Super entertainment red envelope

Chapter 741 We don't want to become a laughing stock!
After singing "Remember-me", Li Zhifan walked off the stage with applause and cheers.

I found that the host Mark Smith was standing on the side of the stage waiting to go on stage, so I took a close look at his lower body and had a plan in mind. After walking off the stage, he did not leave directly, but stood on the stage Pretend to shake hands and chat with people around you.

Mark Smith waited for Li Zhifan to get off the stage, and immediately walked on the stage calmly and confidently.

however!
Just as he was stepping onto the stage with his front foot, his back heel was stepped on.

In an instant, a resistance was transmitted to the calf, and then through the thigh, the center of gravity of the whole person suddenly leaned forward.

At this time, Li Zhifan had already fled, and there was no sign of him beside the stage.

Looking at Mark Smith again, driven by inertia, he staggered two steps and rushed directly to the stage. At the same time, a shoe flew up, passed directly behind his feet, and landed on his head.

"Oh!"

"My God!"

"Buy it!"

"..."

There were bursts of exclamations from the auditorium. This is the live broadcast of the Oscars ceremony, which is being broadcast in 225 countries around the world.

Li Zhifan had already reached the aisle of the auditorium at this time, turned his head to look at Mark Smith lying prone on the stage, whistled with the audience next to him, and then turned back to his seat.

No one saw how Mark Smith fell down just now, nor did anyone see who did it.

Because Li Zhifan only moved his feet lightly, and the speed was too fast, before Mark Smith fell, he had already left the stage. At this time, everyone could only think that it was Mark Smith who accidentally tripped own.

After all, the live broadcast will continue and cannot be stopped. Mark Smith hurriedly got up from the stage and walked to the center of the stage quickly. Although he is a professional talk show host, what happened just now happened too fast, and the on-the-spot reaction has already I couldn't keep up at all, and after the fall, I was still in a dazed state, so I had to quickly finish talking about the awards to be carried out next, and then go back to the stage to think about the cause and effect, what happened.

……

People who watched the broadcast all over the world were watching the excitement, and everyone felt sorry for him.

On Irs, some netizens who are one step ahead have already started to leave messages.

"Oh my god! Is Oscar trying to use the host's somersault in exchange for the lost ratings?"

"Killing me!"

"Hahaha, this is more entertaining than how many stand-up jokes Mark said."

"Hmph, he attacked us Canadians just now, and now we Canadians all feel disgusted."

"Mexicans feel the same way, very happy!"

"Report for Chinese Americans!"

"Didn't you find the key issue? Mark didn't use this somersault to explain and blackmail himself, and chose to ignore and forget. Isn't he a professional host? What about the ability of talk shows?"

"It must be that the team didn't expect such a thing to happen, so they didn't make up a joke for him."

"Hahaha, it's too cola!"

Of course, some people noticed that after Li Zhifan stepped down, Mark Smith fell on the stage. However, someone watched the replay of the video just recorded and found that Li Zhifan and Mark Smith had no physical contact. He shook hands with several filmmakers, shook his body, then turned and left, while Mark Smith's body began to lean the moment Li Zhifan just left.

If Li Zhifan did something wrong, then there must be an overlapping time, right?

……

on site.

Mark Smith returned to the backstage, furious: "OH! NO! Damn it! Damn it! Zait!"

He couldn't find a target to complain about, so he could only burst out with a few foul words.

The staff on the side wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh. They all lowered their heads and restrained themselves. Some turned their heads and left here, and laughed when they were far away. Most of them had already laughed when Mark Smith just fell down. Laughed.

"Replay the video I recorded just now!"

Mark Smith angrily walked to the director's room, pointed at the screen with his hips akimbo, and yelled at the staff here.

"Oh! No, Mark, you should learn to control your emotions!"

A director spread his hands and curled his lips, "We are broadcasting live now. After the award ceremony is over, let's investigate this matter? Besides, everyone saw that scene. I think everyone will think that it was you mistake, isn't it?"

"What do you mean by that?"

Mark Smith challenged, "OK! If I don't check, I will now resign as the host!"

"Oh! Mark, calm down, calm down! I'm not saying don't investigate, but wait, okay? You are still the host now, and you have to know what your responsibilities are. The scene just now has shamed us a lot. If If you insist on doing this, we can consider changing the host, after all, there are several backup hosts waiting to take over your work in the background."

Such a large-scale awards ceremony, including the time spent on the red carpet, lasts five hours. It is impossible not to prepare a backup host. Besides, Mark Smith does not have him to host the entire audience. Many of the interludes are invited to Hollywood The actors came to serve as hosts.

Mark Smith grabbed his tie and twisted it, suppressing his temper and anger and said: "Okay, but after the awards ceremony is over, I want to see the results of the investigation as soon as possible!"

After speaking, Mark turned and left.

As soon as the door was closed, everyone in the room burst into laughter, leaning back and forth, slapping the table and legs.

Suddenly, the door opened, and Mark Smith came back with a face full of anger. As a result, he saw a room full of people performing their tasks very nervously and calmly, and no one smiled at all.

Mark, who was about to swear, suddenly became at a loss, and began to wonder if what he heard outside the door just now was an illusion.

Then he closed the door quietly, stood at the door for a few seconds, listening to the movement inside, without taking his hands off the doorknob.

Hey!Really no laughing!
Mark Smith just shook his head and turned away speechlessly.

However, just as he walked a few steps away, another heart-pounding burst of laughter came from inside.

Immediately, Mark Smith's expression became ashamed and angry again, but just as he was about to open the door to question him, someone on the other end called him: "Mark! Hurry up! It's time for you to play, this is a joke written for you, to resolve the embarrassment just now one time!"

Mark snorted, gave up the idea of ​​going in to take a look, walked quickly to the visitor, and took the small note.

However, after reading it, Mark was dissatisfied: "Oh! No! Didn't I admit to everyone that it was my own mistake? No, no! I know how it happened. Although I don't know the reason, it is definitely not my own. wrong."

"But you've made mistakes in front of the audience, haven't you?"

The other party said, "If you use my method to deal with it, others will no longer be obsessed with your mistakes, and your humorous response may become the most eye-catching quotation of this year's Oscars."

"is it?"

Mark was skeptical, looked at the paragraph on the note, read it silently a few times, and put it in his pocket.

On the stage again, Mark regained his previous calm and confident demeanor, stood on the stage with a smile, and said, "Oh! I made a serious mistake just now in front of the global audience. This is really not a place where a host should make a mistake. Damn steps! But maybe the reason I fell is because I saw Lee singing the song in front of me, which represents the most dedicated, hardworking, serious group in Chinatown, Wall Street, etc., oh! Now they are starting to enter Hollywood I think a lot of whites and blacks are going to lose their jobs soon!"

When uttering this passage, Mark Smith kept grimacing, and the metaphor of this passage could be heard by everyone present, so everyone below said nothing, not a single shout or applause.

Mark Smith curled his lips and said with a disapproving expression: "Oh, if you don't like my joke, you can use your mobile phone to complain about me on lrs. By the way, your mobile phones are all produced by their children .”

The words that followed annoyed the audience even more. From the silence just now, it turned into tut tut in an instant.

Li Zhifan looked around, and almost everyone showed disgusted expressions. At the same time, they stretched out their hands and waved their thumbs down, and some even made a middle finger gesture.

Seeing everyone's reaction, Mark Smith spread his hands again, selectively forgot what he said just now, and directly announced the next awards project.

At this time, after hearing Mark Smith's ridicule towards Asians, Li Zhifan was thinking about another question: Did he find out that he was the one who did it?

Should not be!

At that time, my speed was very fast, completely beyond the reach of lightning!
But thinking about it again, he forgot to avoid the camera. I don’t know if it was filmed, but Mark went to the backstage to check the video just now, and he happened to see it?

No wonder it happens!

At the beginning, it used "the most dedicated, hardworking, and serious group" to ridicule the work and study of Asians in the United States who "work hard and work hard" in order to survive.

Afterwards, it is said that whites and blacks will become entrepreneurs because of Asians entering Hollywood. This is a common phenomenon that has existed in other fields in the United States for a long time. Whether it is examinations or work, Asians who work hard have indeed gained more opportunities. However, this ratio is still far behind that of whites and blacks. After all, Asians are only 5.00% in the United States, which is only slightly higher than that of aborigines and less than that of Latinos and Africans.

The last sentence about "mobile phones and children" directly ridicules the problem of child labor in Asia. This problem is more serious in the Southeast Asian generation, and the American-funded factories that were originally in China are now running to Southeast Asia and employing child labor. , but tracing the root cause, is it not the evil done by the Americans?

The awards came out one by one, and finally it was time for the best animation award.

Without exception, "Coco" won the final award, and Li Zhifan, as the director, went to the stage to accept the award and gave a speech.

The award was presented to him by a man and a woman, both foreign stars in Hollywood. The man is from Pakistan, and the woman is from Kenya. The two have talked a lot on stage, especially about their own nationality and race. Son, won bursts of applause from the audience, compared with the previous Mark Smith, the contrast is too great.

Li Zhifan took the trophy from the two, shook hands respectively, and walked to the podium.

"Oh!"

Li Zhifan waved the trophy in his hand, "Thank you to all the main creative teams of "Coco", this award belongs to us, thank you Angkers, Matthew, Silver and all DreamWorks friends, thank you Dongfang Group from China, thank you The Oscar Organizing Committee gave this award, thank you all the judges, thank you!!"

As he said that, Li Zhifan changed the subject, looked at Mark Silver on the sidelines, and said, "Also, Mr. Mark, after me just now, you gave a wonderful performance that everyone liked very much, and you are also in China. You are very famous, everyone affectionately calls you horse shit, yes, horse shit!"

The word "horse shit" is used by Li Zhifan in Chinese, but the pronunciation is similar to the first two sounds of Mark Smith's first and last name. Mark Smith, who can't understand Chinese, thought it was the abbreviation of his first and last name, so Beside the stage, he nodded repeatedly with a flattered face.

The nod must be true, but if you are flattered, you don't know whether it is sincerity or acting.

"The reason why I call you horse shit..."

As Li Zhifan said, he changed it to Chinese again, "I thought your mouth was really stinky, it's smelling bad all over the world!"

Mark Smith didn't know what Li Zhifan said, so he looked confused and gestured for Li Zhifan to explain in English.

So Li Zhifan said something in English with a smile: "Your talk show performance is very good!"

In an instant, Mark's face was full of spirits, and he gave two thumbs up. He thought so too.

Many people in the audience did not understand Chinese, and thought that Li Zhifan was really praising Mark Smith, so they had a little doubt about him. Could it be that Li Zhifan didn't care about Mark's jokes about Asians?
But what he understood was laughing out loud, and he explained it to everyone around him. After the people around understood it, and then looked at Mark's movements and expressions, they all felt that this guy was really stupid, and it was really true that he didn't need to learn a foreign language. Very bad.

"Hollywood doesn't have enough Asian characters yet, but the Oscars need to make jokes about Asians?"

Li Zhifan's loud question immediately shocked the audience, because the question contained a strong questioning, and there was no grievance or resentment in his tone, it seemed even more rigid, and he continued:

"On this stage that is trying to show inclusivity, the skin color that has been debated has always been black and white, and Asian actors only account for 1% of all Oscar nominations in history, but even so, some people still wantonly ridicule Asians! "

"If there were more Asians on the Oscar stage, maybe there would be no such harsh jokes. Although we understand that on such a star-studded night, we may have to stand aside, but we don't want to be reduced to as a laughing stock."

(End of this chapter)