The ace all-rounder is on fire

Chapter 359 Fang Can's Urinalysis

In the past, Kuang Silun would withdraw his toughness and choose to forgive.After all, girls are thin-skinned.

But this time, Kuang Silun was unmoved, his eyes were as hard as iron, full of contempt and disdain, and he shot coldly at Lu Shanshan.

In the end, Lu Shanshan pursed her mouth and burst into tears, covering her face and rushing out of the classroom.

***
During class, Lin Shen was playing mobile games with his head down, his brows and eyes were full of irritability, and a ruthless light flashed in his eyes from time to time.

Fang Can was not in the mood to attend the class, so he turned to Kuang Silun to discuss countermeasures, but Kuang Silun stayed up all night last night, and now he is sleeping soundly on the table.

After stabbing it twice, Kuang Silun snorted, Fang Can was so angry that he didn't wake up.

After class was over, Lin Shen threw the phone into the desk bucket, and fell asleep on the table.

Si Yang at the same table originally wanted to comfort Lin Shen, but seeing Sister Shen's state, he simply lay down on the table and fell asleep together, with his little hand still on Sister Shen's waist, hugging her like It seemed that he was afraid that Lin Shen would run away.

There was no one around to talk, Fang Can was very aggrieved, got up and went out, just outside the classroom door, he met Fei Jia and Du Fei who came to look for him.

"Boss, the two old goblins of the Lu family have pulled up a banner in the teaching building, and the words on it are terrible."

Fang Can stared, "The two old things haven't left yet? Take me to see!"

The three of them came to the atrium of the corridor together and looked down from the window. Sure enough, the two elders of the Lu family pulled up a big banner on the tree in the square, with two lines of big characters written on it - Lin Shen is disobedient and unfilial, conscience feeds the dog!Six relatives do not recognize!Animals are not as good as!Thunder strikes from heaven!This kind of college student should be expelled from the school!

Fang Can was so angry that the little volcano was agitated for a while, and sparks were sprayed out, wishing he could rush downstairs to chop those two shameless old things with a knife.

"Boss, what should we do? Letting them go on like this will definitely affect Sister Shen's reputation."

"That's right, this kind of people can't be beaten, and scolding doesn't work. They have made it clear that they are not achieving their goals, and they will not give up."

"Is it true that we really want to save money and avoid disaster? Give them 10 billion?"

I thought that the Wuyan Society would retreat in the face of difficulties if they shot the two old things, but I didn't expect to underestimate the shamelessness and shamelessness of the two old things.

"Break money to avoid disaster? I won't give them a dime, they think well!" Fang Can rubbed his temples, his eyes were gloomy, and his brows were furrowed.

After a while, the eyeballs rolled around, and they leaned on the ears of the two, "You two, go get ready, the next class is a big break, there is a 20-minute break, let's do this..."

***
As soon as the bell rang at the end of the second quarter, Fang Can took out two masks from his schoolbag and put them on his face, then rushed out of the classroom through the back door and went to the bathroom.

In the men's room, Fei Jia and Du Fei had already taken their seats in the bathroom. They were wearing two layers of masks and long rubber gloves on their hands. In front of them were two plastic buckets stolen from the cleaning room.

The boys entered the toilet one after another, and the two shouted:
"Brothers, stop peeing! Stop peeing! One soak 100, 100 one soak! Scan the code on the spot, one soak and one knot!"

"You can make money by urinating, what a great opportunity, if you miss it, it's SB!"

watt? !
The boys who came to the bathroom were all stupid, they all had question marks in their heads when they looked at each other.

First time encountering this situation?Is this too much money to burn?
"What are you collecting urine for? You don't want to eat boiled eggs, do you? You have to go to kindergarten to collect urine from children."

"Brother, boiled eggs, do you eat boiled eggs?"

The boy shook his head like a rattle, "I don't want to eat that stuff. I saw others eat it, and I felt like throwing up."

Du Fei: "Dude, can we stop discussing whether to eat or not in the toilet? Do you want to urinate or not? Don't delay our business!"

The boy clutched the zipper of his trousers and hesitated, "Are you really paying?"

Fei Jia: "Nonsense, you'll know if you take a pee and try it, anyway, you won't suffer."

Du Fei pointed to Fang Can who was standing at the door, "Find our boss after peeing, scan the QR code to collect money!"

The boy glanced at Fang Can who was sneaking around the door.

"I said who is so capricious, so it's Brother Pingtou!"

The boy knew what he was talking about, Brother Pingtou was famous for keeping his word.

A group of people behind urged, "Dude, show everyone!"

"Quick! If you want to make money, we will all learn from you!"

The boy was a little embarrassed, "Turn around then."

"Virtue, who cares about you!"

In the end, under the gaze of a group of boys, the man blushed and contributed about 1 bottle of mineral water.

Fang Can held up his mobile phone and stretched his arms straight, "Come here! Collect money!"

"Damn it! You can really make money by peeing! Hurry up, I'll come first!"

The toilet is about to explode.

Under the envious eyes of a group of boys, that man earned his first pot of gold by urinating.

"Great! You wait, don't leave! I'll call more people for you!" The old iron who got the money happily rushed out of the men's room.

This is a good thing that the pie in the sky is falling!The boys regained their spirits and untied their belts one after another.

"Everyone, don't squeeze, don't squeeze, 3 people in groups, 2 groups at a time, and those behind you line up!"

"Remember to aim for some, don't waste it!"

"Boss! Let me ask, can boy urine be more expensive? How about 150 for a brew?"

The people behind: "The ones in the front! Breaking the industry rules! Discrimination - fuck off!"

"Okay, okay... 100 is 100, I piss! I piss!"

"Let's go after peeing! Next group! Get out of the way!"

"Dude, your foreskin is a bit too long, no wonder you don't have a girlfriend, cut it off!"

"Don't look, I can't urinate."

"Brother, go to the hospital quickly, I feel like you are urinating blood!"

"Misunderstanding, I ate two dragon fruits this morning."

"I'm going...you scared me to death! I thought your waist was broken!"

"Hurry up ahead, stop chattering! I can't fucking hold it anymore!"

Soon, a long queue formed in the corridor outside the men's toilet, and many boys among them held mineral water and iced tea in their hands and drank their heads up.

The girls who came and went were all dumbfounded, what happened to these boys today?
Discussed collective frequent urination?

(〃°ー°)(°ー°〃)
Holding the toilet paper in his hand, a boy rushed all the way into the men's toilet.

"Hey, why are you jumping in line!"

"Brothers, I'm sorry, help me, I have diarrhea, the memory is full, help me!"

Fang Can, who was scanning the QR code to pay someone, immediately regained his energy when he heard someone had diarrhea.

"Diarrhea is good! This classmate came at the right time, and those who can have diarrhea are the priority! The starting point is 200 depending on the displacement!" Fang Can added another layer of mask for himself after speaking.

(End of this chapter)