Love apartment under one person

After Chapter 664... Is it called the Love Dormitory?

"Huh? A token?!"

Zeng Xiaoxian showed a tangled expression, spread his hands and said: "I didn't say that, are you two worrying too much?

Now is the information society, as long as there are X letters and phone calls, Xiaobu can always find us, right?Voice, typing, video, so many methods, how can it be impossible to find someone? "

However, Chen Meijia has long said: "Nowadays, electronic products are updated too quickly. Ziqiao still has CDs. Does anyone have CD drives? Ten years later, who knows if there will be telephones and WeChat?

Besides, the more advanced the communication tool, the more fragile it is. If you don’t believe me, think about it, if modern people lose their mobile phones when they go out, will they be caught blind immediately? "

Seeing that everyone was led into thinking by Chen Meijia's fallacious reasoning, Lu Ziqiao immediately struck while the iron was hot and said, "The most secure information is the words carved on the stone, which can be stored for thousands of years without any problem~ the token is the same, it is best to store it for a long time And something meaningful!"

Zhao Haitang's eyes lit up when he heard it: "I really didn't expect to meet such an ancient and chivalrous request these days, Brother Ziqiao, what do you think—"

However, before he could finish speaking, Lu Ziqiao interrupted first: "It has been agreed in advance that we don't want your "Three Hundred Poems of Tang"."

Hearing this, Zhao Haitang's complexion instantly collapsed, and Curry Sauce patted his head in distress, then turned back to Lu Ziqiao and the two, dancing and gesticulating for a while.

Chen Meijia blinked suspiciously: "Curry sauce, what's wrong with you? Can you talk properly?"

The black girl smiled wryly, hesitated for a moment, and said in a very difficult voice: "Sorry, I'm hoarse."

Chen Meijia was taken aback: "Damn it, what's going on? Yesterday it was still a cool Yujie voice, why did it become the voice of the Great Demon King Kuba today?"

Hearing this, the curry sauce was dancing again.

Everyone looked confused, Zhuge Dali couldn't help but complained: "I also understand a little bit of dumb language, but curry sauce, what are you talking about, military boxing?"

At this time, Lu Lin rubbed her brows and came out from behind the crowd: "Curry sauce means that there was a Sichuan hot pot restaurant opened last night as a reward, and the word was given to the person who can eat the most spicy food for free. She and her friend followed a The Hunan people fought until midnight, and finally succeeded in eating free food.

To celebrate, the two of them sang karaoke for another two hours. As a result... this morning, I couldn't speak. I went to the doctor. The doctor said that it was because they ate too much spicy food, and the sound of karaoke was too loud. When it comes to the throat, according to the doctor's advice, it is strictly forbidden to speak for two days. "

Everyone was shocked, and quickly turned their heads to look at the curry sauce. Seeing that the latter nodded, the expressions on everyone's faces were even more shocked.

Zeng Xiaoxian's voice trembled: "Xiaolin... how do you know the sign language of curry sauce so well? Isn't Xiaomeng your girlfriend?"

Lu Lin took her girlfriend out with a wry smile: "Yeah~ because this guy is the 'friend' of curry sauce in my story just now, and I accompanied them to the hospital this morning, and the doctor asked me to keep an eye on them ...Can I not understand?"

Lu Ziqiao smiled awkwardly: "Okay, what does the gesture at the beginning of the curry sauce mean? Can anyone translate it?"

Zhao Haitang silently raised her hand: "That's right, she just wanted to ask when will you want this token, after all, we will go to Longhu Mountain to participate in the Luotian Dajiao the day after tomorrow, time is so tight, we may not have time to prepare .”

"This... is indeed a problem."

Seeing that Lu Ziqiao was silent, Meng Lang, who had been silent since entering the door, stood up.

"Well, let me say a few words."

Hearing the boss speak, everyone's eyes were on meng lang.

"Old Brother Bu, Sister Meijia, let me say something fair.

First of all, I support the tradition of the Lu family's SOS Day in principle, but we still have to consider a little reality after all.

Judging from the current composition of the Haoqi League, after the World Alien Conference is held, there will almost certainly be a wave of baby boomers in our love apartment.

If all of us send tokens to Xiaobu this time, should we also give them to Daoist Lingyu and Xia He when their child is born at the end of the year?

Where is Miss Yifei, Teacher Zeng?Where's Brother Guan Gu and Sister Youyou?What about the rest?If everyone gave each child a token, who would remember which token was given to whom? "

"This..." Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia were a little silent when they heard the words, because Meng Lang's words really made sense.

However, before they could say anything, meng lang talked about other things on his own.

"Everyone, since everyone is here today, I happen to have three things to announce.

First, I have received accurate information from special channels. The latest subway line planned by the municipal department will pass through the underground of Love Apartment, and demolition will start at the end of the year. "

"What?!!!" xN
Everyone opened their mouths in disbelief, and some emotional girls even started to have red eye circles.

“不过大家不要担心，经过我的全力斡旋，爱情公寓这边只会拆除8到19号楼这12栋高层居民楼，包括咱们所住3号楼在内的1号楼到7号楼则会被当做新时代‘修行者学院’的教师与学生宿舍而继续保持原貌。”

Hu Yifei showed curiosity: "Practitioner Academy? What is that?"

Meng Lang shrugged slightly: "To this day, I won't hide it from everyone. Our logistics department has successfully developed an enlightenment self-cultivation stove that can be used in mass production, and the above has made up its mind to promote the popularization of inner qi to the whole people.

According to Baobao and Dali's data model calculations, it is estimated that in the next 20 years, flower growers will gradually spread the penetration rate of inner qi per capita to over 80%, which will inevitably trigger a wave of huge "practice" craze.

And among such a large number of inner qi condensors, apart from the majority of those who are not talented, there must also be a large number of talented young people who are willing to learn martial arts.

In this way, wouldn't it be a matter of course to open a special "practice academy" for these young people? "

"So that's how it is!" Hu Yifei's eyes lit up immediately, and she hurriedly asked, "Meng Lang, does the university you mentioned recruit teachers?"

Meng Lang smiled heartily: "This is the second thing I want to say - everyone, the 'Practice Academy' will not only select respected elders from the families of various sects as teachers, but also set aside some teachers Job recruitment of youth mentors.

Here I would like to remind everyone that the recruitment of young mentors has already started from now on. Anyone who has achieved the top 20 rankings on the Luo Tian Dajiao and has qualified for the World Alien Conference will be included in the academy's top ranking list. List of batch tutor recruitment.

In addition, those who are not selected in the top 20 do not need to be discouraged. I have already contacted President Shuangmu of the Overseas Chinese Alien Association, and he will set aside 10 places for the competition to go to the mainland.

These 10 people also have the opportunity to compete with the team of the Overseas Chinese Aliens Association. As long as they perform well in the competition, as the principal, I can also make an exception to admit him. "

As soon as Meng Lang finished speaking, the living room seemed to explode——

Lu Ziqiao: "Did you hear my wife? I might be hired by the university! Little Bu, you are going to have a father who is a professor!"

Zeng Xiaoxian: "Wait! Didn't you find the blind spot of the problem? According to Meng Lang, although the love apartment will not be demolished, it will soon be changed into a 'love dormitory'!"

Hu Yifei: "What's the problem? Anyway, we don't need to move, and changing to a dormitory can save rent. Compared with that, I would like to ask, can martial arts instructors teach economics in class?"

Guan Gu Miraculously: "That's what I want to ask! Can the knife skill class be taught together with the manga class?"

Zhao Haitang: "The students will definitely be extremely proud of having such a great writer like me as their teacher!"

Wang Ye: "Being a teacher? It sounds like you have a lot of work. I wonder if you will be given a holiday?"

Zhuge Qing: "But old Wang, don't you think this is very interesting?"

Zhang Lingyu: "Teaching position, official job, five social insurances and one housing fund, taxpayer status, local household registration, school district...Xia He, don't worry, I will be this young lecturer!"

……

Just like that, Meng Lang stood there with his hands behind his back and waited for more than ten minutes. Seeing that the excited atmosphere in the room had quieted down a bit, he turned to look at Lu Ziqiao and the two and said:
"Brother Bu, Sister Meijia, since you all understand that collecting tokens is not good, why don't you let me think of a way to replace it, how about it?"

Hearing this, the husband and wife looked at each other and nodded: "No problem, we will listen to you."

"Well."

Meng Lang smiled lightly, raised his head and said loudly: "Everyone, please be quiet, I have a third thing to announce here!
I am going to distribute the last batch of 5 Guangwu Orbs before the Luotian Dajiao. In the past few times when Guangwu was distributed, we were all fighting for strength. This time we might as well take this opportunity to compare our brains.

Coincidentally, the reason why we all gathered here today is because of Little Bu. Although the tokens mentioned by Old Buge and the others were a bit unreliable, in the final analysis, the starting point is still understandable.

Therefore, I decided to take this opportunity to hold a small gift-giving contest, which can be regarded as the last adjustment for everyone before the successive battles~”

"Gift giving competition?" Hearing the two key words "competition", Hu Yifei instantly felt full of strength, "How do you compare?"

"The rules are simple."

With that said, Meng Lang operated his mobile phone and sent a 100 yuan red envelope to everyone present.

"I transferred 100 yuan to each of you, which is all the money you can use to buy gifts for Xiaobu - in other words, you can buy them directly, or you can purchase raw materials to make them yourself, but everyone spends on gifts All funds must be strictly controlled within the 100 yuan.

Alright~ It's 9pm Kyoto time now, and the next 24 hours will be the time for everyone to prepare gifts. At [-]pm tomorrow night, your gifts will be given to Brother Bu and Sister Meijia for judging and scoring. The five people with the highest scores will get this last batch of Guangwu Orbs!

How about it, Brother Bu, Sister Meijia, are you satisfied with my arrangement?This activity can also be used as a routine in the future, so that every baby born in the apartment can get everyone's blessing, how about it? "

"Of course!" X2
The young couple readily agreed, and the rest of the people also showed thoughtful expressions when they heard the words. Those who were as anxious as Zhang Wei even started to calculate how many packs of instant noodles would be enough to buy the remaining money from the gifts...

The meeting ended here, and everyone went back to their homes.

After returning to the excavator on the top floor, Meng Lang coaxed the two girls to prepare gifts, while he took the demon refining pot to the balcony.

Some time ago, he and his two wives went to Xuanyuan Sword World to become Zhuge Liang. Although he was purely a rookie who was led by his sister in the process, he also learned a little bit about governing and leading the country under the influence of his ears and eyes. The way soldiers fight.

Because of this, Meng Lang now finally had some confidence to challenge a world that he hadn't dared to set foot in because he was unsure - "Mythical Three Kingdoms"!
Speaking of which, the force value in the world of "Mythical Version of Three Kingdoms" is not too outrageous. Although those top generals also have the power to fly into the sky and escape from the ground, divide mountains and rivers, but if you compare it, even the famous No. [-] in the world during the Three Kingdoms period Lu Fengxian, a fierce general and shared son, may not be his opponent at this time.

However, the most troublesome part of that world is that the power of the collective is far greater than that of the individual. Every established high-level legion has a mysterious power called "cloud energy". To a huge suppression, at the same time will lose the ability to fly.

Although Meng Lang had thought of a way to cheat by taking advantage of the blind spot of the world view of "Mythical Three Kingdoms", he was confident that he could beat most legions in that world by himself, but out of caution and respect for the monarch's talent, "Glory to Rome" The rarity, he has been resisting his impulse not to upgrade this skill.

Today was different. Meng Lang, who had completed his training in the world of Xuanyuan Sword, was confident that he had the ability to deal with that world. Even if the skipping tactics didn't work, he could still complete the upgrade task with dignified strength.

So at this moment, he had finally accumulated enough points for the lottery draw, and he called the system in his mind without hesitation.

'System, I want to consume 100 points in the lottery, choose to enter the world of "Mythical Three Kingdoms", and strengthen the [Monarch Talent] ability. '

【Ding!A skill enhancement task has been generated.

The World in the Pot "Mythical Version of the Three Kingdoms": The Roman army is approaching the city, and the Anxi Empire has entered the most critical moment of survival. From the Han Empire, can you turn the tide for Anxi, an ally?

Task content: Help the Parthian Empire, whose strength is far from that of its opponents, resist the attack of the Roman Empire within 7 days and protect it from being destroyed.

Task settlement reward: The monarch's talent is upgraded, and a spiritual talent and a legion talent are randomly obtained.

Task death penalty: Deprivation of original skills.

Teleport after three seconds.

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I wish you a pleasant journey! 】

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PS: The chapter is updated

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