You can't mess with my baby

Chapter 19

One beat the Taoist to death to prevent the Taoist from entering the haunted house, while the other insisted on entering, so the two were at a stalemate.It dragged on until late at night, and the father and son almost fell asleep, but the little Taoist still refused to leave.

Lin Fang was a little helpless, "Brother, just tell me, what do you want to do?" Lin Fang was really helpless, how could he spend time here with him?

"I beg you! Please, please! Let me go in. It has been three days since I was kicked out of the teacher's door! I haven't eaten for three days, please let me go in and try." , I just want to earn 100 yuan, is it so difficult?" The little Taoist also chose to surrender, and finally spoke out about his predicament.

It's just that Lin Fang was a little unexpected to be expelled from the division.

"Tsk tsk, how did you get expelled from the school?" Before Lin Fang could open his mouth, Lingdan asked curiously.

As a Taoist priest, he was expelled from the sect. How did he do it?
"Actually, I didn't do anything. My Taoist temple was only me and my master when I was young. My master is this person! I usually have a little hobby of spying on the widows in the village at the foot of the mountain to take a bath. I just accidentally spy on my master I told the widow about the widow taking a bath. Thinking about the master saying that Taoists can get married, you want to find a mistress for yourself? But I didn’t expect that the widow actually looked down on my master and talked about it everywhere, and then my master couldn’t get rid of her. Think of this person, and drive me away." Talking about his life experience, the little Taoist priest can be described as having snot and tears, "What I didn't even expect was that you need a diploma for everything here. You said that I have passed elementary school. Where can I get a diploma for a Taoist priest who has never been to school? It’s been three days! It’s been three days! I haven’t eaten a single bite of hot rice until now!” said a certain Taoist priest very sadly.

Lin Fang and his son were stunned when they heard this.

I thought this was a little Taoist priest who came out of that kind of serious Taoist temple, but I didn't expect that he was dependent on an old and dishonest old Taoist priest and was kicked out because he exposed what the old Taoist priest did.

It seems that their father and son really think highly of this little Taoist priest, let alone this little Taoist priest, even if the old Taoist priest comes, their father and son may be more than enough to deal with them.

Looking at the little Taoist priest's appearance about to pass out, Lin Fang and the others felt sympathetic, "Wait a minute, I ordered takeaway, and we will eat together then." They are all poor people who are begging for a living outside, let alone What about a half-baked little Taoist priest?
"Well, then can you let me go in and try? See if I can break through?" The little Taoist went around and still wanted to explore the haunted house, "And boss, no matter how powerful your haunted house is, it's still artificial. Yes, the really powerful ones are real ghosts, let me tell you! In fact, there are ghosts in this world! If you let me hang around with you here in the future, I can help you catch ghosts and bring them to your haunted house Here, using real ghosts to scare people, isn’t it better for business?” It turned out that this little Taoist priest was planning for this, but Lin Fang and Lingdan couldn’t help but laugh.

Especially Zero Dan, whose laughter was full of sarcasm.

The little Taoist who can't even see that he is a ghost still talks nonsense about going to catch ghosts. Isn't this ridiculous?
"Huh? What are you laughing at, little brother? Don't you believe that brother has this ability?" Being ridiculed by a child, this feeling can be imagined.

The little Taoist put his hands on his hips and confronted Lingdan with an unconvinced look.

"Come on, go in! If you can come out of here unscathed, I won't laugh at you." Zero Dan pointed to the door.

The little Taoist priest was flattered by the sudden permission, "You really let me in! Haha, then I'll go in!" The little Taoist priest saw the opportunity, and rushed in immediately.

The father and son looked at the back of the Taoist priest, "This lack of thoughtfulness can be recruited." People who are too scheming are not suitable to be employees of this haunted house. Besides, the walls in this haunted house are easy to be damaged, and people are also needed. maintenance.I was worried about finding an employee to replace me on the morning shift, and I was worried about not being able to find an employee, but I didn't expect someone to come to my door.

For Lin Fang, why not do it?

"Old man, you are being stubborn, but you are sure to raise this little Taoist priest, he looks stupid." Lingdan disagreed, because he really felt that this kid was unreliable.

"You don't understand. Your father and I understand more about the ways of the world in this world." Lin Fang raised his lips and smiled, got up and went back to the room first.

Putting on plastic gloves, he dragged out the stainless steel tub his son used to bathe from under the bed.

The skeleton of Lin Rou is placed in the bathtub, but it has changed from the scary real skeleton in the morning to a snow-white one. It is exactly the same as the human skeleton that medical students buy outside to learn to observe the structure of bones. snow white.

"Old man, you bought bleach just to clean my mother's bones?" Lingdan followed Lin Fang into the room and saw the bleached bones of his mother, feeling like he had lost love for an instant.

"In this way, won't your mother be with us all the time?" Lin Fang grinned, took out the bones one by one and placed them on the ground.Then take the wire and start to connect the skeleton together.

After all, I am not a medical student, and I always make mistakes in the placement of bones. Fortunately, Ling Dan is by my side to remind myself that there is nothing wrong.

When Lin Fang spent a lot of effort to hang the skeleton on the wooden frame prepared in advance, a white shadow visible to the naked eye floated out of the skeleton, and met Lin Fang. The eyes of the people are facing each other, and suddenly there is a feeling that time has been stopped.

Lingdan watched the movement of one person and one ghost, secretly covered his mouth and smiled and left the room.

Leave the space to Lin Fang and Lin Rou.

"Your face is not very good-looking." After a long time, looking at this beautiful face, Lin Fang finally found his own voice, and popped out such a sentence in embarrassment.

"What's a bad idea?" Lin Rou's voice was gentle, exactly the same as what she heard when she got lost in the mountains that day.

"It's a bit too white, no other ghost's face is as white as yours, it's like a piece of paper." Lin Fang replied straightforwardly.

Just after the words were finished, the corners of Lin Rou's mouth twitched.

Then, he forced himself to smile, and asked with gritted teeth, "You put me in bleach water for a day today, why didn't you make me white? My bones are as white as a model." Pointing to the bones on the wooden frame, Lin Rou spoke with a half-smile.

(End of this chapter)