Carry a fountain with you

Chapter 25
Seeing that in the blink of an eye, all the cradles flew away, Liu Junhao could only be stunned for a while, then turned and left helplessly, and just ate it, anyway, these small loaches he raised were not going to be sold for money.

On the contrary, Professor Zhao couldn't help sneering when he saw him eating the turtle, as if he had won a game of chess.

But things were far from what Liu Junhao imagined. The group of waterfowls intensified in the next few days, and the number expanded from the original dozen to fifty or sixty. What made him even more depressed was that he didn't know how the waterfowls communicated. No, even the green piles of water ducks fell in the yard of his house one after another.

This group of birds is clever, every time Liu Junhao goes to the backyard to chase them away, they all fly away, but as soon as he arrives in the front yard, the waterfowls fly back again, even the little pike doesn't work.The yard was used as a grain storehouse when eating big pot rice, and several wheat fields for drying grain were built in the yard, so the yard is large enough to give the group of waterfowls room to maneuver, and Xiaopi often runs to the east, where A group of waterfowl hula-la landed in the west, caught a few small fish and flew away.

It would be fine if they came once a day, but this group of water birds seemed to regard his house as a free hotel, and they came several times a day, and there was an increasing trend.

It's right to think about it, the eels and loaches in this ditch are densely packed, and the water birds can eat their fill without any effort, so why don't they come?

On the contrary, Professor Zhao kept praising this group of waterfowls for their intelligence, and fully comprehended the essence of the leader's guerrilla warfare. They used the sixteen-character policy of "When the enemy advances, we retreat; when the enemy is stationed, we harass; when the enemy is tired, we attack; Especially proficient.

At the beginning, Liu Junhao didn’t care, it was just a few waterfowls, how much they could eat, but seeing more and more waterfowls, he couldn’t sit still, no matter how many eels he had in this way, they would not be enough for them to eat , especially those half-sized eel seedlings, the green piles are easy to eat, and you can catch one almost when you fly down, and you can lose a few catties in a day.

"Grandma, it's lawless, let's see how I can deal with you..." Liu Junhao was naturally very depressed seeing his fruits of labor being destroyed by these water birds. He knew that if he didn't scare them away, he might lose most of the fish he raised in the future.

If the tiger doesn't show his power, you will treat me as a sick cat. He fiddled with a bicycle chain from the house, and then removed the chains one by one. He was going to make a chain ring gun.

This is a toy I used to play with when I was a child. At that time, who had a chain ring gun, fastened to the waist, and walked sideways when walking in school, not to mention how majestic it is. At this time, those classmates looked at it enviously. , treat the guy with the chain ring gun like a petty leader.

Liu Junhao also made one. I remember that in order to make the chain ring gun, he followed old man Liu to the town to go to the market every time. Of course, he was not selling thirteen incense sticks, but went to someone’s bicycle repair shop to help. , the purpose is to get a few bicycle chains.

But this chain ring gun doesn't have a long lifespan. He was taken away by the math teacher after just two months of playing.

Although he hasn't made this stuff for a few years, he can still remember the specific process, and it looks decent now.

Make a gun handle with wire, make a bolt and trigger to fix the chain on the gun frame, then install the bolt, and finally get a rubber band, and a chain ring gun is ready.

He got a box of matches enthusiastically, "loaded" the red yarn on the head of the match, and then raised his hand and shot at the poplar.

No sound?Liu Junhao was taken aback, and checked it carefully. It seemed that there were no missing parts. Could it be that the matches were a little damp?
But the match head is very dry, and it will be finished when you pinch it with your hands. After trying several times in a row, the chain ring gun did not fire, which made him puzzled. Finally, Professor Zhao pointed out the reason with a smile. It turns out that the current matches are all safety matches, and they will not strike at all.

If matches don't work, then use gunpowder, because of this he went to the town to buy a bunch of firecrackers, and then dug out a bullet casing in the village to put it on the chain.

Put some gunpowder into the bullet case, add some iron sand, and shoot at the poplar tree.Although he was already prepared to stuff the cotton, the sound still made his ears numb. He didn't expect it to be so powerful.

The next step was to wait at the spot. Liu Junhao wrapped up his raincoat early and lay under the tree. Watching the waterfowls approaching again, he immediately moved the trigger. A loud noise scared the waterfowls out of their wits and flew away.On the contrary, two unlucky water rail chickens hit the iron sand and kept flapping their wings on the ground. Unfortunately, they had already been hit by the iron sand and could no longer fly.At this time, Xiaopi quickly rushed up and caught them.

In this way, a new variety of meat has been added to the dinner table for the two of them. The braised water cradle chicken tastes quite delicious. Even Professor Zhao, who always said that the water cradle chicken is a protected animal, was full of praise, and even took the initiative to use a chain ring gun Hit twice.

It's a pity that the good times didn't last long. The group of water birds also knew that Liu Junhao's yard was very dangerous. After being hunted and killed several times, they never came to the yard again, and the happy life of the two ended here.

When the weather was hot, Liu Laosan came to the door with a matchmaker, saying that he wanted to find a wife for Liu Junhao.

At the beginning, Liu Junhao repeatedly declined, saying that he was still young, but Liu Laosan and the matchmaker kept persuading him, saying that he was half a year old, and some children of young people as old as him could walk. It is not easy to find a wife for an older young man.

In the end, Professor Zhao also persuaded him from the sidelines, which made him nod his head in agreement.

The meeting place was at a restaurant in the town. Liu Junhao got up early, washed his face, brushed his teeth and hair, and cleaned himself up.Because the first meeting is always accompanied by elders, old man Liu died early, so he has no elders, so he had to let Professor Zhao pretend.

The matchmaker had already introduced the situation of the other party. She was the same age as Liu Junhao. She was good-looking, with a melon face and a big butt. She looked like a fertile woman. The matchmaker also emphasized that the woman was a lucky person.

Originally, Liu Junhao was quite looking forward to this meeting, but who knew that he would scold the eighteenth generation of the matchmaker's ancestor all over the place as soon as they met: melon seed face?Watermelon seeds!

Big butt, can you give birth?The butt is indeed big, but the frame is also big. Liu Junhao is so strong and only weighs 150 catties, and the girl is estimated to be [-] catties.

No wonder the matchmaker repeatedly emphasized that the woman is a lucky person. Can she be unlucky if she is so fat?

The result of this blind date was that he didn't stay in the hotel for half an hour and hurriedly dragged Professor Zhao out. Who knew that when he arrived at the village, he saw Liu Laosan staring at the gate of his house.

"Xiaohao, how is the date? That girl is still in her liking, she's so fresh... Hey, don't go so fast, I haven't finished talking yet. What's wrong with him?" Liu Laosan was a little puzzled Looking at Professor Zhao following behind, Professor Zhao giggled and led Liu Laosan into the yard.

"I said third uncle, are you old and dizzy? Where did you see that the girl has a melon-shaped face?" Liu Junhao gave him an angry look.

"This...fat is a little fatter, but fat people are blessed, not to mention having such a big buttocks and being able to bear children. If you marry back home, you are guaranteed to have a fat boy next year." Liu Laosan was plausible.

"Third uncle, if you talk about this again, I'm going to see off the guests."

"Don't, don't, your third uncle, can I not eat your few catties of pork?" Daqingshan's rules, once the matchmaker is matched, you have to cut a few catties of pork for the matchmaker, "Your third uncle, I have other thing……"

Liu Laosan saw that he was about to bombard him, so he hurriedly told the story: "Xiaohao, our village has changed a lot this year. Since these people from the city came, the days are getting better and better. Your third uncle and I I can see it clearly. I’m afraid it’s not enough to just plant the land and plan food in the soil. I’m thinking about raising more rice field eels, do you think it’s okay? This can be regarded as a cash crop, and it can also earn a few more living money in my hand. .”

Rural people accept new things very quickly. Under the influence of foreign tourists, their concepts have changed one after another, and even new terms have appeared in their mouths. Although this economic crop is not used properly, it is still A welcome change.

"Third Uncle, it's not that I don't want to help, you can also see clearly, that's how I raise my eels, there's really no secret, if you have any questions, you can ask Uncle Zhao, he is an expert from the provincial capital." He was afraid of being asked by the villagers these days. As soon as he arrived in the village, he was chased and asked about his experience in raising rice field eels. He was asked to see if there was any problem with rice field eels, and even people from nearby villages came to ask for advice. Treat it like an aquatic expert.

This made Liu Junhao quite helpless. He knew how deep his water was. Without that peculiar stone lock, he would be nothing.

(End of this chapter)