Super entertainment red envelope

Chapter 228 Xue Zhiqian's "Skills of Joker"!
Seeing that Xue Zhiqian agreed to give out red envelopes, Li Zhifan was overjoyed. This was equivalent to a business transaction, so he found a few more texts and passed them on to him.

But for Xue Zhiqian on the other end, these words only provided him with ideas, and the final lyrics were still quite different from these words.

Despite this, Xue Zhiqian gave out red envelopes without hesitation.

It was the first time to open a private bag, Li Zhifan was both nervous and excited. Before opening it, he put down his phone and rubbed his hands, hoping for good luck.

"Congratulations, you have snatched the red envelope of Xue Zhiqian's "Dan Zi Shou Skills". It has been stored in the backpack and can be withdrawn for use!"

Ok?
Why is there no option for this private package?

And this "Junzishou Skills" is novel, but I don't know what it is useful for.

Just when Li Zhifan was about to go to his backpack to find out what was going on, his phone buzzed, and Xue Zhiqian actually sent out another red envelope.

Li Zhifan was full of joy, if this private package could continue to be sent, how great would it be?

Although he thought so in his heart, he still replied: "Old Xue, you are too polite, just post one!"

According to the general logic, the other party must have replied: "No, no, you are helping me so much, you should send some red envelopes."

Then there are several, even a dozen red envelopes!

Unfortunately, Xue Zhiqian's actions did not follow Li Zhifan's plan.

After a few minutes, I sent a sentence: "Oh, then I won't post it! Are there still jokes like that just now? Let's post a few more!"

puff!
Li Zhifan couldn't help but slap his hand, didn't he do it himself?
After finding a few more texts to send to Xue Zhiqian, Li Zhifan unhurriedly opened the second red envelope he just sent.

"Congratulations, you have snatched a song by Xue Zhiqian. It has been stored in the backpack and can be withdrawn for use."

Just one song!
Li Zhifan's flesh hurts even more, and next time he has this kind of opportunity, he will never say anything polite.

in the backpack.

A lot of items were snatched tonight.

In addition to the unused ones that were grabbed before, there are already more than a dozen unused items in the backpack.

It was already past three o'clock in the morning, and Li Zhifan simply didn't intend to go to sleep, so he opened the red envelopes one by one.

After dismantling Zhang Hanyu's "C-Level Actor Skills", a golden light shot out from the phone and penetrated into Li Zhifan's body instantly.

For a split second, his entire consciousness paused for a moment, and then there were countless indescribable feelings.

First of all, many memories from the past were slowly magnified in front of him. In these memories, there were various emotions such as ups and downs, joys, sorrows, and joys, and these emotions were deeply imprinted in his chest.

Then there are characters, parents, classmates, friends, and even passers-by who occasionally glanced at them. The details of them are gradually enlarged, and even some physical behaviors have become slow motion. heart.

This process lasted for 5 minutes. It can be said to be fleeting, but it can also be said to be like a year. During the whole process, Li Zhifan felt that the time passed very slowly, but after the end, he felt that it passed too quickly.

Then, Li Zhifan took apart a "Sound Charm BUFF" that he had snatched earlier.

Voice can also be part of acting skills, especially the kind of thick and articulate voice, which can make the audience remember an actor better.

When "Sound Charm BUFF" was absorbed by Li Zhifan, his throat felt numb and itchy, as if he had been gently scraped by a blade, and it was more comfortable.

After that, he opened Lin Chaoxian's "Editing Skills". This time, the red envelope didn't feel any special in the body, but he saw a golden light rushing into the body.

Then there is Xue Zhiqian's "Skills of Duan Zishou", which feels the same as "Skills of Editing" just now, and there is no special reaction, and there is no change in the body.

After that, Li Zhifan was going to see what the song he just got was.

After clicking the small disc icon in the backpack grid, the prelude to the song automatically played in my mind instantly.

Li Zhifan closed his eyes, the production details of the song, the MV, including the lyrics all appeared in his mind:
"You stopped on this street we are familiar with!"

"Read all the lines you prepared!"

"I'm still trying to be brave and telling lies!"

"I can't even block it, the direction you are going!"

"At least when we parted, I was generous!"

This song is not just listening, it is also deeply engraved in Li Zhifan's mind.

When it came to the chorus part, he was able to sing along directly, completely and smoothly.

"What do you want from me, what do you want?"

"Your sudden text message is enough to make me sad!"

"I can't forget, you don't have to remind me!"

"Even if it ends like this?"

"What else can I do, what can I do?"

"In the end, it's not the lover's position!"

"You never think, why should I do this!"

……

Next room.

The sleeping woman woke up suddenly, got up, frowned and listened carefully, then lay back down again.

But as soon as I closed my eyes, I felt like someone was singing.

I turned over and took a look at the phone on the table, it was four o'clock in the morning!

"Singing in the middle of the night?"

The woman was startled, and hurriedly pushed the man beside her, "Hey, did you hear anything?"

"Huh?" The man was sleeping soundly, and asked in a daze, "What?"

"Singing! Someone is singing!"

"No!" The man turned over, "Go to sleep, what time is it?"

Seeing the man like this, the woman pricked up her ears and listened again, but she was still worried, and went down to the window and then to the door, but there was no singing at all, she couldn't help but shook her head and went back to the bed.

But as soon as I closed my eyes and pressed my ears to the pillow, the seemingly absent singing sound came again!

At the same time, similar situations happened in several rooms.

They have one thing in common, that is, they all live around Li Zhifan.

Fortunately, the sound insulation effect of the hotel room is not bad, and Li Zhifan is afraid of disturbing the people, so he is controlling it, otherwise he will really sing, and all the people in Xiangshan can hear it.

……

The next day, at three o'clock in the afternoon.

Li Zhifan didn't get up until this point in his sleep.

He didn't wake up by himself, but Zhao Yiduo's call.

"We have come to Xiangshan, where are you?"

"I'm at the hotel!" Li Zhifan yawned.

"Then let's go directly, you wait!"

"Okay, come here!"

After Li Zhifan finished speaking, he added, "By the way, buy me a lunch box, I haven't eaten yet!"

"Have you eaten yet?" Zhao Yiduo looked at the time, it was already three o'clock, and he didn't even eat lunch, so he asked, "What do you want to eat?"

Li Zhifan not only didn't eat lunch, he didn't eat breakfast, so he opened his mouth and said, "Whatever!"

Zhao Yiduo smiled and said, "Okay, then I'll go and see if there's anything for sale."

Hang up.

Li Zhifan was about to get up.

However, when he was about to put on his socks, his mind suddenly twitched, and an idea popped up.

So I picked up my phone and took a photo of my feet in socks, and then I planned to post a quick blog.

But when I was posting, a very long picture and text suddenly appeared in my mind involuntarily.

"what is this?"

Li Zhifan closed his eyes and thought about it carefully.

The diary-like pictures and texts became clearer and clearer, and when he saw the words "Teacher Xue", he instantly understood, this... Could it be what Xue Zhiqian's "Junzishou Skills" provided?
Li Zhifan couldn't help but smile knowingly after reading this picture and text. This picture and text is not particularly humorous, but it is quite funny. This is the difference between a joke and a joke.

You can point to a joke and have fun for a year, but jokes may be nothing after you laugh at that time, but you will always remember them afterwards.

Especially this kind of funny jokes.

At that moment, Li Zhifan changed the text, downloaded Kuaibo Assistant, and used the long Kuaibo editor to start "creating"... er, transcribing——

"The most popular thing in summer is boat socks, but how many people really understand the culture of boat socks?"

"Everyone knows that although Mr. Li, who has traveled far and wide, is at the forefront of fashion, he is also a person who is willing to share his skills with you."

After writing two paragraphs of text, Li Zhifan put the photo he just took and marked the text: These are not children's socks, but my boat socks!
Then wrote:
"First of all, the purpose of boat socks is to allow you to show your ankles, giving people the illusion that you can look so good without socks, and at the same time causing others to imitate!"

"Then during company medical examinations or daily dinner parties, you can get out of the boss's keen sense of smell, so as to achieve the goal of promotion and fortune!"

"The boat socks were once favored by many football teams. After saying goodbye to the high socks that were about to wear to the armpits, everyone played with gentleness, tenderness, and mutual humility. Some were even embarrassed to shoot!"

"But today, Mrs. Li is going to teach you a little-known way to wear the most fashionable and top-quality boat socks!"

"The following two ways to wear are beautiful and environmentally friendly. You only need to apply a small amount of nail polish to make an impressive impression!"

Li Zhifan then took two photos and added them to the Changkuai blog.

Both of them have the edge of the sock stuck between the toes, but one shows the middle finger, and the other shows the index finger and ring finger.

And marked: fashion trends 1 and 2.

Then, Li Zhifan continued to edit the text:
"Maybe some friends are not used to this way of dressing at first, and they will feel a little uncomfortable!"

"But believe me, if you wear it for a long time, slowly you will become more and more ... uncomfortable, then stop wearing it."

"That means it's not for you!"

"Then you can change to the following way of dressing—"

Immediately there was another photo, this time the sock only covered the thumb on the foot, leaving all the other four fingers exposed.

Li Zhifan also beautified this picture to make it look shiny.

And append the text below:

"So sharp!
It's really a low-key wise man. People with connotations can understand it at a glance. Finding a confidant is just a confirmation between the brows at the moment of looking up! "

That's not all, Li Zhifan found a nail scissors, cut five slits on the socks, put them on his feet, and took a photo.

After examining it, I retouched the picture, and used the software's sticker function to make a thumbs-up pattern in the lower left corner of the picture.

"Finally, the ultimate fashion must-kill is given to you——

"Butterfly from Cocoon"

After embedding the picture wrote:
"I won't explain this trick much. You will know how powerful it is when you ask a client to eat Japanese food."

"You don't need to thank me, your success is my wish!"

……

After the release of this fast blog, many fans who follow Li Zhifan came to leave a message.

The first comment was like this:

"Advertising!"

"Based on my years of experience watching celebrity fast blogs, this is definitely an advertisement for boat socks."

"Don't look at it, I guess it must be!"

"I guessed it too, if it wasn't for the ad for boat socks, I'd live broadcast Chixiang!"

"I'm live streaming! Hahaha!"

"Count me in!"

"The current advertisement is simply insane, it is impossible for me to open it!"

"Will Li Zhifan advertise? How much did the company spend?"

After 10 minutes, the comment changed to this:

"Hahaha, if you didn't see the last person, you must not have expected the real ending!"

"Crazy, if you wear it like this, you will definitely be beaten to death!"

"It's only a brain-dead person who wears it like this, just have fun watching it!"

"It's really not an advertisement, but this is really a tasteful fast blog!"

"Just now it was said that it was the live broadcast of the advertisement, which was for eating Xiang and chopping?"

"This is the funniest quick blog post I've seen today!"

"This is the funniest fast blog I've seen this year!"

"This is the most two-matched quick blog I've ever seen in my life!"

"Is this a joke?"

After half an hour, the comments have become like this:
"Look at my—"

This is a boy. Although it is not a boat sock, he still cut five holes according to the third method written by Li Zhifan and put it on.

"Haha! Look at me—"

This is a girl who cut five holes in her short black stockings and took a picture, and she painted nail polish on each nail.

Then, many netizens uploaded pictures and followed suit.

Some netizens actually ran out wearing flip-flops and took a photo standing among the square dancers.

More and more people joined, and more and more netizens imitated.

For a while, Li Zhifan's fast blog was actually on the trending list.

"My God! Are you crazy?"

A netizen couldn't help feeling emotional, but a few minutes later, she shared a photo on Kuaibo——

A baby who was just born a few months old, with a small sock with five fingers protruding from his feet, the sleeping baby and funny morals formed a unique scenery.

The netizen also laughed at himself: "In the future, babies don't need to buy socks. If they wear like this, a pair of socks can be worn until they are five years old, right?"

……

in the hotel.

Li Zhifan ran to take a shower after posting a quick blog, and didn't care about the follow-up at all.

When Zhao Yiduo knocked on the door in a hurry, he was still blowing his hair.

The door opened, and Zhao Yiduo squeezed in and shouted anxiously: "Zhifan! You really belong to me! What did you post on your fast blog? There is a lot of noise on the Internet!"

"Isn't it?"

Li Zhifan turned on the phone with a smile and took a look.

In just half an hour, the reading volume has reached 13, the number of comments is 2000+, the number of reposts is 3000+, and the number of likes is 6000+!

"My mother!"

Li Zhifan couldn't help but gasp, is this the effect of jokes?

This record... is too terrifying, right?
(End of this chapter)