Chapter 274
Introduced into the room by Wang Ye, Meng Lang found that everyone was there except Xiao Zizai, who didn't drink, even Guan Gu Miracle, who had recently joined the group.

At this time, everyone was sitting on a flying chess carpet bragging and drinking.

"Master, are you here? Come and sit down! The seat C is always reserved for you." Seeing Meng enter the room, Zhang Chulan hurriedly waved.

"Here we come! By the way, how many of you can do it~ It hasn't been long since Dali organized a girls' party? Is this a round of gatherings?

Zhuge Qing threw him a can of Bravery: "Why are you talking so much nonsense? It's rare to have a free day, come and do it, it's all in the wine!"

Meng didn't refuse, he pulled the ring with a click, and poured it with his head raised.

"Gudong...gudong—hiccup—"

After drinking a glass of cold beer, I felt refreshed, and the depression of being kicked out by my wife disappeared immediately.

Men are wonderful creatures. When they get together, as long as there is wine, they can stimulate infinite nonsense and fun.

Meng Lang was infected by the atmosphere in the room, so he naturally joined in to brag and fart with everyone. After a while, he, who hadn't suppressed the alcohol with qi, fell drunk and fell asleep...

It's amazing, that night Meng had a dream again, not only a dream, but this time the dream also followed the previous episode of Baldy Meng's roaming in her daughter's country and turned it into a series——

Seeing that the Gua Po Niang brand Xie Zijing stopped the wedding party and wanted to snatch a marriage in the street, the daughter, the violent Guo Shi, who had just recovered her youth, immediately stepped forward to fight, and the two women fought together.

For a while, the sky was dark and the sky was dark on the street, and sand and rocks were flying, and the welcoming team took advantage of the chaos to carry Bald Lang into the Queen's updated excavator bedroom.

"Holy Monk, you're here~" The big-eyed queen lifted Meng's red hijab.

"Your Majesty, please respect yourself." Bald Meng stepped back shyly.

"Holy Monk, today is the great day for you and me to get married. How can the husband and wife, Dun Lun, respect themselves?"

"Okay then. Your Majesty, please take the initiative."

There is no need to elaborate on the following plots, and it can basically be summed up in a short poem.

Master and I untie the monk's robes, and the hibiscus tent warms up the spring night.

Lightly gather, slowly twist, wipe and pick again, since then the king will not go to court early.

In this way, Meng Baldzi was trapped in her daughter's country, oppressed every day, and lived a life of dire straits.

Not only that, he also heard that his big squint-eyed apprentice found a beautiful girl who could cook in Daughter's Country, and the third apprentice who was a money fan also found a blue-eyed loli with abnormal brains in Daughter's Country, and the two got married one after another.

The second apprentice of the long-haired slacker is even more extreme. He learned women's clothing directly in the daughter's country, perfectly explaining what true self-sufficiency is.

Seeing that all members of his team fell, the disheartened Baldy Meng stopped talking about the great cause of learning from the past, and lived with the queen of big and small eyes every day, living a life that was not allowed to be broadcast by the TV station.

It wasn't until the third month after the marriage that the rosy queen walked out of the bedroom for the first time.

Not far behind her, followed by her shabby husband.

Meng Baldzi regretted it.

'Amitabha!Why didn't the poor monk practice martial arts?Even if it's just to learn some iron skills!Uh... It doesn't seem right, if you practice the iron head skill wrongly, you won't be able to deal with the current embarrassing situation. '

Just as Meng Baldzi was thinking wildly, he heard someone from outside the palace report.

"Report——! Your Majesty! The national teacher fought with Xie Zijing for three months, and was captured by mistake just now, but Xie Zijing came in!"

"What!?" The queen was furious, looked at the officials and said in a solemn voice, "Who will capture this dog with me?"

Zhu Qing kept silent like a cicada.

Just kidding, the fighting power of the national teacher's explosive cans can't beat the scorpion spirit, so let them go up to deliver food?
Just when the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty were at a loss, there was only a bang, sand and stone filled the air, and a huge piece of the outer wall of the palace collapsed.

"Step! Step! Step..."

Heavy footsteps sounded not far away, and as the smoke and dust gradually dispersed, a graceful figure with bumps and shovels on its shoulders was gradually revealed.

The big-breasted scorpion swung his shovel domineeringly, and pointed at the queen: "Dare to rob men with labor and capital? Bury them all!"

……

In reality, there are three poles in the sun.

"Stop! Don't hit me any more!"

Meng Lang yelled, and sat up suddenly. He opened his eyes and saw that the bad friends in the room were all looking at him as if they were fools. He blinked his eyes twice and smiled mischievously.

"What's inside, how many brothers are there?"

Zhuge Qing leaned over with great interest, squatted beside Meng Lang and raised his hand to hook his neck:

"Lao Meng, everyone is very curious. Your Majesty doesn't want to stop now, and your Majesty doesn't want to stop later. What kind of dream did you have last night?"

Meng Lang: ( ̄ー ̄)...

"Be your sister!"

"Why are you still scolding people?"

"I'm not swearing, I'm telling the truth. What, you're not convinced? Well, now assign today's new task, you go to inform the neon that the competition between Guan Gu and Liu Sheng has been moved to September 9th, Beat anyone who disagrees."

Zhuge Fox's head was full of black lines: "...All right, then who will go with me?"

"Aren't you very brave just now? Of course you go by yourself!"

Zhuge Qing: (`⌒メ)!

"Meng, don't go too far! Even if there is no labor law in our country, at least there is an animal protection law, right?
Penglai Island is so big, even after yesterday's incident, there are still more than a dozen of those neon kendo sects left. If they make trouble collectively, you let me take the head off? "

"Okay~ Then I'll send you two more people. Except for Zhang Chulan, you can take two of the goods in the room. There are no masters at Nihong now. If three people go together, even if you can't beat them , it’s okay to run back and shake people.”

"Just waiting for your words!"

Zhuge Fox agreed, and casually picked up Wang Ye, who was still napping, and pulled him out of the room under the latter's bewildered expression.

"Ah Sheng, come here too. Ah Guan has changed to fire method now. There are only three of us warlocks left in the room. After a while, I will take you to Xiaolanke Mountain to open your eyes. It is a treasure land!"

Watching the three of them go out, Meng twisted his neck, which was stiff from sleeping, and stretched leisurely: "It's getting late, I should go back and have a look."

With that said, meng lang got up and walked out the door.

"Oh, by the way, Chu Lan, come with me, and while I have time in these two days, I, the master, will give you the first class first."

"Good Master! No problem Master!"

Zhang Chulan grinned, and followed behind Meng, completely dazzled by the joy of "joining the world's number one expert to teach with all his pockets", and didn't notice the gradual corners of his unscrupulous master's mouth.

When the two returned to Meng Lang's original residence, Meng took a cursory glance with his knowledgeable domineering arrogance, and after confirming that there were only two people inside, he opened the door and entered.

"Baby! Didn't you say that your hands are itchy recently? I brought you a sandbag!"

Zhang Chulan: ∑(O_O;)? ? ?

"What?"

……

PS: The first update.

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