Carry a fountain with you

Chapter 301
"Uncle Guangju, what kind of fossils are these? They are everywhere in our village. It's so common. Isn't it just a fool when I post it like this?" Liu Junhao replied dumbfounded, and he also felt that this thing has no publicity value.The main reason is that it is too small to look good. To those who don't know it, it is simply a small stone egg.

"How can it be considered a fool, isn't this a fossil? Just now experts said that it has a history of hundreds of millions of years, which is earlier than the history of monkeys turning into humans." Liu Guangju recognized this.

"Alright then," Liu Junhao could only nod in agreement at last.

"Xiaohao, I was also included in the writing, saying that I was the first discoverer of fossils." Er Mazi followed up. He wanted to use the article to promote his farmhouse.

"You discovered it, not other experts?" Liu Guangju heard the meaning behind his words.

"Hey, if you say that the eyes of experts are poisonous, they are the same as detectors. When you pass by my house, you look through your eyes and immediately point out that there are fossils there."

Liu Junhao posted the news of the discovery of fossils in the village to the forum, which immediately caused a sensation.However, after looking at the photos, most people were confused, and felt that this thing looked a little too ordinary, and it was very different from what everyone imagined.

On the contrary, Zhang Qian was very excited when she heard that the fossil was found in the village when she came home. She deliberately put the dark thing in a shop window, saying it was a collectible.

The next morning, Mr. Wang asked him to go up the mountain to pick up rocks early.

Liu Junhao shook his head and said he didn't want to go.He is extremely sober now, and it is definitely a laborious task to carry the stone down from the mountain. It is likely that the old man intends to use him as a coolie.

"You brat, you have nothing to do at home all day long, and you're not afraid of something going wrong. Didn't you hear someone say that life lies in exercise. I'm so old and I want to find something to do. Would you mind sitting in the yard?" Liu Lao Wang has learned the Jiagou dialect so well that he can even use the word "bear child".

"Uncle Wang, what do you think you're going to spend so much money on? Just put the glazed bricks in the water and it won't be over. What's the need for a rockery?"

"The rockery is all piled up by people. Today you follow me up the mountain to find some rocks. The rockery you pile up later will be absolutely beautiful."

"You always put it lightly, the key is how to get the big rock down the mountain?" Liu Junhao is extremely sober now, after all, he just doesn't want to go.

"Push the cart, let's walk along the mountain stream. The stones in that place have been washed by the water and have a strange shape. I have been looking forward to it for a long time, but I haven't had time to do it."

With the old man's words, he knew that this strong man would not be able to escape at all.

No way, life is like that, since you can't refuse, then enjoy it.At first, Liu Junhao thought about pushing the cart down the mountain, but after thinking about it, he decided to send Chitu out.In case the old man gets a stone of seven or eight hundred catties later, it will save a little effort with the help of Chitu.

In Liujiagou in May, the sea of ​​flowers and green are the eternal themes.

It's not bad to wander up the mountain in this season, but Liu Junhao always feels that his mind is not normal when carrying stones.

Mr. Wang was in a good mood. He picked and picked all the way along the mountain stream, looking for those strangely shaped stones.

"This stone is like a turtle, and it fits perfectly under the glazed tiles"

"The one looks like an eagle... and the one next to it stands up like a monkey..."

Those stones exuded vitality in the old man's mouth, Liu Junhao saw that he had no intention of stopping, so he hurriedly shouted: "Uncle Wang, the car can't fit."

Only then did the old king stop. When he turned around and was about to leave, he suddenly saw a pine tree next to the mountain stream: "This pine tree is not bad, you don't think it looks like a dragon at all. These two branches are dragons. Claw... Let's dig it out from the cracks in the rocks and plant it next to the rockery later."

"No, old man, are you sure you don't have a fever?" Liu Junhao looked at him in surprise.

"Stay firm on the green hills and not relax, the roots are originally in the broken rocks." This poem is perfect to describe pine trees.Pine trees are extremely difficult to grow, especially between rock crevices.People in Liujiagou often say that a pine tree is "three feet tall and one foot deep. It is three feet tall and grows for a hundred years." Even though this pine tree is only as tall as a person, it should be 30 to [-] years old.It will definitely take a lot of effort to transplant the roots, and it may take a long time to get it off.

"You have a fever or I have a fever. What do you need such a long root for? Just dig out the main root." Mr. Wang turned the rake upside down.

"That didn't bring tools." Liu Junhao said that he dared not agree with his crazy behavior.

When the stone was transported home, Pharaoh didn't rest at all, and directly pulled Liu Junhao to build a rockery.

Not to mention that Lao Wang's vision is really decent, originally the glazed bricks looked a little dazzling alone, but when they were piled up with those big stones, they showed an aura.It gives people an artistic conception of "the meeting will be at the top, and the mountains and small mountains will be seen at a glance".

"Not bad, not bad." Liu Junqi happened to come over to buy eels when the rockery was piled up. When he saw the rockery, he immediately praised it.

"There are still some shortcomings. We should plant some moss on the glazed bricks, so that it will be more artistic." Mr. Wang is quite dissatisfied with his works.

Zhang Qian came back from school, looked at the rockery for a long time, and finally said: "Husband, I found that our house is more and more like a park."

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It's not even in June yet, and the weather has already started to get hot and dry.Liu Junhao stayed in the sun to warm up after breakfast, and within an hour, his head was dizzy from the sun. He had no choice but to move the recliner under the neem tree, and lie on his back there to sleep late.

The monkey saw his master's virtue, and followed suit in a decent manner, with his tail still swaying far away and beating the time.

"Honey, help me bring out my teacup." Liu Junhao was really too lazy to move, so he ordered Zhang Qian at the top of his voice.

"You take it yourself, I'm playing Lianliankan, I'm busy," a sentence floated out of the room.

Playing games is also so righteous, it seems that the husband is really weak.

"Wukong, go into the house and get a water glass." Liu Junhao gently pushed the monkey.You can't control your wife, you can only target the monkey.

"Zhizhi..." The monkey didn't want to move, so it answered twice dryly.

This guy, it's so difficult to make it do something, not even half as good as Xiaopi.Macular skin is a veritable old scalper, who can do whatever he is asked to do, and has absolutely no complaints.Monkeys are different, they are a typical example of stealing, raping and playing tricks, and they must complain for a long time when they do something.Liu Junhao pushed hard and pushed the guy off the recliner.

"Zhizhi..." The monkey was very angry when he was disturbed while sleeping, but because of the coercion of the master, it could only run to the main room to fetch a water glass.

Holding the water cup in my arms, I drank a sip of honey tea, which felt very comfortable.

To enjoy the warmth in winter and the coolness in summer, Liu Junhao's yard can be regarded as a treasure.The watermelon flowers in the backyard are blooming vigorously, and the breeze blows, and the fragrance of flowers bursts into the nostrils.The front yard is lined with green trees, such as poplars, neem trees, jujube trees, etc., which completely isolate the dryness and heat.

Liu Junhao lay there comfortably, feeling extremely refreshed.

As soon as I turned my head, I saw the heavy pears on the pear tree.The old people often say that "the tree is moved to die, and the person is moved to live". I thought that the pear tree had just been moved, and even if it hadn't dried up, it would not bear fruit this year. Bring a pear the size of an egg. Judging from the situation, it is estimated that it will not be too small when it is ripe.

The same is true for the vines. The flowers have just withered for a few days, and now bunches of green grapes have quietly appeared on the branches.When I first bought the vines, the seller said that the grapes are high-yield and can yield hundreds of catties a year.Zhang Qian has already made a plan. After picking the grapes, one third will be kept for eating, one third will be juiced, and the rest will be dried as raisins.

The fruit trees in the yard are expected to bear fruit this year, Liu Junhao turned his head to observe carefully with relief.When he saw the two peach trees by the pool, he became depressed.

The peach is not too small, and it is bigger than a duck egg before it turns red.But the key problem is that the peach pit of this thing is surprisingly large, accounting for more than half of the volume of the peach.If it continues like this, it is estimated that even if it is ripe, it will not eat much pulp.

This year is so good, and when the next spring comes, I still need to change the peach tree seedlings.

Zhang Qian sat in front of the computer and clicked the mouse quickly. Seeing that she was the first in this round, she suddenly heard a few hens crowing behind her.

"Clack...clack..." The voice was very clear, and she hurriedly stood up from her seat, turning her head to drive the hen out.But after staring for a long time, he didn't even see a hen feather.Looking back at the screen again, I have become the second.

Zhang Qian angrily restarted the click, and just halfway through, the rooster crowed again.When I searched again, the crowing quickly disappeared again.

This time she was completely exhausted with the hen, she stopped playing the game, and stared directly at the house.

Heard perfectly, the hen hid under the couch.But when she looked under the sofa, she found that there was nothing there.

"Husband, our hen ran into the house, find it out quickly, and don't let it shit in the house." Zhang Qian couldn't find it, so she could only ask for help in a hurry.

It is not good to say that raising poultry in rural areas is not good. If you are not careful, those chickens and ducks will slip into the house to catch food.It's quite annoying to stay in the house when you're full.It's better to have Xiaopi guarding the door of Liu Junhao's house. As long as those chickens and ducks approach, they will be driven away immediately.After a long time, Doudou and He Houzi also joined the driving force, completely cutting off the thoughts of chickens and ducks.

As soon as Liu Junhao heard his wife's call, he rushed in with a broom: "Where is it?"

"I heard the sound was under the sofa. I looked for it just now but didn't find it." Zhang Qian patted the ashes on her knees and replied a little depressed.

"Can you hide under the sofa?" Liu Junhao also squatted down and looked towards the bottom of the sofa with his head half sideways.It's dark inside, it doesn't look like it can hide the old hen, the wife is not the servant's place.

"I can't lie to you, I heard it clearly just now. If you wait in the room for a while, it will definitely still bark."

Neither of them spoke, they just stood in the room in a daze.

"Cackling..." Suddenly, a crisp cry came from under the sofa.Listening to the sound, it should be the hen just finished laying eggs.

Liu Junhao squatted suddenly, trying to catch this guy out.

Huh... no?He also encountered his wife's previous confusion.There was nothing under the sofa, no matter how you looked at it, it didn't look like there was a hen hiding.

Damn it, I just heard a rooster crowing.

"Go and get the lantern," Liu Junhao turned to Zhang Qian and ordered.

The portable lamp didn't work, and there was no movement inside, but when he turned his head, he saw the little starling slipping away from the door.This guy was raised by Wukong, and he has grown to half-grown now, running around in the yard every day.

"Maybe the voice just now was called by my mynah." Since he couldn't find the culprit, Liu Junhao could only speculate boldly.I remember seeing it on the Internet. It seems that some starlings can not only learn how a rooster crows and a hen lay eggs after being trained, but also talk cutely and make people happy.

"Brother...that voice just now was obviously a hen. You mean mynah learned how to crow like a chicken, really? Why didn't I know, why didn't you tell me earlier?" Zhang Qian was immediately excited when she heard that little mynah has this ability posed a series of questions.

Khan... I just said it might be good or not, after all, I didn't see it with my own eyes just now, so everything is still speculation.

I saw the little starling slipping out of the door just now, but it doesn't mean that the sound just now was from it. Maybe when the two of them lifted the sofa just now, the hen also ran out of the house.

The mynah mentioned on the Internet seems to be of the same species as the two at home. I think I have never seen mynah imitate the calls of other birds.

Besides, the voice is quite loud, can the myna's lung capacity make such a loud voice?
Zhang Qian didn't care so much, she ran to the monkey's nest excitedly and caught the two little starlings out.

"Eat, eat quickly, let me hear you like a hen crowing twice after eating..." She squeezed a few small grasshoppers from the canning jar, and put them in her hands to tempt the two little ones.

Liu Junhao is sweating profusely, his wife is coaxing the children, can my starling understand?

"Bang bang..." In less than 3 minutes, the two little ones ate up all the food in her hands.After eating and drinking enough, they stretched their wings a few times, then walked slowly to the nest to rest...without any desire to show.

"Call me quickly..." Zhang Qian hummed angrily.

"Puchi" Liu Junhao saw his wife's attitude, and couldn't help but spit out the tea in his mouth: "Can they understand you when you speak like this? You should use the mimicry method to teach this kind of small animal. I didn't care about those Qingzhuang. Church yet?"

It should be said that Liu Junhao worked hard to let the first generation of Qingzhuang learn to fly. When he was free, he fluttered his arms to simulate the flight of birds.Of course, it didn't work at all in the end. He said that purely to put gold on his face.

"Also..." Zhang Qian felt that this method might be effective, so she imitated the tone of a hen, waving her little hands while learning.

Teacher Wang happened to come over to dry things. Seeing the appearance of the couple, he couldn't help standing at the door and laughing.

"Ah...Aunt Wang, you are here." Zhang Qian turned her head quickly when she heard a voice behind her.

"It's not that I picked up half a frame of tea tree on the river beach yesterday. I steamed it with water in the morning and prepared to dry it. You two are really interesting. You have nothing to do when you have nothing to do..."

"No, Liu Junhao asked me to learn it," Zhang Qian stopped in the middle of her sentence. It sounded like she was saying that she was stupid, and if you asked you to learn it, you would learn it.She glared at her husband bitterly, thinking that it was he who made herself a fool of herself, and she must clean it up later.

"Let me help you get Cha Shuo upstairs." Seeing his wife's expression was wrong, Liu Junhao ran away immediately.

After lunch, Zhang Qian tried a few times unwillingly, but the two starlings refused to understand.

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It's finally [-] chapters, congratulate yourself, ha ha.

(End of this chapter)