my supplier is god

Chapter 102 - You Reporters

Chapter 102 - You Reporters
Chapter 2-You reporters
Not long after walking away, Tang Yuan took out a hearthstone—the binding in the world—and rubbed it violently, and then disappeared out of thin air.

After reading the pictures on the black screen, he came to the world. As for why he came here so early in the morning... No way, although the main god claims to have everything, even the ingredients, he does not sell dishes that can be eaten directly, even if it is instant noodles You have to exchange it and boil water to soak it yourself.

And Tang Yuan is a lazy person, so he just came to the world directly to see if there is any breakfast, even soy milk and fried dough sticks are better than doing it himself... After all, this lazy cancer is not a joke, it is serious I don't even want to get out of bed, let alone cook.

After a long while, he squeezed a toothpick in his hand and came out of a noodle shop picking his teeth.

"This noodle shop tastes good... It's a bit like Uncle Yile's craftsmanship, I'm afraid it didn't come from time travel..."

Talking to himself, he always felt a little uncomfortable walking on the street.

Why are the people around me looking at me with strange eyes...?
Could it be that the oil soup on the corner of the mouth forgot to wipe?No, wiping your mouth after eating is a good habit that you can't get rid of even if you want to... Tang Yuan took out his mobile phone and used the screen as a mirror to take a look. There was nothing suspicious on his face.

Well, by the way, it can't be oil soup, because he remembered that since he came to the village before, people have been looking at him with strange eyes.

What's going on?
Puzzled, but embarrassed to ask, Tang Yuan had no choice but to continue walking on the street in a daze. However, he couldn't stand the look and fled away after walking for a long time, leaving the world. .

"It's terrible...the eyes of those people are terrible...what the hell have I done!?" With a dark face, Tang Yuan walked on the path of the forest of magic while talking to himself, "Why don't I remember When did you become so famous!? Why are those people looking at me like this!?”

At this time, he remembered what Yakumo Zi told him yesterday - "You are a celebrity now, be careful when you go out~"

"Celebrity? I just set up a street stall in the world for a long time. Even if the things I sell are a little more powerful, I won't be famous!? Besides, the eyes of those people looking at me are not curious. What, although I can't tell what it is, I always feel that it is not a good look!"

Tang Yuan was struggling alone, and Tang Yuan saw five young girls bouncing towards him in front of him.

Stupid team.

The five young girls also seemed to have noticed that someone was coming from the opposite side, so they quickly formed their formation as if they had rehearsed in advance.

"To prevent the Great Barrier from being destroyed!" said the young girl in a blue skirt.

"Duang"

"You try to BB with me again. Believe it or not, I am willing to be sentenced to a three-year maximum death sentence because of you!?" The man in the black coat said.

"Wow... Dajiang hit me... Hey!?" Qi Lunuo had a big bag on his head, and was crying and turning around to seek comfort from the big fairy, but suddenly remembered something, turned and looked Pointing at Tang Yuan, he pointed at him and shouted, "Aren't you the human being who invited me to eat candy 20 years ago?"

"Let's not talk about what the hell it was 20 years ago..." Tang Yuan squeezed a healing technique with his mouth curled up, pressing back and forth on the big bag on Qi Lunuo's head, and said, "I'll just ask , why do you call yourself 'I' for a while and 'I' for a while? You can't even use a No.1 title, how do you usually communicate with people?"

"I don't know, I've always talked to people like this..." Qi Lunuo felt a coolness from the top of her head, and when she touched it with her hand, the big bag had disappeared, "Wow! You human That's amazing! It's almost as good as me, the strongest fairy! You really deserve to be a man who can get along with Yuka Kazami!"

"Well, thanks to your little brat's compliment... huh? What!?" Tang Yuan was still in the mood to joke with this little goblin after hearing the first half of the sentence, but his face slowly changed when he heard the latter part, "Sister Youxiang? What am I doing?" You got together with her again? Young man, you can’t talk nonsense, if something goes wrong in the future, you have to be responsible and I’ll tell you!”

"Ah? But that's what the newspaper said!" Cirno blinked, her face full of innocence, "The newspaper won't lie, right?"

"newspaper?"

When Tang Yuan heard that Qi Lunuo mentioned the newspaper, he suddenly felt a bad feeling from the bottom of his heart.

"Hey, brat, that newspaper you mentioned...do you still keep it?"

Although Qi Lunuo didn't understand why, she still nodded.

"Okay, look... here are nine lollipops, take them, can you go home now, and help me get that issue of the newspaper?"

"Wow! There are so many nine lollipops! Okay, I'll wrap them on me!" Qi Lunuo immediately cheered up after accepting the nine lollipops, and slapped his chest to confirm the ticket, "But hey, I can't remember exactly. Which issue of the newspaper is it, what if I get the wrong one?"

"Then you bring me all the newspapers in your house! Go now! There are still nine after you come back!" Tang Yuan always felt that the feeling in his heart was getting stronger and stronger, "Lollipops are enough! You want It doesn't matter how much, I guarantee that after you eat enough, you will get pregnant in place as soon as you see my crotch!"

"Okay! Leave it to me!" When Qi Lunuo heard him say this, his momentum also rose, and he turned to the remaining four young girls of the idiot team and said, "Little ones, Captain, I have something to leave, you guys Stay here for a while! Tonight we will go to Mishiqi's house for a party! There are endless lollipops waiting for us!"

"Rua!"

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He casually handed Qi Lunuo and the others a container of lollipops (not expensive anyway), and Tang Yuan looked at the newspaper in his hand with mixed feelings in his heart.

Newspaper headlines read [Shocked!This person actually took the initiative to go to the Sun Flower Field, and it seems that he has an unknown relationship with the Tyrant of Flowers]... I won’t talk about what I wrote in detail. The general content is that an honest and honest reporter accidentally discovered that an unknown man went to the Sun Flower Field. We had a good talk with the Flower Tyrant, and then the two had a friendly discussion♂. Finally, the man uttered a cry of unknown meaning, and handed the Flower Tyrant two bags of things, and the Flower Tyrant was filled with happiness. Smiling, he ran home with the two bags of things in his arms... and the unidentified man smoked a cigarette in place, and then left the Sunflower Field with a satisfied face.

The whole incident, under the embellishment and embellishment of that reporter, did not feel like a life-and-death struggle at all. Instead, it was filled with a touch of warmth and the sourness and sweetness of youth... Especially, in this reporter's writing , Kazami Yuka seems to be described as a newly married young woman strolling in the flower field with a parasol, and the man is like a husband returning home after finishing his work, the whole development is extremely sweet and beautiful, it is simply...

"It's just nonsense!!" Tang Yuan's eyes turned red with anger, and he wanted to burn the newspaper to ashes, use the ashes to mix rice, and stuff it into the reporter's mouth.

Because there are photos in the newspaper!It's him in the photo!
The name of the reporter who reported it was written at the bottom of the newspaper!
"Xumei Maruwen ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

This roar was heard far away, filled with murderous intent, all the listeners felt their spines go numb, and countless old men in the cave were moved by it: "Huh? Another holy-level powerhouse turned out to be born! I'm afraid this continent is about to change..."

"Go to her mother's holy-level powerhouse! Go to her mother's mainland to change the sky! I'm going to strip that little bitch alive and tie her up on the street so that she can be raped X500 million times for two dollars and five a time!!" Tang Yuan was floating in mid-air, surrounded by gusts of wind, lightning and thunder, strong waves, and rain of fire... But these special effects were all added by himself.

"Xumei Maruwen, wait for me! Let's see what the hell I do to you!!" Big brother, you should read the name correctly first, okay?
[To be continued]

(End of this chapter)

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