Knock down the monster with one punch

Chapter 30

wait, no!
Liu Lei seemed to have thought of something suddenly!
This voice is somewhat familiar!Who is it?Who else would be so wretched and trick others?

Voice Changer?Dirty?
Could it be... Dumb girl?

Liu Lei's mind suddenly flashed the figure of the old woman from Douyu TV in the previous life, the old dirty woman - Dumb Girl!And the image becomes more and more obvious, so that the sound is clearly audible!

Compare it to the voice just now!

match!The similarity is extremely high!Could it really be her?
In the previous life, it was only a few months before Du Meier officially became popular on the live broadcast road, so now few people know her at all!Even Dameier might not have become an anchor yet!Just purely enjoy the thrill of tricking people!

But the barrage audience didn't know, but thought that Liu Lei had met a colleague, and everyone immediately became excited!
"Cyber ​​scammers gather together? Each show their magical powers?"

"Okay, this is very coquettish! Hahaha, two big D cute girls love each other and kill each other!"

"Cowhide! All I need is to think of two big D cute girls calling each other little brother, Mama Mia! Is this trying to kill me gay?"

"Goosebumps all over the place!"

"Gay old man may be impotent for half a year!"

……

"Miss Goujiajun is cute and cute, and gave the anchor a Buddha jumping over the wall!"——Why didn't you speak?Come and be merry!Keep hooking up! (-^〇^-)
Miss Sister's Buddha jumping over the wall once again triggered another wave of barrage rhythm!
But Liu Lei is basically confident! "Hehe, don't you think she's really a girl?"

"It's a girl! It must be a girl! The dog host is going to tease her!"

"Haha, don't just bb! Go flirt! Don't be cowardly!"

"The dog anchor is forcibly hypnotizing himself?"

……

"Hehe, who said I dare not flirt? I will be cowardly?" I saw Liu Lei directly cut out the computer homepage and turned off the tuning software, "Take out the small bench for me and sit down and watch! Let you know today , what does it mean that both men and women have no fear, and lift up a piece of sky!"

……

"Wow, little sister! Your voice is so nice!" Liu Lei responded enthusiastically by pressing the T button!

"Thank you, little brother, for your compliment!" On the computer side, the dumb girl was overjoyed when she heard the words, her phoenix eyes narrowed slightly, and a wicked smile appeared on her face!

However, this smile did not last for two seconds, and it immediately froze!

Liu Lei opened his mouth and replied, "Miss, I haven't finished yet! Your voice is not only beautiful, but also very coquettish!"

"Uh... well, he's only 16 years old! He's obviously cute! Little brother, you made a mistake!" Dai Meier immediately retorted.

Unexpectedly, Liu Lei didn't answer her words at all, and continued to talk nonsense to himself.

"I heard that there is a special profession that requires your special voice! Miss, you are very talented. I think you are much better than them!"

"Hehe~hehe! What do you want to express?"

Feeling the tone of the voice that immediately turned cold, and the anger that seemed to be about to gnash their teeth!Liu Lei suddenly had a bottom line in his mind!Regardless of whether she is a dumb girl or not, at least she is a girl!

"Uh, miss, are you going to be angry? Wow, don't get me wrong! I'm talking about voice actors, like Hanazawa Coriander! Don't think wrong!"

"Ah? A voice actor? Huazawa Coriander?" Dameier was stunned for a moment, and her expression that was still stiff just now eased up.

"Ah, little brother, you are so bad, you deliberately tease others! I don't want to talk to you anymore!"

"Hey, little sister, do you play Landlords?"

"Fighting the Landlord? Uh, occasionally!"

Dumb girl is a little confused. Does this person have such a strange brain circuit?Not following the rhythm at all!Hey, hey, you are a man!Shouldn't you tease me passionately?

"Then do you know about A?"

"To A?"

"Yes, a pair of Aces!"

"???What's the meaning?"

"Don't understand? That's fine, let me explain to you!" Liu Lei suppressed a smile, "A man went on a blind date, and when he saw the blind date, he turned around and left immediately! Someone asked him why, but this man said something talk!"

"What are you talking about?" Dai Meier was very curious.

"A, I'm sorry!"

……

"Pfft, god damn it! Haha, porn anchor, I'm calling the police!"

"I was so scared that I quickly glanced at my girlfriend. Fortunately, it was K (13)!"

"Although the dog anchor, you are very handsome! But I want to say, what do you mean when you say yes to a man?"

"The strength upstairs solves the case!"

"The dog anchor means that if you are against K, even if you are a fucking man! I want it too!"

……

But the dumb girl on the computer side didn't think so, her eyes subconsciously glanced at her own basin, her face turned livid again!

Don't hit people in the face!Do not raise your chest when you curse!
You are so sarcastic, how can I bear it?
Thinking about it, the dumb girl instantly turned back angrily!
"Wow, it's so funny! Little brother, you are really talented! Isn't it? Little! Brother!"

"By the way, little brother, do you know? There is a very interesting person on my side!"

"Oh, how do you say it?" Liu Lei knew that the girl was going to fight back, but she was curious and couldn't help but want to know the details.

"His wife poured the seasoning into a big vat, then poured it into water, and asked him to stir it evenly! As a result, he stirred it with a chopstick, and when his wife saw it, she yelled, useless man! Just as useless as this chopstick!"

Liu Lei: ...

"I seem to hear something different! Am I hopeless?"

"Brother upstairs, walk slowly, let's go to the ICU to register together!"

"The legendary toothpick stirs the bucket, and the chopsticks stick into the vat?"

"Sit and watch two scammers fall in love and kill each other, what a pleasure!"

"I'm the only one who thinks, is this young lady really a young lady?"

"Uh, it seems so! Could it be that the dog anchor Nabo Sao was just trying to test A?"

"Wow! It's scary to think about it! The scheming dog anchor!"

……

Sure enough, Dumb Girl was still unwilling to endure the ridicule and wanted to come back!Although Liu Lei was mentally prepared, he still didn't expect that this old slut's resistance would be so heartbreaking!

"Hey, little sister, let's stop talking, let's get on the plane! Where are we going?"

"Let's go to the airport! This route is just right!"

"Airport? I said Miss, this is four rows! There are only two of us, are you afraid that if you go in, you won't be able to get out? Hehehe, if you go in and don't come out, you may die!"

Accompanied by Liu Lei's wretched laugh, the old driver Dameier quickly comprehended the connotation of the words!

Unexpectedly, his face was not red and his heart was not beating, and he replied a few sentences lightly as if in a normal tone.

"Hey, are you afraid? Oh, little brother! Don't they still have your protection!"

"Why, little brother, are you afraid you won't be able to protect me?"

"Don't do this, little brother! A man must have confidence in himself! Men, you can't say no!"

"Little brother, can you do it? Or can't you?"

　To answer the readers' questions, first of all, it is still the new book period, and there is no test water push, I temporarily plan to update twice a day, occasionally more.

　　Of course, there will definitely be more updates in the future!I don't mean the shelves, or the new issue!Don't worry!
　　Finally, thank you for your support, rewards, recommendation tickets, and comments!
　　For a newcomer like me, it was very touching! ! !
　　
　
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