You can't mess with my baby

Chapter 41 is ahead!
"Googoo~" The corpse king let out a gurgling sound from his throat, tilting his head and looking innocently at Zero Dan.

This silly and cute look made Lin Fang want to shout out, whose cutie is this~
Such a cute zombie, would people be willing to believe that it is a zombie?

"Here! This is the front!" Zero Dan pointed to his back and said.

But the other party still didn't seem to understand Lingdan's meaning, Lingdan was helpless, "Squat down!" He ordered two words directly, and the corpse king squatted down obediently, the height of which was just enough for Lingdan to reach.

Zero Dan reached out and hugged the opponent's head, and then turned around vigorously.

He only heard the sound of crackling bones turning his head, and the corpse king's head was successfully turned back to normal.

"It's much better this way, be good, be good." Lingdan nodded in satisfaction, raised his hand and patted the corpse king's head.

This sound of good obedience seemed to have magical powers, making the corpse king show a smile that was no different from that of an innocent child.

"Follow us." He snatched the Zhanlu sword from the corpse king's hand and threw it into Lin Fang's arms. "Dad, don't hug me. Hold the sword. The evil spirit on the sword cannot be held by the corpse king for a long time. If he holds it for too long, he will go crazy." Lingdan's words reassured Lin, and he immediately stretched out his hand to hold the Zhanlu sword I dare not let go.

"Won't it be harmful to people?" Lin Fang held the sword, Lingdan followed Lin Fang, and the corpse king followed them. The three of them gave people a very strange feeling.

Suddenly Lin Fang thought of something, since it has an infectious effect on the corpse king, what about people?

Is it harmless?
"It's also harmful to people. People who have obtained the Zhanlu Sword in the past have died tragically under this sword. But those are ordinary people, not you, don't worry! You are fine. There is no one in this world more suitable for this than you." A sword." Ling Dan's answer made Lin Fang a little confused.

"There is no one more suitable than me?" What does this mean?
"I don't want to say too much, the secret must not be leaked." Seeing Lin Fang's obvious appearance of endless learning, Ling Dan snorted arrogantly, and suddenly felt a little tired.He stopped and turned around to look at the corpse king, "Squat down."

With another sentence of squat down, the corpse king squatted down obediently again.

Lin Fang was speechless, is this really the corpse king?

Don't have any dignity of a corpse king working for Mao?
What does the son ask him to do?
Zero Dan jumped directly onto the opponent's shoulder, hugged the opponent's head, and made the corpse king stand up.

It turned out that I was used to Lin Fang being hugged, and I would get tired from walking too much, so I just got myself a person and moved the seat.

Only then did Lin Fang notice that the corpse king's fingernails were black and long, which looked a little shocking.

"This pair of claws should not scare your grandparents when you go back!" The corpse king used his hands to wrap around Lingdan's calves because he was afraid that Lingdan would fall, so that Lingdan could sit on his shoulders more firmly. .

"That's why! After I go back, I need to be well groomed. This hair needs to be cut too. It's too long. And it smells a little bit." After lying in the sarcophagus for thousands of years, there are ghosts if it doesn't smell.

……

"It's not good, let's go to the bathing center first! If you take it back like this, it will still scare people." The main reason is that she is wearing strange clothes, which is too scary.

Lin Fang finally decided to take the other party to the bathing center.

The father and son turned back halfway, went to the bathing center with an open night show, and entered the bathing center with the corpse king.

When this trio with very different styles entered the bathing center, the reception staff were a little confused.

What surprised them the most was the corpse king's dress and appearance.

The waiter thought that the corpse king had just returned from the filming of the film crew, but after thinking about it, they didn't seem to live in a film and television city, and they hadn't heard of any film crew filming here, so they became more and more suspicious.

But I didn't ask too much. After all, there are a lot of strange people these days. Wouldn't it be good if you have money to earn?

Lin Fang was exhausted all day, and he was exhausted, so he paid for three people and went in.

He put the Zhanlu sword in the closet without any hassle. When Zhanlu sword was just locked in the closet, it trembled violently, obviously protesting that they had thrown it away.

"It's full of water, if you're not afraid of rusting, just follow!" Ling Dan's remark came from the depths of his soul, and Zhan Lujian instantly fell silent.

For weapons like swords, the most feared thing is water.

Seeing the sword's frightened look instantly, Lingdan's mouth curled into a sneer.

Then urge everyone to take off their clothes.

The clothes on the corpse king's body were all reduced to ashes as soon as they were taken off. Lin lowered his head and looked at the size of the other party.

then……

Some were hit hard.

Compared with this ancient man, he is simply a toothpick.

Perhaps because of shyness, he reached out to cover his small toothpick, and then entered the bathtub first.

Zero Dan followed in with the corpse king.

The two big ones and one small soaked in the bathtub, both showing satisfied expressions.

People who haven't bathed for 1000 years are very scary. The water in this pool suddenly becomes dark, which can be described as horror, so the three of them changed to another pool for soaking.

Then...it was dark again!

Just like that, after soaking in three or four pools, it was finally not so dirty, and the corpse king who had washed off all the filth looked even more handsome and handsome, and his appearance was a bit better than those tough guy actors nowadays!
"Damn it! Are these muscles real or fake?" Lin Fang exclaimed again and again looking at the opponent's muscular body.

He reached out and poked it.

"Dad, don't you think it's abnormal for a man to pay attention to other men's pectoral muscles?" Even if you pay attention, Goddamn even reached out to poke it. He doesn't know that his action is so motherly?
"Eh..." Lin Fang was speechless after being complained by his son, and retracted his hand resentfully.

Compared to the Corpse King, he is nothing more than a white chicken, nothing special to speak of.

After taking a bath, the father and son originally planned to cut off his hair, but as soon as they took out the scissors and pointed it at the corpse king's hair, the corpse king screamed like a butcher.

That voice can be described as shrill.

In the end, the father and son gave up this idea. The deep-rooted thought of the ancients is that the body, hair, skin and skin are the parents.Even after death, it still has a very deep understanding of this.

That's why the two of them were not allowed to move its hair.

But I have to say that after washing his hair with the shampoo from the bathhouse, his long jet-black hair is even smoother and glossier than a woman's.The moment when the long hair shawls after drying, it looks like a fairy.

(End of this chapter)