Love apartment under one person

Chapter 646 Zhang Chulan's Magical Use
Hearing the inexplicable screams, Meng Lang and Zhuge Dali looked at each other for no reason, and walked into the waiting room side by side with curiosity.

At this time, the delivery room was crowded with people, and even those who had fled to avoid the challenge of labor pains all rushed back after hearing the news, and the three floors inside and outside surrounded the room tightly.

Meng Lang pushed forward again, and saw Chen Meijia, who was in labor pain, bit Lu Ziqiao's hand so hard that the latter screamed in pain.

After a while, Chen Meijia finally let go. Seeing this, Lu Ziqiao didn't care about the injury on his hand, and quickly comforted him in a warm voice: "Meijia, we all went to experience labor pains just now. I passed level 8. Guan Gu and Zhang Chulan are more Even if we have passed the tenth level, we can all persevere, and you will definitely be able to do it!"

Chen Meijia was slightly taken aback when she heard the words, then looked down at Lu Ziqiao and her tightly holding hands, and then... shouted frantically: "You only lasted for 10 minutes! I will last a whole day!"

"Quick. Think. Pain. Die. Old Mother. How to do it!"

Hu Yifei on the side blinked inexplicably when he heard the words: "What is she talking about?"

"It should be 'I'm hurting to death, find a way'? It is said that once a person is in extreme pain, there will be a problem of language dysfunction!" Zhuge Dali explained.

Zhang Wei, Zeng Xiaoxian, Guan Gu Miracle and other old friends who were familiar with Mijia ran around the room anxiously: "What should I do? What should I do!? Is there any other way?"

Lu Ziqiao turned to look at Tang Youyou: "Little aunt, haven't you made a lot of preparations?"

Tang Youyou bowed her head in embarrassment when he was asked, while Zhang Chulan and Lu Linglong looked at each other with a wry smile, and the latter explained: "We didn't expect that Auntie Meijia's pain would be so severe, she took apart all the toys we prepared before, so relax Music doesn't help either...we're really at our wit's end."

Just when everyone was at a loss, Chen Meijia was so painful that she cried out.

"Don't call the nurse! Silly stand up and come!"

Everyone turned their heads to look at Zhuge Dali again.

"Um, I think Miss Meijia meant 'Don't just stand there, call the nurse'."

Everyone was stunned, Feng Xingtong who was closest to the door ran out immediately...

After 5 minutes, the nurse finished checking.

"The birth canal is only one finger wide open, and you can only enter the delivery room when it is ten finger wide."

Seeing that the nurse was about to leave, Lu Ziqiao hurriedly grabbed her: "Help me, nurse, my wife was in so much pain that she was talking nonsense just now! When will this be?"

"This is how the puerpera feels when she is in pain. The labor pains should get better after the labor pains pass, and then the labor pains will come every 5 to 6 minutes, and each time lasts for about half a minute. You can ask the mother to eat more to replenish her energy. Let me remind you—— It's going to be a constant battle."

Hearing the nurse's reminder, Hu Yifei hurriedly opened the simple refrigerator in the container behind him, and took out a box of freshly cut apples from it.

"Come on, Mika~ eat some apples."

"But I don't have an appetite." Chen Meijia shook her head weakly.

Lu Ziqiao scratched his ears and cheeks anxiously: "How can you lose your appetite?"

The nurse, who was used to this kind of situation for a long time, gave a gentle smile, and said: "How can you be strong if you don't eat? It's not just a display for the big family around you to eat. Let them get whatever you want~"

After speaking, the nurse left the ward, leaving a room full of idiots fidgeting.

Seeing that his future mother-in-law had no appetite, Meng Lang shrugged helplessly, and stretched out his hand to pull Guan Gu who was next to him to the hospital bed: "Sister Meijia, there is a big restaurant opposite the hospital. Brother Guan Gu and I will borrow it right away." The kitchen of his house, the two of us are waiting there today, just say what you want to eat."

"Really!?"

Thinking of the two top chefs in front of me, especially the craftsmanship of Meng, Chen Meijia suddenly felt that she had an appetite: "Then I want to eat pot-packed meat, stinky mandarin fish, Peking duck, Buddha jumping over the wall, white-cut chicken, and boiled cabbage. ,meat ball with soy sauce……"

Lu Ziqiao's head was full of black lines: "Miss, can you eat so many dishes?"

Chen Meijia snorted arrogantly: "You care about me? You have the right to use it, and it will be voided after the expiration date! I finally caught Boss Meng cooking, how can I be worthy of myself if I don't eat something good?"

"It's just these dishes? No problem!" Meng Lang didn't look at all embarrassed. After all, his future daughter-in-law was still being held hostage in Chen Meijia's stomach.

After closing the small book that recorded the names of the dishes, Meng turned his head and started 'ordering'.

"Dali, you stay here to see if there is anything you need help with. By the way, call Bao Bao to find me in the kitchen of the hotel opposite. Brother Guan Gu and I need her help."

"understood."

"Also, Old Qing, there are a lot of dishes to cook here. I need to borrow the knife skills of my younger siblings."

"No problem~" X2
"Okay, then let's set off now, Wukui and Xingtong, you two will come with me and be responsible for passing the dishes."

"Coming!" X2
In this way, the "Love Apartment Cooking Class" rushed to the kitchen in a mighty manner, while the rest of the staff remained in the room, staring at each other in embarrassment.

suddenly.

"Ah! It's hurting again!"

Following Chen Meijia's miserable howl, Lu Ziqiao started to have a headache again.

"Dali, you are the best at ordinary times! Can we help Mijia in labor pain with a different method?"

Seeing Lu Ziqiao's hopeful gaze towards her, the little girl shook her head and smiled wryly:

"At the very beginning, I wondered if I could use acupressure techniques to help Sister Meijia's pain relief, but Meng Lang said that Xiaobu's ability of enlightening soul surgery seems to have been upgraded due to excessive supplementation during the fetal period. trend.

In this way, once any internal qi other than Sister Mijia's own enters her body, it may cause an imbalance in the growth of supernatural powers at the last moment. May harm the fetus! "

Hearing that the child might be hurt, Chen Meijia was startled, and the sound of pain became much quieter immediately. She resisted the pain that kept hitting her brain, and said with a smile: "Husband, I don't feel so much pain anymore. Don't you let everyone tell me a joke? Maybe it won't hurt so much to distract yourself?"

"Yes... yes! Tell jokes... let's tell jokes!" Lu Ziqiao, whose mind was already in a mess due to worry, hurriedly turned his head to ask for help from everyone, "But, what kind of joke should we tell?"

"This is easy to handle!" Hu Yifei smiled proudly, turned around and took out dozens of catties of joke books from the container behind her, "Look! This heroine has been prepared for a long time~"

However, when Chen Meijia saw this, she shook her head very shamelessly: "I don't want to listen to the joke book, I want to hear the real people around me."

Zhao Haitang: "Well... Then what you want to hear is not a joke, it should be called an embarrassment!"

Chen Meijia: "Call it whatever you want, anyway, I just want to hear this."

Hu Yifei: "It's not easy? There may be nothing else in our love apartment, so why don't we catch a lot of embarrassing things? I'll come first!"

"Let's talk about our family, Zeng Xiaoxian. Before he went to Alxa for a business trip, one day after he had been away for a month, I suddenly received a courier from Alxa. The gift I prepared, I was full of joy when I received it, but after I opened it, my lungs almost exploded... Mijia, guess what he gave me?"

"cactus?"

"wrong."

"A scarf made of alpaca?"

"Nor."

"what is that?"

"That sand sculpture guy actually sculpted him in sand, and really made himself a sand sculpture and gave it to me!"

Chen Meijia: (_)...

Forgive her for her lack of humor, but I really didn't hear what was so funny from Hu Yifei's words.

"Hehehe, Teacher Zeng really has a sense of humor... Does anyone else have a story?"

"Here, here! I have a story!" Zeng Xiaoxian raised his hand not to be outdone by his wife.

"Say it!"

"Didn't Yifei and I open a supermarket before and needed renovations? At that time, my TV station was busy with work. After finishing the blueprints, I asked Yifei to find a decoration team to break out the walls first.

As a result, she was greedy for cheap, and hired two small workers from Fudong who could not speak Mandarin.

Do you know where Fudong is?The dialect over there is very complicated. People who speak ten miles and one dialect are all modest. In some places, the village head and the village end use different dialects. As long as the traffickers carry the child out of the ten miles, no one can understand the child calling for help!
It was the two masters from there. Yifei talked to them like chicken and duck. They built dead walls where the windows should be cut out, and smashed the places where the walls should be built into doors and windows.

In short, three days later, I went to check and accept after get off work, but I only saw Yifei sitting in the shop that was half smashed into briquettes and sulking.

I asked her what was going on, and she complained that I was too busy with work to ignore her, and said that she had nothing to do with those two decorators, and she couldn't even fire each other because of the language barrier..."

Speaking of this, Zeng Xiaoxian ignored the murderous threatening eyes of the female devil, suddenly pulled up a cheap and signature smile, raised his eyebrows and asked: "Meijia, guess how I got rid of those two messed up girls?" A helpless little craftsman?"

"Um... gesturing?"

"wrong!"

"You also learned the Fudong dialect?"

"How is it possible~"

Chen Meijia showed curiosity: "Then how did you do it?"

"Hey~ Meijia, no wonder you have a good relationship with Yifei. She thought the same as you at the time, and almost wanted to ask Xiao Hei and the others to help build a dialect translator!

But you don't even think about it, the compulsory education penetration rate in our country has already reached 2019% in [-]. Although I can't speak to them, they are also literate!
So then I brought a notebook and a pen, and within a week I took the two masters to renovate all the walls.

Hahahahahaha~!With such a simple method, probably only Yifei can’t think of—”

Looking at Zeng Xiaoxian who was whimpering and being pinned down by the female devil, Chen Meijia thought in her heart that she would die, and then turned her head to look at the others.

Zhao Haitang: "I have a story here too! A few days ago, Curry Sauce wanted to order a takeaway, but after a short operation, it became a registered rider.

On a whim, she ran to deliver a meal to someone, but on the way, she committed a gluttonous crime and ate the meal ordered by the person. In the end, the person who ordered the meal called to question it. "

Curry Sauce: "Okay, you Zhao Haitang! If you are unkind, then don't blame me for being unrighteous!
Sister Meijia and Zhao Haitang made a bet with Xiang Shang to go to the haunted house last month to try their courage in order not to clean the room. To increase the difficulty, they each brought a bowl of noodles in. Responsible for cleaning the dormitory for one month.

As the saying goes, "In ancient times, Takumi Fujiwara sent tofu without dripping water, but now there are two scrap iron men eating noodles while running into a haunted house"!
At that time, I followed them as a referee, and I thought I could see them drifting freely in the haunted house, but who knew that Zhao Haitang was so frightened that he broke the bowl in half as soon as he entered the haunted house...~"

Zhao Haitang was furious: "Don't talk nonsense! That time it was purely because the quality of the bowl was too bad, and Xiang Shang wasn't much better. He was so frightened that he hid in a corner and cried!"

Xiang Shang: "You still have the nerve to say that? That time you clearly agreed on a fair match, you bastard actually added insanely spicy food to my bowl of noodles!

It's strange not to shed tears with such spicy noodles!

And later on, which coward was so frightened that he put the bowl on the staff member's head and paid for his medical expenses? "

Zhao Haitang gritted his teeth: "My boy, you forced me to do this! Come on, Sister Meijia, this is the "Big Star Xiang Shang Making Ugly Photo Album" that I bought from Zhang... from a friend at a huge sum of 3 yuan. Each one is a beautiful photo of him with a swollen nose and swollen face~ You can take a look, it's very interesting!"

Xiang Shang saw that he even had this kind of thing, and instantly exploded: "I'm going to fight you for the surname Zhao! Tell me! Where did you get this photo? Who has the original copy? Who else bought it? ?”

The star who was so angry didn't notice that when he asked "who else bought it", the eyes of most of the girls in the apartment were a little erratic... After all, it is natural to be interested in celebrity gossip, and the price It’s only 30 yuan so cheap, so it’s not a loss to buy it and have a look~

Zhao Haitang and Xiang Shang were fighting over there, when Chen Meijia, who was watching the play with great interest, suddenly wailed again: "Ouch—husband, hurry up! Think of a way to distract me!"

Seeing that she was in pain again, Lu Ziqiao turned around anxiously, but Zhuge Dali seemed to suddenly remember something when Zhao Haitang mentioned "the photo album of being beaten", and took out the mobile phone from his arms and handed it over.

"Sister Meijia, I have a series of videos here, which Meng Lang secretly filmed for fun. It may be useful for distraction."

"Thank you, Dali." Lu Ziqiao thanked and took the phone, leaned in front of Chen Meijia and pressed the play button——

[The screen lights up, and Meng's elegant and easy-going handsome face appears on the screen, and Zhang Chulan's unconscious back is not far behind him.

"Hi, my name is Meng Zhalang. I love to play Lanyue. I introduce the new version of the boat that Sili has never pulled. It takes three minutes to experience it. Lizao will fuck me. Love is like a game."

After reading the weird opening remark, Meng Lang, who was holding a mobile phone to take a selfie in the screen, pinched a shadow avatar with one hand. With a "bang", the white smoke dissipated, and another identical Meng Lang groped towards the back of his lover... ...]

after an hour.

When Zhang Chulan tremblingly held up her blood-red hands for the Nth time on the screen, and shouted the classic "Call me an ambulance" hoarsely, Chen Meijia, who was laughing out loud, suddenly changed her complexion and tensed up. Then there was only a "wow" - the loud cry of the baby resounded through the waiting room!

The cheaters in the room were all ecstatic when they heard the sound. Some of them went to call the doctor, and some hugged each other to celebrate.

Only Lu Zhanbo smiled innocently, and patted his niece and son-in-law on the shoulder heartlessly: "Chu Lan! You are amazing! Next time your aunt is pregnant, I will invite you to give her a normal delivery~"

Zhang Chulan: "&*%￥#@..."

PS: The chapter is updated

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