Chapter 75
"Master, you said you would bring me to see the world, so here it is!"

In front of a very inconspicuous small tea house, Shen Yao curled her lips in disgust.

What to see the world, is simply to drink tea.It's still such a broken place, small and broken, without even a signboard!

Ah Yue patted the back of the apprentice's hand and said with a smile: "Don't look at this place as fancy, but there are hidden caves inside. Let's go, Master will take you in and have a look!"

With that said, he took her by the wrist and walked in quickly.

It would be an exaggeration to say that there are hidden caves, but the inside of this teahouse is really special.

As soon as she entered the door, Shen Yao heard all kinds of women talking and laughing, talking about everything. At first hearing, she thought it was not a teahouse, but a vegetable market.

After seeing the women in the teahouse, Shen Yao's mouth opened even wider.

The women here are fat people, red clothes, and big red flowers!
This this……

Could it be that she strayed into the fat man's gathering?

"Master, master, this is this..."

Shen Yao has already started to stutter.

But Ah Yue laughed: "Stupid apprentice! This is our matchmaker's den!"

Matchmaker's den?I dare say she didn't come to the fat man's meeting, but the matchmaker's meeting!

In a daze, Ah Yue had already met acquaintances and greeted each other.

It has to be said that Ah Yue's popularity in Heman Town is very good. Almost all the women in the teahouse know her, and they all rush to say hello to her, and some people call Sister Yue loudly.

Shen Yao and You Rongyan, who followed behind, looked proud.

No wonder Master said that a matchmaker should be kind to others, it really is true!Knowing so many people, I will definitely not have to worry about eating in the future. One person will not die of hunger!
Shen Yao was smiling and greeting everyone behind Ah Yue's buttocks when she suddenly heard a malicious voice behind her.

"Hey! Who is that ugly girl? Look at that wart on her face, it's really disgusting!"

Without looking back, Shen Yao knew who the ugly girl she was talking about was.

Isn't the wart on her face the matchmaker's mole that she deliberately painted on the corner of her lips?
Shen Yao's expression darkened, and when she was about to get angry, she remembered the words of "be kind to others" that Master said.

She came to the matchmaker meeting for the first time today, so she couldn't embarrass Master.

Shen Yao clenched her fists and silently recited "Be kind to others" three times in her heart.

However, before finishing the reading, Ah Yue who was beside her was the first to start cursing: "Disgusting? Who the hell is disgusting! You don't even piss and take care of your own virtues. Are you good-looking? With a pig's nose, you can go to the sky, and your forehead is so bright that you can use it as wax!"

puff!
Shen Yao couldn't hold back, and laughed out loud, Ah Yue's description was so apt!
"Master calm down, didn't you say to be kind to others? Don't curse people, don't curse people!"

While smiling, Shen Yao gave Ah Yue the best of luck, and tried to persuade her repeatedly.

"Ha! Be kind to people? Disciple, remember, what your teacher teaches you is to be kind to people, not to pigs. If the old sow doesn't have eyes and wants to bite you, you will scold me severely. Hit hard!"

"Yes, hit hard!"

As soon as Ah Yue finished speaking, Sister Hua who appeared out of nowhere also started shouting.

Not only the two of them, but all the fat matchmakers who greeted Ah Yue before also stood up and scolded the fat man who was looking for trouble one after another.

Wiping the saliva that accidentally splashed on her face, Shen Yao held her forehead speechlessly, what about being kind to others?How did you become an old woman scolding the street?
The fat man who was attacked by the crowd couldn't deal with so many mouths, and immediately turned back to find help.

Only then did Shen Yao discover that the matchmakers in this teahouse are also different.

Although the fat people behind Ah Yue wore different clothes, red, pink and lotus root, the flowers on their heads were big red flowers made of silk cloth.

And what about the fat man who was scolded before?The red flowers on her head were made of silk, not only for her, but also for the fat matchmakers sitting beside her.

It turns out that these are two different factions!
"Sister Shuixiang, come quickly, Ah Yue and the others are about to turn the world upside down!"

The fat man who was being scolded yelled, and a fat man wearing silk cloth and red flowers stood up from the table and walked over aggressively.

When Shen Yao saw this woman named Shui Xiang, she almost thought that she saw Grandma Li Huo in "Nine Pins of Sesame Official"!

This figure, this appearance, this momentum, it's so similar!
"Xiaozhu, sit down and go."

As soon as Shui Xiang opened her mouth, Shen Yao burst out laughing.

piggy?

That woman who looks like a pig is actually called Xiaozhu?

Haha, it was so funny!
The fat man called Little Pig apparently also guessed that Shen Yao's understanding was wrong, his face flushed red, and he hurriedly explained: "My name is Xiao Zhu, Pearl of Pearl!"

Shen Yao covered her stomach and laughed, while waving her hands to show that she knew it, don't repeat it again, otherwise, she really couldn't stop laughing!

Xiaozhu sat aside in a panic, while Shuixiang squinted her eyes and said, "Ah Yue, I heard that you took an ugly monster as an apprentice, so it turned out to be this kind of guy! Tsk tsk, she is not ugly, she even looks like an ugly monster!" Why not!"

Shen Yao, who was covering her stomach and laughing loudly, stopped laughing immediately, snorted, and stared at her contemptuously: "I am indeed not ugly, because in front of your grandma, my ugly appearance is not worth mentioning at all. !"

What is Grandma Agni?
Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, not knowing why.However, this does not affect their understanding of Shen Yao's words, they must be scolding Shui Xiang for being ugly!

Sister Hua was the first to laugh: "Isn't it? Compared with Xiao Taohua, Shui Xiang, you are the ugliest one! Girl Ling, you have always been the most fair, who is the ugliest!"

An old woman in her 50s stood up next to Sister Hua and shouted, "Do I need to say that? Anyone with eyes can understand? Shui Xiang is a famous ugly monster in Heman Town." Woolen cloth!"

Haha, the matchmakers behind him roared with laughter.

Shen Yao shrugged and was very grateful for the support of Sister Hua and others.

However, when I saw Ling girl, I was a little surprised. This is Ling girl, she is obviously Aunt Ling!

Shui Xiang was so angry that her nose was about to burst into flames. She was indeed ugly, but because she had a certain status in the world of matchmakers, few people made fun of her appearance.

Of course, except for people like Ah Yue.

Shui Xiang narrowed her eyes and waved her hand: "Qiao Shuang, come out!"

 I have already set off on the 20th. Guess if I am in Guilin or Sanya now?
  Hoho, the cook has been serialized for a year and a half, and she hasn't gone anywhere. Just before the matchmaker is on the shelf, she brings her husband and daughter out to play, and when I go back, I can save the manuscript and put it on the shelf, okay~
  Finally, here is the manuscript depositor. I will not reply to the comments in the past few days, thank you everyone, okay~
  
 
(End of this chapter)

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