Immortal world foodie: husband makes me noodle soup

Chapter 58 Juanjuan said: Stones are ugly
All of this was not caused by Zhong Xiaotian!
Hearing what he said, the little monkey thought he was pretending to be stupid, rolled his eyes in anger, pointed at him and said angrily: "It's not because of you. What you gave me is not a pill to improve my cultivation level at all." , but to receive the demon pill. After eating the monster that received the demon pill, the person who will feed it the pill for the rest of his life is the master. If the master is a mortal, he will follow her from generation to generation until the end of his life. And I am that Poor monster, I want to spend my countless lives with a mortal, chasing her to reincarnation, and I will never be free for the rest of my life."

At the end, the little monkey couldn't help crying.Its life is arranged in this way, no matter how it thinks, it feels that life is better than death.

Zhong Xiaotian really didn't know the power of this elixir, he only knew the name and usage of this elixir, now hearing what the little monkey said, he thought the little monkey was lying to him, so he couldn't help getting angry, and lit it The monkey brain said: "Are you playing some trick again, deliberately calling yourself so pitiful, wanting to win Juanjuan's sympathy, let Juanjuan let you go, so that you can harm the world?"

"Whoever lies to you will not be able to cultivate into a fairy in the future." The little monkey yelled with his neck stuck, then changed the subject and cried desolately: "However, I have already taken the demon-suppressing pill, even if I become Immortal, I can't do anything, I still want to be the master's follower."

"Master, I don't like to listen to these empty oaths the most. Don't swear, you find evidence to make me believe what you say." Zhong Xiaotian is not so easy to deceive, although he vaguely feels that this demon collection pill is extraordinary. , but he still wanted to figure it out.

The little monkey wiped away his tears, glared at Zhong Xiaotian angrily, and said in detail: "The master has already known my life experience just now. I was originally the chessboard of the Taishang Laojun, but was abandoned in the world due to an accident. I and I have been Taishang Laojun for hundreds of years, and I know the alchemy he made. What you just asked the master to feed me is Taishang Laojun’s demon-receiving pill. In the three realms, except for Taishang Laojun, there is no other People can refine this elixir. Since you have this elixir, you must be very familiar with Taishang Laojun, right?"

"What Taishang Laojun, I don't know." Zhong Xiaotian waved his hand and recalled: "A Taoist aunt gave it to me. There are two in total. She said that I will meet a very fierce monster in the future. Let me take it Give it one of these pills, and I will subdue that monster in the future and use it for me."

"It must be the Taishang Laojun." After hearing this, the little monkey was very excited, jumping wildly in Yang Juanjuan's arms: "The Taishang Laojun is a god in the sky, he often helps people in different appearances. Woohoo, I will be miserable in the future, I will obey Yang Juanjuan's orders for the rest of my life, and I will not be free for the rest of my life."

The little monkey was hit so hard today that his tears almost dried up.

Yang Juanjuan looked at it, couldn't bear it, and comforted him: "Don't cry, little monkey, I will treat you well in the future. If you are hungry and thirsty, I will find something to eat and drink for you. You are bored If you are not happy, I will make you happy..."

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu of of of oft-knowingly heard this, the little monkey cried even more miserably.

Yang Juanjuan looked at the little monkey sadly, handed the little monkey to Zhong Xiaotian helplessly, and said, "Little Tianer, please help me find a way to make him spit out the demon-suppressing pill. If he continues to cry like this , what can I do if I cry badly?"

Zhong Xiaotian is still digesting what the little monkey said. It said that the Taishang Laojun likes to help people with different appearances. Could it be that the Taoist nun he met when he was a child was really the Taishang Laojun?

It's a pity, he was only three years old at the time, how could he recognize the real body of Taishang Laojun.If he recognizes it, then he can worship Taishang Laojun as his teacher, why should he nest in Xiuxian Pavilion and do such painful cultivation.

Yang Juanjuan saw Zhong Xiaotian ignoring her, giggling there, she yelled his name, and he came back to his senses, grinning and digging his ears, and said: "Juanjuan, what's wrong with you, why are you shouting so loudly?" ? I'm listening, that demon-suppressing pill is eaten after eating, it can't be spit out."

As Zhong Xiaotian said, he took the little monkey over, hugged it with one hand, and smoothed the monkey's fur with the other hand, just like smoothing the fur of a cat.

"Jujuan, don't call it a little monkey, it's not a good name. It was originally made of stone, why not call it a stone?"

Little Tianer, Little Monkey, these two names are too similar.If others don't know, they think they are brothers.

He hadn't had the chance to ask this question just now, but now that he has the chance, he must ask Yang Juanjuan to change the little monkey's name.

"Xiao Tian'er, little monkey, these two names are very nice. Stone is the worst." Hmph, Zhong Xiaotian actually disliked the bad name she gave, and Yang Juanjuan pouted in dissatisfaction.

Yes, yes, stones are ugly!

The little monkey deeply agreed, but it was in Zhong Xiaotian's arms, so it didn't dare to blatantly contradict him, so it could only put its hope on Yang Juanjuan
"Anyway, I just don't think the little monkey sounds good." Zhong Xiaotian pressed the little monkey's head and smoothed his hair, in fact, venting his dissatisfaction on its head, "If you insist on naming it little monkey, then You can't call me Xiao Tian'er in the future, I don't want to have a name similar to a monster."

"What's wrong with the monster?" The little monkey was still dissatisfied, grinning for a while, twisting the monkey's buttocks to escape from Zhong Xiaotian's embrace, but the strength was not as strong as others, and it was just doing useless work.

"Master, I am a demon catcher! How can a demon catcher have the same name as a monster?" Zhong Xiaotian hit the chestnut hard, and the little monkey screamed, holding his head, looking pitifully at Yang Juanjuan for help .

Yang Juanjuan felt sorry for the little monkey, snatched the little monkey over and said, "It's called a stone, why are you beating it?"

Huh, master, I don't want to be called a stone!

As soon as the little monkey was rescued by Yang Juanjuan, he complained: "Master, you are too unreasonable. Just now you said that Shitou is ugly, and you called me Shitou in a blink of an eye. If I don't do it, I don't want the name Shitou even if I am killed. I'm going to be called Little Monkey."

"No, you have to be called Shitou!" Zhong Xiaotian slapped him, and the little monkey screamed in pain.

Yang Juanjuan was very angry, and shouted at Zhong Xiaotian: "Isn't it just a name? Why are you so fussy?"

Before, because Yang Juanjuan was always guarding Xiao, Zhong Xiaotian often got into trouble with her, and he was the first to compromise every time.Now that a stinky monkey has come, and she is so protective, he will not compromise no matter what.If the compromise continues, what is Zhong Xiaotian's prestige?

"Hmph! Anyway, I just don't want a name similar to it, Jujum, do you care more about it, or me more?" Zhong Xiaotian asked with a sullen face.

(End of this chapter)