Carry a fountain with you

Chapter 293
"Monkeys will also be angry with you. You are so imaginative, you can write fairy tales directly." Liu Junhao thought his wife's words were very funny.He knows his own Wukong, that guy will never hide in a corner and sulk alone.If it is really angry, it will definitely jump up and down around its owner, screaming again and again.

After all, Zhang Qian's parents were old people, and they were already tired after walking around the mountain for a long time in the afternoon, so they went upstairs to sleep not long after dinner.On the contrary, the two little guys were still extremely excited, and ran outside to play hide-and-seek with Haoyu Tongtong.It was rare for the children to play so happily, and several adults did not stop them, but just told them to be careful.

After a while, the chickens and ducks in the yard started to scream, and then there was a excited voice: "I found it, I found it, my brother is in the chicken coop."

This guy...couldn't be picking skins in Xuezhou, right?Several people in the room burst into laughter.

Speaking of hide-and-seek, they have all done it when they were children, and now it is a lot of fun to watch the children play as a bystander.Zhang Hongbin even talked about the funny things about his sister when he was a child.It is said that once Zhang Qian just hid it, he asked loudly: "Is it hidden?"

As a result, my younger sister said stupidly: "It's hidden, come and find it!" This answer didn't matter, the hiding place was immediately exposed, and people followed the voice to find out.

"Who told you to be foolish?" Now mentioning it, Zhang Qian still feels quite depressed.

In fact, this kind of thing often happens when playing hide-and-seek, and there is another kind of bluffing.Everywhere I went, I shouted loudly: "I saw you, come out!" Some people really thought they had found themselves and ran out on purpose.

The little guys became more and more excited as they played. Seeing that it was eleven o'clock, they didn't feel like going to bed yet.Zhang Qian's sister-in-law couldn't wait any longer, so she went out and dragged the two back.

"Look at your heads, where did you hide just now, you got so much dust, and your clothes?" They had only been out for less than three hours, and they were all covered in gray mice.

Although the two guys were reprimanded, they were like normal people, exchanging their hide-and-seek experiences with great interest.

There are guests at home, so naturally I can't sleep in anymore.As soon as it was [-]:[-], he and Zhang Qian got dressed and got up.

They didn't know that when they opened the door, they found out that they got up late enough, and Mama Zhang was already busy in the kitchen.Zhang Qian was quite embarrassed, so she hurried over to help after washing her face.Liu Junhao saw the old man watching around the flower pond, so he also moved over.

"Is it because people are prone to hallucinations when they are old, why do I always hear a bird singing over the chicken coop?" Dad Zhang asked suspiciously.He went to look for it several times just now, but he couldn't find where the bird was.But when he left, he could hear a faint cry again.

"Birds...I heard it too." Liu Junhao listened with his ears sideways for half a minute, and heard a sound coming from the direction of the chicken coop.

He searched along the chicken coop, but there was nothing inside, only two white eggs.

Could it be that he was hallucinating too?Liu Junhao stopped and stood quietly in front of the chicken coop. Within 2 minutes, the bird's cry came again, "chacha...chacha..." It seemed to be the call of mynah.

He walked on tiptoe following the sound, and when he got to the monkey's nest, he was stunned. The sound actually came from the monkey's nest.

Liu Junhao squatted down and put his head into the monkey's nest, and found a bird's nest the size of a bowl inside. Inside the bird's nest, there were two young starlings who had just hatched.

"Found it?" Seeing him take out a bird's nest from the monkey's nest, Zhang's father also came over.

"Well, it's a mynah nest," Liu Junhao nodded and replied.

"Mynah sits in the bird's nest where the monkeys live, can they coexist peacefully?" the old man asked curiously.

Khan, how is that possible? Monkeys specialize in eating birds.

However, Liu Junhao couldn't make sense of this weird scene. The bird's nest didn't appear out of thin air, it was naturally picked by his own monkey from the tree.But the guy caught the birds and didn't eat them, but put them in his nest.Could it be that Wukong really changed his nature, ready to put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately?

"Husband, where did you find the bird's nest?" Zhang Qian originally wanted to help in the kitchen, but she was pushed out by Zhang's mother three times, but when she turned her head, she saw Liu Junhao holding a bird's nest and looking at it. Woolen cloth.

"I found this in our Wukong's nest. I don't know when this guy picked it up secretly,"

"Where's Goku?"

When the monkey was mentioned, they remembered that this guy hadn't been in the yard so early in the morning.

As he was talking, he saw Wukong running into the yard with a canned bottle in his hands. The guy saw the bird's nest in Liu Junhao's hand, immediately threw the canned bottle away and squeaked and jumped over.

"Give it the bird's nest and see what it wants to do?" Everyone was puzzled, not knowing which play this guy was singing.

Wukong took the bird's nest and immediately sent it into the depths of his monkey's nest. Then he picked up the canning bottle, pinched a grasshopper out of his paws, and sent it to the little mynah's mouth.

No way, the monkeys are also planning to raise birds, and only then did a few people understand.No wonder this guy ran out early in the morning, feeling that he was going outside to catch grasshoppers.Looking at it like that, Liu Junhao can also guess a little bit, it must be yesterday afternoon that his wife refused to let him feed the young swallows, and took over the monkeys to be self-reliant.

Dad Zhang fainted completely, he really couldn't think of anything else this monkey wouldn't do.

"It's better for Wukong to send the bird back, and let it raise it to death." Zhang Qian stretched out her hand to grab the bird's nest as she said.But that guy was very clever. When he saw his master coming, he immediately picked up the bird's nest and ran away.Three times, five times and two times, he has already reached halfway up the jujube tree.

"Wukong, come down, come down and give you dates!" Liu Junhao could only be tempted by delicious food.To be honest, he didn't think that Wukong could raise anything famous.

"Zhizhi..." The monkey turned his head to look, and found that the owner's hand was empty, and he didn't say anything.

There was no other way, so Zhang Qian had to go back to the house and grab a handful of red dates.There are not many red dates left at home, they only eat it once in a while.

Seeing the red jujube, Wukong immediately scratched his ears and cheeks on the tree.For it, the temptation of this date is simply fatal.

Finally, the guy slid a little way down the tree.When the three of them thought it was successful, it made a moth, stretched out its claws and placed the bird's nest on the branch of the tree, and then jumped down from the tree to ask Zhang Qian for jujubes.

"This guy is getting better and better." Liu Junhao sighed dumbfoundingly.

No matter how hard they tried, Wukong just hid in the tree and couldn't come down. The last three also temporarily gave up the idea of ​​returning the bird's nest to its original owner.

After the three left, the monkey secretly put the bird's nest back into its old nest.

Xiao Zeyu and his brother were lying on the bed and didn't want to get up. When they heard that the monkey had caught a nest of little starlings, they immediately put on their clothes and went downstairs to check.It's a pity that Wukong was very vigilant this time, so he stood guard at the door. If anyone tried to get close, he would grin his teeth and threaten.

The two little fellows were helpless to lure them with snacks, but after eating the snacks, the monkey didn't have the consciousness to eat other people's short mouths at all, so they still wouldn't let them see.

Today is the second day of the fishing competition. After breakfast, everyone wants to have a look at Dayan Pond.Monkey used to be a rambunctious character, but now when he sees everyone going out, he immediately squeaks and tries to keep up.But thinking of the bird's nest around it, it stayed again.

Yesterday, the biggest fish the tourists caught weighed eight catties. The fish was bought as soon as it landed.Today, another record was broken. An old man caught a catfish weighing more than ten catties. It took three helpers more than half an hour to pull the catfish to the shore.

"Grandpa, I bought this catfish for 200 yuan." After weighing it, someone immediately came forward to speak.

"Not for sale," the old man shook his head and replied.

"300 yuan" comes to increase the price, it seems that it is determined to win.

"If you pay me 1000 yuan, you won't sell it. It's not easy for the fish to grow so big. I'm going to release it."

The onlookers of "Release Life" were all stunned, they didn't expect this old man to have such a high realm.

After the catfish was put into the water, it vortexed on the surface of the water and quickly disappeared in front of everyone.

At 11:30, the results of the competition came out, and No.1 caught more than 30 catties of fish.

In the afternoon, the ditch in front of Liu Junhao's gate became lively again, and tourists came to feed the waterfowl with their fishing results.All of a sudden, the whole ditch was full of noise, and Qingzhuang, egrets, cormorants, kingfishers, and wild ducks crowded around in front of them.They seem to be stretching their necks waiting to be fed one by one, and even more boldly put their heads directly into the bucket.

"This bird is too courageous. It's not afraid of people at all. If someone wants to catch it later, wouldn't it be too easy? As long as you get some small fish, you can catch them all in one go." Hearing this voice, he knew it must be the first bird. Tourists to Liujiagou for the first time.

"Why don't you call it a bird's paradise? You can't see this scene anywhere else, and you'll get used to it after a few times." His companion explained enthusiastically, "As for catching birds, it's best for ordinary people not to think about it. Have you seen those green farms with red ribbons on their legs? They are domesticated, and they are bigger than normal. Although they are very docile now, they are crazy. As long as you catch a bird, they will immediately attack it. Even want to When catching fish in this ditch, you have to weigh it. These guys have a very strong sense of territory, and they regard this ditch as their territory."

"Isn't it, they are so highly organized?" The person who spoke earlier was quite disbelieving.

"Why don't you try, birds that live in groups are generally very organized."

"Forget it, don't try it, I can't even hide from the swarm of swarms." The buddy finally gave up the idea of ​​trying.After all, I came here to play, not looking for abuse.

After visiting the waterfowl, many new tourists, led by their companions, went to Liu Junhao's yard to watch the big fire.Wukong is usually the most active at this time, and he will definitely step up to take photos with tourists, and then ask them for food.But today this guy was an exception, guarding in front of the monkey's den, looking at the visitor very vigilantly.Even so, some children still ran over to feed it.

The monkey never refused to come, but if he wanted it to leave the monkey's den, this guy would not say anything, and it was harder to invite it than Zhuge Liang.

For the arrival of tourists, Liu Junhao naturally welcomed them and moved out all the chairs in the room.These are potential customers, and of course entertain them well.In fact, after seeing the eels in the backyard, most tourists are tempted to buy two catties to try something new.

On the afternoon of the third day, many tourists set foot on their way home, and sales of rice field eels at Liu Junhao’s home also started to boom.However, many people wanted to buy local eggs when they left, but he refused them all.Liu Guangju had told him about the eggs earlier, and they were all reserved for the chicken farm run by the village.Eggs cannot be bought, and people turn their attention to wild duck eggs.

The number of wild ducks in his family is getting bigger and bigger, and some bold wild ducks join them every now and then.However, these newly added wild ducks are quite thieves, and they don’t lay eggs in the duck house at all, but sneak under the reed stacks, in the kitchen piles of grass and trees, and even in the stairwell at night.

After they laid their eggs, they deliberately caught some weeds to cover them.

No matter how cunning they are, they can't beat Xiaopi's nose. That guy has a clear eye, and he can find the hiding place of eggs just by smelling them in the yard.

Now that group of ducks produces forty or fifty duck eggs a day, and these days, they have accumulated hundreds of eggs. Originally, Liu Junhao thought that they would not be able to sell them all, and asked Mama Zhang to take them back to pickle them when she left.Who knew that the hot scene was beyond his imagination, thirty for you, fifty for me, and half a day's work, the wild duck eggs sold for seven or eighty-eight.

On the second day, Liu Junhao had to take measures to limit the purchase of [-] pieces per person.In this way, there are still many people who did not buy it when they left.

In the past, it was enough for people to eat well. Now that the living standard is getting higher and higher, people pay more attention to healthy diet.Although the wild ducks in his family are also artificially raised, they usually adopt a free-range model and do not feed them. The duck eggs are actually no different from those produced by wild ducks.More importantly, it doesn't taste fishy at all, which is very suitable for people's taste.

Therefore, Liu Junhao pondered for a long time, and felt that it was expected that the duck egg was so popular.

For a few days, the four little guys were so happy to play here that they didn't want to go back to class at all.Xiao Zeyu was the most outrageous, and even wanted to transfer to Liujiagou Primary School.However, this guy's wish was not fulfilled, and he was finally dragged and dragged into the car by his father.On the night before Zhang's mother left, she deliberately called Liu Junhao and her daughter to her to explain, and what she said was nothing more than about the child.The two of them are now immune to this topic, and they have reached a consensus in private.Therefore, he didn't pick up Zhang Ma's words at all, but just nodded vigorously.

"Then it's settled. On Sunday, you and Zhang Qian will go to the hospital for an examination to see if there is anything wrong."

"Wait, what are you talking about, check?" The two of them finally heard clearly what Zhang Ma said just now.Emotional Mama Zhang was asking them if there was something wrong with their bodies just now... The two looked at each other, feeling very embarrassed.

They finally let the old lady into the car, and they breathed a sigh of relief.Zhang Qian was even more emotional: "My mother calls and reminds me every now and then, and now I am ready to have a child to deal with it. Two grandchildren are not enough for her to worry about. She has to see her grandson."

"Old people usually have nothing to do when they are idle, and they like to coax their children to have fun." Liu Junhao also nodded.

To say that they are really not that old, it is just right to have children two years later, and people have more children after they are 30 years old.

(End of this chapter)