It's just a lot of pressure. By the way, one thing is a good thing. Xiaoli has a child."

"Really? That's really a good thing." Liu Junhao was overjoyed, and then sighed in his heart: This speed is almost the speed of Shenzhen. Marriage and childbirth are one-stop, without any delay.

"That's why I'm so depressed. I was planning to have a baby two years later like you. But my parents are anxious to have a grandson. Xiaoli's parents also have the same intention. Now I have three big mountains on my head." The house, children, and wife have to be supported. Look at me, I have lost at least ten catties of weight these days. And my hair has turned white when I was young."

"Nonsense, you are hot-blooded, and you had gray hair in high school." Liu Junhao revealed the truth unceremoniously.In the past, I always felt that this person was heartless, but now that he stepped into the society, he gave birth to so many emotions.

"How about my children recognizing you as a godfather?" Pang Xu suddenly asked again.

"Hehe, okay." Liu Junhao agreed without hesitation.He had previously discussed with Zhang Qian that he would be his godfather when he had a child, but he didn't expect that the two had very similar ideas.

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This chapter is a big chapter with [-] words. Because the plot is coherent, it will not be separated.

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