I really don't want to be a star

Chapter 22 Leisurely Life

"Aren't I doing this for you? You are so old, and you are still a fledgling who has never been in love. That is Qiao Mengxi, Qiao Mengxi, what a great opportunity, you don't appreciate me, and you blame me." The fat man looked displeased. Said with a look of shame.

"Yes, yes, yes, I am grateful to your eighteen generations of ancestors, that's all."

"Brother Dao, you are wrong. We are speaking the truth, how can you curse people? We are intellectuals, do intellectuals understand?"

"That! Did I scold you, what did I scold? Why can't I remember? Come on, come on, come on, what did you scold me?" Liu Xu asked at this moment.

Hong Yang and Xiao Yi couldn't help laughing when they heard Liu Xu's words.

"You...you, count~ count you as ruthless"!The fat man held back for a long time, pointed at Liu Xu, and choked out these words!

"And I can use it, you, the person who has broken up 33 times, taught me how to fall in love? Do you think you will stage "Breakdown 33"?" Liu Xu especially bit the word "33" very hard.

"Haha! Haha! Brother Dao, you really are a coquettish man, you're so dumb!" Hong Yang and Xiao Yi laughed and said beside him!

Who knows that the fat man is not ashamed but proud and said: "You don't understand this, you are born once, you are acquainted the second time, you know how to hold hands three times, you go shopping four times, you walk the dog five times, you understand small eyes six times, and you know how to hold hands seven times. To see eyeballs, you can go to the room for a walk eight times, get up nine times, you can make the pillow smaller, and ten times can make you go home to see your father. Do you understand this experience? A novice is safe and an old driver is safe." The fat man looked like me It's what an expert said.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry Master Li for interrupting, you are such an outstanding person, you have experienced 33 times, why can you still be alone with the fifth girl?" Liu Xu asked.

"You, you, you, hurt your self-esteem, you are really a topic-ending machine."

"Hey! I'm really still too young. Listening to the two of you chatting, I really "raised my posture"!"Xiao Yi said with emotion.

"Go, go, go, shameless, you're still young, your beard is going up your ass, and this face is the only one left." The fat man countered!

"Okay! Alright! Don't make trouble, how are you preparing for the knife?" Hong Yang asked steadily.

"It's okay! But it's enough to deal with those guys from the Chinese Department of our school," Liu Xu said affirmatively.

"So confident, let me ask you a few questions," Hong Yang pointed at the fat man with a malicious look.

"Fat head, big ears, big belly, treacherous, treacherous eyes..." Liu Xu said without panting.

"Well, it looks really good. I actually said 27 idioms, and they all corresponded to Fatty." Hong Yang said.

"Wait, wait, you mean these 27 idioms are all about me?" the fat man asked suspiciously.

"Then what do you think? Is there a second fat man here?" Hong Yang asked.

"No, we have to chatter and chatter today," Fatty said, looking at the three of them unwillingly.

"Well, you guys haven't had your breakfast yet, I'll make it for you, and you can chat." Liu Xu didn't even look at the fat man, and walked to the kitchen first.

"Well, this "Story of Idioms" is not bad, let's talk about it!" After speaking, Hong Yang got rid of the fat man with "Stories of Idioms" and walked towards the door.

"Hey, hey! Brother Dao has released a new hero, let me play with your account."Xiao Yi also shouted.

"You, you." The fat man pointed at the three of them.

"Sorrow, worry, worry, worry, and worry will turn gray... holding a steamed bread in your hand, there is not a drop of oil in the dish... oil".

"Okay, stop singing, it's disgusting."Xiao Yi shouted.

"I don't! I'll just sing, I'm arrogant."

"Stop, stop, stop, I really convinced you, the computer let you, I'll go and see Brother Dao."

"Okay, stop talking, come over and serve the noodles," Liu Xu said and came out with two bowls of noodles.

"I said, I said Brother Dao, you really don't give me a drop of oil!" The fat man shouted as he looked at the two bowls of oil-splashed noodles that didn't even have any meaty smell.

What the fat man said alarmed both Hong Yang and Xiao Yi, and they ran over!
"No, it's not Brother Dao. This time it's really too much. Even if you want to punish Fatty, you can't bring us who are handsome." Xiao Yi and Hong Yang looked at the translucent white face, and then looked at Liu Xu.

"Try it, you're talking after you taste it," Liu Xu said without explaining anything.

"Really?" The three looked at Liu Xu with disbelief, and then looked at each other.

"Forget it if you don't eat it, I'll throw it away." Liu Xu said intentionally.

"Don't, don't, I'll eat it. Although it's just a bowl of noodles, doesn't it represent my Dao brother's intentions, doesn't it?" After speaking, the fat man poured a stick of noodles into his mouth.

"How is it?" Hong Yang Xiao Yi asked as he looked at the fat man who had eaten.

"En! It's not that good." The fat man replied with some sobs.

Liu Xu knew that this fat man had started again,

"Really?" Xiao Yi asked in disbelief.

"Can I still lie to you?" Although the fat man said it was not good, and he ate only small bites, he never broke his chopsticks

"No, no, this fat man is so insidious." When they saw that the fat man's bowl was about to bottom out, and his hand reached out to Hong Yang's bowl again, they knew at this moment that they had been fooled by this fat man again.

He knocked off the hand that the fat man stretched out, and ate the noodles in front of him.

"Hold the grass! Hold the grass, when will you still have this skill, Brother Dao? I knew you had this skill. We used to eat takeaway from restaurants, just buy a pot and let you do it."

"After listening to the first half of the sentence, Liu Xu still thought it was a good word, but why did it change in the second half? The master of feelings treats him like a chef."

"Go, go, go, eat can't stop your mouth." Liu Xu said.

Sometimes time is so fast, although the huge momentum outside is caused by the four people in front of me.

But these four masters are just like normal people, those who play games play games, those who are in a daze, those who play mobile phones play with mobile phones, and of course our three good students are reading books hard.

"" This is life!Dao, you will still enjoy life, but unfortunately I still have to face that garlic face. " Hong Yang said with a smile on his face.

"Hush, shush, don't talk, beauty, beauty," the fat man who was playing with his phone at the door shouted excitedly.

"Stop shouting, you can meet beautiful women in this poor place? Besides, you kid, as long as you are not a sow, you can be called a beautiful woman."

"Xiao Yi, you can insult your fat brother's personality, but you can't insult my aesthetic sense! This time I have guaranteed my integrity, the person who is facing me is definitely a beautiful woman."

As soon as Liu Xu heard the fat man's words, he looked at the wall clock in the house and knew something was wrong. It might be that the group of female fairies came again yesterday.

"An honest personality? Forget it, I'll just trust you once." After speaking, Xiao Yi also put down the mouse in his hand and walked towards the door.

"Hey, hey, fat~ Fatty, your eyes are really not curved this time, you are really a beauty, very on point!" Xiao Yi said while looking into the distance.

"Can you two be a little more formal? You are students of Shenjiao University, not local hooligans," Hong Yang shouted.

"Hong Yang, it's no wonder you can't find a girlfriend. It turns out that you don't have the heart for beauty. You'll be gay all your life. Besides, the students of Shenjiao University are also men, and they also have the pursuit of beautiful things. Fatty, you are right. wrong,"

"Xiao Yi, we've lived together for the fourth year, and it's the first time I feel that you've said something human."

"Get out" and you will know that you can't grow ivory in your dog's mouth. "

"Then show me one." The fat man countered with a smile.

"I'm too lazy to talk to you, don't delay me seeing beautiful women."

After listening to the conversation between these two people, Hong Yang felt very helpless, feeling that his world view was not correct.

Ten meters, nine meters, eight meters...one meter!
"Excuse me, is the owner of this store here?" At this moment a sweet voice came.

"This voice is really kawaii," the two people who were stunned at the door of the store at this moment stared blankly at the woman in a long white dress with fluttering hair, and couldn't help but think in their hearts.

(End of this chapter)