I am a female photographer

Chapter 34

The third uncle looked at me and chuckled, "Are you afraid?"

"..."

I grinned, not afraid of the impossibility, but it has come to this point, just as the third uncle said, I am afraid that you will have to go too!

"That's right, this is what a gentleman should look like, steady!"

The third uncle patted my head and looked at the time, "It's only eight o'clock, and we'll go to the back mountain at eleven o'clock in a while. After you follow, I'm carrying you back..."

"What?"

I was startled, "Third uncle, didn't you set up an altar at home, why are you going to the back mountain!"

"You have to follow from the back mountain. I'll be waiting for you at home when I return to my throne. What's wrong, you can't do it just after boasting!"

"no……"

I hurriedly explained, "Third Uncle, don't you say that I have to cover my head with a red cloth, and then you can put out my two Yang fires, so many things, we are doing it in the back mountain!"

"what."

Uncle San took it for granted, "Normally I have to set up this altar at the back of the mountain. I wonder if it's inconvenient. I'm carrying a big cock and it's positive. It's too late to scream when I see dirty things. So I can only send you there first, and I will return to the store and wait to call you back..."

As he said that, the third uncle also took out a small straw man, the size of a palm, pricked with straw. On the back of the straw man, I had written my birth date in cinnabar. In a sense, this is me!

The third uncle also explained to me that the scarecrow will 'live' as soon as my soul enters the dowry delivery team.

At that time, the third uncle will put this straw man on a red paper covered with incense ash, so as to observe my walking route.

"Jingwei, don't be too nervous. It doesn't matter if you don't see who it is. Later, I can guess based on the imprint on the incense ash. Your task is to put the Yin Talisman on it. In the dowry pile, don't be discovered by those things, can you remember?"

"……Um."

I grumbled, "Yes."

Difficult ah!
The thought of going to the back mountain makes my spine break out in a cold sweat. For me, this small shop is like a safe zone for me. I can do whatever I want here, but I want to go to the back mountain...

Wipe, there are shadows!

"Don't be afraid, you forgot what Third Uncle said?!"

The third uncle raised his brows, "Laugh up to the sky and go out! Next sentence!"

"I'm from Penghao..."

"momentum!!!"

"I am from Penghao people!!!"

I almost yelled, "Ah!!!"

"pretty!!"

The third uncle slapped his hands, took a pack of shrouds and handed them to me, "Put them on!!"

My movements froze, and I really felt that the third uncle would fool me one day. In the northern dialect, it means "catch hoo"!
"Third Uncle, there's no need for it, it's unlucky to wear it alive, it will delay my luck, I have to sprint..."

"Tsk, you don't understand now. The ones who gave the dowry were all the cronies of the female ghost on the mountain. Didn't we all watch it a few nights ago? How can you dress in a fashionable way? You have to dress like them." Almost, in this way, to distract their attention..."

Uncle San said and pushed me upstairs, and the door was closed outside, "Hurry up and change, we must not miss a single step!"

I have a big head, looked at the bag of bright pink women's shroud in my arms, and changed it as soon as I gritted my teeth. The inner shirt, double-breasted jacket, and a cloak gown made me feel uncomfortable after wearing it.

When I opened the door, Uncle San handed me a pair of embroidered shoes. At this point, I lost my temper. I put my feet on them, thinking that this was the whole set. Then I looked up, and Uncle San didn’t know where to find a lady’s lipstick. "Come on, uncle will wipe it for you..."

"Third Uncle, where did you get this thing..."

"I bought it!"

The third uncle turned on the red lipstick and greeted me, "Don't worry, uncle, this money can't be wasted, it can't be wasted... Tsk, don't move around, my painting is crooked!"

I stood up like Shang Xing, "It's not over..."

"Right now."

Just paint it on, the third uncle was quite proud, and kept tsk-tsk, "Like, it really looks like, it must be fine, those things will definitely not notice you, ouch, it looks good... It's all alive!"

"nice?"

"nice!!"

I stood in front of the mirror ignorantly, and immediately screamed, "Ghost!!"

I scared myself! !
"This, this... third uncle! Why is my face so pale?!"

"Flour! Otherwise, it doesn't look like it! Whatever you are up there, you will look like it when you go down! It looks like it!"

"..."

I want to cry, the one in the mirror is clearly a female ghost, her face is so white, her lips are blood red, and there are two balls of the same red on her face, coupled with this shroud that is too brand new and eye-catching, it looks gaudy, just like It looks like I just crawled out of the coffin, but what kills me is my little ball's hairstyle, it's a big show!

"Third uncle, we don't bring such things..."

I grinned, "If the neighbors see it, how can I hang out in the town..."

"I can't see it! Who is wandering outside in the middle of the night!"

The third uncle is quite decent, and seems to be very satisfied with his masterpiece, "Besides, I'm doing it for your own good! No, it's for the good of both of us, to do justice for the heavens, ah."

For me~
"Third Uncle, don't you say you take me as your own daughter? Is there such a pair of daughters..."

"That's why I treat you like my own daughter, safety first!"

The third uncle kept muttering, "You are not only Aunt Hei's lifeblood, but also my third uncle. We help others, and I will never allow you to have anything to do. You follow to give the dowry, and you must make sure everything is safe..."

I have nothing to say……

No, there is nothing to love.

……

Waiting downstairs until the time was almost up, the third uncle lay down on the crack of the door and observed the pedestrians on the road. This is my bottom line. I must ensure that there is no one on the street, otherwise I will not go out if I am killed. Just like me now, let alone me If you can't see it yourself, you can scare the living people to pee!
"Okay, no one, let's go!"

The third uncle waved at me with a bag on his shoulders, "It's almost time, let's not delay things!"

I didn't make a sound, and followed the third uncle shyly, wishing I could cover my face on the way, heaven and earth, who did I offend!
The third uncle thought I was nervous, and kept reassuring me. I didn't have the nerve to say that it was embarrassing to come out in this outfit. I was so awkward that I even diluted my sense of fear!

I walked very fast all the way, and when I reached the back mountain, there was only a gust of cool wind. Not to mention, my body was quite warm, and the cloak would occasionally fly up. It was inexplicable, and there was a little fashion feeling, ahem~ by the third uncle The belt is broken.

I found the barley from last time and lay down, and the wrist injury is healed. I can't see anything now, and there is a dark forest in front of me. The third uncle adjusted his posture and looked at me, "Are you ready?" ?”

I nodded, listening to Chongming's heartbeat began to speed up, "Ready."

The third uncle hummed, "Girl, remember, people speak human words when they are alive, and they talk nonsense when they die. After you get in, it's best if you have nothing to talk to. If you have something, don't tell the truth. Can't be one-fifth, try to interrupt as much as possible, understand?"

"That's right, it's just nonsense..."

My voice trembled, but the third uncle chuckled, "Yes, nonsense, if anyone asks you, just talk nonsense, don't arouse suspicion, remember, after the person leaves, if you spend a long time down here, It’s not necessarily normal, you understand one tendon, you just wrap it around until they get dizzy, understand?”

I want to say that I don’t understand, but the ducks are about to be put on the shelves after being chased away, can you turn back?

"Oh, you girl follow me, I don't worry about that!"

Nani?

I looked at Uncle San, are you so confident in me?
The third uncle ignored me, raised his eyes to look at Xing, took out the straw man prepared at home, immediately ignited the talisman in his hand, and shook it at the head of the straw man——

I suddenly coughed and felt that the smoke was lit right at my nose, "Third Uncle, choke..."

(End of this chapter)