human ice maker

Chapter 994 Sky burial is an idiot
I don't know if it's a coincidence or Liu Dao was born with the "focusing light" attribute in effect, but when he just shouted the word "sky burial", the originally very noisy scene suddenly quieted down.As if the picture suddenly froze, the audience suddenly became quiet and silent.

"Huh?" At this moment, an exclamation suddenly came out from the crowd of centaurs.The sky burial stood on tiptoe to look out, but his 1.8 meters [-] was not enough to stand in front of these centaurs who were generally more than [-] meters tall. A group of centaurs surrounded him to cover him tightly. Even if Sky Burial jumped up and down, it still couldn't see what was going on outside.Helpless, Sky Burial could only squeeze out of the crowded crowd of centaurs, but fortunately those centaurs were also on their way, knowing that he wanted to go out, and took the initiative to make way sideways.

Soon, Sky Burial ran out through the centaur herd, and then saw Liudao tied to wooden sticks by several strong centaurs, carrying them like pigs.Although Liu Dao's image at this time is a bit...funny, but in this strange place, suddenly seeing a familiar face, Sky Burial is still very happy, immediately waved his hands vigorously, and shouted excitedly: "Yo! Liu Dao!" Then excitedly ran over, blocked the way of a few centaurs, and said happily, "Are you coming too?"

Those centaurs who tied up Liudao probably didn't recognize the sky burial, and he jumped out suddenly to block the way, and they immediately showed vigilant expressions, and then they all turned their eyes to one of the centaurs surrounded by the pile. Looks like a very strong centaur.The strong centaur should be a person who can give orders. He also noticed the situation here, but he didn't stop it. Instead, he waved his hand, maybe expressing some meaning.Seeing this, the centaurs carrying Six Paths stopped, allowing Sky Burial to communicate with Six Paths.

"What do you mean I'm here too?" Liu Dao felt powerless to complain about the idiotic greeting mode of Sky Burial, rolled his eyes and asked, "Why are you here?"

"Me? I'm a prisoner, of course the prisoner has to be here." Sky Burial raised his eyebrows, and said with an arrogant look on his face.

"Okay..." Liu Dao sighed, he found himself asking a stupid question.People with negative IQs like Sky Burial cannot be too serious.

"That's right." Sky Burial patted him on the shoulder, then pointed to the rods that bound the six paths and reminded: "You were also captured by them."

"I know, thank you for your reminder." Liu Dao said angrily, "Then can you put me down? I've been tied in this position for too long, and I feel a little dizzy."

"This?" Sky Burial thought for a while, and said, "I'll try." Then he turned his head and yelled: "Hey!"

The strong centaur who was tossing and turning the Zippo lighter curiously looked over with some doubts, and saw Sky Burial pointing to the hanging six paths, and said, "My friend." Then he made a loose With an open hand gesture, he said: "Let go of him. OK?" At the end, he even added an OK gesture.

Although it is undoubtedly difficult for the two races to communicate with each other, thanks gestures, an expression that has broken out of the earth and crossed races, make communication much easier, or at least allow you to understand A little bit of what people want to express.The centaurs understood Sky Burial's movement of pointing at the six realms and then releasing their hands, but their faces darkened in response, looking a little unhappy.

Sky Zan scratched his head, turned back and said to Liu Dao embarrassingly: "It seems not possible."

"It can be seen." Liu Dao didn't feel surprised or disappointed, but continued to chat with Sky Burial very calmly: "By the way, what were you doing yelling just now?"

"I was just teaching them how to make a fire with a lighter." Speaking of this, Sky Burial immediately got excited, and explained with excitement, "Liu Dao, let me tell you, these people are really stupid to death."

"Oh?" Liu Dao raised his eyebrows, and said in surprise, "There is someone who is stupider than you?"

"That's right." Sky Burial nodded triumphantly, not aware of the sarcasm in Liu Dao's words at all, or he was already used to all kinds of blows from Liu Dao, so he didn't care.He continued on his own: "Tell you, these centaurs wanted to set me up and roast me before, but they couldn't catch the fire after holding two stones for a long time. Haha, you said they Is it stupid enough? I couldn’t stand it anymore, so I just gave them the lighter, but they didn’t know how to use it. After teaching for a long time, they still foolishly rubbed the lighter with the stone. That’s ZIPPO! Limited edition ZIPPO, these idiots..."

"Wait a minute." Liu Dao interrupted the sky burial's self-healing mode with a strange expression, and said with a strange face: "You mean, these centaurs want to roast you?"

"Hmm." Sky Zan nodded.

"But they can't make a fire?"

"Hmm." Sky Burial continued to nod.

"So you give them lighters and teach them how to make a fire."

"Hmm." Sky Burial still nodded.

Liu Dao sighed: "Then what about after the fire is lit? Shall we continue to roast you?"

Regarding the thinking mode of sky burial, Liu Dao suddenly felt pain in his heart, liver and lungs.I've seen idiots, but I've never seen one who can be so idiotic. They want to eat you, but you still run dryly to help light the fire.what is this?Self-grilled kebabs?And still do it yourself?

"Oh, that's not true." Sky Burial immediately explained: "I'm not that stupid. I just told them that if I teach them how to make a fire, they won't eat me anymore."

"Oh?" Liu Dao was surprised: "Can you still communicate with them?"

"That's right." Sky Burial said triumphantly.

Liu Dao asked curiously, "How did you communicate with them?"

"Do you understand gestures? Gestures." Sky Burial taught Liu Dao a lesson instead, and cheerfully gesticulated and said, "When I lit a fire with a lighter, they happily patted me on the shoulder to show their approval. Do you know?" ?”

The corners of Liu Dao's mouth twitched fiercely, with a confused expression on his face.

Approved... Your uncle!

When people pat you on the shoulder, it means they recognize you?I've patted you on the shoulder hundreds of times, and I've never recognized your IQ, okay?
Liu Dao suddenly felt that life was so hopeless.

"What's the matter with you?" Sky Burial looked at Liu Dao's constipated face blankly, and asked in doubt.

Liu Dao said weakly: "I want to die."

Sky Burial asked in astonishment, "Why?"

"Because I met a pig."

Sky Burial opened its mouth into an "O" shape, did it meet a pig?Then want to die?What is the logic?

(End of this chapter)