You can't mess with my baby

Chapter 6
But one thing is that I didn't run away. I beat up the son of this female ghost, and this female ghost will not let her go.

Lin let go of his consciousness and wanted to escape. Unexpectedly, at this time, Lingdan gave him another shudder, "Old man! This is a female ghost! You have been single for more than 20 years, and you are still having sex with me. You are not sure about her." ?”

……

What the hell!

Son, can you just shut up!I will die in your mouth sooner or later!
Lin Fang was about to cry when he heard Ling Dan's words.

"Is I the kind of person who doesn't even let off female ghosts? Eldest sister! It's all a misunderstanding. We're afraid that your son is going to hit us~ I'm just defending myself, can you understand?" Lin Fang complained He touched Lingdan, then backed away while holding Lingdan, while making a flattering smile at the female ghost.With that appearance, it can be said that he is an extremely dog-legged person.

"Really? The first time you saw my mother, you raped my mother in your dream. Are you scarier than the evil ghost?" Lin Fang's heart was full of punctures from his son's ruthless complaints. , but Lin Fang, who had been numb by his son's words, naturally didn't take this bunch of nonsense from his son to heart.

"I said it was an accident! Who the hell knew that a dream can come true after a spring!" Lin Fang couldn't help complaining that he had fucked Lingdan in his dream, that's right.But that's also because Lingdan looks so damn good-looking, okay?
Is he the kind of person who doesn't picky eaters?

The female ghost in front of her has her head on her stomach, but she is a female ghost with a pockmarked face, a fat head and distorted facial features. Anyone who likes it is a ghost!

"Roar~" Faced with the verbal confrontation between the two father and son, the female ghost finally became impatient, stretched out her long, sharp, blood-red claws, and pounced towards them.

Lin Fang held his son tightly in his arms, closed his eyes as if he was going to die.

I thought my life would be over this time, but I didn't expect that female ghost didn't pounce on me.

The surroundings suddenly became quiet, and there was no quiet sound or movement.

Lin Fang froze with a bewildered expression, and opened his eyes very carefully. When he saw the scene in front of him, Lin Fang was so frightened that his brain froze.

Looking at the scene in front of him in astonishment, he felt that the world was so magical!

A second ago, the female ghost who was looking fierce and wanted to avenge her son actually knelt on the ground docilely, sticking out her long red tongue, enjoying the caress of a small palm on her head.

"Be good, be good, you did a good job." And the owner of this palm is none other than his heartless and tasteless son Lingdan.

"What... what's going on?" Why did Lin Fang feel like he had fallen into a trap, a trap that his own son had tricked him to death.

"It's nothing!" After Ling Dan finished speaking, he struggled to get off Lin Fang's body, and then walked up to the female ghost.Both hands are the same as above, rubbing the female ghost's head together.

While rubbing and rubbing, the style of the painting suddenly changed, Lingdan frantically tore the ghost's head out of her stomach.

Lin Fang was so scared that he went straight~~ He yelled out again, Ling Dan was used to his father's fuss, completely ignored Lin Fang, hugged the head and helped the female ghost install it back on her head.

Then, after touching around the bloody hole in the female ghost's stomach with the palm of her hand, the bloody hole recovered intact!

Reverting to her original slender waist, the female ghost moved her head closer, obviously unsatisfied.I saw Ling Dan stretched out his hand again, and touched the female ghost's face. The female ghost's face also changed from a terrifying appearance with distorted features to a delicate and beautiful appearance.

Lin Fang was dumbfounded watching this process, "How did you do it?"

The son actually has such ability?

Why doesn't he know anything about being a father?
"Old man, you don't know if people are more angry than others." Lingdan didn't intend to tell his old man what was going on at all.

"..." After being ruthlessly mocked by his son again, Lin Fang was obviously numb.

After tossing and tossing all night, he was so frightened that his clothes were almost soaked in cold sweat, so he decided to take a bath.

"Xiaobao, come out too, and I'll touch it for you too." Lingdan yelled in the direction of the kitchen. The ghost kid who had scared Lin Fang before had a huge shoe print on his face, and timidly walked from the side of the kitchen. out.

When confronted with Lin Fang, he shrank his head into the kitchen in fright, obviously afraid of being kicked by Lin Fang just now.

"Don't be afraid, this is my old man, he won't beat you again." Lingdan waved at the brat.

Seeing Lingdan, the little ghost fought in his heart for a while, and finally flung his tongue away and ran towards Lingdan.

Then he squatted in front of Lingdan, revealing a cute little milk dog.

I saw Lingdan repeated his old trick and touched the kid's face.

The festering and unsightly places on this kid's face disappeared, revealing the small appearance that a child should have.But one thing is still there, and that is its pair of eyeballs without whites.

Lin Fang had a splitting headache, feeling that there were so many things that happened tonight that he couldn't turn his head around.

In a daze, he took the toiletries and floated into the toilet.Just after entering, Lin Fang let out another scream.

After the screams this time, Lin Fang didn't react at all, and was so frightened that he twitched away.

When Lingdan arrived, an adult male ghost was squatting beside Lin Fang, holding a slipper in his hand and slapping Lin Fang on the face.

"This is my father! Do you still want me to touch you in the future!" My cowardly father is the only one who can bully me, how many times will it be the turn of other ghosts to bully me?

Lingdan was so angry that he raised his hand and slapped him.

With this slap, the ghost's head was directly slapped to the ground by Ling Dan, and he looked at Ling Dan in horror.

The mother and ghost pair outside the door were also frightened by Zero Dan's sudden outburst of temper, curled up in a corner trembling.

Not to mention how frightened he looked, Lingdan looked down at Lin Fang who was unconscious on the ground and was still twitching, and rubbed his head with a headache.

"Who is the father and who is the son?" Ling Dan asked himself, this poor child without a mother, at the age of three, will live to be more sensible than a teenager, this young father is lacking in mind, doing things Forget about everything, every time it is Lingdan who helps to deal with the aftermath.

And I have to go out with him to deliver food every day. Not to mention the hard work, my skin is tanned better.

"Master Ling, my husband is wrong, he also loves the child, please let him go." The female ghost finally plucked up the courage to crawl in front of Lingdan, and begged Lingdan not to be angry.

[Our family's zero egg is definitely the master of cheating~]

(End of this chapter)