Love apartment under one person

Chapter 637 The Confessions of All the Pirates (Small Shop Farce·Sequel)

Lu Linglong blinked mischievously, and said with a smile: "Of course I have already prepared the gift~ Come with me, let's get it from Uncle Zhanbo."

"Why did you put the gift at Uncle Zhanbo's?"

"Oh, don't you know when you get there? Let's go~ He is on duty for your master today, and he should be at the Big Eye coffee shop over there right now."

In this way, Zhang Chulan was dragged by the girl to the coffee shop, and the two soon arrived in front of the shop.

With a soft squeak, Lu Linglong excitedly pushed open the store door. Just as she was about to walk to the counter, she caught a glimpse of two familiar figures out of the corner of her eye.

"Cousin! Why are you here?"

Zhang Chulan who entered the door followed the girl's line of sight, and immediately spotted Lu Lin and Zhao Haitang.

"Hey, hello! Isn't this my uncle and Zhao Haitang? You are here too~"

Lu Lin managed to squeeze out a smile: "Yeah, today is Valentine's Day, a single dog like Brother Haitang and I can't compare to a warm and happy young couple like you who are paid for by a big boss, so they only deserve to hide in the Time to drink coffee here to pass the time."

"Hehehe~ Uncle is being modest, since Linglong and I won't bother you two, let's talk about coffee together sometime when we're free~"

Hearing the disgust in the other party's words, Zhang Chulan made a haha ​​indifferently. After all, he also knew that the expenses for the date, dinner, and movie watching of the girl just now were all contributed by the uncle in front of him. It should be, just laugh it off.

The two walked a few more steps to the counter. Lu Linglong jumped up and down in front of Lu Zhanbo. She smiled and said obediently, "Uncle Zhanbo! Have you finished the things you promised me?"

"Of course! Just wait for me~" Lu Zhanbo smiled honestly when he saw that his eldest niece was coming, and rummaged under the counter for a while, taking out a small rectangular box and handing it over.

"Thank you, Uncle Zhanbo!"

Just as the girl was about to reach out to pick it up, Lin Wanyu who was beside her smiled and held her back: "Little Linglong, wait a moment."

"What's the matter, auntie?" The pink-haired Lolita was a little confused.

Lin Wanyu put on a straight face on purpose, and pointed to Lu Lin and Zhao Haitang who were not far away: "You girl, thanks to your brother being so kind to you, are you willing to see him alone this Valentine's Day?"

Lu Linglong was at a loss: "Is that so? Cousin obviously doesn't want to fall in love, otherwise he wouldn't let me destroy the certificate for him... Well, I mean, cousin told me before He doesn't want to be in a relationship just yet."

"He's so stubborn!" Lin Wanyu's eyes flashed a gleam of wisdom (gossip), "And you don't have to hide it for him... In fact, you already knew that Xiaolin and Zhao Haitang were the two lovers who escaped. Arsonist, right?"

Little Lolita was speechless for a while, not knowing how to explain, Zhang Chulan rushed forward to help her out and said, "Auntie, Uncle Zhanbo, just tell me what you want me and Linglong to do! As long as we can do it Yes, we will do our best."

"Hee hee~ I knew you were a good boy, Chu Lan!" Lin Wanyu smiled gratifiedly, and pouted at Lu Lin again, "To tell you the truth, your Uncle Zhanbo and I just overheard Xiaolin and the two of them. Chatting, we guess the two of them are also interested in Dameng and curry sauce~"

"So... you plan to ask Linglong and me to match Lu Lin and Zhuge Meng?" Zhang Chulan suddenly felt a little headache.

"of course not!"

Lin Wanyu shook her head resolutely and said, "Matchmaker and Zhanbo are of course the ones to do such an interesting thing~ You just need to help us find out if the two of them really like her!"

"That's it...that's no problem~" Zhang Chulan immediately agreed, patted her chest, when she heard that she just needed to make a statement by herself.

Just at this time, he also found Zhang Lingyu and Zhang Lingyu in another corner, and his eyes lit up.

"I may have a solution, just wait for me!"

With that said, Zhang Chulan walked over to Zhang Lingyu's table.

"Isn't this the little uncle? What a coincidence to bring my aunt out for shopping~"

Zhang Lingyu looked indifferent: "You have something to do with us?"

"Hey~ Look at what you said, we are all uncles and nephews of our own family, why can't I come over and say hello to my uncle if it's okay?"

"That's what you said. I'm very busy. If you have nothing to ask me, please do so."

"...Actually, I really ran into a nei nei little trouble, and I want to ask my uncle to help me."

Zhang Lingyu shook her head calmly: "But I'm very busy now, and I don't have time to help you. I'll be with Xia—hey! Why are you kicking me?"

Xia He gave her stupid man an angry look, and was too lazy to explain to this idiot who had no concept of a workplace. She smiled at Zhang Chulan and asked in a gentle voice: "It is an honor for Lingyu and I to help the young leader share our worries. Please tell me anything we can contribute to~"

"Hey~ I can't talk about orders."

Zhang Chulan smiled innocently, and silently wrote down the favor in her heart, then pointed to Lu Lin and Zhao Haitang over there.

"That's what happened. Linglong's aunt suspects that my uncle has a sweetheart but dare not confess, so I want to use my uncle's Guangwu to test him a little."

"You want to borrow my Guangwu?"

Seeing the other party's frown, Zhang Chulan asked suspiciously: "Little uncle, don't you want to borrow it?"

"No." Zhang Lingyu shook her head slowly, "It's not because I'm stingy, but because my Guangwu's power is really too treacherous. I've rarely used it since I was in shape, and I'm afraid I won't be able to handle it properly."

The reason why the honest Taoist has such concerns is because of helplessness, after all, his Guangwu Wendao Tianxin Sword is indeed somewhat evil——

Different from Zhang Chulan's Guangwu Haoran Longevity Sword, although it is also a functional magic weapon, the role of the Longevity Sword is to assist the sword holder. Whether it is golden light extension, thunder enhancement or even more buggy blood-locking plug-ins, its essence All of them are positive buffs that benefit oneself.

However, Tianxin Sword is just the opposite. Its three ultimate moves "Xiaguang Dispelling Mind", "Thundering Thunder" and "Curse of Weakness" are all proper debuffs for hurting the enemy, and they are really not very suitable for using against your own people.

"Is that so..."

Zhang Chulan nodded slightly, and after thinking for a while, suggested: "Why don't I pretend to go to chat with them in a while, uncle, you hide by the side and use Guangwu to exert strength slowly, and when I get their words out, you will immediately Stop, can you do it?"

Hearing this, Zhang Lingyu was still a little hesitant: "It's still not right, I'm afraid it's not the work of a gentleman..."

Zhang Chulan smiled wryly, and was about to speak a few more words of persuasion, but Xia He next to him blew up.

Seeing the veins on her forehead protruding, she grabbed the honest man's ear fiercely, and said angrily in a low voice: "Zhang Ling Yu! Do you understand what flexibility is?
You and I have no relatives in the Haoqi League, only Zhang Chulan, who is from the same line as you in Longhu Mountain, is the most likely backer to rely on!You also said that we will go to the logistics department to apply for an account in a while, and what he said there is much more effective than ours!Do you still want to marry a beautiful old lady and go home? "

After a few seconds of silence, Zhang Lingyu lowered her head: "Okay then, I'll do it."

"You're so good~" Seeing that he finally agreed, Xia He immediately showed joy.

The reason why she was happy was of course not to help Zhang Chulan, but she felt a special change from Zhang Lingyu's "compromise", which might be called a "sense of responsibility"-this man has gradually begun to be willing to work for this. "Home" and give up something.

Whether it's forced by life or dusty in Daoism, this kind of change is exactly what a little woman like her wants to see in her husband.

"Okay, young leader, if you want to take our family Lingyu to work overtime, please hurry up. We have to go to the logistics department to ask if we can open a local account for him~"

"Okay, let's go now! In addition, if it's just a matter of household registration, it's easy to handle. My uncle is very familiar with an orphanage, and I also have some friendship with Uncle Dou in East China. I can help my uncle through internal channels. Make up for a full-fledged official account."

"Really? Thank you so much, Young Leader! Ahem! Lingyu—"

"...I'm listening, tell me."

"Chu Lan helped us so much 'for free', you should use more snacks when you are working later, you understand?"

"……I see."

So, after a simple exchange, Zhang Chulan got [Small Master Uncle with an expressionless face x1] in his backpack.

After getting the key props to start the plot, Zhang Chulan immediately pulled Lu Linglong to find the next mission NPC.

"Big brother! Brother Haitang! It's better to meet by chance than to invite you. I think the two of you have been drinking coffee here for half a day. Why don't we chat?"

"..." X2
"Since the two of you don't speak, I'll take it as your acquiescence~ Linglong, why don't you go to the counter and order some more cups of coffee? Remember to pick the most expensive one. Brother Haitang's family is rich, so there's no need to save for him!"

"Okay! I'll go now~"

Looking at the back of the pink-haired loli bouncing away, Zhao Haitang and Lu Lin looked at each other and smiled wryly.

"Brother Lu, your brother-in-law really deserves to be the apprentice of the leader of Meng Da. This face is really thick. I'm already a little angry after hearing what he said."

"Bear it, it's just training and self-cultivation."

Zhang Chulan: (￣ー￣)...

"You two, I'm still sitting here, isn't it impolite to say such things in front of others?"

"No, I think Brother Lu has already taken care of his sister's face by not scolding him face to face."

Zhang Chulan pursed her lips when she heard the words, and saw that the two of them still had the same low brows and bowed heads after sneaking a look, and couldn't help but gritted their teeth secretly.

There is no way, since the soft ones are not good, then I have to come hard!
"Oh! I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it~ I originally set my heart on the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the cesspit~ In vain I got the first-hand information from the X letter group of the teacher's wife's family and rushed to report the news. Since the uncle and Haitang If my brother is not interested, then I will be so happy that I don’t need to talk too much.”

"What!?"

Hearing that Zhang Chulan got the news from Zhuge's family that he needed to report to him, Lu Lin immediately thought of Zhuge Meng, so he hurriedly asked, "Brother-in-law! What is the news?"

"Huh? Didn't there be people who didn't want to listen to me just now?"

"Brother-in-law, you must have heard it wrong. Just now, brother Zhao drank too sweet coffee. That was the sound of him grinding his teeth! You also know that rodents have always loved grinding their teeth!"

A young groundhog: "???"

Seeing that the other party finally took the bait, Zhang Chulan nodded pretending to be relieved: "That's all right~ I'll tell you the news I learned--Big Brother, Zhao Haitang, in fact, Zhuge Meng and Curry Sauce knew that they ran away that night The only ones are you two! The reason they have been pretending to be deaf and dumb for so long is that they are waiting for the two of you to find them yourself!"

"What!?" X2
Lu Lin and Zhao Haitang were taken aback, they never expected the truth of the matter to be like this.

"Brother-in-law, are you kidding me? Miss Zhuge really knew it was me?"

"of course!"

Zhang Chulan nodded fiercely, rolled her eyes and started talking nonsense: "Otherwise, why do you think Zhuge Meng picked you to answer questions when recording the show before? If she didn't know that you were 'that person', it would be based on closeness Wouldn't it be more reasonable for her to choose my master as the answerer?"

"...Indeed." After pondering for a while, Lu Lin nodded with a wry smile, "If you think about it this way, she has indeed noticed me a long time ago."

Realizing that her deception had worked, Zhang Chulan hurriedly winked at the "dishonest" Taoist priest not far away. The latter drew out his long sword and started "casting spells" after receiving the signal. In the next second, two The unobtrusive pink glow shone on the back of Lu and Zhao's necks, and penetrated into the skin faintly.

Zhang Chulan observed the words and expressions, and seeing that neither of them noticed Zhang Lingyu's small movements, she smiled slightly and continued to strike while the iron was hot:

"You two, don't take chances anymore. The girl has already made it clear that you two will be burnt into relics, ground into ashes, put into a cement mixer truck for a week, and then dumped on the road for twenty vehicles. The roller rolls it back and forth eighteen thousand times...they will all recognize you, it's useless to run away!"

"..."

"Brother-in-law, isn't your metaphor a bit too figurative? Is that what they really said?"

"That's necessary! Can't you trust my character, Zhang Chulan?"

"..."

Seeing that Lu Lin fell into silence, and wondering whether he was doubting Bilian's character or life, Zhao Haitang gradually couldn't sit still.

From the moment Zhang Chulan mentioned the curry sauce just now, the groundhog youth felt an inexplicable throbbing. After being drunk that night, the already blurred memories kept reappearing in his mind like a revolving lantern ——

【"Are... are you drunk? Let me get you something to eat?"

"...No! I... am not drunk! I... am sober! Believe it or not, I can still compose poetry! My dear lady, can I write a poem for you?"

"Of course!"

"Hey, listen up--

The grass longs for rain and dew, and the flower longs for sunshine.

The earth is waiting for the comet, I secretly watch you.

The rain moistens the grass, and the sun warms the flowers.

The comet kisses the earth lightly, and I watch you from afar.

The grass receives the rain and dew, and the flowers bless the sunshine.

The earth bids farewell to the comet, I silently watch you..."

"Is this... written to me?"

"Hmm~ This is a poem that belongs only to you, the lady in my dream..."]

"Bam—!"

Suddenly waking up from the memories, Zhao Haitang burst into sweat profusely.

"I'm going to find her!"

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PS: The chapter is updated

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