Become a salted fish girl

Chapter 33 Let me tell you a joke
Huge live broadcast room.

The atmosphere was deadly silent.

If this happened to someone else's live broadcast room, it would be full of barrage. However, in Li An'an's live broadcast room, there were more than two hundred people, but not a single one spoke.

He took a fish ball and put it in his mouth.

After waiting for a while, everyone seemed to be slowly recovering.

Someone typed: "Damn it! Where's the young emperor? Dare to come and make trouble in our blood-stained pavilion and Jiangshan pavilion, I won't kill him tonight... Hey! Why is it a woman? It doesn't make sense, it shouldn't have entered Wrong channel."

The two college students are also quite strange.

"Why is he a primary school student!? Where's the young emperor?" The name said, 'Your sister's wife!I don't engage in gay. 'The college student just finished drying his clothes, came over to have a look, and then said.

Then, the answer I got was, "She said she is Shaodi."

"..." I'm not gay.

"It can't really be the young emperor, can it?" The office worker was also taken aback.Also surprised were the editor-in-chief of Qixuan Novel.com, even Li Anan's editor-in-chief Da Shan, and many salted fish from Xianyu Pavilion.

Do not!
it's out of the question!

The Qingcheng Shaodi in their fantasy is not easy to say, that is a big man who picks his feet, how could it be the fake loli in front of him who eats spicy hot pot.

"Little sister, are you really the young emperor!?"

Li Anan finally saw the barrage.

only……

What the hell is little sister! ?She is no little sister!
"I'm already eighteen. And it's easy to say, I'm the young emperor himself! False!" Li Anan suddenly raised his head and thought for a while, and always felt that the word "fake" seemed a bit problematic, but forget it, let it go.

"It's impossible for my young emperor to be so cute." All the salted fish in Xianyu Pavilion typed one after another.

Seeing such a barrage, let me explain in advance that this is not a naval army deliberately arranged by her, God will testify.And to be honest, saying that made her feel very ashamed.Is she really cute?Then you must have never seen cuter ones, anyway, Li Anan himself has seen many at the entrance of the kindergarten.

But Li An'an is a fake lolita, the most surprising one should be from Qixuan Novel.com.

The editor-in-chief asked Da Shan directly on TT, "Is Young Emperor Qingcheng a woman?"

Li Anan's editor-in-charge, Da Shan, was also a little puzzled, "I don't know either."

Editor-in-Chief: "Aren't you in charge of editing?"

Da Shan said, "It's not bad that I am in charge of editing. But she fills in all men's TT information, I don't know, and the signing information is not in my hands."

The editing of the starting point is divided into content editing and contract editing.

Content editors are like Dashan, who read content, arrange recommendations, and write recommendations.

The signing editor is only responsible for helping the author complete the signing.

Content editors can only see the author's book information in the background.

Signed editors can know the author's private information, even home address and phone number. Of course, generally out of professional ethics, they will definitely not disclose the author's personal information.

in fact……

Before Qixuan Fiction.com's big, medium and small gods left this year, Qixuan Fiction.com seemed to be in charge of both the signing and the content.

But what to say.

On the one hand, separation will help improve work efficiency. In recent years, the number of authors signing contracts with Qidian has only increased. In order to improve work efficiency, this is an inevitable reform;

On the other hand, it can also prevent many editors from directly prying people in private by using the personal information of the author.

Of course, if you have to say it, the possibility of the former is definitely higher.

Therefore, it is normal for Dashan not to know that Qingcheng Shaodi is a man or a woman.After all, he hadn't even touched Shaodi's signing document.

Anyway, seeing that the TT profile is male, it must be male, who would have thought that Shao Di was female.

and……

The id of Young Emperor Qingcheng...

Doesn't it look like a man?

Dashan was shocked suddenly!
Who stipulated that the "Shaodi" must be a man. Didn't there ever be a "female emperor" in history?If you explain it this way, it makes perfect sense!It's just that before, everyone acquiesced that proclaiming the emperor must be something that only a man can do.

I am!

Scheming!
But let's be honest.Dashan babbled so much that it was useless.Because... when Li Anan was thinking about this id, he just copied it from a search engine.At the beginning, she didn't think about what connotation the name could have.

The editor-in-chief was also drunk after hearing Dashan's words.

This is your motherfucker!
Shaodi, this is a potential stock, okay?According to the optimistic speculation of several of their high-level executives, if Shaodi's book can pass the wireless review, there will be no problem with the pre-tax income of 1000 million before the first half of next year.Such an author!You don't even know it's male or female?When the editor-in-chief was thinking so angrily, he didn't know who said that what we should look at is the content, not the person.It doesn't matter whether it's male or female, beautiful or ugly, what we want to grasp is the content!Readers will not read or subscribe to your book just because you are good-looking, the key is the content, comrades!

So Dashan is definitely wronged in his heart, after all, isn't he strictly implementing the principles and principles set by you, the editor-in-chief?

at the same time……

Blood-stained Pavilion and Jiangshan Pavilion.

"Young Emperor started the live broadcast?"

"Hehe, want to sneak away?"

"Brothers, let's scold together!"

"Waiwai is downloading, why is this software so similar to TT, it is a pirated version of TT."

Sudden……

Someone came back and said.

"You don't need to go."

"why?"

"I can't stop cursing. And the boss of Bloodstained Country has already said so, let's just forget about it. Let's forget about it, everyone."

"Fucking old Li! What's wrong with you, have you been brainwashed by the young emperor? How much benefit have you received from the young emperor?"

"That's right! The young emperor insulted us Xueyan Pavilion and Jiangshan Pavilion so much today, and he will definitely force him to pay the price. Didn't he let us scold him if we have the ability? Let's scold him bloody now!"

"Hey, you go, you will know when you go."

Then, more people rushed into the live broadcast room frantically.

And obviously, Li Anan offended not only Bloody Pavilion and Jiangshan Pavilion.

same moment...

Yinguangmen, Wuzipai, Yanjiao, Crazy Demon Family, Huanhaitang, Huoyun Temple, Leifeng Clan, although there is no plan to form a group like Bloody Pavilion and Jiangshan Pavilion, but many of their loyal fans, There are still quite a few people who came to Waiwai to scold Qingcheng Shaodi, thinking, now many brothers and sisters in our family are already scolding Shaodi, there will be a good show to watch now, but after entering... …

I am!

Why is this wind direction a bit wrong!
"How old are you, Young Emperor?"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Young Emperor is so cute."

What the hell is so cute!

What the hell is it if you have a boyfriend!

Are you trying to fuck?
Because the Waiwai live video window is often loaded slower than the comment area, and many people have never used the Waiwai live broadcast before, and have not cached the live video template. Naturally, the video loading is even slower, and the network speed is very good Computers take five or six seconds at the fastest, and even more than ten seconds if they are slow.

Many viewers who have just entered the live broadcast room feel that what is wrong with this world, has human nature been distorted to such an extent, did they enter the wrong live broadcast channel?its not right!These people are talking about the young emperor.

then……

When they can see the screen...

"..."

your sister!

There is no morality in swearing!Wouldn't it be cool to chat happily, and shouting and killing hurts feelings.

Li Anan also used the donkey to go downhill and said to everyone: "I want to say sorry to more than a dozen great gods and their fans, including Bloody Rivers and Mountains. Originally, I wanted to let the salted fish make trouble for Qianjin Yixiao. It’s not that Qianjin Yixiao hasn’t released the book yet, so it was purely accidental injury. I’m sorry everyone.”

The following is a series of unscrupulous replies.

"fine!"

"That's right, what a big deal."

"Of course we choose to forgive you!"

Li Anan said again: "In order to compensate everyone, I will tell you a joke."

"What joke?"

"What joke? +1"

Li Anan: "Just a few days ago, I took a senior sister to eat Malatang. While eating, she kindly gave me a piece of winter melon, and I said: 'No, take it away!' She took it back, but accidentally I took one of my bean sprouts away. I glanced at her and gave her a coriander from my own bowl. She said, "No, take it away!" I said, "Oh oh oh." Then I By the way, I took away the large and medium chicken wings in her bowl."

"..." All the audience in the live broadcast room.

　Please recommend, I really didn't break the chapter.Also recommend this book. After all, I have asked many times. The title of the book: "Tokisaki Kusan in Another World".There should be a creation and a starting point.

　　


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