Proud Sword God

Chapter 22

It was past six o'clock the next night.

In the Tiantianle cafeteria, He Liang and Liu Jian have been waiting here for a long time. They didn't order anything, they kept asking the waiter to pour water, and they had already drank more than a dozen glasses of water. , but the waiter despised He Liang and Liu Jian very much in his heart, and gave them a nickname: Water Bucket.

"Cobra, why don't you say Brother Aolong hasn't arrived yet? He couldn't let us go!" Liu Jian asked with a sigh.

"I don't know, I really don't know, Mr. Black Bread, you also know that Brother Aolong has always been a beast, so can I guess what Brother Aolong wants to do? But if Brother Aolong doesn't Come on, then we will be miserable!" He Liang said with a bitter face.

"What kind of tragedy?"

"Idiot, of course I don't have the money to pay the bill!" He Liang gave Liu Jian a white look, and couldn't help thinking in his heart: Why are we all human? I'm so smart, why is he so stupid?

"Cobra, you made it clear. We didn't order anything. We just drank a few glasses of water. How can we ask for money?"

"Black Bread Lord, you are worthy of inheriting Bao Gong's honesty and honesty. I admire you. Don't you know that restaurants now charge for tables, chairs and tea? Besides, the waiters take good care of us, and we don't give this guy any favors. Are you embarrassed?" He Liang put on an air of being defeated by you.

"Give me the money! Don't you have any money?" Liu Jian suddenly thought of something, startled, and hurriedly asked.

When He Liang saw Liu Jian like this, he confirmed what he thought in his heart, and said depressedly: "It really is a brother who lives and dies together! Even the degree of shamelessness is the same. Before going out, I specially took all the money in my trousers bag. Put it at home."

"Why are you so unlucky, I am too."

It turned out that Long Ao used to forcibly blackmail Liu Jian and He Liang under the slogan of "treating them to dinner". It was often Long Ao's treat, and Liu Jian and He Liang paid. Planning to slaughter Long Ao, in order to prevent the past from happening again, He Liang and Liu Jian learned the lessons from the past, and put all their money at home before going out, not even a single coin, Now the hungry clinking, Liu Jian and He Liang endured the hunger on their own, looking at the people in the cafeteria who were eating meat and drinking, He Liang and Liu Jian felt envious!keep swallowing
Before I knew it, another 10 minutes passed.

"Cobra, I've decided." Liu Jian forcibly withdrew his greedy eyes and said solemnly.

"What to decide?" He Liang replied feebly.

"Idiot, do you want to starve to death? In another 10 minutes, Brother Aolong hasn't come yet, so I, I'll walk home for dinner."

"Tch, I thought you had some great tricks?"

"Cobra, then do you have any shocking tricks, let me tell you."

He Liang tilted his head and thought for a while, and finally said dejectedly: "I don't have any good tricks, now I have no money, even Hanako, at least Hanako can beg along the road with a broken bowl, but we are new How can the talents of the century and the pillars of the country do such a thing of loss of status, Mr. Black Bread, you have always been known for being ruthless and selfless, do you think what I said is right?"

"Yes, you're right. We are the pillars of a nation of talented people in the new century. We should have big fish and meat every day, surrounded by beautiful women, and we can't beg for food even if we are killed!"

"I'm so hungry that I can swallow a cow, but unfortunately I'm penniless. A penny can't beat a hero! Brother Aolong, brother Aolong, if you don't come, I'm going to starve to death. Even if I'm a ghost, I won't let you go."

"Old Master Taishang is as anxious as a law, Brother Aolong is here, Brother Aolong is here"

Maybe God really didn't want to watch Liu Jian and He Liang starve to death. At this time, the legendary Aolong brother finally appeared.

When the animals Liu Jian and He Liang saw Long Ao, they were as excited as seeing their long-lost relatives. They rushed to Long Ao and hugged Long Ao one after the other.

When the surrounding guests saw this scene, they all opened their mouths in shock, enough to stuff an apple.

Although it is now the new era of new China, people's thinking is no longer so conservative, and some people have accepted the existence of comrades who have come down the mountain, but now it is a big crowd, and the three big men are hugging each other and making out. Outrageous, indecent, indecent

"Wow! I didn't expect that although our county is small, there are comrades! It seems that the saying on the Internet is true. The revolution has not yet succeeded, and comrades are everywhere." A nympho woman who has never seen the big world exclaimed.

"It's such a pity, such a pity that such a handsome guy doesn't like beauties, but men!"

"Didn't you hear people say that comrades are all ugly? How come these three comrades are pretty good-looking, strange, strange, and worth studying. I decided to name my graduation thesis: "On the Real Beauty of Comrades" and Ugliness."

All these words were passed into the ears of Long Ao, He Liang, and Liu Jian. The three of them immediately petrified, feeling a chill in their hearts, thinking that they are all beautiful young men in their primes, and they all have the ambition to attract beautiful women all over the world. I didn't expect to be mistaken for comrades by others now, and I couldn't wash myself away even if I jumped into the Yellow River, God is not open!

Long Ao angrily pushed He Liang and Liu Jian away, and said flatly: "Look at the good deeds you have done, brother's perfect image has been ruined by you."

"Brother Aolong, you can't blame us for this, who told you to come so late, I was too excited, too excited." Liu Jian felt wronged for a while.

"Brother Aolong, I promise I won't do it again next time." The feeling of being misunderstood as a comrade is not good. He Liang has experienced it once, but He Liang doesn't want to experience it again.

"You still want to have a next time. Fortunately, there are no beautiful women nearby, otherwise I will punish you well." Long Ao had a charming smile on his face, and he said admonishing words in his mouth, which was really scary.

He Liang took a step back, and immediately patted his chest to promise: "Brother Aolong, don't worry, there will be no next time."

"Cobra, Mr. Black Bread, today's meal is to thank uncle for his help." The reason why Long Ao was able to easily invite He Chao, the Director of the Health Bureau, and the Chief of the Police Department, was entirely because these two were He Liang and Liu Jian. father.

"Aolong, don't worry, we are brothers, if we don't help you, who else will we help?"

"That's right, brothers should share the blessings and share the hardships." Then, Liu Jian said with a laugh.

The three returned to their original seats, Liu Jian and He Liang looked at each other, and the latter asked, "Brother Aolong, I'm asking a very disrespectful question, you invited us to dinner today, do you have any money with you?"

Long Ao touched the pockets on both sides, and said with a strange smile: "Brother only has ten yuan."

"Oh, ten yuan is not bad, at least you can go to the roadside stall and eat three bowls of ramen."

"Well, you're right, something is better than nothing! I knew it would not be easy to eat a meal with Brother Aolong. I didn't expect it to be this ending. No matter what I say next time, even if I suffer a little, I can't let the strong Brother Aolong has invited guests.

"Cobra, Black Bread, why can't you two get rid of your bad habits? Why are you talking indiscriminately before my brother finished speaking? Really, I want to say that I only have ten yuan on me, but just now I bought cigarettes, and now I don’t have any money.”

"What?" He Liang and Liu Jian shouted in unison, the anger in their hearts could not be extinguished, and then they asked loudly: "It's too late if you don't have a penny? How can you treat a guest to dinner without a penny?" After asking this question Two questions, He Liang and Liu Jian only felt that their hearts were bleeding.

"Cobra, Black Bread, don't look at me with such eyes that want to eat people. To be honest, I'm not afraid at all, and you don't even think about it. Who is that brother? That's the legendary Aolong brother. How could he speak?" It doesn’t matter, if I invite you to dinner, I will invite you to dinner, this is not impressed by Lei, are you worried about the ball?”

"Brother Aolong, it's not that we don't believe you, it's just that you are penniless, you don't have any money, how can you invite us to dinner?"

"This problem is not what you are worried about. My brother's intelligence is unimaginable by ordinary people. You will only admire him later, hehe!" Long Ao said with a shameless smile.

Although puzzled in their hearts, Liu Jian and He Liang didn't ask any more questions. They didn't want to challenge Long Ao's patience. This animal was very scary as a whole. He Liang and Liu Jian didn't want to be taught. It's about An Zhi's attitude, drink as much as you eat, and see how Long Ao invites them to dinner when he is penniless.

"Boss, come here." Long Ao snapped his fingers and called.

A middle-aged man with a fat figure came over and said with a smile, "Does this little brother need anything?"

"The notice standing at the door says: 18 yuan per person, you can enjoy delicious food in this restaurant without restrictions, and you can't bring your own drinks. Boss, is this true?"

"Of course it's true. The store has been open for two years. How could it be possible to cheat customers?"

"That's good, that's good"

The cafeteria owner left full of doubts, but his right eyelid kept twitching, as if something bad was about to happen.

"Cobra, Black Bread Man, aren't you two hungry? What are you doing in a daze? Let's go and get some food. However, let me make a statement first. When you invite someone to eat, you have to eat the best ones. How about you later?" Don't take those cheap things, or if you get angry, you should be able to imagine the consequences." Long Ao threatened Liu Jian and He Liang while walking.

"Brother Aolong, don't worry! I'm so hungry that my gall is about to come out. Now that I can swallow a cow, of course I have to eat something good to sacrifice to the five internal organs temple."

"Well, that's what I mean too. Damn, I've finally had a hard meal, I won't be soft-hearted."

Hearing the reply, a bright light flashed in Long Ao's eyes, and he quickened his steps to the place where the food was stored. He took a big basket and put all the beef, mutton, chicken, and dog meat on the shelf into it.

Liu Jian and He Liang, the two beasts, also learned from others. As long as they think it is a good thing, they will not show mercy.

After a while, all the good things on the long shelf were snatched up by Long Ao and others. He returned to his original position, picked up his chopsticks, and cooked the food in the boiling hot pot soup. stand up.

He Liang and Liu Jian were really hungry, and they didn't care about their eating manners at all. Seeing them eating, it was like watching a starving ghost reincarnated as a human being to eat. Within half an hour, the two of them All the food they brought was eaten up, and He Liang and Liu Jian ran to the shelves to clean up all the good things, and continued to eat hard.

Seeing this astonishing scene, the surrounding customers opened their mouths wide again, and they all said to themselves: So these three people are not only gay, but also an old whore who came down from the mountains. They must have not eaten for several days and nights

After another half an hour, the food was gone again, and Liu Jian and He Liang continued their frantic mopping up.

Not long after, the owner of the cafeteria couldn't bear it anymore, walked over with a bitter face, and said depressedly: "Three little brothers, are the food in this restaurant delicious?"

"It's delicious, it's really delicious. The beef is beef, and the chicken is chicken. They are all genuine. No wonder the business is so good. We will come back next time." Liu Jian replied while eating the chicken.

"Well, it's really good, it can make people full, hehe!"

"This food is really good. I feel comfortable eating it. I have decided to bring friends here often." Long Ao looked at the owner of the cafeteria and said with 'sincerity'.

Hearing these words, the owner of the self-service restaurant almost passed out without coming. He has seen edible food, but he has never seen such edible food. Today is an eye-opener. Each person charges 18 yuan, which is a small profit. , It’s precious in the long run. Now that Long Ao, Liu Jian, and He Liang have eaten so many good things, it has long exceeded the total amount of 54 yuan they should pay. The buffet owner doesn’t know how much he has lost. Every time he thinks about it My heart hurts when I wake up, if the three of Long Ao are allowed to eat like this again, the owner of the cafeteria will have to die today, he came here just to remind the three of Long Ao that they have eaten enough and should shut up, but who knows What I got in exchange was this kind of result. When I think of Long Ao’s words: I will bring my friends to visit often, the owner of the self-service restaurant will feel cold and cold.
"The little brothers can really eat! I must be full after eating so much. How about I give you a [-]% discount when I pay the bill later?" up.

As soon as they heard the word "pay the bill", Liu Jian and He Liang stopped guiltily and looked at Long Ao.

Long Ao asked with a disapproving smile, "Are you two full?"

Liu Jian and He Liang shook their heads firmly, and replied in unison: "No, we are probably [-]% full now! Three more hours of food should be enough!"

"Boss, you heard it too. My two friends are only [-]% full now. Today is my treat. Do you think I can keep them from eating? So sorry, we have to continue eating until we are full." So far, boss, there are no more items on that shelf, please call the waiter to come! Such a big store, it’s okay if the food can’t keep up, it will make people laugh.”

Today, the owner of the self-service restaurant can only smash his teeth and swallow it in his stomach. He suppressed his grievances and said with a fake smile: "Three little brothers, I am also a small business, and you all think that it is not easy for me. Speak up! I must be grateful.”

"Boss, this is not acceptable. We have to pay for the food later, and we have to get back the principal with interest after we pay. If we don't eat enough, wouldn't we be at a loss?" Long Ao asked retortly.

"Little brother, the big deal is that I don't want your money! I beg you to be generous." Now, in order to avoid greater losses, the owner of the cafeteria can only do this.

"Boss, brother is optimistic about you. You will definitely have a bright future. How about it! Let's leave after eating for another hour. This is considered exaggerated! If you don't agree, we will pay and eat until we are full. "

These words are equivalent to a clear and honest threat. The owner of the cafeteria is in a dilemma. What can he do?He now understands why Long Ao asked himself about the rules of the cafeteria just now. It turned out that Long Ao had set up a trap for him to fall into from the very beginning.

"Cobra, Black Bread, this boss is a good guy. He doesn't charge us money. We can continue to eat for another hour. Hurry up if you want to eat something. Don't say I didn't remind you later, hehe!" As expected by Long Ao, he smiled shamelessly at this moment.

"Well, do it."

"Okay, I will eat hard, and I will not disappoint the boss' kindness."

An hour later, Long Ao, Liu Jian, and He Liang left the cafeteria after eating and drinking.

Until now, Liu Jian and He Liang finally understood how Long Ao invited them to dinner on the premise of being penniless. They understood a reason. It turns out that they can eat so deliciously and full without money. It is all thanks to Long Ao. blessing.

"Cobra, I just now know that Brother Aolong is not only good at studying and fighting, but he is also a first-class expert at eating overlord meals."

"Well, I also agree, Brother Aolong is tough, we have a lot to learn! Maybe this is the legendary eating the overlord's meal! Hehe!" Liu Jian burped, looking at Long Ao Said leisurely from the back.

(End of this chapter)