Love apartment under one person

Chapter 229 Dali: Husband and wife meet each other through kissing

"Ahahaha... Dali, shouldn't you pay more attention to your physical condition at this time?" Meng Lang calmly wiped off the cold sweat from his forehead, and tried to change the subject with a dry smile.

"Alright, I'll give you a few days to think it over and tell me the reason."

Saying that, Zhuge Dali pretended to be calm and tilted his head slightly, so as not to let the two men see her cheeks that were so red as if they were about to bleed, and after about ten seconds, the little girl regained her usual calm, Turning to face the two: "What were you talking about just now?"

"It's nothing, I've already decided to find a job with your boyfriend, and I'll keep an eye on him for you." Uncle An's tone was as calm as water, and there was only a hint of fluctuation when he looked at Dali, "Girl, how do you feel?" So, is there anything wrong with your body?"

Hearing this, he smiled vigorously and shyly and said, "Uncle, don't worry, I have just tested it in general. Not only are there no injuries or hidden dangers in all aspects, but my physical fitness has also increased by nearly 2.16 times compared to before!"

As she said that, the little girl circled Meng Lang twice with her little hands on her back. Her smiling eyes flashed but she kept silent, which made Meng feel a little creepy.

Swallowing a little, Meng Lang asked somewhat unnaturally, "Dali, what do you see? What the hell is 2.16 times? How did you calculate the decimal point?"

"Look at you. Mental arithmetic."

"Eh..." Meng was speechless for a moment, and smiled awkwardly, "Of course I know you're looking at me, I just want to ask why you look at me like that, you make me feel very insecure."

"Meng Lang, I'm curious about something." Zhuge Dali finally stopped, stood in front of Meng, raised his head and looked at him and said.

Seeing that the atmosphere in the field gradually slipped into his blind spot of knowledge, Ding Zhang'an coughed awkwardly and said, "Boy, where is the residence you arranged for me? Since Dali is fine, I'll go back to rest first, you young people, slow down." chat."

"Oh, you can take a taxi to the love apartment, go to Building 3502, [-], and ask anyone there to ask for the key. Dali and I live on the top floor now, and your room is right next to ours downstairs, alone."

"Okay, I'll go first, don't need to send it off, just stay with Dali well."

Looking at the back of Uncle An leaving lonely, a faint sense of envy suddenly rose in Meng's heart.

'Is this the joy of being single?You can go wherever you want, and no one asks you to explain this and that all day long. You can breathe free air at any time...'

Just as meng lang was looking in the direction of the gate, he suddenly found that someone was hooking his neck. Under the strain, he couldn't help but slightly bowed his head.

Immediately afterwards, a piece of cold and soft touch appeared on the lips...

Five minutes later, the little girl finally let go of Meng Lang's neck, allowing someone who was in a brain crash to finally come to his senses.

"Big, Dali, you are..."

"What? Do you have an opinion?"

Although the little girl was also blushing at this time, she still bravely raised her head and looked at Meng, and said confidently:

"Don't forget, according to the first article in the "150 Nine Precautions in Internship Love" signed by the two of us, I, as the woman, have the right to take the initiative to make intimate actions during the intern relationship, and you, as the man, must not resist! "

"Uh." Hearing this, Meng Lang scratched his face in embarrassment and said, "Dali, what's wrong with you today, why have you become so...active?"

Hearing Meng's ridicule, Zhuge Dali, who had exhausted his courage in just 5 minutes, blushed and hurriedly said: "Don't get me wrong! I just... I was just doing a scientific experiment!"

"Science experiment?" Meng Lang's face became even more weird. Who wants to kiss for a science experiment?

Seeing the "I don't believe it" expression on Meng's face, the little girl gritted her teeth and said with a stern face, "Why, don't you believe it?"

rash:(_)
"No, I believe it."

"But your eyes tell me that you don't believe me."

"No way! I really believe it."

Zhuge Dali: (`)
"Huh! Believe it or not, I have to give you a good science education for this scumbag today!" As she said that, the little girl pushed Meng to the corner with a savage collision, and then she stretched out her hands, and the wall-dong skill was activated !
"Meng Lang, have you heard of husband and wife photos?"

"I've heard of it~ But isn't that a feudal superstition from the old days?"

"Boom!"

Zhuge vigorously reached out and tapped Meng on the head lightly, pouted and said, "Don't take anything for granted! Feudal dross certainly has its absurd aspects, but most of the time it is not all fabricated out of thin air, such as husband and wife This thing can be explained by science!"

"Huh? Is there such a thing as nonsense?"

"Of course! Because two people have been together for a long time, there will indeed be a phenomenon of convergence in appearance, and one of the most important reasons comes from the intestinal flora."

Meng Lang: O_O?

"what?"

The little girl reached out and tapped Meng Lang's head again: "What are you, listen carefully!
For the human body as a whole, microorganisms are found in all parts of the human body, and most of them exist in the digestive tract environment, and there are many kinds of these microorganisms, which are called intestinal flora.

The intestinal flora exists in a certain combination, and each bacteria restricts and depends on each other to form an ecological balance.

Many compounds produced by these flora can signal various systems in the body, including neurotransmitters, among many others. "

"Uh... Dali, I can understand what you said, but it has nothing to do with husband and wife, right?" Meng Lang asked while wiping off his cold sweat.

"Don't worry! As I said before, there are more than 1000 types of bacteria in the intestinal tract, and the average person has about 160 types of dominant bacteria.

Although the types of human intestinal bacteria are common to most human bodies, the composition of the intestinal flora is different for each person, which leads to a large difference in the dominant flora in almost everyone. same.

Due to living together for a long time, the originally different micro-ecological environment of intestinal flora between husband and wife becomes more and more similar, and the intestinal flora also gradually becomes similar, which makes the personality, demeanor and behavior habits of both husband and wife tend to become more and more similar. In agreement - this also forms the so-called 'husband and wife phase'.

Taking kissing as an example, scientific research proves that every ten seconds two people kiss, more than 8000 million flora will be exchanged. What's more, you are doing a scientific experiment, so don't think too much! "

Meng Lang: (O_o)?

'hiss--!Dali, if you don't pinch my waist when you argue, maybe I'll believe it...'

Looking down at the little girl who had awakened the tsundere attribute at some point, Meng sighed helplessly: "Okay~ okay~ I know Dali you want me to be your boyfriend because you covet my beauty~ Stop the work at work first, we still have business to do."

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