Chapter 59
"It's okay, let's go. If my guess is right, Qin Corpse must be on the other side of the stage at this time."

While talking, Hao Ren supported Shi Chun and walked towards the stage.

Shi Chun looked at Hao Ren and said bitterly, "I feel like all my ribs are broken."

Hao Ren smiled and comforted, "It's okay, your aura of the protagonist has been brought into play, and I will be the main force next."

When the crowd rushed back to the stage, they saw Qin Shi beating the gong in his hand and laughing wildly on the stage.

"Haha~ahhaha~"

"Heaven and earth, I am the only one!"

Hao Ren looked at the people and said, "Did you see that, if you swallow a penny, you will be crazy. We are safe now."

"With me here, I will definitely guarantee your safety and eliminate Qin Corpse smoothly."

Several people looked at Hao Ren's look of "the winning ticket is in his hands", and they were full of enthusiasm in their hearts.

Shi Chun, on the other hand, looked at Hao Ren with a resentful expression, and said in his heart, "I'm a fool, you're so powerful and let me take the lead just now."

"Then what should we do now?" Ninth Sister looked at Hao Ren and asked.

"Didn't we prepare a lot of things here?"

"That's right, glutinous rice, ink bucket, black dog blood..."

Hao Ren shook his head and said, "No, Qin Corpse still has mana, and it's not weak. We should at least put some money in his mouth."

"Otherwise, he will go crazy, and we will not be able to stop him."

Several people looked at Hao Ren, thought for a while and asked, "Then how do you approach him now?"

"And Zhong Kui's sword is still on him."

Hao Ren thought for a while and said, "Well, since the other party is already crazy, let's go to the back stage to change and then perform a play."

"Aqiu, Ninth Sister, and Xiaogangpao, you three will play beauties, and we will play ministers and feudal lords. Let's give him a hero's sad beauty test."

While talking, Hao Ren took out two mortise money, looked at the three of them and said, "First of all, you three toast him, and put the mortise money in the glass."

"If the first one doesn't work out, the second one is, Comrade Little Steel Pao, give him your kiss, kiss him mouth to mouth, and put the death penalty money in his mouth."

"do you understand?"

Several people listened and nodded, Xiaogangpao looked at Hao Ren with a depressed face, and asked, "Why me?"

"Nonsense, you are a big man, let him kiss you, what's the matter?"

While talking, Hao Ren pointed to the golden crown on Qin's corpse and said, "After the matter is completed, the golden crown will be rewarded to you alone as a welfare, instead of participating in the treasure dividend, how about it?"

Xiaogangpao wiped his mouth and said, "It's done."

"Okay, let's act now."

After speaking, Hao Ren slipped into the troupe with a group of people.

"Brother, it's difficult for me to walk now, can I not play?" Shi Chun said with a sad face seeing that he was about to play.

"It's okay, I'll give you a role in a wheelchair." Hao Ren patted Shi Chun on the shoulder and comforted him.

Not long after, several people ran out from behind the stage and bowed to Qin Shi, "Long live my emperor, long live, long live!"

Although Qin Corpse's brain is no longer normal, he still has some ideas. He looked at several people and asked, "Who are you, and what are you doing here?"

Hao Ren, who was playing the role of Fa Hai, stepped forward and introduced, "Back to the emperor, the next prince, Fa Hai, just went to the West Lake to capture two beauties and present them to the emperor."

As he spoke, he tried to wink at Jiu Jie and the three of them.

Ninth Sister was dressed in the costume of The Legend of the White Snake, stepped forward and said: "Little girl Bai Suzhen, see the emperor."

Aqiu was dressed in Xiaoqing's attire, and said, "Little girl Xiaoqing, I have met the emperor."

Like a chubby little steel cannon, he stepped forward and said: "Little girl Yang Yuhuan, the imperial concubine is out of the bathing emperor."

Qin Shi nodded slightly, looked at Shi Chun and Chen Longshi beside him and asked, "What about you?"

"Return to the emperor, the villain Jing Ke, under the order of Prince Dan, dedicate the land to the emperor." Chen Longshi stepped forward, took out a pair of maps and said.

Qin Shi glanced at Chen Longshi and said, "Yan Kingdom has been annexed by me, what land is there?"

Chen Longshi scratched his head, and said awkwardly: "Look, Kowloon, Xiangjiang, Wanchai, Cameron Road, and Gallenville Road."

"What is this for?" Qin Shi asked with a puzzled expression.

"Back to the emperor, the pajama seller..." Chen Longshi was also speechless, it was too difficult to talk nonsense.

Qin Shi waved his hands and said, "Go, if it's useful, stay here."

Looking at the three of Ninth Sisters, Hao Ren clapped his hands and said, "Come on, perform a dance for the Emperor first."

The three of them started to writhe when they heard Hao Ren's words.

Hao Ren almost vomited watching Xiaogangpao's dancing posture.

But now it's time to get down to business. When the three of them were dancing, Hao Ren pushed Shi Chun, who was in a wheelchair, behind Qin's corpse, and gave him the task of taking the two swords from Qin's corpse.

Hao Ren, on the other hand, controlled the overall situation for everyone.

After watching it twice, Hao Ren really couldn't bear to watch Xiaogang Pao's dancing posture, so he interrupted, "Well, you guys come over to drink with the emperor."

The three of them looked at each other, and then moved closer to Qin Shi.

Ninth Sister held the wine glass, put a piece of corpse money in it, and said to Qin Corpse: "The emperor opens his mouth, and this concubine will feed you."

Qin Shi cheerfully put his arms around the three of them and said, "Well, don't drink for now, let the beauty kiss first."

As he spoke, Qin Shi leaned his face and kissed Ninth Sister.

Ninth Sister hurriedly hid.

"Your Majesty, kiss me, kiss me." Xiao Gangpao put his big face together and pouted.

Qin Shi stretched out his hand to push the small steel cannon away, and refused, "No, you are ugly."

Pfft!

Hao Ren couldn't hold back his laughter, it really hurts.

Even the crazy Qin Corpse said it was ugly...

Hao Ren gave Ninth Sister a wink, pointed to the golden crown on Qin's corpse, and indicated, "Your kiss is yours."

Ninth Sister's face froze, and she finally gritted her teeth and tried her best. She took the corpse money in the wine glass, stuffed it into her mouth secretly, and went towards Qin Shi with her eyes closed.

Hao Ren also covered his face. The picture was so beautiful that he couldn't bear to look directly at it. You must know that Qin Corpse has a rotten face, as scary as a fucking zombie.

Seeing Qin Shi who was closing his eyes, a wave of air burst out of his body in an instant, and immediately shocked the crowd back.

"Ah~!"

Qin Corpse, who raised his head and roared, ran out with streaks of moonlight essence on his mouth.

Hao Ren rushed to Shi Chun's side in one stride, and asked, "Where's the sword?"

Shi Chun handed Zhong Kui's sword to Hao Ren. Hao Ren was a little puzzled and said, "Why didn't you take his own sword?"

But before Shi Chun could say anything, after Qin Corpse finished roaring, he noticed the Zhongkui sword in Hao Ren's hand, and he came back to his senses.

puff!
Suddenly, a red cloth spit out from Qin Corpse's mouth, and it was about to bind the two of them.

With sharp eyes and quick hands, Hao Ren drew out Zhong Kui's sword, cut through Qi with one blow, and shouted to several people: "Quick, get ready for the glutinous rice array."

After shouting, he saw Zhong Kui's sword and attacked Qin Shi.

(End of this chapter)

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