Become a salted fish girl

Chapter 14 Support Qianjin Smile!Boycott Qingcheng Shaodi!

Li Anan typed frantically in the dormitory.

Once again, I realized why Eiichiro Oda was rumored to be unsatisfactory in his married life.

Yes!

So what if you get more royalties?You can only work and work with your head down all day long, and you have no sex life at all. In fact, if you don’t have sex life, it’s called salty fish.

While typing, Li Anan was already thinking about what excuses he would use to reduce his future updates.

ill?

No, it seems that this can only be delayed for a while, not forever.

It must be a more powerful ultimate move.

It's better to say that there are too many courses in the university, three changes a day, no more!
right! !

I still feel this is more believable.

……

Just when Li An'an's expression was like that of the African kid writing crazily and coding like that.

online.

A personal interview with the author of the great god, and a new book launch are also being broadcast live.

The protagonist is the well-known master author of Yuanqixuan novels, and one of the five eunuchs who are well-known and frightening in the online literature world-Qianjin Yixiao.

After some enthusiastic opening remarks.

The host smiled at Qianjin and said, "I don't know if the master Qianjin Yixiao has heard of a very popular thing in the Internet literature circle these two days?"

Qian Jin replied with a smile: "Could it be that the host is referring to Qingcheng Shaodi's gambling game?"

The host replied: "The master is indeed a master. You know what I mean before I even say it. I don't know what the master Qianjin Yixiao thinks about this game? As we all know, the young emperor of Qingcheng made twenty chapters a day. Famous, and it only took two and a half months to update 600 million words and complete the creation of two novels, I just want to ask, are you ashamed of yourself now?"

Qianjin Yixiao was ridiculed by the host, and she also made a laughing emoji.

Qianjin smiled: "To be honest, I can't do it, because it is simply not something that humans can accomplish."

The host replied: "Actually, what we want to see more is when you, the Great God of Smile, can be like Shaodi."

Qian Jin smiled and typed: "I can only guarantee that this time I will definitely write the book to the end."

Host: "That's right! What is the new book that God Yixiao is going to write this time, can you tell us first?"

Qianjin smiled: "It's hard to say the name first, because everyone may think it's a bit too avant-garde after hearing it, so I'll just talk about the introduction. Already, a blockbuster."

Host: "Is this the No.1 title? Master Yixiao, do you want to write a protagonist who is both good and evil? This night, I will be a blockbuster if I don't make a show. Just listening to this introduction, I think it will be very interesting."

Qian Jin replied with a smile: "It's not No.1, it's the third person. It will be interesting to hear you say it, so I'm relieved."

The interview came here, basically, everything is normal, but soon...

Dissonance emerges.

The host suddenly asked: "That's right! You just laughed, you said that the twenty chapters of Qingcheng Shaodi Rigeng on Xuanxiao.com are simply not something that humans can do. I don't know what you mean?"

As soon as the painting style changed, Qianjin Yixiao suddenly replied openly on the Internet: "What I mean is that this may be just a premeditated hype. Everyone just watch the excitement, but don't take it seriously."

The host looked very surprised, and quickly asked again: "What do you mean? Can you explain in more detail?"

Qian Jin smiled and said: "It's hard to say, because I feel that I will offend many people if I say it. This is also the reason why many Internet writers now keep silent and cannot speak even though they know that there is something tricky in it. But..."

Host: "Smile God, just say it."

At the same time, in the live broadcast room, everyone was also brushing 'Smile and say quickly', 'You are one of the five eunuchs, do you still offend few people', 'Yes!Not too bad to add a few more'.

Seeing the enthusiastic response from the fans, Qianjin suddenly changed his attitude, or rather, he wanted to say so.

Qian Jin smiled and said, "Since everyone wants to hear it, I'll say it. I feel that after I say it, it will be difficult for me to gain a foothold in this industry. So in the future, I will rely on the support of all of you (poor face). As we all know (return to serious face)! At the beginning of this year, more than 30 great gods, middle gods, and even the blood-stained Jiangshan, the leader of the five whites, were taken away from Qixuan Novel.com. Why? Because Qixuan Novel.com has been too disgusting for the past two years It’s getting bigger and bigger. Either manipulating the list data without authorization, or deducting the author’s subscription inexplicably.”

Qianjin smiled: "Take Yale's new book as an example, the number of clicks will be negative, can you believe it? As for the subscription being deducted, including me, even Wubai, who is at the top of the Internet literary world, have also appeared. Subscription plummeted inexplicably. It’s not the kind of readers who don’t subscribe because they don’t think it’s good-looking. It’s like riding a roller coaster. The data originally was [-], but suddenly dropped to [-] for no reason. After you complain, it will be given to you Change it back. Who can bear it! So many authors have quit.”

The host said: "I've heard a little bit about the collective job-hopping of authors starting at the beginning of the year. But the god of laughter... It doesn't seem to have anything to do with the hype of Chapter [-] of Qingcheng Shaodi's Day Update, right?"

Qianjin smiled: "It doesn't seem to matter, but it actually has a lot to do with it."

Host: "How?"

Qianjin smiled: "Let me just tell you a fact. Go and try for yourself if you can make [-] changes in a day, and see if you can type [-] characters. I don't ask everyone to write with the level of a great god, you just Write whatever you want, wherever you go. I can tell you with certainty that none of you can write [-] words a day."

In the live broadcast room, many fans also typed: "It is indeed impossible.", "Only monsters can do that.", "I have the most right to speak, because I have written novels, and I coded four thousand every time. I don’t want to code the words.”

Qian Jin smiled and saw that all the comments in the live broadcast room were all impossible, and said with a smile: "So, everyone knows that this is impossible."

The host still didn't understand: "Even if this is impossible, what does it have to do with the starting point?"

Qianjin smiled and said modestly: "Actually, that's what I guessed too. The starting point lost so many great gods and middle gods at the beginning of this year, so it's natural to want to win a new god, but it's not so easy to find a new god. Just in time, they met Fish that come ashore to pee."

Host: "What does this have to do with the fish that come ashore to pee?"

Qianjin smiled and said: "You are not an insider, so you may not know. Over the past few years, with the development of web literature, the surrounding industries of web literature have also slowly developed, such as studios. What they do every day is to put I seem to think that the writing is not bad, I take it back at a low price, and then sell it at a high price. As far as I know, the fish that went ashore to pee on the shore invested in such a studio.”

Moderator: "But this is hype..."

Qianjin continued to type with a smile: "The starting point requires high-quality books and high-quality authors, and what fish come ashore to piss is precisely high-quality books and high-quality authors, and there are hundreds of books and hundreds of authors. Actually You only need to look back at the three books of Douluo Dalu, Panlong and Wushen, and carefully study the styles of these three books, and you will obviously find that these three books are not in the same style at all. Obviously! These three books This book was written by three different people. I guess, it is very likely that this is written by the author who raised the studio of the peeing fish. They have saved a lot of drafts in advance, and then, with In the name of 'Young Emperor', take out these three books within three months at one go."

Moderator: "Uh... what's the purpose of doing this? Besides, it seems a bit..."

Qian Jin interrupted the host with a smile: "I know that my speculation without reason is a bit untenable, but in fact, everyone only needs to recall the whole game from the beginning to the end to know. Now, I want to ask Next, who saw how Shaodi bet with the fish that went ashore to piss? Where did he bet? The fish that can never go ashore to piss gave Shaodi a golden alliance, saying that Shaodi won, and then everyone believed that Shaodi became a superman and could The daily watch is twenty. We said before that it is impossible for a daily watch to be twenty! That is not something a normal human being can do. So, I would like to ask, why does the fish who pee on the shore praise "Shaodi" so much? What was your motive?"

Qianjin smiled and continued to add insult to injury: "To be honest, if it weren't for the fast update speed, I don't think Douluo Dalu and Panlong are excellent works. Compared with many of our other authors, these two works are just a little bit worse. To the extent that I can read it, I have read it myself, but I can’t even read ten chapters. But let’s take a look at the results of these two books. Douluo Continent once won the first place in the monthly ticket list! Panlong, once I have been in the top ten of the monthly ticket list! I don’t know if the starting point has tampered with it, but I can say with certainty that the data of these two books is absolutely abnormal! There must be data swiping!”

As soon as Qianjin laughed and said this, there was an uproar on the Internet.

The small and medium gods who originally planned not to speak, jumped out one by one at this time.

"I also think that the young emperor is just a vest."

"Support Qianjin Yixiao!"

"I didn't want to say it at first, but I'm really a little frustrated these days."

"Old Luo, why are you aggrieved?"

The old author named Lao Luo felt aggrieved and said: "Can I not be aggrieved? I used to update [-] words every day, but when the young emperor came out, my readers said why I update so slowly. Damn! [-] words I have to work from seven o'clock in the morning to one or two o'clock in the morning, and I only sleep four or five hours a day. Is it easy for me? Those bastards even said that if I update so slowly, I won't give rewards or subscribe. I Damn! I really have trouble and have nothing to say. So! Support Eunuch Yixiao! Resist Shaodi! Like Shaodi, it is a cancer of the Internet."

"Support Qianjin Yixiao! Boycott Qingcheng Shaodi!"

"Support Qianjin Yixiao! Boycott Qingcheng Shaodi!"

Never before has the online literature community seemed so united.

No matter whether you are from station A, station B or station C, on this day, everyone is brothers and sisters, let go of hatred, share the same hatred, and unite with the outside world.And first of all, their first step is to blow up the post bars and groups of fish that pee ashore.

The fish that peed on the shore: "Fuck! It's none of my business!"

(End of this chapter)